Seeing the huge pigeon egg ring on my ring finger and the pink diamond on my middle finger, I envy so many people. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I never thought that I would have such a big diamond in my life, and in my previous marriage, there was nothing, not even a platinum or gold ring. About to compensate me, so I came to the wedding twice, and two pigeon eggs.

After helping me put on the ring, I also helped Number put on the ring, and then waited for the pastor to announce that we were married.

The priest pretended to elongate the tone... No. 1 was on fire, glaring at the priest and saying a word, although it was English I didn't understand, but it was obviously urging the priest to hurry up.

The priest was a little embarrassed, and after coughing, he was about to speak, when suddenly a beam of light burst out in front of him.

Someone attacked, and then the guests saw the people sitting next to them, pulled out all kinds of strange guns, and began to fight back.

There was a man who fell from the sky and jumped right in front of me... When I saw it, I rolled my eyes, and it was General Miares again.

I was almost fainting in anger, trying to suppress my anger, after all, the other party was something I couldn't provoke: "Do I have a grudge against you?" ”

"Whoever asked you to marry is not the right person, he likes you." Miares looked so calm that I wanted to go up and take a bite.

I really don't know how to explain to this Universe Great Demon King: "Please, General, if he likes me, he is the one who bothers to get married." Are you going to steal the marriage for him again? ”

"It's not a marriage robbery this time." Miares raised his gun and pointed it at me.

When No. 1 saw it, he stopped me: "General Miares, why did you kill my wife?" ”

"Get out of the way, this shot is powerful enough to shoot you both through." Miares actually has a bit of black humor: "I don't want people to say that I kill innocents indiscriminately."

But No. 1 didn't get out of the way: "Today is my wedding, and I've never heard that the general has a habit of ruining other people's marriages, so it's convenient for the general to let us end the wedding ceremony." ”

These people were obviously not ordinary people, and the pastor was so frightened that he crawled and hid under the stage.

Looking at this swarthy gun, I gasped: "I don't seem to affect your conquest of the universe, right?" Could it be that the first step in the general's conquest of the universe was to kill an insignificant civilian on Earth? ”

"My battleship was destroyed, the losses were great, and I was distressed." Miarus still maintains the false moderation of the medieval aristocracy: "He likes you, and if he kills you, he will be distressed." ”

"Oops~" I was so angry that I almost stomped my feet: "General, you have robbed a kiss once, he hasn't married me yet, he likes me, I married someone else, even if I'm stupid, I will feel that this is unreasonable." If he really likes me, then let me marry someone else, isn't he more upset? Call him over, I made love to my husband in front of him, you see if he is distressed! ”

"You don't know him, you think he likes you, that's why it's like this. If he doesn't like you, why not attend your wedding? Miarles asked rhetorically.

Number One raised his eyebrows: "I told him not to come because I saw that he was uncomfortable." ”

"That's not over!" In order to save my life, of course, I had to quibble and make everything reasonable: "What is he doing here, is there good food and drink here, or is there money to make money?" My husband told him not to come, and he naturally wouldn't come. The general came this time, do you blame me for not inviting you? I'm really sorry, I haven't seen a general before, I can't even invite the prime minister of the country, let alone the general. Since the general is here, wouldn't it be more relieving to sit for a while and watch the so-called 3471 favorite person marry other men? ”

Miarles tilted his head slightly, this was considering, and at this time, a figure flew over with a "knock~" sound, and landed heavily on the ground, dressed in black, it was No. 5.

As soon as the fifth came, everyone stopped fighting, there was no need to fight, and the most powerful people of the two factions were all together, and shooting might hurt their own people.

"You're here!" A smug smile appeared on Miares' lips.

And I continued to roll my eyes, what are you doing, isn't it just to confirm that Number Five likes me?

"Don't move, or I'll shoot." Miares saw that I was secretly preparing to slip my feet and scolded.

