"Am I not a man! But the gender classification of this unlucky world is different from our earth, and those who have moles are not called men, they are called brothers! ”

He didn't care if Shao Zongyan understood it or not, and complained in a low voice: "I'm such a big man, just because I didn't want to spend money to order this mole back then, I was expelled from the male loan?" And let me live every day...... I can't give birth even if I have sex reassignment surgery, so I have the ability to give birth by myself! ”

Shao Daochang and Yan Xianchang, who were also forced to give birth, deeply understand the pain in the hearts of customers, but as professionals in the god stick world, Shao Daochang also wants to build him: "This mole can be smooth according to your career, and it is better not to click it off for a while." I'll take you away first, and then go back to another world, and there will never be anything like this again. ”

The customer touched the red mole on his head and smiled bitterly: "Forget it, with my IQ, I basically say goodbye to my career." Don't laugh at me, when I first came to this world, I really met a lot of people who wanted to follow me as soon as they met, and I was still yy for a long time, and I had the same domineering spirit as Uncle Liu Huang, and the little brother worship......ed when he saw it."

As a result, they are all self-inflicted, and those people just think that he can give birth and want to fall in love with him.

Only Lin Yuan is different, no, he just pretends to be different from those people, and he is not as good as that kind of person in his bones.

Lin Yuan was the first person he really knew after coming to this world, and at that time he didn't understand the gender division of this world, and Lin Yuan was the first to explain to him what his brother meant. He was really frightened, and in a cold sweat, he explained that he wasn't a brother, just a normal red junction mole, and almost left the place directly.

Lin Yuan laughed out loud when he heard this, laughing at his bad luck and having a mole on his forehead, and helping him get a dye to dye the red mole on his forehead black.

At that time, he felt that this friend was too reliable. What kind of man and brother are not so worth caring about, isn't there still a transgender earth on earth? It doesn't affect his career.

This place has a good environment, there are mines, there is no emperor, and the top leader of the entire state and county is Lin Yuan. This man also trusted him very much, and when he heard that he was a metallurgist, he gave him a large open-pit iron mine in the mountains and forests outside the city with rare earth mines.

Moreover, Lin Yuan attaches great importance to his wisdom, every time he comes to him, it is to ask for advice on how to train the army, how to climb the technology tree to make advanced weapons, and how to divide one side and unify the world in this troubled world......

He reminisced about his mood at that time, and his face brightened for a moment: "I have the feeling that Zhuge Liang met Liu Bei and Jiang Taigong fishing for King Wen of Zhou, and decided not to recruit troops and horses by himself first, but to join him and become a founding hero." ”

During that time, he contributed all the knowledge he learned from the mixed military house forum, and turned the private soldiers of the Changle Marquis Mansion into an elite and strong army, taking advantage of the chaos of the warlords' secession to swallow the surrounding three states.

In order to prove that he is a pure man who can write poems and write poems, and martial arts can build guns and carry bosses, he also planned to go into battle in person, but he failed to succeed. On the eve of the battle, Lin Yuan came to him to drink and talk about the war, and after getting drunk, he pushed him away and tossed him for a night.

By the time he could get out of bed, the dust had settled on the battle, and Lin Yuan was also injured a lot, lying on the bed and grabbing his hand to apologize, saying that he would rather let him hate himself than see him hurt on the battlefield.

He felt that the love and career of the monarch and the career he had worked so hard to manage were over.

"I turned around and wanted to leave, but I couldn't. He washed off the stain from my mole and announced to his men that I was my brother, pregnant with his eldest son, and henceforth his eldest wife. He didn't listen to me no matter how I explained, and he had people spy on me for two months, and then he started tossing me again when he found out that I wasn't pregnant. ”

How can a man with a normal body who has not developed a second set of reproductive systems be able to conceive.

