Chapter 20 I know you are not allowed to slap your face
At five o'clock in the morning, it was still dark.
He Jiu held the microphone in his hand, tiptoed to the door of the dormitory, and asked the woman next to him, "Sister Zhang, how do you think we wake up these snoozing team members?" ”
This woman's name is Zhang Xiao, and she is mainly responsible for exterior props.
Hearing this, she silently took out a bottle of drink.
He Jiudao: "Uh, invite them to drink soda?" That's too gentle, isn't it? ”
Zhang Xiao said shyly: "Teacher He, there are three sprinkler holes on here......
He Jiudao: "Oh...... It's so perverted, but I like it! Let's take a look at who was the first to be unlucky......"
He cautiously opened the door with the key and entered without a sound.
Well, it was Su Youpeng and Zhao Xiangzuo's room, the two of them were snoring and sleeping quite deadly.
"Hoo, hoo, hoo!"
"Hehehu......hu
He Jiuqiang couldn't hold back a smile and said softly to the camera: "Dear female audience friends, look at Xiang Zuo's sleeping posture like this, is your glass heart broken?" ”
I saw this famous little fresh meat in the middle of the day, his hair was messy like a chicken nest, his thighs were sandwiched with a quilt, his arms were bent and stretched, and he slept with the image of running desperately......
He Jiu put the microphone on Su Youpeng's face again: "Listen, everyone, this snoring is like a mountain and a tsunami, listen to this paragraph again, ho, the carpenter has started to cut down trees with a chainsaw......"
Teacher He turned his head: "Sister Zhang, what are you waiting for?" ”
Zhang Xiao bit his lower lip: "It's really squirting?" ”
He Jiudao: "Make some effort!" ”
"Nourishing ......"
"Oops! What is it? Where does the water come from? ”
"Ahh What are you doing! Help me! ……”
Ten minutes later, there were two more resentful figures beside He Jiu.
Teacher He asked, "Whose room are we going to next?" ”
Su Youpeng and Zhao Xiangzuo glanced at each other, and suddenly laughed obscenely: "Of course it's the female classmate's room!" ”
Teacher He was surprised: "How can you be like this? But it just so happened to be the true thoughts in my heart now! Let's go! ”
……
"Tut-tut! Otaku friends! Your benefits have arrived! Don't drool! ”
"Wow! What beautiful long hair! It's like silk satin! ”
"Look, our first supermodel Miss Li Ai, she is so elegant when she is immersed in dreams, it is completely a picture of begonia spring sleep!"
"Sister Ai's legs are so straight, why not just one meter? I estimate it must be 1.2 meters ......."
"She's so quiet now, like a baby!"
"Uh, don't say it, I'm too embarrassed to spray her with water if I keep talking!"
The camera turned and focused on Song Jiajia, who was sleeping like a madman.
"Look at Jiajia again! I suddenly felt no guilt! ”
"yes, it's all buddies, and she won't be angry!"
"Don't say it, Jiajia's figure is also very material!"
"Well, it's a pity......"
"Ahem, are you ready?"
"Three, two, one! Watering! ”
"Ah......h
"How can you do this!"
"Neurotic! This is a girl's room! ”
"I'm all wet!"
"Get out of here, kill you ......"
The camera turned again, and everyone gathered in front of Yang Liu's dormitory, He Jiu said jokingly: "Audience friends, this is the room of our new male god Yang Liu, he has always been a neat and handsome image, I don't know if falling asleep will surprise everyone?" ”
Su Youpeng rubbed his hands and said, "I'm looking forward to it!" ”
Song Jiajia pinched the water bottle and grinned, "Let me come first!" ”
He Jiudao: "Shhh......h
Li Aidao: "What are you afraid of? Listen, this snoring is like thunder, and it must have slept like a dead pig......"
"Three, two, one!"
The moment the door opened, a smiling face appeared!
Yang Liu was neatly dressed and hated, holding a bucket and said, "Morning everyone, I've been waiting for you for a long time!" ”
"Whoa!"
