Chapter 231: The Whimsy of Hiraga Caigou
February 16, 7 a.m
"Woo-aaaaa Sama, the host, you finally called! Where are you now?! How are you doing?! Are there any physical discomforts?! Have you ever thought about Tamamo in front of ?!! "There was a flurry of questions on the other end of the line
"I'm in a foreign country now, anyway, I've been too busy lately, so I haven't told you some specific matters" Chong took the phone away from his ear a little, this ultrasound is really powerful, "It's okay, and there is no discomfort in the body, but"
"But what? Sure enough, there's still something going on!! ”
"I almost forgot about you"
Five minutes later
"Woo-ah!!!"
"I'm sorry I was wrong, I was lying", but in fact he did forget that someone was waiting in the house for him to report a message, after all, he really hadn't done it before
But now, if you answer honestly, you will definitely die, and I don't know if it will be her or her
"Please don't make this kind of joke (suck) Anyway, it's good to know that the master Sama, you're okay, please finish the work with peace of mind, and the family will be taken care of by Xiaoyu and me" The person on the other end of the phone chuckled, "Please master Sama come on, remember to come back as much as possible~"
"Well, I'm relieved" hung up the phone directly, to convey that the past has been notified, and it is just idle to talk about it, and it is useless to spend half a dime
In other words, will this call be counted as a long-distance call, according to which country's standards? There must be no place to pay phone bills here
(There is no big problem with the signal, but it will be cut off from time to time) He also took the time to make a few calls back a few days ago, but the signal fluctuates too much, and he often hangs up automatically when he is just connected
Besides, it's terrible to have Will here
(Do you go back early, who knows how long it will take) Chong closed his phone, and then walked towards the dormitory (his own business is not too important, but the key is that he should send Hiraga away first)
His workload is quite small now, and most of them are concentrated together, so it is not too much of a problem to disappear for a month or two, but the problem is still with Hiraga Cairen, it is really wrong to bring him here for his own reasons, and he also wants to find an opportunity to send Hiraga Cairen away
Presumably, the other party should be lonely now, after all, unlike himself, he has a family waiting for him in the human world
Ghosts
Chong looked at the Hiraga Cairen with red marks on his face and chose to be silent, according to his own observations in the past few days, Louise is not a girl who will beat people for no reason, but Hiraga Cairen is a teenager who is good at dying as soon as he does
"Who hit me," Chong asked indifferently
"Who else but Louise" Hiraga touched the scars on his face, and then howled in pain, "It hurts!" ”
"Are you laughing at other people's bodies again," Chong continued
"No, you know about the prom the other day," Hiraga said suddenly
"Hmm" I'll grab something in my hand first, because I guess it will come in handy later
"Louise asked me to dance," he said in a proud tone
"Hmm" his eyes swept around, there was a horsewhip, but it would hurt to hit his body
"What do you say, why does a young girl invite a person of the opposite sex to dance at a ball?" Questioned
"Thanksgiving, or affection" is still on a hanger
"That's right, right? And Louise's face is still so red! Hiraga said excitedly, "Huh? What are you doing with a hanger? Hanging clothes? ”
"It's nothing, you go on" Chong waved the hanger (the kind with hats and coats)
"So Louise must have liked me!" Hiraga said loudly
Chong was silent, his eyes looking at him all the time
(By the way, what if Chong also likes Louise) Hiraga suddenly thought of a very strict question, and then his whole body couldn't help but tremble, he would die, and he would die if he snatched love with a knife in front of Chong
"What did you do?" There was an inexplicable coldness in his tone, as if he was questioning himself
"I climbed into Louise's bed that night" Hiraga said with a dry smile, "Hehehe, I was whipped by Louise for a while, with a horsewhip"
Five minutes later
"Woo" Hiraga Cairen, who was knocked unconscious by Chong's hanger, opened his eyes, and his mind was spinning
"Sure enough, I found the wrong person to talk to" Hiraga stood up in a daze, and then planned to reach for the wall and take out a sword, "Defu, accompany me to the kitchen for a drink"
"I don't care, but partner, it's forbidden for minors to drink," said the sword hanging on the wall, "Is it okay?" ”
"I've asked Uncle, you guys just don't go to the tavern to drink in the bright light," Hiraga muttered, "Besides, the alcohol content here is not as good as beer, how about a little drink?"
"You can't drink just one glass of wine."
"No, are you worried I'm going to get drunk?"
"It would be great if the partner could get drunk sooner"
"Really, so what will you understand with this sword, the sword of human feelings will not understand" Hiraga took the sword, and then strode out of the room
Outside the dormitory
"EQ is quite high, but IQ is still so low" Chong shook his head, he was quite surprised that Pingga Cairen could directly see that Louise had a crush on him, but isn't he killing himself by being so radical, stupid talent dog, after. The reason why the male protagonist of the palace was able to open it after. The palace route is because they are subjected to ah, the woman will take the initiative to make people feel that they are watching the OVA (welfare), and the man will take the initiative to make people feel that they are looking at the full criminal record
That's why most of the men nowadays are affected, except for me
I always feel like there is an inexplicable distorted sense of "winning the game and losing life".