"And then, ...... The ghost only knows how the world is messed up with names, in short, the old man went crazy, and sent him a man and forced me to drink the probiotic medicine every day, and also found a perverted old lady to teach me the 'rules' of the Hou Mansion. Lin Yuan still won't let me go, I have to fight with him, I'm the one who is unlucky! ”

He shook his head and said with tears on his face: "Can you believe it, I went to the factory for an internship as an undergraduate, and one person can carry a box of ore, and the combat effectiveness is more than ten big white geese. The people of this world are not the same breed as our earthlings, and their bodies are as good as supermen. ”

Shao Daochang poured a cup of herbal tea and handed it to him, patted him on the shoulder with concern and asked, "Then do you want to take revenge on them?" I can help you. ”

The customer shook his head and sighed: "Damn, I have learned the core values of socialism since I was a child, and I remember the eight honors and eight shames, and the revenge is too ruthless to suit my three views, so it's better to leave this world quickly and stop getting involved with these disgusting people." ”

Shao Zongyan closed his eyes and released his divine sense to sense the movement around him: "There are a lot of warriors around the temple, and there is a manservant holding a food box who is coming here, and it is easy to be followed when he walks now." If you can wait, we'll wait until the night, if you can'......"

He pulled open his collar slightly, lowered his head to the collar and said, "I may have to ask Brother Yan for help." ”

Yan Hanjiang twisted his body and peeked out of his neckline, his little face was full of strictness, and he replied seriously: "If you encounter a crisis that you can't deal with, I will naturally take action." However, I need to have some more combat training in my cultivation, and I won't do these things until I am in a critical situation. ”

There is a great terror between life and death, and after experiencing it, there will be a spiritual improvement, and the body will instinctively integrate the results of its own cultivation during the battle, and the comprehension and improvement afterwards cannot be obtained by sitting there and chewing a few books.

What's more, Shao Zongyan does this job, and the Mirage Pavilion behind him will also have a corresponding performance evaluation system. The work is done too well and too quickly, and the difficulty of the work assigned to him in the future will definitely increase accordingly.

Yan Hanjiang's short arms and hands were completely straight, and even his waist was pulled out of the collar, and it was enough to rub his cheeks twice to appease.

Shao Daochang tilted his head and cooperated with him to touch his face, and the customer on the seat cushion also subconsciously touched his face, stared at the little grass carp essence, pressed his throat and asked in a low voice, "This is your son?" ”

Why is someone else's son so cute, it makes him want to give birth a little...... I wanted to touch it.

Shao Daochang introduced expressionlessly: "This is my senior Daoist, Yan Hanjiang Yan Immortal, he just shrunk his body a little. ”

"It's not a fellow Daoist." Yan Hanjiang's voice penetrated into the customer's sea of knowledge, and replied very affirmatively: "It's a Taoist couple." ”

Someone else's Taoist couple...... The customer's outstretched hand quietly retracted, and sneered: "I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Yuan Duxing, 24 years old, from the earth...... Uh, from the small world of Xuanhuang. ”

He shook hands with the customer service brother, and wanted to say a few more words, but there was already a sound of heavy footsteps outside the door, and Yuan Duxing asked nervously, "What should you do?" ”

The most dangerous place is the safest place. Shao Daochang's body was light, and he floated up to the roof like a feather, hiding behind a thick beam. When the door was pushed open, there was no trace of him in the room, and not even a trace of dust had fallen from the beams.

The people outside pushed the door in, only to see Yuan Duxing sitting on the ground without an image.

The visitor frowned, walked quickly to the Bodhisattva statue, helped him up with concern, and coaxed: "I know you don't want to copy the scriptures, isn't this all to reassure Daddy?" Otherwise, he stuffed me with the concubine room one by one, and you wouldn't be comfortable looking at it. I am also the head of one side now, I have no heirs of my own, and I don't even have the hearts of my subordinates and the people, why can't you be considerate of me and give me a boy as soon as possible? ”

Yuan Duxing pushed him away and sneered: "I'm going to give birth, I've already asked my parents to hold my grandson, and it's your father's turn to toss?" If you want to give birth to someone else, you don't have to follow me, I can't give birth even if I run out of blood. ”

Lin Yuan leaned forward again with his cold face, and sighed in embarrassment: "If my blood prick is useful, I am willing to shed all my blood for you, but that's what Master Yuanjue said, you should take it as if you were wronged for me." As for the words of 'having sex with others', I don't want to say anything more, I feel uncomfortable when I hear it. ”

The servant carrying the food box on the side also helped to persuade: "Madame is the master of our Changle Hou Mansion, and she will also be the master of the world in the future, how can you not work together with the Hou Ye?" It's better to take care of your body quickly and give birth to a little son for the Hou Mansion. ”

After the servant set the meal, Lin Yuan pulled Yuan Duxing over to eat, and served him dishes from time to time during the banquet, which was extremely gentle and considerate. If Daochang Shao hadn't been called to the rescue, he would have felt that the relationship between these two people was completely fine, but if there was any problem, he would have to blame Yuan Duxing for being too good, not living a good life and having children.