The muzzle of the gun was pointed at me, how dare I move again, I only smiled bitterly: "General, your enemy is here, you go to him, don't get involved with me, I still want to get married." I don't have the same ambition as you, I just want to enjoy life with handsome guys, and live the rest of the next thirty or forty years at most. ”

Just to remind Five, I only have thirty or forty years to live at most, and if I really have to die, don't hesitate to do anything.

Miarles looked at me with a more eccentric expression, and then turned to Five: "Your taste, like your brain, is getting worse and worse. "Apparently believing that I am a pleasure-loving woman.

Five replied, "It's none of their business." ”

"But when someone dies, do you feel guilty? I regret not coming to the wedding. Miares was a little smug.

"It's none of my business, can I leave now, you can do whatever you want." I tried to maintain the appearance of being greedy for life and afraid of death: "General, it's really none of my business, well, it's me who is not good, who told him that women see less, he deserves to be deceived by me." ”

One suddenly became angry, turned to me and asked, "Did you lie to me like that?" ”

I stuck my head out of the No. 1 body and asked Miares, "General, can I tell the truth without killing me?" ”

Miarles tilted his head slightly: "You can consider it." ”

"Okay!" I glanced at No. 1, and my eyes skimmed to the side, meaning to tell him to hurry up, because I knew that he was cooperating with me in acting: "I'll be honest, yes! You're so rich and so handsome, you actually believe what I say. In fact, 3471 would have been a little aware, if it weren't for that shemale, he would have gone to the black hole in anger, either he would have been married to me, or he would have noticed that something was wrong with me. ”

"Then why did he say he liked you very much in the black hole?" Miares finally faltered a little.

I laughed contemptuously: "On the one hand, he can't be sure yet, and even if he does, will he tell you that he was deceived by an earth woman?" After he came out of the black hole, he must have known about me from other people's mouths, so he affirmed what he suspected before, so he refused to even come to my wedding. ”

This effect is not enough, I said to No. 1, "I hear no, if you want to marry me, hurry up." It doesn't matter if you don't marry me, I sold these two diamond rings, which is enough for me to live comfortably for a lifetime, and I can also wrap a little man, hahahaha~"

Seeing me with my hands on my hips and smiling wildly, Miares turned his gun on Number Five. Looks like he doesn't think it's necessary to kill me!

Number 5 did not panic at all, and when the gun went off, it was not a laser that was fired, but a bullet. The bullet hit Five's shoulder, and Five's hand covered his shoulder, and when his hand was released, there was blood in his palm, and his face was shocked.

Miares took the gun and pointed at Five: "Ordinary guns are useless to us, only this kind of gun... This was found from the wreckage of our planet. Certainly not the one I found, although I looked for it many times. I got it by accident when a spaceship passed by, and I spent a lot of money to get this gun. ”

I see, just like Kryptonite can deal with Superman, this gun is the nemesis of Five.

Miares looked at the bleeding shoulder of Five: "As long as this bullet kills, there is no chance of resurrection." Bullets are precious, so I'll hit you in the head with the next bullet, it's a pity that I can't let you live longer, and it's a pity to lose an opponent like you, and I'll be lonely in the future. I'll miss you! ”

At this point, I can't just look at it, and I rush over desperately... It was impossible to beat Miares, so I chose another way, intending to jump directly behind Miares and blindfold him with both hands. It doesn't matter whether it's useful or not, it's better to do something at this time than not to do it at all. After this cosmic demon king kills the five, maybe he will start to conquer the whole universe, anyway, he is currently standing on the earth, so he will conquer the earth first, and then the galaxy...

Before I could get there, Number One grabbed me, and the gun in Miares' hand went off, and the bullet went out...

I watched in horror as the bullet flew out, and then my eyes flickered, and the pattern immediately changed... Two, bleeding from the shoulder, fell to the ground, and Number Four pushed him to the ground. And Five, who didn't know when he appeared next to Miares, grabbed his hand holding the gun.

It turned out that it was not Number Five who stood in front of Miares, but the disguised Number Two, but Number Two could not resist the bullets of this gun.

Miares punched Five in the face, and Five flew out like a baseball. But in the blink of an eye, he flew back and knocked Miarus out with a punch.

