It's been three days since the last class reunion, but this matter doesn't seem to be completely over, Charlotte, who pretended to be a family member at the party and ate and drank for an afternoon, had Teacher Wang's voice and smile lingering in her mind, and it happened that a relative needed to find a tutor, and Teacher Wang, a top student who graduated from Recheng Normal University, suddenly appeared in front of Charlotte's eyes.

Her unique voice pierced through the rustling WeChat background noise and flew into Lao Wangtou's ears: "Hey, monkey, I want to ask you to be a rescuer!" Huh...... That's the case, my aunt is looking for a tutor for her twin daughters, both liberal arts and science, I don't dare to say anything else, but my aunt actually said that she wants to engage in vegetarian education, and she doesn't have to find a master for the exam, are you interested? ”

The six-eared macaque replied, "What does she want her child to learn?" ”

Charlotte: "Science! Your best skill, I see that your 233bc is all about some very unique things, not according to the script, very level, I don't know if what you said is right, but I feel that the habit of independent thinking is excellent, whether our family can produce a Marie Curie depends on you. ”

The six-eared macaque was eager to see what Charlotte's twin cousin looked like, and readily agreed: "OK, take me to meet Sister Flower." By the way, your aunt won't discriminate against us eco-low-carbonists who drive three jumpers, right? ”

Charlotte chuckled, "No, but you don't have to drive three jumpers in front of my aunt, you can park the car far away and see it out of sight, so as not to affect her senses." ”

Liuerjun: "So you don't say that I wear a millet T-shirt to meet guests?" ”

Charlotte: "Can you be a role model?" I see your old classmates are all dressed very well. ”

Six-Eared Jun: "Hmm...... It's really a Buddha who relies on gold clothes, and people who rely on clothes, okay, I'll dress up well. ”

After making an appointment, Liuerjun pondered how to dress up? What to do? Is it a suit and tie, or is it a little more chic? Why don't you go the Korean route? No, no, no, children may like the Korean route, but Charlotte's aunt may not like it, and she almost put the cart before the horse, convincing her aunt is the king.

Well, let's take the geek route, it's too late to shop online now, and it is estimated that you can only buy things without personality in the mall, and there is a great possibility of hitting shirts. Fortunately, he already has clothes in this area, there are as many as two, one of which is printed with two elements, Be and Er, the element itself is nothing, but it is connected to Beer, beer, it looks very distracted, anyway, Wang Fang is not disgusted with Beer, so he fell in love with this T-shirt.

The other one is even more powerful, which is customized by him, in order to experience the service of a custom T-shirt, which is a series of biochemical reactions that he pulled from Wikipedia, which is famous in life science as the "glycolysis process".

Although the process is very ordinary, and some of it has faded, which is outrageous, but this represents the geek in his mind, most people don't know what this thing is, the story behind it is very colorful, and the chemical equation itself is full of bells and whistles.

On this day, when the time came, he drove the ocean horse on the road in a hurry, but something happened on the way, and he saw a wrongdoer, and hurriedly ran away, before he could start the vehicle, the old wrongdoer saw him at a glance and shouted: "Hey, isn't this Wang Bang?" Hey, what's running, stop me! ”

In a hurry, Wang Bang almost hit a passer-by, causing angry eyes and a burst of muttering.

Yes, I was blocked by this passer-by, and I couldn't run.

The old enemy had already caught up, and he was unhappy: "What's the matter?" Are you afraid that I will ask you to pay it back? Ya is still running away,, the basic trust between buddies is gone! ”

Wang Zhen hurriedly reversed his human skin mask-like expression, and smiled all over his face: "Where, where!" Why is Mr. Zhang this kind of person? Am I not in a hurry! ”

Mr. Zhang: "Wrong! That's the kind of person I am. It's better to meet by chance, since you bumped into it today, let's give a letter, when will the money owed to me be paid? ”

Wang Fang said with a smile: "Mr. Zhang is really joking, you are still worth a little drizzle from me?" ”

Mr. Zhang: "Come less, is it easy for me to do business?" You don't know the current market, buddy listens to your optimism about TPP, wants to invest in Vietnam, but was smashed and robbed by ** thugs, speaking of which, it's all your fault, I don't have to say, pay back the money first, I don't want you to pay my Vietnamese store pù even if it's good! ”

Wang Bang was angry with the enemy, and said angrily: "These Vietnamese monkeys! Why doesn't the government over there give an explanation? ”

Mr. Zhang: "Give a fart, the law doesn't blame the public, don't you know what the situation was when we smashed the Japanese store here?" It's all a raccoon dog, hey, don't try to divert your attention, if you don't believe it today...... Yes, I detained this car for you, when will I pay it back, and this car will be returned to you. ”

Wang Fang was shocked: "Don't mind, Mr. Zhang!" Brother Zhang, this is my guy who eats, a production tool! Without this, I have no money, aren't you persecuting the working people at the bottom? ”

Mr. Zhang: "Then I don't care, your archway has collapsed, how can you do it without a mortgage?" Come down, I'll drive these three jumpers away. ”

His claws, as nimble as a velociraptor raptor, dragged Wang Bang down.

