Ten seconds, to kick people off the stage to win, this is much more difficult than a simple quick victory, when Lei Dabiao was at a loss, Elder Xu added another bombshell - you are not allowed to eat meat for less than a month!

As soon as this sentence came out, Da Biao's eyes were red, and his ears had already counted to 5, eagerly, the empty door was wide open, and he went to hug people with both hands. Lei Dabiao approached step by step, Dongfang **** fought and retreated, and when he saw it, he arrived at the entrance of the stage, 3-2-1 in his ears, at the same time, Dongfang **** also realized that something was wrong and wanted to escape, so where to go? Lei Dabiao was ready to wait, saw the opportunity to send it with a kick, and pressed the countdown to send the opponent off the ring.

Win!

Within ten seconds, he kicked off the ring, and Lei Dabiao did an impeccable job, but Elder Xu was still not satisfied: "Da Biao didn't say you, your fight is too ugly, and when you compete with a duck, you drive your opponent down the stage like a duck?" Isn't it enough to give you ten seconds to hold his acupoint in five seconds? With five seconds left, walk to the entrance of the stage and drive out with a big foot, won't you have it? You still have to practice this kung fu! ”

Dongfang **** was thrown down and embarrassed, Lei Dabiao was also depressed when he won, the two of them were like brothers and sisters, and walked back with a frown, Dongfang also asked Dabiao: "Your master's mouth is usually so damaged?" Driving school instructor background, right? ”

"Menopause."

In the first round of 31 games, Elder Xu said that five of them cried, and two of them directly withdrew in protest. The taunt skill was opened all over the audience, offending all the people who practiced martial arts all day. Liu Guanzhang went from house to house to apologize - the old man didn't take medicine, this mouth didn't open the door, I'll take a basket and buckle it when I go back, don't go to your heart!

In the second round, Lei Dabiao and the previous hard-working bodybuilding coach met, a Lei Dabiao on the stage, Elder Xu under the stage, the two of them hit ** and the spirit double, Lei Dabiao and people started to fight, Elder Xu was responsible for scolding the street, and the coach was discouraged.

"Da Biao, I told you that you don't want to knock him out, you listen to me, defend first, let him fight, let him see what kind of defense, don't look at him is quite big, thin skin and big stuffing, his flesh is the target, say he still doesn't listen - young man, this Lei Dabiao is my apprentice, do you see you beat him? Da Biao, shake him with the back of a tiger and bear - you say, is it useful to be big? This doesn't come with a useful guy, no matter how thick your flesh is, does it hurt to stab you with a knife, if you want to talk about defense, I won't say anything about you if you practice stupid kung fu like an iron cloth shirt and golden bell jar, and if you practice bodybuilding, you will go to a beauty pageant, and don't you find a shame in the martial arts circle? ”

The coach is very aggrieved and can't talk back! The most annoying thing is that the audience is still happy!

"Come on, change shifts, Da Biao, don't use your fists, take your fingers, I said the position you poke, Tanzhong acupoint, tap it; Xinyu acupoint, this can give a little strength - where is the Xinyu acupoint? Under the spinous process of the 5th thoracic vertebrae, 1.5 inches apart, you hurry up and go to the shoulder blades, boy, aren't your muscles thick? Does it hurt to tap you? Uncle, this is for your good, and you are all in TV dramas like this, and they are all packed up by heroes with one move......"

Lei Dabiao's fingers were like an iron rod hammer, poking at the acupuncture point, which was called a sour, especially the Xinyu acupoint, which was clicked, and half of his arm couldn't be lifted, plus the commentary over there was sneering, the coach couldn't stand it, waved his hand, and shouted: "Wait!" ”

Lei Dabiao was like a marionette, let the master command, and it was uncomfortable to fight, so he immediately stopped and stopped.

"Referee, how do I feel that the two of them beat me up?"

