"Today's last task, please participate in the Vienna Music Festival carnival, sell the Chinese specialty we brought - stinky tofu, and raise funds for your event tomorrow!"

When this task was released, the six male gods were dumbfounded, how should this be done?

On the TV screen, the footage of the filming of "Follow Bell to Adventure" was released in time, the man standing at the top of the food chain was reversed by the team members, he forced everyone to eat live scorpions and insects, and everyone forced him to eat stinky tofu, which is a proper mutual injury!

Seeing Bell eat a piece of stinky tofu, the painful expression on his face that was twisted to the extreme, and the almost disgusting action, the audience in front of the TV rose with pride in their hearts, little look, you can't even eat stinky tofu, how can you claim to be the strongest jungler on the earth?

However, even a god like Bell can't eat it, and it is definitely impossible to expect to conquer foreigners through taste, if the six male gods can really sell stinky tofu, that is their ability!

Yang An and the six people saw a box full of vacuum-packed stinky tofu, and it looked like there should be more than 100 pieces, which means that each piece should be sold for at least 6 euros, so as to collect 600 euros of activity funds for the six people tomorrow. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Lu Yi was more cautious in his thoughts, and turned around and asked, "Director, director, I want to ask, if we can't sell a piece, will we starve to death tomorrow?" ”

"If the total amount is less than 600 euros, then we will make up the shortfall and guarantee a minimum of 100 euros per person," explains the director. But if you sell more than 1,000 euros, all of which will be yours, and you will be able to live more easily for the next few days. ”

Everyone relaxed, and laughed in unison: "It's pretty much the same!" ”

"It turns out that there is still a guarantee of 100 yuan, I thought that I would be poor and beg on the street, I was scared to death!"

"Shall we have a little bit of fun? I just want to guarantee the bottom is too unpursued! Everyone brainstormed and talked about how to sell! ”

"6 euro a bag of stinky tofu? This package in China, 1 yuan a bag, can not be more! ”

"So we're going to do concept packaging, and some people are responsible for packaging, and some people are responsible for sales."

"How to pack? No one knows us abroad? We don't have any related channels, and we don't have the money to advertise and promote......"

Just when everyone was at a loss, a voice suddenly came: "Who said no one knows us?" ”

Zhang Jiayi smiled and pointed at Yang An and Cao Shulin: "These two are international celebrities!" Yang An has released English pop songs, and I heard that he almost won a Grammy, right? and Lao Cao, I have to talk about overseas cross talk several times a year, don't deny it, I followed your Weibo, and I have all your dynamics. ”

Cao Shulin hurriedly bowed his hand: "Lao Zhang, thank you for your attention, but I haven't said cross talk in Vienna, and my audience is all overseas Chinese, and all the tourists here today are tourists from all over the world, right?" It's all black and white, I just took a look outside, and I didn't see any Asians! ”

Everyone coaxed in unison: "Teacher Cao, don't be modest, you should talk about cross talk for the first time in Vienna today!" ”

"That's right! Strive to carry forward the art of cross talk in China, so that foreigners can also fall in love, Mr. Cao, the great rejuvenation of Chinese civilization depends on you! ”

"In Vienna******** talk about cross talk, Lao Cao, you give our Chinese cross talk artists a long face!"

Rao is Cao Shulin is so cheeky, he can't bear it, and keeps waving his hand to refuse: "This is the music capital of the world, or a pop music festival, do you want me to sing Taiping lyrics, or sing Peking Opera?" Ninety out of ten people in the country don't understand this, and Sensei said that here, a group of people are all foreigners. Don't make a fuss, I'm willing to let me sell stinky tofu under the plate. ”

After making fun of Cao Shulin, he just refused to accept the offer, and this is really not a good occasion, Cao Shulin's cross talk is useless, and now everyone can only look at Yang An.

Yang An agreed: "In this way, I'll go to the organizing committee to ask first, to see if there is a chance to sing on stage, show a little face, and promote our products." Mr. Cao, Uncle Zhang, you two go around below to see if there is a chance to peddle, 6 euros of stinky tofu wow, this is a bit difficult! ”

Dunchao smiled: "When you become famous at the music festival, get a signed version of stinky tofu or something, maybe someone will buy it for 10 euros." ”

The two teams acted separately, Yang An took Li Jingtian to the organizing committee, and the others looked for opportunities to try to sell to tourists and passers-by.

According to the voiceover, the Vienna Music Festival lasts for ten days and is attended every day at 2 p.m.

During the day, it is basically an unknown small band, or passers-by and tourists interact on stage, and there are also professional masters invited by musical instrument manufacturers to perform, and in the evening, when the flow of people is the most, well-known bands will take turns on stage, and the organizers will make poster promotion a few days in advance, and push it online on the Vienna tourism app to attract tourists to visit, today's main band is the black eyed pea.