Wang Bang exclaimed: "Do you know how to drive three jumpers?" Don't crash it. Let's sum it up! ”

Mr. Zhang: "I don't have the time to mess with you, I haven't eaten pork and I haven't seen a pig run?" Hehe, the four-wheeled Lao Tzu can be driven, isn't the good of the three wheels easy? Do you know my Alipay? Remember, when the money arrives, the tricycle will come back to you. Bye! ”

I can't help but say, Mr. Zhang walked away, and the Yellow Crane Tower was vacant here.

Wang fried that anger, it was just angry and blew up his lungs, a small accident broke his own practice for many years "Mount Tai collapsed in front of him and his face did not change", he couldn't help but be more angry, almost had pulmonary spasms, fortunately not so old, if he was a few years older, he might really have pulmonary spasms.

How to be a tutor in this state? But it's not easy to do odd jobs, what if those two little girls were as cute as Charlotte when she was a child? Isn't it a tyrannical thing? Let's go and see, the overlord has to go with a bow.

He shuddered and took out his bus card, slowly paced to the nearby bus stop, sighed, and felt that the world was full of malice, as if a single dog had met Valentine's Day, and really wanted to join the Imperial Fire Strike Regiment, with a lighter in his left hand and a bottle of low-octane high-explosive gas and oil in his right hand.

On the bus, his expression was scary, an old man with a dragon head cane wanted to give him a seat, every frustrated young man was a murderous fire method, at a glance, he knew that he was DPS specialty, he couldn't afford to provoke it, it was best to hide.

His destination is a community called "Lakeside Flower Town", and both of these aunts and nephews are flower lovers.

The bus in this place is not very convenient, and Wang Fang finally called a three-jumper to arrive.

He thought that his mood would calm down a little along the way, but he didn't expect that the aftermath was still unsettled when he arrived at the lakeside flower town, so he decided to rest for a while on the bench by the artificial lake in the community. Looking at the willows and the blue waves, you should be able to return to the rank of being pampered and not shocked, right?

The artificial lakes in the ordinary nouveau riche community are negligently managed, and there are dry ones, but the lake in this community is very good, it is actually green, and it can be seen that the aquatic plants in the pond are luxuriant, and there are small fish shuttling and playing. I am not a fish, but I know that they must be happier than me, Wang Fang thought to himself.

Today's encounter triggered the butterfly effect, Wang Bang fell to the rank of seeing the injury of things, I don't know what sad past I remembered, sighing, tears in my eyes.

Through the blurred vision, I vaguely saw a bride in a quantum state, sometimes wearing a white wedding dress, another wearing a red wedding dress, and sometimes even a kimono flower dowry (bride). Hua Married's face also changed back and forth, at first it was the goddess she liked many years ago, but suddenly it became Bai Ling, and finally it was a little like Charlotte.

Hua Xiang asked Hua Son-in-law, "Are you willing to marry me?" ”

The son-in-law nodded: "Nonsense! I don't want to marry you, why did I come? Only you can look at me, and if you don't marry you, I'll be orphaned. ”

The flower marries the shy orchid and fingers: "Dead ghost! Be good to others, I fell into this rippling lake at the same time as your wife, which one are you going to save first? ”

Hua Son-in-law scratched his head: "Don't make a fuss, do you think you and my mother follow Pauli's incompatibility principle?" ”

Hua Marry: "Dear, if you can't deceive people, then you will be orphaned." ”

Son-in-law: "Okay, I'll save you first......"

Hua Marriage's face changed: "Liar! Your eyes betray you! ”

Hua Son-in-law: "Wow, you can see this?" Why don't you go to the anti-terrorism team to be a police officer? Kelly Madison-like. The world is not peaceful, and the motherland needs you. ”

Flower marriage: "Phew." May I make a small request? ”

Hua Son-in-law: "Hold back your words, I promised, I promised you everything, even if you want stars, I can take them off for you." Really, all the atoms above the iron element are the products of the supernova after the Big Bang, the atomic number of iron is 26, a piece of cake, our copper element is 29, so, giving you copper coins is equivalent to picking the stars, I don't know which dynasty my dear likes Tongbao? Kaiyuan Tongbao and Jingkang Tongbao can be chosen at will, and it is no problem to have a lot of money in your pocket. Because of the large amount of coins minted, the antique ones are also affordable. ”

Hua Married: "Hold back, look, I forgot my little request, it's all your fault!" Oh remember! Look, how cute this kid is, you must treat him as your own! ”

As soon as the mirage scene changed, Xiao Ni Hong suddenly appeared and was smiling at himself. The bride also turned into Ouyang Fen, a black fungus who called herself Little Pink. The flower son-in-law woke up suddenly, damn it, how did I put the story of the dead ghost buddy on my own head? Scared the baby to death.

I had a dream, as if I had returned to the rank of being pampered and humiliated, well, life is like a dream, and the clouds in the sky are like white clothes; He must change like a dog.