Chapter 5: The Problem of Eating and Death

Yu Qinglan has been there with Li Yao at night, and she hasn't gone back very late. Lin Lan had no choice but to go to Li Yao's bedroom to find Yu Qinglan. She stood at the door and yawned and asked, "Cousin, it's so late, why don't you go back to rest?" ”

"I'm squeezing in with Brother Li tonight. You go to sleep first. Yu Qinglan said without raising her head.

"Are you squeezing with Li Yao, a sloppy ghost?" Lin Lan didn't even think about rushing out, "Can you sleep?" ”

Li Yao's face changed, and then he said, "Brother Lin, take a good look, I pay attention to hygiene now." ”

Lin Lan looked at it, and it was true, Li Yao's bed was neat and clean. Lin Lan smiled and asked, "Really, have you changed sex?" ”

"People always have to improve." Li Yao felt uncomfortable, but he still hoped to reverse the bad image in Lin Lan's mind and make Lin Lan like himself a little more, so his tone was very good.

Lin Lan gave a heartless thumbs up: "Brother Li is really making rapid progress. Admire, admire, admire. ”

Hearing Lin Lan praise himself, Li Yao didn't come to his heart, and his face turned red again. Yu Qinglan saw Li Yao's expression in her eyes, and secretly regretted that she was not good at where she went, so she had to run to Li Yao, stood up on the ground, and strode out. Lin Lan smiled sweetly at Li Yao: "Brother Li, rest early." I went back with my cousin. ”

Li Yao's face turned even redder, but he nodded fiercely, "Brother Lin should also have a good rest." ”

"What the hell do you want?" As soon as Yu Qinglan returned to the bedroom, she asked Lin Lan viciously.

"Cousin, it's not what I want, it's what I want? If you don't want to reveal my true identity, it's better not to be so obvious. Lin Lan said aggrievedly, "If my cousin really doesn't want to live with me, you can also find a reasonable reason, and then find a housekeeper to transfer the bedroom." ”

Yu Qinglan also made sense when she heard her, but he had always been clean and self-conscious, and living in the same room with a woman like this really made him uncomfortable. But for a while, he couldn't think of any reason to change the bedroom, so he had to point to the screen and say, "Then we will use this screen as the boundary, this side is mine, and that side is yours." No one is allowed to step into the other's territory. ”

Lin Lan stuck out her tongue and nodded: "It's all up to you." ”

Yu Qinglan nodded at this time, went back to her side and sat down.

Lin Lan stood on the side of the screen, stretched out a plate of lychees to Yu Qinglan's side, and said flatteringly: "Cousin, do you want to eat lychees?" ”

"Don't eat it." Yu Qinglan was not angry, and said without raising her head.

"Cousin, you can eat one and taste it." Lin Lan was like a dutiful little girl, holding a plate of lychees and persuading softly.

Yu Qinglan looked back at Lin Lan and asked a little sternly, "Lin Lan, I'm curious now." ”

"Curious about what?" Lin Lan asked, still holding the lychee, as if this was something she had to do.

"It's just your own madness." Yu Qinglan's expression was stern, "Why is your father, your housekeeper, and your family all following you crazy?" Not only did he not pull you back, but he also said that you were the third son, and let you live here. ”

"Because my dad likes you." Lin Lan said happily.

"What did you say!" Yu Qinglan stood up abruptly and stared at Lin Lan in disbelief. Now he finally knew why Lin Lan was like this, it turned out that the upper beam was not right and the lower beam was crooked. I was really unlucky, how could I borrow a little money to meet such a strange family.

"Cousin eats lychees." Lin Lan sent the lychee forward again.

"Don't eat it." Yu Qinglan said angrily, "Lin Lan, you heard me clearly." You'd better not let anyone find out about your daughter's identity again, and besides, give me as much as possible to disappear in Yunde Academy. Just when we never knew. ”

Lin Lan threw a lychee into her mouth, tasted it carefully, and said after a while, "That's not good." Unless you promise to marry me. ”

"Don't even think about it." Yu Qinglan said through gritted teeth. If he wants to live with Lin Lan, a madman, for the rest of his life, he would rather be ruined and spurned by others.

Lin Lan was not annoyed, and still said with a smile: "Cousin, I said this too early. We've just met, and we don't know each other yet, so how do you know that you won't like me in the future, and maybe one day, you'll only want to marry me. ”

"Impossible." Yu Qinglan didn't bother to pay attention to her anymore, took off her shoes, turned over to bed, and went to sleep with her head covered.

"Cousin, you don't wash your feet or face, can you sleep?" Lin Lan asked with a grin.

Sure enough, when Yu Qinglan, who had a habit of cleanliness, heard this, she suddenly felt uncomfortable, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt dirty and uncomfortable, and she couldn't sleep over and over.

Lin Lan indifferently took a bath and slept behind the screen. Yu Qinglan listened to the sound of the rushing water, only to feel that her blood was surging, and she couldn't wait to rush over and drown Lin Lan in the water. Early the next morning, Lin Lan woke up and it was already three poles in the morning. The shadow of Yu Qinglan has long been lost in the house. She was just about to struggle with whether to try her luck in the canteen or go directly to class, when she heard Lin Ruji's evil voice sound: "Little girl, if you don't eat, do you want to starve to death with the deity?" ”

Lin Lan was taken aback, and then remembered that there was still this goblin, and immediately made a bitter face: "You, you, why are you still there?" ”

"It will take at least ninety-nine eighty-one days for the deity's injuries to recover." Lin Ruji said lightly, as if she was stating something that had nothing to do with him, "So, in the past eighty-one days, the deity has to wronged himself and live in your body." ”