But the reality is that the customer really can't give birth. No one believes this big truth, but this group of people tosses some messy superstitious methods, forcing people who don't have this function to have children.

If you prick blood and copy the scriptures now, will you have to have a caesarean section in the future? Wait any longer, their customers will really let the residual poison of feudal superstition kill them.

After eating, the gentle and considerate Marquis Lin asked someone to bring an awl, intending to prick him with blood himself. Before the awl entered the flesh, Lin Yuan was so distressed that his brows tightened, and he threw down the awl and instructed the servants on the side: "When I go back, you serve the lady to copy the scriptures, don't let him make mistakes, don't let him delay, otherwise the blood will coagulate, and he will have to prick more blood, where can his body stand it." ”

After instructing others, he looked at Yuan Duxing affectionately and persuaded him: "The injury is in your body, the pain is in my heart, don't toss anymore." I know that you have always blamed me for forcing you in the first place, but you are already my person, and the entire six counties of Nan'an know that you are my eldest lady. In the future, I will be the emperor, and there will be six palace concubines in the future, you don't have the prince by your side, how can I rest assured? Then again, if you were willing to give birth to Lin'er for me earlier, why would I bother to find you this kind of secret method that will damage your body? ”

Yuan Duxing looked at his unpretentious and painful expression, and couldn't help but bow his head and scold: "! ”

Shao Daochang also wanted to scold. This is not only a problem of feudal superstition, but also a bit abnormal people. I was so distressed that I was reluctant to hurt him, and it would be okay to let others hurt if I couldn't see it?

What kind of emotion is this?

In his case, if someone dared to make boiled fish with Brother Yan when he didn't know it, he would definitely have to fight with that person if he knew!

Forcibly endured the nausea and waited until Lin Yuan left, and the servant also went out to see him off, Shao Daochang fell to the ground to comfort the customer: "You bear with it first, copy a few pages of scriptures, and I promise to take you out safely at night." ”

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one in the room to watch, he fished a fish out of the survival kit, cut open the belly of the fish and dripped a pool of blood, and wiped some on the customer's arm, asking him to wrap it in strips of cloth himself. The hall was full of incense and candles, and the smell of fireworks just covered the fishy smell of fish, and if you didn't get close and smell it, you would never know that it was fish blood.

Yuan Duxing dipped his blood and wrote a few words, and the servants guarding him outside the door pushed open the door and entered, with all kinds of guys in their hands. As a result, when they saw him with a blood-stained cloth tied to his arm and honestly copying the scriptures, those people also relaxed a little and said with a smile: "Madam is really sensible." Hou Ye spoils you, and you can't always make trouble for Hou Ye by relying on your feelings. ”

A young servant smiled sharply: "Yes, the Hou Ye is affectionate, and he must marry you as his wife, but after all, he has not really made a big gift, and Mrs. Wei and Mrs. Zhao have always been looking down on this eldest lady." ”

"Isn't our brother just going to be attached to you? Mrs. is too stubborn, which makes Mrs. Tai dislike. It would be nice if he was willing to be so well-behaved in front of the Hou Ye. ”

After talking to themselves for a while, they left the room with a smile, closed the door, and added a lock outside. Shao Zongyan floated down from the roof, his divine sense tracking the movement outside, but he heard their words that were completely different from Fang Cai.

There are a total of six servants outside, and they are divided into three factions: some are going to poison Yuan Duxing so that they will never be able to conceive; There were those who withheld the old lady's food and drink according to her command; Of course, there are those who really supervise his copying of the scriptures, and they will wait for tomorrow morning to punish him when they fail to pass the scriptures.

