After saying that, I regretted it again, people must have earned no less than me, and I said, these dishes have a taste after eating, but they have no taste, and I asked him to pack them and take them back.

Number Four said lightly: "It really can't be wasted, in the universe, most of the planets are very poor, and there are very few people like the earth who have so much water and resources. Sorry, I didn't make it clear beforehand, if you don't want to waste it, you can pack it and take it back, I have free meals in our bureau. ”

Quite well said, relieved my embarrassment, and looked at Number Four with gratitude. No. 4 is very handsome, if he appears in a youth idol drama, he can do it without makeup, and his skin is so good that I will be jealous. can eat with his face, but he went to be a superintendent, and he is not an ordinary policeman or criminal policeman.

"You've been looking at me." No. 4 spoke calmly and directly: "It seems that you are very satisfied with me." ”

"Ahem...... "I coughed twice unnaturally, well, I admit that I ate a little longer when I watched the fourth, also because I was too handsome."

Hurriedly found a topic: "Your profession is very special, the first-class superintendent of the Universe Immigration Bureau?" ”

"Galactic compilation, responsible for the Asian region of the Earth." No. 4's words not only confirmed what Sister Ma said, but also had more content: "I was in the Andromeda region before, and I just came to the earth not long ago, and I want to find a mate in order to adapt to and feel the life of the earthlings." Because I can't raise offspring with earthlings, I want to find someone with children. ”

After going through a lot, I finally didn't have to listen with my mouth slightly open, and I didn't feel anything strange. Most of the original intentions of these aliens looking for a spouse are to feel and dissolve into the life of the earth, so far, they are sincere, even if the living habits are not suitable, they will work hard to change, which is much stronger than many straight male cancers on the earth.

These straight men don't have much ability, but they ask women to do this and that, as if women are born to serve men, just like Weaver Girl and Tianluo Girl, even if there is no rice and noodles at home, they can make a meal, they can make money, they can do housework, and they will never get old.

But what Fourth said, I still heard a little question: "Then will you be transferred to another place, to another planet?" ”

Four replied, "Transfers are a regular thing. This time, I was transferred because there are more and more illegal alien immigrants on Earth, and I need to cooperate with the relevant departments of Earth to find them out and go through the formalities. Those that are not suitable or likely to affect the Earth should be expelled or transferred to a suitable planet. When the Earth immigration system is perfected, I will be transferred to another planet. But I really like Earth, a blue planet with a lot of water. The Cosmos Immigration Bureau has a rule that if there is a spouse in the area, you can take the spouse with you or stay there until the spouse dies of natural causes. ”

Number Four looked me up and down: "You are healthy, you should be able to spend forty years with me." ”

smiled bitterly, but also felt a little warm in my heart. For forty years, from black hair to white head, I have always wanted someone to accompany me through this life, but unfortunately my first marriage shattered my hopes, and I can only hope for the second time. If I can't find it again, I'm going to go to Sunset Red.

I changed the subject again: "It was noisy on the phone just now, are you working?" ”

"Yes. About tomorrow the news should be able to see the news that an extra-large catfish was found in the gutter. No. 4 tilted his head slightly, as if recalling: "It weighs four hundred and eighty-five picotimes, which is equivalent to ...... Two hundred and fifty kilograms. In order to make it look like the catfish of the earth, the teeth were extracted, the wounds were repaired, and the decomposition of the corpse was accelerated, so that it would not be sent to be processed into canned fish, buried or cremated. ”

Number Four felt that this topic should not be said at dinner, not to mention that there was a chopped pepper fish head on the table: "Sorry, I hope you didn't like it." ”

"Nope." I shook my head: "I think it's very novel, my life has always been very ordinary, and I have never encountered such an exciting thing." ”

In fact, my current life is also very exciting, following all kinds of alien blind dates, and no one will believe it when I say it to anyone.

500 pounds...... This one, of course, is not a catfish, but an alien. I sweated one, and the fight between No. 4 and an elephant tusked catfish just now. It was as if there was someone else's voice inside: "Is it your colleague who asked you to save him?" ”

"It's a partner, it's too dangerous to be alone, and it's usually a partner. It's a pity that this partner might as well not be worthy of me. The fourth trumpeter wiped his forehead slightly, with helplessness: "You people here say it so well, you are not afraid that your opponent is as strong as a god, but you are afraid that your teammates are more stupid than pigs." ”

I was immediately amused and could imagine what it would be like when Number Four was on the phone. With some curiosity, I asked about the alien planet again, but Number Four said that there were some planets that the earthlings did not know about, and it was forbidden to disclose them to civilians. I had to ask other questions, such as my impressions of the earth, my hobbies, and so on.