Lei Dabiao looked at the sky with his eyes, and he was quite embarrassed. His master's poisonous tongue is like a magic attack, and it is indistinguishable, and even he loses blood.

The referee was also a little unbearable, but this was arranged by the organizing committee for the atmosphere of the scene, he was just a staff member under the Martial Arts Association, and there was nothing he could do, so he comforted: "His crookedness, I'm also very annoying, but this strength gap is here, and I think that the commentary seems to interfere more with Lei Dabiao, to put it mildly, you don't suffer." ”

The coach was so angry that he waved his hand and said, "Okay, can't I admit defeat?" Don't fight, don't fight! This guy didn't say hello, went directly to the sidelines, and shouted to the commentary seat: "Old man Xu! I'm cǎo your uncle! ”

A teacher for one day, a father for life, and as an orphan, Lei Dabiao himself regards Elder Xu as his father, Dabiao is also a bloody man, and the temper of those who practice martial arts is inevitably not good. ”

"Old man Xu, you don't have dermatitis!"

"Scolding happily!" The son doesn't say anything about the father, and the disciple doesn't say the teacher, otherwise Lei Dabiao wants to scold him! The master's mouth is too lacking in morality, if this is a different person, Lei Dabiao's big mouth will go in the morning.

"Referee, I'm retiring! Abstention! It's not comparable, it's too shameful to compete like this, I can't stand it! "Tortured by Elder Xu, Lei Dabiao played a petty game, and as a result, in a game, the players on both sides abstained, and no one advanced. The one who should play against Lei Dabiao in the next game took advantage and had a bye in the third round of the rematch.

The director of the TV station is well-trained, and immediately switched the camera to the commentary seat, a big close-up of Elder Xu's confused face, and the contestants who were explained by him before applauded even more. At this time, it feels like forcing the child to study before the college entrance examination, but the child is angry and abandons the exam. The expression on Elder Xu's face was very exciting, and so many people watched, it really made him a little unable to get off the stage.

"Now that the pace of life is fast, there are fewer people who are willing to work hard to practice martial arts......"

Still in front of the microphone, Elder Xu's voice was a little lonely: "We have been nesting in the mountains all these years, I don't know anything else except practicing martial arts, Da Biao he has practiced for half his life, old man I have practiced all my life, the master teaches, the apprentice learns, they all say that there are people outside the world, there are days outside the sky, there are several martial arts colleagues in Shengyang, I haven't met a master, but we don't dare to be arrogant, there are so many martial arts sects in the world, who knows where there are masters outside the world?" I thought that I would come to the world's first martial arts to meet and learn, but I didn't expect ......"

Speaking of this, Elder Xu's voice became louder: "Unexpectedly, entering the semi-finals, all the players showed their faces, and none of them set their minds to practice martial arts!" ”

"My Dragon Tiger Gate has been inherited for thousands of years, and there are fewer and fewer things left by my ancestors, Long Qingqiu, the elder of the gate, passed away a few days ago, and I didn't learn all his skills, and now the forty-sixth generation of the ancestors in the Dragon Tiger Gate have died, and I don't know how many good things have been brought to the coffin......"

Liu Guanzhang muttered beside him, Lao Tzu is still alive - although he is young, he has a high seniority, and when he started, he was the Taishang Elder who accepted the apprentice on behalf of the teacher, and he was the forty-eighth head, and the generation was indeed the forty-sixth generation.

"I used to sit in the mountains, knowing that I was a frog at the bottom of the well, and the talents in the door withered, which made people sigh. But now looking at Huaxia, the inheritance of martial arts has reached such a point! In the early years, Longhumen was just an inconspicuous store in the rivers and lakes, and now Lei Dabiao, a second-generation disciple who has just entered the hall, is actually outstanding in such a high-scale competition, is it ...... Is my Chinese martial arts going to be lost from now on? ”

After Elder Xu finished speaking, he actually cried bitterly!

The audience was amazed! (To be continued.) )