Well? Why do you want to fight He Cairen? Jealous? How is it possible, where can I have the leisure time to be jealous, and besides, vinegar is very sour, and there will definitely be some problems in the throat after drinking a bottle -- this person does not understand the meaning of jealousy at all
If you have to say it, he is going to die if he shows off in front of a single dog
An hour later
Chong, who was consulting and studying the texts in the library, was invited out by the administrator, and according to him, because Her Royal Highness the princess was coming to review the study of the nobles, everyone had to attend
Then when he went out, he saw Hiraga Genius who was drinking in the kitchen, and inexplicable sadness welled up in his heart
Has this guy been recognized as not human?
"Don't drink" The wine glass was withdrawn, and before Hiraga could react, Chong had already splashed the remaining wine in the glass on his face, "Even in foreign countries, you are not allowed to drink under the age of twenty"
"It always feels strange that you've come to teach me a lesson," Hiraga was lying on the table listless
"I've never drunk" is to be precise, he can't drink, he is naturally easy to get drunk, he will sleep for a long time when he gets drunk, although he has also considered using this way as a means of sleeping, but every time he wakes up, his head will be more dizzy, so he doesn't drink at all, and whoever advises him to drink will beat him
"I've been paralyzed long enough, get up" Takashi grabbed Hiraga by the collar and lifted it up, "The princess of this country is here, everyone must visit"
"No wonder uncle, they're all gone," Hiraga stood up straight, "and it seems like he's going to say something to me."
"Is it interesting to deliberately let yourself go," Chong said coldly, "because the girl rejected your show of love?" Are you a chimpanzee?"
"It's not because of this," Hiraga muttered, and then shouted as if she had given up on herself, "Louise, she seems to be in love!" After beating me up this morning, I went out without saying anything! You didn't take me with you to class today! ”
"Do you think it has something to do with me?" Chong silently clenched his fists
"No, although I said that I had thought about it in my heart" Hiraga scratched his head, "Someone came to look for Louise yesterday and last night, and it was an adult who couldn't see his face clearly in a hat."
"Go on"
"I couldn't hear clearly when I was standing outside the door, but when he went out, Louise lost her mind, and didn't care what she did, anyway, let's go see Her Royal Highness first, I'm also a little curious," Hiraga pushed his chair into the table
"Anyway, it's very strange, next time Chong, you'd better take a look at the scene directly, that guy and Louise must have something to do with it" Hiraga muttered as he walked, "It can't be a betrothed person or something."
"It is also possible to use some kind of handle to threaten people's despicable people" Chong said indifferently, "sluggish rather than shy, presumably even the marriage contract does not come and go from time to time, or is not willing to make a marriage with him at all, and there are few happy feelings in the political marriage between nobles"
"Uh-huh!! I can't help but believe you when you say this! That guy must be a liar! Hiraga immediately cheered up, "It must be a threat to Louise!" Then the next time I see him, I'll be sure to punch him! ”
Chong thought like this, no matter how bold a liar is, he wouldn't dare to sneak into the campus to threaten the nobles, if he wants to continue to think about it, he must be able to come up with the answer immediately, what is that guy's identity?
But he didn't have to think about it, because it had nothing to do with him, but even if Louise loved Hiraga Cairen, the two of them could not be combined with each other, unless Hiraga Cairen was willing to stay here, and as for Louise accompanying him away, this kind of thing could not happen at all, because Louise was a nobleman, and Pingga Cairen was a commoner no matter where he was
"Look! That's the princess, right?! Hiraga suddenly said excitedly
Chong casually glanced at the main tower, he was not too noble, to put it bluntly, he was just a girl from a better family
“?” Turning his gaze away, Chong glanced at Louise who was standing in front of the crowd, her gaze was in a trance, was she worshipping the princess?
Following Louise's gaze, there was a majestic nobleman in a hat at the other end, who was riding on a phantom beast and was watching around
No more guessing, the answer is already yes
"The next time you see that person, it's best not to make a move on him," Chong said indifferently, "at least don't do it in front of Louise"
“?” Hiraga tilted his head, as if he didn't understand
"That man is her betrothed, and Louise herself is very happy with that marriage," Chong said after a moment of silence, as if to shatter the boy's fantasies and longings
"You don't have a chance" officially announced the death penalty, which was his admonition and dissuasion to Hiraga Cairen "Give up"
Note 1: Sure enough, I can't go far away, and now my throat is inflamed and I have a low-grade fever, and my body is too bad, but the update will not break, and I still have the strength to type