However, these groups of people had a common plan, and no one brought him dinner until it was dark, but he ate very well at the door. Shao Zongyan's divine sense detected the movement outside, and couldn't help but sigh: "You've lived this life, why didn't you ask the game party for help earlier?" ”

Yuan Duxing crumpled a ball of paper, threw it to the ground, and sighed, "Who knew you really had customer service." The games I used to play, whether they were maliciously PK, or bugs, or lost equipment, GM was always playing dead, and I didn't develop this awareness. ”

The game's advertising and login screen never said that there was such a thing as a game customer service. When he was still begging for God, he begged the god who was doing this game to save him, but he didn't expect to be able to summon one.

Although the person who asked for it seems to only have good looks, it is particularly in line with the legend of the immortals...... He sighed again, and dipped his pen in fish blood and crossed the paper.

GM seemed to see through his thoughts, and immediately showed his reliable side, got up and said, "I'll go to the kitchen to get you some food, and I'll go on the road in the evening when I'm full." ”

In the blink of an eye, he flew from the middle of the hall to the uninhabited window, as if he had completely ignored gravity and drag, and was so fast that he could leave an aftermath. But when he got to the window, he paused just right, and he didn't hit anything because of inertia, and he threw himself out of the window with a slight and clever turn.

Not long after he went out, he returned to the main hall with a bamboo basket of food and an amazing piece of good news: "Let's leave after eating, someone just happened to sweep the tail for us, don't worry about being caught up by these people as soon as we leave." ”

Yuan Duxing didn't care about anything else, so he first nibbled a few mouthfuls of steamed buns, suppressed the gurgling sound in his stomach and asked, "There are other GMs to help?" ”

"I'm the only customer service who came to save people," Shao Zongyan smiled slightly, looking hazy and glamorous under the lights of the hall, like a heavenly demon who tempts people to commit crimes at night: "These helpers are actually invited by you, a guest." When I came back from the kitchen, I saw a few people secretly piling up firewood and grass outside the temple, and I don't know which one wanted to burn you to death at night. ”

Yuan Duxing took a mouthful of steamed buns in his throat, choked and bent down, drank several sips of water before he breathed, and scolded in a low voice.

Is this a good thing? Is this a helper? Did the customer service come to save him or hate him for not dying fast enough! He swallowed the steamed bun in his hand angrily, snatched the remaining steamed buns and pickles in the basket and stuffed them desperately into his mouth.

After waiting a little longer, even he could hear the people walking around outside to pile firewood. The servants of the Changle Marquis Mansion had already returned to their rooms to rest, and the movements of those people became more and more blatant, and the firewood and grass were piled directly on the windows, and fire oil was poured on them.

The three people in the room waited for them to light the fire, but those people did not light it, but there was a popping sound of sharp knives entering the flesh outside, and a suppressed muffled snort sounded, and then the heavy sound of a human body falling to the ground.

Yan Hanjiang grabbed the collar of Shao Zongyan's robe, looked at the killing outside the wall indifferently, and said lightly: "This saves our business, after a while, a corpse will come in, and after being burned, you can't distinguish your physical appearance, and those people will think that you are dead." ”

Daochang Shao thought so, so he planned to go out and grab one and come back - by the way, he killed the murderer. But just as he was about to go out, the window was pushed open from the outside, and a man in a night suit came in.

The four of them looked at each other, and the man in black was frightened and anxious, with murder in his eyes, and he tore off the mask on his face and whispered, "Twilight, it's me, the blue wolf, I'm here to save you!" ”

As soon as he shouted, he took out his sword and slashed at Shao Daochang. Yuan Duxing hurriedly rushed up to block the sword for the customer service, Shao Zongyan pulled him away, raised his foot and kicked the assassin's wrist, kicked the long sword in his hand, and turned back to the customer and asked, "Do you recognize this person?" ”

The blue wolf said angrily, "Don't embarrass Twilight! ”

Yuan Duxing covered his face and snorted, and said vicissitudes: "Let me tell you that I used to be full of plug-ins all over my body, and the little brother worshiped when he saw him, right?" ”