Caught off guard outside, everyone was splashed into soup by him......
Song Jiajia wiped the water stains on her face and screamed: "Yang Liu, you are too much, I just changed my clothes!" ”
He Jiu sighed and said, "Retribution! ”
Li Ai said angrily: "How can there be such a cheap thing? Bring the water! I can't squirt him! ”
Su Youpeng woke up like a dream and said, "Give me a bottle!" I want it too! ”
Yang Liu took a long time to pull out a long water pipe from behind him: "Fortunately, I still have two hands to prepare!" Which of you will come first? ”
He Jiu coughed and said, "Everyone still values harmony!" ”
Song Jiajia smiled and said, "Hmm! When is the time for retribution! I agree! ”
Yang Liu clapped his hands and said, "You know each other!" David! Get up! David? ”
"Whew, huh, huh, ......"
Yang Liu cleared his throat and said, "Uh, I slept quite soundly!" What's that, let's look at it! ”
Everyone hulala broke in, and then Tong Dawei's frightened shouts sounded: "Kill people......
When the big stars were loose and ready, the convoy guarding outside had been waiting for a long time.
He Jiu took the horn and said: "Everyone has seen it, recognize your car and location host!" ”
Everyone asked questions in a mess, and finally left each other a phone to say goodbye and went their separate ways.
Yang Liu and Zhao Xiangzuo were assigned to the location host called Li Rui, who is also a well-known one on Lanhai Terrace.
This Li Rui said: "You two squint for a while, and when you get to the ground, I'll call you!" ”
Zhao nodded to the left and put on an eye patch, and Yang Liu also drew a scoop in the same way, crooked to the side.
After about two hours, the car finally drove to its destination, the Taekwondo and Boxing Sports Base in Jiangnan Province.
The driver drove the car directly to the central training hall, only to see that various types of cameras had already been arranged there, and more than a dozen uniformed female athletes stood neatly in front of them to welcome them, led by a coach-like man, dark and stout.
Li Rui said: "Brothers, wake up, hey, we're here!" ”
Yang Liu opened his eyes in an instant, without the slightest sleepiness.
Zhao yawned to the left and rubbed his eyes, not knowing what to mumble in his mouth.
Since they met yesterday, the two of them have basically not spoken, and Yang Liu doesn't understand where this guy's superiority and hostility come from, so he simply treats him as air.
What is the most important thing about being an artist? Dedicated! So when Yang Liu and Zhao Xiangdong got off the car, they were all smiling, united and friendly, and they looked very affinity!
These young girls were in a commotion, their eyes were extremely hot, and if it weren't for the constraints of athlete status, it is estimated that they would have rushed over and tore them to shreds!
The big black man smiled cutely, and stretched out his hand from afar: "Hello everyone!" I am Ma Qiang, the coach of our women's boxing team, and I welcome Mr. Li and two big stars to visit and guide! ”
Li Rui hurriedly held his hand and shook it vigorously: "Coach Ma is polite, we are not here to visit!" Come, let me introduce you to two new students...... They will be your disciples from now on!" ”
Coach Ma laughed and said, "Sensei introduced, this one is the action actor Zhao Xiangzuo...... This one is the famous singer Yang Liu! I have never taught such a capable apprentice in my life! Three lives are lucky! ”
Zhao Xiangzuo and Yang Liu politely shook hands in turn.
Li Rui said: "The teacher has also seen it, please ask Coach Ma to give a few words to your new disciples!" ”
Coach Ma has not seen stage fright after a long time, he pointed to the girls behind him and said, "These are the members of our provincial women's boxing team!" In the next half month, the two of you will be integrated into their lives, eating together, training together......"
Zhao Xiangzuo suddenly raised his hand.
Li Rui said: "Oh? Xiao Zhao has something to say? ”
Zhao Xiangzuo's face was full of insulted/insulted expressions: "I have a problem!" Why train us with girls! I'm a man! ”
Yang Liu said: "I think it's very good......"
