Chapter 21: The Gathering of the Pretenders
On December 25th, the weather was fine, it was advisable to pretend, marry, pray for blessings, avoid traveling, digging wells, and burying.
On this great day, the cattle of 3318 went out together.
Ri Tianzhi, who occupies half of the country in the pretending world, is full of pride, a pair of large-framed sunglasses covers most of his face, and a white shirt with a hairspray-covered inch hairspray completely reflects the vigorous atmosphere of contemporary socialist young men.
"Er, you are a scheming, I didn't expect you to hide your muscles!" The boss was very melancholy, originally he thought that the 50,000 yuan for the Mr. Bodybuilder championship was already in his pocket, and then when he saw Xu Hao's muscles, his beautiful mood was not beautiful.
That kind of mood is like something evil has been done in his previous life, it's almost a semester, and he hasn't seen his second child shirtless, even in the hot summer.
He thought that the second child had too much beer belly, and he was afraid of being ridiculed by everyone, so he also said the second child a few times, telling him not to be shy, and then he saw it when the second child changed clothes this morning, and suddenly he was in the mood of a dog.
Those angular muscles, well, are well trained, but they are worse than mine.
Lying ~ groove, what the hell are those abs!
When he saw the Ritian abdominal muscles on Xu Hao's abdomen, the boss's tiger body shook wildly, and his face was full of incredulity.
This is incomparable, there is no comparison at all, there are more bodybuilding people in this world, some people have eight-pack abs, some people have six-pack abs, but have you ever seen day-shaped abs, this kind of abs is just exposed, just like the ancient emperors went out on patrol, idle muscles retreated.
Therefore, the boss was very disappointed and felt that his 50,000 yuan was taken away by Xu Hao, so the boss wiped Xu Hao's brand-name hairspray on his hair without money before going out, and now his hair is like a needle, and then put on Xu Hao's sassy green shirt, only a 100% return rate on the street can make him feel beautiful.
"Second child, the honor of 3318 is on you!" The third child carried a large bag of snacks and ate while walking.
Today is the day of the audition for Mr. Bodybuilder, although it is still in the morning stage, but there are already people waiting at the door of the electronic technology sports hall.
"Fourth, go and see how many numbers it is now."
Xu Hao gave the latest instructions, and Zhang San, who had newly joined 3318, immediately rushed out and joined the usual team.
Xu Hao and others sat on the flower platform next to them, eating snacks comfortably.
"Hey, isn't this Xu Hao, after pretending to be forced in the concert hall, he came here again, are you also here to participate in the election of Mr. Bodybuilder?"
The senior brother of the music department has very keen eyes, as a member of the strongest king in the world, Xu Hao's coercion in the concert hall really makes his eyes light up, and the hero cherishes the hero. This guy is stupid and has a lot of money, and he's the best friend.
So when I saw Xu Hao in front of the sports hall, the senior brother's eyes lit up, and he was forced to meet thousands of miles away, only thinking that they could form a team together to pretend to be forced and complete a feat in the world of pretending.
Of course, in fact, the senior brother also has a little Jiujiu in his heart, he came to participate in the Mr. Bodybuilding election purely to join in the fun, although he also mixes in the gym on weekdays, but that's to see the girl with a good figure! What is exercise? He didn't know.
And according to his calculations, it is estimated that Mr. Bodybuilder will definitely be acquired by those animals of the Department of Physical Education, and he is at the bottom of the store here.
The bottom of the grades is at the bottom, it doesn't matter to the senior brother, as an elegant person who plays music, he can't compare to the livestock of the physical education department, it should be, but think in another direction, as a person who plays art, to compare with the physical education department, this kind of courage is commendable, it is worth publicizing, you don't see the junior student of the music department~ After the sister heard that he came to participate in the selection of Mr. Bodybuilding, the screams were no longer scrambling to give him a child, but the mountains with affection and veins, heaven and earth together, and dared to be with you.
So it's not pretending to be forced, or the senior brother who is walking on the road of pretending to be forced thinks that the first reaction when he sees Xu Hao is also that Xu Hao is pretending to be a big ~ force.
If the two strongest pretending kings team up to carry out a wave of pretending, what kind of scene will it be, is it a grand event in the pretending world? At the thought of this, the cells of the elder brother's entire body were excited.
"Since the senior brothers are here, can't I come to participate?" Xu Hao is also very happy, the school is so big, it is not easy to meet a stupid person who gave him money here~ It is not easy, for such a stupid ~ force him to cherish it!
"That's not what I said." The senior brother thinks that he is a senior and is old, so it is natural that his tone is instructive, "The people of our music department will also practice their voices, run, and exercise their lung capacity when they get up in the morning, and their physique is better, and it is natural for them to participate in this competition, but your computer science department stays in the dormitory every day to play games, and your physique is poor, so there is no possibility of winning a prize when you come to participate in this competition." ”
"Really?" The fourth brother who came back after reading the number heard the words of the senior brother, and felt a little uncomfortable, so the tone in which he said this sentence was also a little strange, he also saw Xu Hao's daily abdominal muscles, and thought that no one in the sky and on the ground could hold it like this, and now there is a face that does not grow to mock the second child, as a new member of 3318, he has to seize the opportunity to show himself, so he decided to mock back mercilessly, "Our second child is thick and big, if you take off your clothes, it will definitely make you ashamed." ”
The senior brother always felt that there was some strange meaning in the words spoken by the fourth brother, so as an elegant Sven beast, he blushed, and he didn't know what to say in the face of this question, so he could only smirk in place.
"Swallow Gate Zhang San!" The senior brother was shocked when he saw the fourth, he was very well-informed, it is said that the school has a person who knows national arts, and he is the descendant of Yanzi Li San, who once punched a big man with a height of 1.8 meters in front of everyone and flew more than 10 meters away.
At first, the senior brother didn't believe the news, and then it wasn't until he saw a not-so-clear video recorded by someone and saw the person flying out with his own eyes that the senior brother was convinced, saying that such a person must be handed over, and he was covered, so that he wouldn't have to be beaten in the future.
Therefore, the senior brother was very excited to see the fourth child, and his eyes stared at the fourth child carefully, wanting to show his sincerity.
"Hello Yanzimen Third Brother Zhang, my name is Xu Haolong, I am meeting for the first time, please take care of me."
However, the fourth child was not excited, and even felt a burst of goosebumps popping up on his skin. Suddenly, the fourth child thought that there was always some special habit of engaging in music, could this guy be one of them?
The fourth child felt a wave of nausea in his stomach, and hurriedly asked Xu Hao in a low voice: "Second child, is this a rabbit?"
"Rabbit?" Xu Hao glanced at the senior brother suspiciously, "The rabbit is so cute, don't you want a black rabbit?" ”
As he spoke, the radio in the gymnasium rang out:
"Please enter the gymnasium from 2000 to 2050 for the Mr. Bodybuilder selection."
"Hey, it's my turn!" Xu Hao's spirit was shocked, and he said with a smile, "You wait a while, I'll come when I go." ”