From the description of No. 4, it can only be roughly judged that he has just arrived on Earth for three months, and his life is almost not burdensome, all the food and drink supplies are from the bureau, and the clothes he wears are reimbursed by the bureau after being purchased online. His figure is really good, black shirt, black trousers, black tie, although he is all black, but it sets off his white and red skin, and his figure is thin and slender.

His biggest hobbies are sleeping and watching CDs, and he takes two days off a week, and he helps his car with maintenance and watches four or five films. As for the aspect of eating...... Number Four replied: "The bureau cafeteria." ”

"The food in the cafeteria is hard to eat." I'm also more considerate of Four's work, after all, it's dangerous and it can be busy: "I really should find someone to help make something to eat." ”

"Not really." No. 4 explained: "The food in the bureau is quite good, generally a buffet, both Chinese and Western. If it doesn't meet your appetite, you can order it yourself and be reimbursed by the bureau. Including today's dinner, you can be reimbursed 100 yuan per day, which can be cumulative. If you stay with me in the future, you don't have to cook and cook, even if you finish eating outside and bring invoices, if you have family members, according to the population, it is also a hundred per day, and a few are counted as a few. ”

Such a strong benefit, huh? Anyone will cry when they hear it, a family of three is 300 yuan a day, and you can eat anything.

I finally managed to resist my greed: "There is too much oil and water to eat out, and sometimes I still need to make some by myself." ”

"It's okay, as long as it's ingredients and there are invoices, you can also be reimbursed. If you don't want to eat outside, if you eat in the bureau, in addition to free, there is a monthly subsidy of 2,000 per person. It can also be combined and returned according to the reimbursement ratio. ”

Continue to cry, don't go out to eat, eat in the bureau, and each family can get 6,000 a month. If you go out to eat, you will return the money you don't have enough to eat every month. What kind of treatment is this, it is really the strongest civil servant treatment.

Also, No. 4 is not an ordinary civil servant, he is a cosmic civil servant, and his salary is naturally much higher than that of the earth. I can't imagine how much his salary is, anyway, in terms of food and clothing alone, it can be regarded as worry-free food and clothing.

It's quite late, and the fourth asks the service to pay and pack.

"I'll fight." I took the box, stood up, and picked up my chopsticks to pick up the food. No. 4 really didn't eat much, except for a few bites of cold dishes at the beginning, he didn't eat anything at all.

When the waiter went to issue the ticket, No. 4 also stood up and helped me pick up the dishes: "Actually, you can ask the waiter to pack it for you." ”

"They're also very hard, just do it yourself." I replied casually.

Number Four looked at me: "You're a very good person, you don't have some women's squeamishness." Life is meant to be equal, both strong and weak. ”

"I'm not that tall and think so much." I'm also telling the truth, on the one hand, I can do it myself, but on the other hand, I'm actually afraid that the waiter will not pack it cleanly. In order to be in a hurry, they do not scoop up the vegetables, but pour them directly. All the soup is there, take it back when the time comes, and if the plastic bag is not secure, just wait for the water to run all the way home.

The four packing boxes were stuffed to the brim, and Four didn't seem to be a wasteful person, a person who didn't worry about eating and drinking, but he patiently packed all the dishes into the packing box, and in his words, he didn't have a little squeamishness on his body.

He also helped me carry the plastic bag, how can these aliens be so good one by one, and when my ex saw me packing, he would only disdain: "There are nitrites in the overnight dish." "Never help me carry it, because it will damage his face as a "rich man".

I don't know that people in these poor areas, the poorer they are, the more they love face. His parents were like this when they came, as if packing up and going home was a loss of face. Isn't it possible to work hard to make money and make a fortune if you don't pack leftover meals?

Take these dishes home, put some food tomorrow morning, heat it up, eat the vegetables and rice, fresh and delicious, and enough for me to bring food at noon.

