"Hey, who's that?" Yun Jiaxi closed his eyes, touched the phone that was about to slide under the bed, and pressed the answer button in a daze. Call me the damn early in the morning!

"Yun Jiaxi! You're going to die! What time is it and still sleep! You forgot your mother's birthday! Show up at my house in an hour, or do it at your own risk! The voice on the other end of the phone was extremely harsh, and Yun Jiaxi just wanted to say something, but hung up the phone over there.

Yun Jiaxi opened her eyes, yawned, and looked at the caller ID of her mobile phone, the five words "the first in the world" made her sit up instantly, and said to herself: "Oh my God, today is Xiaoqing's birthday, it's over." ”

Yun Jiaxi looked at the alarm clock again, "12:22".

"It's a dead deal, I said I would go to her house early in the morning to prepare something for the duì, it's noon!" Yun Jiaxi said, leaving to get out of bed to wash and get dressed.

Wu stood aside, yawning. Yun Jiaxi felt something wrong when she unbuttoned her pajamas, and when she turned her head, she saw Wu standing at the door looking at her. Yun Jiaxi's hands gradually clenched into fists, then let go, picked up the pillow and smashed it towards Wu: "Color Immortal!" I'm going to change my clothes, what are you doing there! Get out! ”

Wu snorted and floated away.

Yun Jiaxi finished packing up and was about to leave, but Wu suddenly blocked in front of Yun Jiaxi, clasped his arms with both hands, looked to the side, and said, "What, this seat is going too." ”

"What are you going to do? Protect me? Yun Jiaxi asked.

"Don't be self-inflicted, this seat is something that doesn't want the demon to seize Yunyin."

"Cut, I don't need you, stay at home." Yun Jiaxi glanced at him and wanted to walk by.

"I'm going." Wu stopped Yun Jiaxi.

"You can't go."

"Then don't even think about going." Wu turned his finger and fixed Yun Jiaxi in place.

"You...... I can't move! Yun Jiaxi couldn't move.

"If you take me, I'll untie it for you."

Yun Jiaxi was on fire, and just wanted to scold Wu but saw the time displayed by the wall clock on the wall, no, you have to hold back at this time. In desperation, Yun Jiaxi compromised and said, "I can take you there, but you can't look like this." ”

"What's wrong with this seat?" He untied his clothes and looked at his clothes.

"Of course you can't go out like this, first of all, this long hair is not good, and this clothes are even worse!" Yun Jiaxi said with his arm moved.

"So what?"

"You come with me." Yun Jiaxi turned around and walked towards his parents' room, and Wu followed.

Yun Jiaxi opened the wardrobe, rummaged through, and found a white crewneck T-shirt and a pair of dark blue ripped jeans, which she bought for Yun's father last year, and Yun's father hated it and never wore it.

Yun Jiaxi threw it to Wu, then took out his mobile phone and swiped it a few times, showed it to Wu, and said, "Look, wear it like this, remember?" I'll be waiting for you outside the door. ”

After that, Yun Jiaxi walked out of his parents' bedroom, leaving his mobile phone and Wu. Wu looked at the pictures on his phone carefully, looked at the clothes in his hand again, and reluctantly took off his clothes, clumsily wearing the clothes Yun Jiaxi gave him.

After a while, Wu opened the door and walked out with his clothes.

"Woman, why is this dress so strange?" Wu was a little dissatisfied.

Yun Jiaxi looked at Wu with his hands behind his back and was stunned. If this stupid fairy was born in modern times, he must be an idol star who fascinates thousands of girls. Yun Jiaxi shook his head, stretched out his hand behind his back, moved the scissors in his hand, and said, "Come on!" ”

"Yun Jiaxi, what are you going to do? Do you want to murder this seat? ”

"Murder you, big-headed ghost! hair, cut off. ”

"Refuse!"

"Your hair is too long, you have to cut it like this." Yun Jiaxi said and picked up a magazine to read to Wu.

"Cut, you wait." When the words fell, Wu took the magazine and cast a spell, and his long hair became shorter in an instant.

"Good...... Handsome ......" Yun Jiaxi looked at Wu and was stunned.

"What a nymphomaniac! Can you go? ”

"Huh? Yes! Let's go, let's go, it's okay. Yun Jiaxi came back to his senses, smiled awkwardly, and the two went out together.

Along the way, Wu attracted the attention of passers-by, and Wu was a little overwhelmed, and kept urging Yun Jiaxi to hurry up.

"Girls nowadays are so reserved." Wu sighed as she looked at the girls coming and going.

"That's not what you want! By the way, remember that you are my cousin, 24 years old, who graduated from college and is looking for a job, and is staying at my house. Yun Jiaxi said.

"This seat is God." Wu Leng coldly spit out four words.

"Forget the identity of jì, dare to reveal the stuffing and I will tear you!" Yun Jiaxi made a fist and threatened Wu. Wu snorted and ignored her.

After a long time, the two arrived at their destination.

"Yun Jiaxi, you're an hour late, you are dying, do you know?" As soon as he entered the door, Xiaoqing pounced.

"Xiaoqing, it's all my cousin's fault for being too grinding, I'll bring him here, don't you mind?" Yun Jiaxi pointed to the Wu behind him.

"Oh my God, your cousin is so handsome, Yun Jiaxi, you are too uninteresting, if you hide such a good product and don't share it, you are still not a good sister!" When Xiaoqing saw Wu, he was shocked, and stepped forward to pull Wu's arm, "Let's go, cousin, sit in the house." ”

Wu looked confused, let Xiaoqing pull him, Yun Jiaxi stood in place, his face was full of black lines, he pressed his face helplessly, sighed, and followed......