The same Miares came back in the blink of an eye, and the two men twisted together and flew out together.

Leave a gun on the ground, what else do you have to think about, grab it~, when I pushed away No. 1 and rushed over, at least seventeen or eighteen people went to grab the gun at the same time. It wasn't my turn to grab it, and before I could get there, there were already four or five people pressed on the gun, seven or eight people were squeezed out, and three or four were knocked away.

"Wife, you better not join in the fun." No. 1 hid back with me, looked up at the sky, but where could he still see a figure, and sighed slightly: "You can't fight on the earth, with the strength of the two of them, they can smash the earth into two pieces." ”

My eyes widened, and I was not mistaken, smashing the earth into two pieces... This is too exaggerated, why is the birth of such a race in the universe, is it in line with the laws of the universe?

The gun-snatching continued, and no matter who was on either side, they wanted to grab the gun, and this was the only gun that could deal with Miares and Five. Even if you don't want power, for money or justice, you have to find a way to get your hands on the gun. So the robbery was extremely fierce and tragic, and they all beat up in groups, beating people everywhere. And those guests who were originally frightened and hiding in the corner once again saw hand-to-hand gun fights.

"Whew~", everyone on the gun flew out. And Miares slowly crouched down and picked up the gun.

The speed was too fast, and I didn't even see it clearly, so I came and disappeared with a "whew". This person is still a human being, either a god or a demon.

At this time, the fifth also came back at once, obviously compared with the treacherous and cunning Miares, he suffered a loss. The corner of his eye cracked, though the wound was healing rapidly.

Seeing that Miares pointed at him, Five calmly asked, "Will you feel happy to kill me?" ”

"Yes, that's right! You're a cosmic hero, and killing you is the ultimate goal for all of us villains. Farewell~" Miarus pulled the trigger.

"Bah~", at the same time, there was an extra person in front of No. 5... Number Four stood in front of Number Five's life, blocking the bullet with his body. The bullet pierced one of his eyes, and in the bloodless socket, a spark formed by a short circuit flickered and jumped.

"Get out of the way, machine, or I'll be on your chip." Miares' hand adjusted slightly, aiming at the center of Four's eyebrows: "You can't kill me, but I can kill you at any time." ”

Miarus was too strong to kill him without a gun.

Number One hugged me tightly, lowered his head and asked in my ear, "Wife, if I become a bug again, will you take care of me?" ”

"At this time, there is still something on my mind to say this, the earth and the galaxy are almost finished." I took a deep breath and said, "Okay, okay, I'm willing, okay?" If there are any last words, hurry up and say! ”

One laughed suddenly, and I felt the hot breath coming out of his nose blowing in my ears.

He let go of me, and suddenly leaped up and jumped in front of Miares.

Miares sneered: "Is it a failure in love, and you want to die?" ”

Number One smiled brightly: "On the contrary, you are the one who will die." You have the usual bad habit of being a villain, that is, talking too much nonsense! With that, he pounced, blocked the muzzle of the gun with his body, and wrapped his arms tightly around Miares.

"Let go of me!" Miarus cried out in exasperation, and as soon as the words fell, a fire erupted from One.

"What are you ... No... Miares roared, but as the fire on One's body grew stronger, he turned to screaming, "No, it can't be, no... ”

I watched in amazement as One-One hugged Miares tightly, and although Miarus tried to struggle, it was as if all his strength had been drained and turned into One-one to burn his own energy.

"No, don't..." Tears came out of my eyes, I was watching One die with Miares. I wanted to go up, but I was immediately grabbed by the flashing Five.

Five shook his head at me: "It's irreversible. ”

Even if I go up at this time, I will be burned to death with me. By this time, the two had turned into a ball of fire, and the fire was so bright that it was like the noon sun seen on the earth. And in the fireball, Miares screamed continuously, and the cries all changed into a tone: "Ah~, ah~... "The voice grew weaker and weaker until it disappeared.

Suddenly, the fire went out, and a large handful of black ash fell from mid-air to the ground, and the original two people disappeared. (To be continued.) )