Walking out of the restaurant, I was walking when Number Four grabbed me: "Be careful. ”

I stopped, but there was nothing around. Seeing that Number Four had his head down, I looked down too.

A very small bug, looking up: "Thank you! ”

Number Four responded: "You're welcome, try to stay to the side in the future, don't walk in the middle." ”

"I'm not used to it yet, try my best in the future." After saying that, the insect continued to walk forward, like a termite with wings.

My surprise was no less than seeing an alien for the first time. Bugs are talking, bugs are talking...... It feels like I'm going through the plot of "Men in Black", but I didn't expect that the bugs are also aliens.

Number Four let go of the hand that was holding my arm: "It's okay, my car is just across the road." "Carrying a plastic bag and walking straight forward.

Walked up to a black Passat, this car is not expensive, it is said that you can buy it with a low configuration of 150,000 yuan, and a high configuration of only 200,000 or 300,000 yuan.

I saw a man sitting in the cab, dressed in the same clothes as Four, sitting there motionless.

"This one?" I was a little puzzled: "Your partner?" ”

"It's not~" No. 4 took out his car keys and pressed them.

"Too-too" two prompts, the headlights of the car turned on, and then the "person" in the cab suddenly deflated like a deflated doll, deflated, and quickly deflated into a piece of paper and retracted into the steering wheel of the car or somewhere in front of it.

No. 4 carried the packed vegetables into the cab, and I raised my eyebrows and sat in the passenger seat.

No. 4 put the packaged food in the empty slot next to it where he could put drinks, inserted the car keys, and started the car: ""Men in Black" actually describes my work in a lot of real terms, this disguise is very good, I can not be copied tickets, otherwise, the immigration bureau will have to go to the Ministry of Transportation every month to deal with a large number of illegal parking tickets." ”

At this time, I feel like I have traveled to the play, with a real man in black sitting in a disguised car.

The car started, but obviously, the sound of the engine of this car is different from that of a real ordinary car or a commercial car, and the sound of the sports car and luxury car I sat in before is close to that of a modified car with a lot of horsepower.

Watching No. 4 drive the car, I asked curiously, "Where do you live now, is there a house in the bureau or outside?" ”

"I live in the bureau, but I bought one, and the house I bought was rented out." No. 4 looked so handsome when he drove a car, and his words were even more handsome: "Anyway, you can use the provident fund and the rent, which is enough to offset the mortgage." I don't have offspring, but my wife will have children, and I can't let her worry about them. This house will be left to her descendants when she dies and when I leave the earth. ”

What a good man, who thinks of everything, even the offspring of his spouse...... I'm really dizzy again.

Needless to say, No. 1 and No. 3, even if they can't be together, the economic strength is steel. Number Two is very good, but I can't accept his customs and habits, and I can't afford to raise him. In this life, how can he be a contemptible person, and he met such a good man again.

Such a man will rob him wherever he goes, and he looks so handsome.

No. 4 said while driving: "The house in the bureau looks like an apartment for the government troops, and I live in three bedrooms and one living room alone, which is too big." ”

3 bedrooms and 1 living room, 3 bedrooms and 1 living room...... Slow down, don't be too happy, maybe it's a suburb.

"It's not far from here." The fourth then reported the general direction, what was on the road.

Wow, a good location in the city center, where the house prices are 100,000 square meters, and the apartments cost 120,000 yuan. 3 bedrooms and 1 living room, 3 bedrooms and 1 living room...... I once passed by there and saw a sign at the door that read "The troops are heavy, idlers are not allowed to enter", and the soldiers were wearing military uniforms and standing upright. Unexpectedly, No. 4 lives there.

Number Four asked, "Anyway, it's not far, why don't you go and sit down?" ”

I was dizzy and still kept my last calm: "This ...... It's too late, it's not very convenient. Another day! ”

Number Four said: "You really want to go, why refuse." Actually, in the past, I wouldn't have done anything to you without your permission. ”

Well, even if it's true, you don't need to say it explicitly.

Four continued, "According to the website and the laws of the universe, any alien must abide by the local laws of the earth, and the two most strictly controlled are taking the lives of others and having violent relationships. That would be exiled to a black hole in proportion to the lifetime of the exoatic. There was one who killed one of Emperor Yan's subordinates and was exiled to a black hole for 5,000 years, and when he came out, the earth became unknown to him. (To be continued.) )