Zhao Xiangzuo glared at him angrily.
Yang Liu said: "Well, I didn't say it." ”
Li Rui said: "Xiao Zhao seems to be a little dissatisfied? ”
Zhao Xiangzuo said loudly: "I ask to join the men's boxing team!" ”
Li Rui said: "Does Xiao Zhao think that these girls are relatively weak? ”
Zhao Xiangzuo made a default.
Coach Ma smiled, he nodded and said, "Wang Xiaohua!" ”
A big-eyed female player on the far left stepped forward and replied forcefully, "Here!" ”
Coach Ma said: "This is the captain of our women's team, her name is Wang Xiaohua, but she feels that you are not qualified to train with them at all, let alone with the more intense men's team!" ”
Zhao Xiangzuo was furious: "What? ”
As a now-popular action star, he feels scorned!
Coach Ma said: "Are you not convinced? ”
Zhao Xiangzuo said: "Of course! ”
Coach Ma said: "Okay! Do you dare to compete with our Captain Wang? Win and listen to you! ”
Zhao Xiangzuo said angrily: "What don't I dare!" ”
Wang Xiaohua suddenly said embarrassedly: "Teacher Li, I don't have to lose money if I break his face, right?" ”
Li Rui said: "Uh......"
Captain Wang took them to the spacious training hall and took out a few sets of clean protective gear.
Zhao Xiangzuo sneered: "I don't use these things!" ”
Li Rui said kindly: "Let's wear it, this can protect your waist, abdomen and head well." ”
Zhao turned his head to the left and said, "I said I don't need it!" ”
Li Rui looked at Wang Xiaohua helplessly and said, "Captain Wang, look at ......"
Wang Xiaohua said shyly: "I know, don't slap ...... face"
Zhao Xiangzuo is 23 years old this year, 1.82 meters tall and weighs 71 kilograms.
Wang Xiaohua is 19 years old, 1.63 meters tall and weighs 48 kilograms.
From a physical point of view, the disparity is too large, and it is not a level at all.
After the preparations, Coach Ma announced loudly, "Let's go!" ”
I saw that Zhao Xiangzuo immediately pressed up, his fists whirring, he still had some skills, his movements were agile and his footwork was flexible.
Wang Xiaohua is like a butterfly wearing flowers, flexibly drilling around his left and right ribs, and one by one heavy short hooks continue to hit the target.
Zhao Xiangzuo chased Wang Xiaohua in vain, unable to catch the opponent who was slippery than a loach, not only did the heavy punches he hit miss, but he also ate raindrops of counterattacks one after another, and he was so angry that he screamed.
can't keep up, can't block, the scene is very embarrassing.
In the past two minutes, Zhao Xiangzuo's face has turned white, and his rhythm has slowed down a lot.
Wang Xiaohua really didn't greet him above the neck, otherwise this action star would have become a pig's head a long time ago!
As she hit the ribs with a precise right hook, Zhao Xiang squatted on the ground with his left teeth bared and grinned, his facial features distorted!
Wang Xiaohua smiled and retreated, without even a drop of sweat on her face.
Her little sisters were not surprised, and then clamored and loudly condemned her for "destroying flowers with spicy hands", not knowing that she "cherished the fragrance and cherished the jade".
The cameramen watching the battle all opened their mouths wide and stared blankly.
Zhao Xiangzuo is normally one to ten in the movie, sweeping thousands of troops!
The beautiful heroic dream was shattered in everyone's minds in an instant.
Zhao Xiangzuo held on to the side rope with difficulty, staggered to his feet, and squeezed out a trace of an extremely embarrassed smile and said, "Teacher Li, my kung fu is all on my legs, and it is very uncomfortable to use only my fists...... Can this paragraph be pinched off and not broadcast? ”
Li Rui said: "Uh, I have to ask the director!" ”
Yang Liu held back a smile and said to the cameramen behind him: "I won!" I am willing to lose the bet! Hand over all the money! ”