Chapter 44: Flickering and Crippled (for the Ice and Snow Emperor's relatives)
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At this time, the other four people in the hall reacted, with an extremely envious look in their eyes, and the old man Liu Huifeng, the elder of the Diancang faction, was even more jealous, wishing that it was himself who was seriously injured, this is immortal fate, immortal fate!
That Wang Tiehu is really smoking from the ancestral tomb, but he doesn't want to think about it, if Chen Xiaoqi smokes his 10-year yang life, he can still have a few days to live.
"Also, you can't call this seat an immortal, you can call me a senior, as for Xiaohu, you can also call this seat a son, a senior, but you must not call me an immortal, understand?" Chen Xiaoqi commanded.
Wang Tiehu said as if puzzled, "But the voice just now clearly called you to be bigger, big ......."
"Hmm~!"
After Wang Tiehu finished asking, Chen Xiaoqi groaned, so he stopped his words and changed his words, "Yes, son!" ”
These words caused everyone in the hall to think infinitely, what is the big thing, thinking of Wang Tiehu calling Chen Xiaoqi an immortal before, the answer is already coming out, naturally it is - big immortal!!
Everyone in the hall chewed Wang Tiehu's words carefully, and silently found that the voice just now?
What was the sound in the hall just now, and why didn't everyone hear it? In association with folklore, after a person dies, there is a bull head and a horse face, and black and white impermanence comes forward to hook the soul, so the voice that everyone can't hear just now is ......
These words of wanting to capture the past made everyone in the hall fall into contemplation, until Wang Tiehu changed his name to Gongzi, and they all reacted and replied in unison, "Yes, senior!" ”
As for the title of the son, it is only Wang Tiehu can use it, and this one title distinguishes the distance between relatives and relatives, which also makes everyone in the hall envious, and Wang Tiehu cherishes this opportunity even more.
Lan Henggong shouted even more in his heart, whoever tells me that Wang Tiehu is bold and scheming, I will kill him, this guy has the ability to climb along the pole, I am ashamed of myself.
is obviously an enemy, but in a few words, he turned into a benefactor, and he shamelessly took refuge in the past, really, Tian is shameless! Lan Henggong lashed Wang Tiehu fiercely in his heart, hating to replace him with his body, hoping that the person who took refuge in the past was himself.
As for the title of this senior, with Lin Zhennan's strange reaction and Wang Tiehu's strange experience, I am afraid that no one will believe that this senior is not an immortal.
The argument against himself and others calling him an immortal chief is probably something about it, or it is to hide it, otherwise, why not explain why he can't be called an immortal chief.
Yes, the thinking of everyone in the hall has changed from please prove that you are a senior to a channel that please proves that you are not an immortal!
Since then, all the high-level executives who are currently staying in the head of the Fuwei Dart Bureau have all been fooled and lame!!
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When Chen Xiaoqi came to visit Fuwei Dart Bureau, he got up early in the morning, but the time was close to sunset.
The ancients used to eat two meals a day, around sunrise and sunset.
Now it's just time for dinner,
In this way, Lin Zhennan ordered again, everyone began to eat, and in order to show respect, Mrs. Wang was also invited out by Lin Zhennan to accompany her.
[Mrs. Lin Zhennan should have called her Mrs. Lin, Lin Zhennan's wife, but Mrs. Lin is the daughter of Wang Yuanba, the head of the Luoyang Golden Sword Wang family, with a loyal and bold personality, and she is a heroine among women, and everyone respectfully calls her Mrs. Wang, not Mrs. Lin.
Similar to it is Ning Zhongze, the wife of Yue Buqun of the Huashan faction, who is respectfully called Ning Nuxia instead of Mrs. Yue. 】
Everyone in the Fuwei Dart Bureau recommended Chen Xiaoqi to sit on the throne, but how could he sit, ancient Confucianism flourished, and the gentleman was headed by the six arts, although everyone was from the rivers and lakes, but they were also greatly affected by it.