Yang An and Li Jingtian asked about the location of the organizing committee, and a tall white man greeted them: "Hello, I'm Tom, the person in charge here." Are you really Yang? Ohmygod, you're here! ”

Tom warmly held the hands of Yang An and Li Jingtian, looked at the two VJs who followed him, and asked curiously, "What are you doing here?" ”

Yang An explained: "I am recording a variety show in China, and if you can cooperate, I am very grateful to you. Come, say hello to the 1.3 billion Chinese audience! ”

Tom was not stage frightened, and after greeting the camera, he grimaced by the way.

Next, the three talked and talked about the matter, and Tom was not sure if he could let these Chinese sell goods, but Music Energy Saving invited Yang An to sing on stage, which was quite a great idea.

After a while, the Black Eyed Pea Band rushed to hear the news, the lead singer William, and the sexy goddess Fei Ji were at the front, the two laughed and took turns hugging Yang An, Fei Ji even hooked Yang An's chin with her hand, dialed it left and right to watch carefully, and played: "Hey baby, I haven't seen you for a few years, you have become handsome again!" ”

This Yanma likes to use more stimulating perfumes, Yang An's nose is a little choked, and his body can't stand the teasing of this hot beauty, so he hides in embarrassment: "Fei Ji, you are more beautiful!" ”

As a super popular idol group, Black Eyed Peas has always had super popularity and prestige in the world music industry, lead singer William served as the mentor of The Voice for two seasons, and took Yuan Yawei, a soul singer, in The Voice of China, and released a new album earlier this year, they became one of the heavyweight guests of the Vienna Music Festival.

At this moment, BGM released an old song "London-Bridge" with black eyed peas, and Fei Ji deliberately pulled Yang An to dance the veneer dance.

Of course, she was not wearing revealing low-waisted pants like the MV at this time, but she was originally an actress known for her figure, with a small waist and a small peak, and the hot dance scene looked super hot, and everyone around her clapped and laughed and danced together.

After the hot dance clips are played, things are discussed, and there is nothing that cannot be done at the music festival with the endorsement of a big band.

Two hours later, the camera pans to the stage, the lights on the dark stage suddenly explode, the big screen is on, and a tall and thin young man appears in the only light, he poses with a bent poss, covers his face with a white top hat, and slowly takes off the top hat.

The audience looked over, this person turned out to be a yellow-skinned, black-haired Asian, but it is undeniable that the face line is very beautiful, it should be a more handsome type, in addition to wearing a white top hat, he also has shiny studs on his ears, wearing a pink blazer, a round-necked close-fitting white vest inside, and the muscle lines between the chest and abdomen can be seen at a glance.

What's even more interesting is that at night, he wears gun-colored reflective sunglasses on his face, covering half of his face, and hangs a big bright gold chain around his neck, a diamond-encrusted belt buckle, tight black leather pants, and outrageously bright black leather shoes, his hand holding a top hat is stretched out, and he wears several shiny big rings on his ten fingers, a gold labor on his wrist, and a large gold bracelet.

Maybe the audience didn't have much feeling at that time, maybe the singer had a personality?

But as soon as the domestic TV audience saw this scene, they all burst into laughter.

"Rub it, this Nima super nouveau riche feeling, Brother Yang, your taste is too weird!"

"I'll go! This dress, a small pink suit and a tight vest, is too sassy! ”

"This, this, this...... Brother Yang, Sao! It's not your average sauch! ”

"I'm also, the male god in my mind is dressed like this! I would love to say four words! I! Good! Enjoy! Happy! ”

"This is so glamorous, brother!"

At the observation meeting of Zixiang Satellite TV, people who had not seen this scene almost burst into laughter, Xiong Hao, who had watched this scene last night, still couldn't help but want to laugh at this time, because this dress was really shocking, and it was very different from Yang An's usual style, and he had never seen it!

“dou~~dou~~dou~~dou~~”

A deep voice comes out, and the song begins.

On the stage, Yang An was not only dressed like this, but the lights were turned on two more times, and two more sassy guys appeared on his left and right.

One is Li Jingtian, wearing an earthy yellow leather coat, and the other is Dunchao, wearing a full set of pure white suits, the two are also wearing big sunglasses, with shiny earrings, and the gold and silver chains on their chests are shining, and they are also so commotionous that they can't do it, the two snap their fingers, their bodies shake with it, and one leg trembles rhythmically.

"Poof......

"My male god Dunchao! It turned out to be such a virtue! ”

"Spicy my eyes~~~"

Countless domestic viewers laughed for the second time, holding their foreheads and looking at them, these three male gods must have one more word, and they have become three male nerves, these people are too funny! (To be continued.) )