"You're still wronged!" When Lin Lan heard this, she immediately became angry, and even forgot to be afraid, "You goblin, suck my aura to recuperate, I haven't been wronged, you are still wronged!" ”

"It's your blessing that the deity can see your little aura, what do you have to be wronged about." Lin Ruji is a typical angry master who doesn't pay for his life, his tone is indifferent, but the words he says are crazy, "Oh, by the way, I forgot to sue you." If you don't eat well, you won't have enough energy. If you don't have enough energy, you won't have enough aura. If your aura is not sufficient, the injuries of the deity will heal slowly, and it may take longer. ”

"Got it." Lin Lan knew that he didn't have the ability to take this stinky goblin now, so he could only be at the mercy of the goblin. Even if she feels like a pig, she still needs to feed herself seriously to shorten the time to be slaughtered, so as to be less tormented.

When she came to the cafeteria, although all the students had finished their classes, the greedy Uncle Wang was still very attentive to her, the big benefactor, and specially made her a hearty breakfast. It was a good thing for Lin Lan to be able to open a small stove, but she was really in no mood to taste it now, she just gobbled up and fed herself, she was very full and full.

As soon as she walked out of the dining hall, Lin Ruji's playful voice sounded again, "Little girl, are you trying to support yourself?" ”

"I want to kill you!" Lin Lan replied angrily.

"Then your ridiculous wish may not come true." Lin Ruji thought about her eating and felt funny, "Your aura doesn't come from eating. Even if you support yourself, you can't let the aura increase by a single point. ”

"You said it yourself before eating, and now you deny it, you are also a goblin, can you speak more reliably." As soon as Lin Lan heard what he said, she immediately became anxious.

Lin Ruji seemed to be in a particularly good mood, and she didn't care about Lin Lan's bad attitude, she chuckled lightly, and her laughter was very good.

When Lin Lan realized that he actually thought that this goblin's laughter was good, he immediately scolded himself countless times in his heart. was actually confused by this goblin, and he really found his own death.

"Little girl, the deity's laughter is already very good, but do you react so strongly?" Feeling the spiritual power in Lin Lan's dantian, Lin Ruji felt even more amused, and couldn't help but speak.

Naturally, I was late for class. Lin Lan stood at the door, looking at Mr. Yu's stern appearance, not knowing whether to go forward or simply turn around and leave. Lin Ruji kindly reminded her: "This old man is the clearest in his heart, if you want to fool him, you should weigh it." ”

Lin Lan looked nervous, and finally reached out and pushed the door open. Mr. Yu glanced at him, said nothing, and continued to explain his difficult getaway.

Lin Lan walked in very consciously and sat in his seat.

Mr. Yu had a good time, so he glanced at Lin Lan and said lightly: "Lin Lan, tell me what is leisurely." ”

Lin Lan was named, so she had to stand up and hesitate for a long time before she said: "I think, Xiaoyao, Xiaoyao is strong enough and strong enough to be free from the restrictions of the world and even the rules of heaven and earth." ”

Mr. Yu actually smiled with satisfaction, nodded and said, "Not bad." Have a seat. ”

Lin Lan looked at Mr. Yu in disbelief, pointed to herself and asked, "That's it?" ”

"What else do you want?" Mr. Yu asked rhetorically.

Lin Lan thought for a moment before sitting down and said, "Not much, Mr. Xie." ”

Mr. Yu was silent for a while before he said, "Everyone writes an essay on leisure, and it will be handed in tomorrow." Except for Lin Lan. ”

Lin Ruji silently gave Lin Lan a thumbs up, and said with a smile: "Little girl, I can't see that you have such an awareness." ”

"Shut up, you goblin." Lin Lan hadn't recovered from the shock that Mr. Yu had brought her, and when she heard Lin Ruji's words, she saluted back without thinking about it.

Mr. Yu and all the students looked at Lin Lan in shock, and their eyes were like looking at a madman.

"What did you just say?" Mr. Yu was the first to react and asked with a gloomy face.

Lin Lan looked around, only to suddenly realize a problem, these people didn't seem to be able to hear Lin Ruji's words. She smiled awkwardly before explaining, "I'm sorry sir, I was distracted just now." Did you say something strange? ”

"You said goblins." Li Yao reminded with some horror, "Can you see the goblins?" ”

"I ......" Lin Lan saw that everyone was still looking at her with the eyes of a monster, so she had to continue to make it up, "I had a nightmare last night, a pig-headed and dog-faced goblin buzzed in my ears one by one. I was distracted just now, and I heard a buzzing sound again, and I thought it was a dream. Oh, it's strange, why do my ears keep ringing? Hehe, hehehehehe. ”

"Pig-headed dog-faced?" Lin Ruji's playful voice came again, "Are you sure you want to use this word to describe goblins?" ”

Lin Lan tried her best to suppress the urge to tear Lin Ruji out by disembowelment, and continued to comfort her classmates with a smile: "I'm sorry to disturb you, you continue to go to class, class." ”

"Nightmares." Everyone was relieved and continued to turn their heads to look at Mr. Yu.

Mr. Yu's expression also softened, and he waved his hand lightly: "Since you are uncomfortable, go back and rest." It also saves you from disturbing other people writing articles. ”

"That's right. It's not a trivial matter for your ears to ring, you better go to Dr. Qian and ask him to take a look. Li Yao kindly reminded, "My uncle also felt that his ears were buzzing all the time, and then he couldn't hear anything." ”

"Thank you, Brother Li, for the reminder." Lin Lan smiled bitterly, "Sir, then I'll go back first." ”

Mr. Yu waved his hand and motioned for her to hurry up.