In the end, still according to the previous sitting method, Chen Xiaoqi sat in the position of host and guest, Lin Zhennan sat in the position of host and accompaniment, the two sat at both ends of the long table, and Mrs. Wang sat next to Lin Zhennan.
And Chen Xiaoqi's left hand side is the 'fierce knife' Wang Tiehu who has just been put into his command, and the right hand is the 'Huifeng Sword' Liu Huifeng Liu Old Man.
The table is full of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and there is no shortage of seasonal side dishes, meat and vegetables are both hot and cold, sweet and sour, bitter and hemp are prepared, which can be described as comprehensive.
[Chili peppers were introduced to the Ming Dynasty from the Americas at the end of the Ming Dynasty, and Xiaoao Jianghu was a story that occurred in the late Ming Dynasty, before the Wanli Emperor, so there was no chili pepper at this time! There are only peppers, so there is no spicy in cooking! 】
Originally, people in the rivers and lakes should talk at the wine table, but Chen Xiaoqi has always followed the rule of eating and sleeping at home, and if he doesn't speak, everyone will naturally not speak rashly, so this banquet was quite dull at the beginning.
Fortunately, Chen Xiaoqi also knew that his habit was not suitable for this scene, so when he ate well, he began to drink with a wine glass, without saying a word, but he didn't say that after eating, he drank and didn't speak.
So the atmosphere began to warm up, the ancients said, the so-called wine is character, although not in it, but not far away, everyone frequently toasted to it, Chen Xiaoqi was also unceremoniously, the wine to the cup dry, so that everyone had a deeper impression of it.
After three rounds of drinking, the atmosphere was warm, and Wang Tiehu was telling the story of killing tigers and leopards with his knife and saving the medicine collection team in the mountains.
Wang Tiehu drank so much that his face was red and his neck was thick, his hands were dancing, and he was talking, "Do you wait, at that time, the white-fronted insect with hanging eyes roared and pounced on me, and the momentum was amazing!"
Before the tiger arrived, a gust of fishy wind came first, but how could I let the iron tiger scare it, so I carried my nine-toothed serial knife and pushed it up, guess what! ”
Lan Henggong and Wang Tiehu always can't look at each other, they don't like each other to be in the limelight in front of their eyes, and they often fight two or three times in the dart game, but the relationship is getting better and better, so he was the first to scold his subordinates to carry Wang Tiehu down.
"What else can I dodge, that white-fronted big worm dodged, you didn't even hurt a single hair of the big worm!" Lan Henggong saw that Wang Tiehu took out this old thing and blew the conch again, and it was in front of his predecessors, so he naturally couldn't help but tear down the platform.
"Bastard, what, I didn't hurt a single hair, didn't I force that big worm to pounce away!" Wang Tiehu retorted with a red face, and was a little happy to join Chen Xiaoqi's command, so he naturally drank more.
"Isn't that still a hair that didn't hurt!" Lan Henggong hit the nail on the head, and everyone laughed when they heard this.
Even Chen Xiaoqi was no exception, as everyone laughed together, he said secretly, this Lan Henggong is a wonderful person, and his thinking is quite modern in the style of a modern person, this sentence reminded him of that classic joke, you let the monkey fight!
[Jade Emperor: I dominate the way of heaven!
Rulai: You've been beaten by monkeys
Jade Emperor: I have more men than you
Rulai: You've been beaten by monkeys
Jade Emperor: I have a daughter-in-law
Rulai: You've been beaten by monkeys
Jade Emperor: I have experienced 17,500 eons!
Rulai: You've been beaten by monkeys
Jade Emperor: Can we not mention monkeys?
Rulai: Your sister (the enchantress) was slept by a mortal.
Jade emperor:......
Rulai: Your daughter (Weaver Girl) was slept by mortals.
Jade emperor:......
Nyolai: Your niece (the Three Virgins) was also slept by mortals.
Jade Emperor: Let's mention the monkey......
Rulai: You've been beaten by monkeys
Jade Emperor: you......]
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