Somewhere in the heavenly realm, in a fairy-like mansion, in the courtyard, an old man in a red robe, with a thin figure and a white beard, was rolling up his sleeves, revealing his arms like dry firewood sticks, and overturning the tea in front of him.

"Bastard, a small land dares to scold me, do you know how much he is inferior to me, do you know how much everyone respects me, do you know how high my status is, I can't bear it, I can't bear it at all, I want to fight him alone, I have to kill him."

As soon as Yue Lao finished scolding, he saw a slight fluctuation in the space in front of him, and then another note flew out lightly, Yue Lao took a look, and saw a few simple words written on it: "Old fart. Euglena, come down and hit me! ”

Yue Lao stood stunned for a long time with the note, and suddenly roared, and the note in his hand suddenly turned to ashes.

"I'm angry, I'm angry, he thinks I don't dare to hit him? You say, don't I dare to hit him? Yue Lao asked, pointing to a maid.

The maid was completely frightened, and only shook her head.

"You mean I don't dare hit him? You see, what is this? It's muscles, I can blow him up with one punch, do you believe it? You're still shaking your head? Do you think I can't beat a small piece of land? Yue Lao pointed to the loose muscles, and directly scared the maid into crying.

Hearing the cry, Yue Lao realized that he had found the wrong person to be angry, and after waving his hand to signal them to go down, he gritted his teeth and said, "Little land, you wait for me"

Land temple underground.

"Hey, master, how are you, hey, what should I do now, why are you offending Yue Lao to death, I heard that he has a small heart." Zhang Chunyuan said with a crying voice.

Gu Ze looked funny, and said: "You are aging in your minds, you always feel that the gods are powerful, you are afraid when you say it, you don't want to think about it, now they don't dare to go down to earth, and you don't need to be afraid of them, besides, Yue Lao is a matchmaker, and he can't go anywhere if he wants to come, he can scold if he wants, how cool, come, Lao Zhang, you can also write a scolding to see, it's very enjoyable."

"Master, if I sue you now, if I really get annoyed, they will come down, what do you say?" Zhang Chunyuan said.

"Hehe, Lao Zhang, come down and come down, cough cough cough what do you say? Can they come down? ”

Gu Ze was smiling happily, and a sling could directly scold the gods face-to-face, which made him very satisfied, but as soon as Zhang Chunyuan said this, he almost didn't choke to death by his own saliva.

"Lao Zhang, don't be kidding, I'm timid, don't scare me, I really can't stand being scared, didn't I say that the immortals won't go down to earth, you can't say that you can change, it's not good for you to say this now, where is the basic trust between people!" Gu Ze actually really hoped that Zhang Chunyuan was scaring him.

Zhang Chunyuan said helplessly: "Master, why am I lying to you, the immortals are unwilling to come down, it's not that they can't come down, if they are invaded by turbidity, they need to cultivate for a long time to purify the immortal body and replenish the mana, so they won't come down under normal circumstances, but there are special circumstances!"

"That is to say, the cost of him coming down is relatively large, and now he may be angry and will come down to clean me up, or he may just endure it, so let's think about it, Lao Zhang, will you come down if you encounter such a situation?"

"If I were an immortal with a high status, someone would call me an old fart. If he is a person with a much lower status than himself, I will definitely come down and kill him if I try to cultivate for a big loss! ”

Gu Ze was not good after hearing this, and forced himself to calm down: "Lao Zhang, you are so old, let's put out the fire, people are old enough to be a person with status and status, Su zhì must be very high, where will you worry about a small street like me, you think too much, let's wash and sleep!"

"I heard that when Yue Lao and the others were still in the next year, there was a mortal who felt that his marriage was not good, and his wife was too ugly, so he secretly scolded Yue Lao." Zhang Chunyuan said suddenly.

"And then?" Gu Ze stopped and asked curiously.

"Then Yue Lao happened to hear his words, so he cut the marriage line between him and his wife and divorced them."

Gu Ze laughed when he heard this, wiped his chest and said: "I'm scared baby, I didn't expect Lao Zhang to be quite humorous, it seems that the old man is good, I can rest assured."

Zhang Chunyuan looked strange, and was stunned for a while before he spoke: "I haven't finished speaking, after Yue Lao cut off their marriage line, he gave him ten more at the same time, master, don't be happy first, these ten are all men, and they are strong men!"

"Damn! This old guy is so ruthless? Isn't he going to clean me up like that? "Gu Ze is already a little scared, although he is very afraid of death, but he is even more afraid that life is better than death!

"Please rest assured, although you are the lowest god, you are also a god, and he has no right to ask about your marriage."

"That's good, that's good, scared the baby to death, what do you think I'll apologize to him now?" Gu Ze asked expectantly.

Zhang Chunyuan glanced at Gu Ze strangely and said, "Master, you have offended him to death, don't we have a saying in the mortal world, what do you need the police to do if you apologize?" ”

Gu Ze felt cool in his heart, and then asked weakly: "Why don't we run away, go out and hide from the limelight first?" ”

Zhang Chunyuan sighed and said, "The immortal's mana is immeasurable, if he really descends to earth, we will definitely run away!" And even if you don't go down to the mortal, it's not that there is no way for the lord at all, have you forgotten that they can actually fulfill the wishes of the mortal world, that is to say, their mana can directly reach the mortal world, even if the old man has no means of attack in this regard, but who doesn't have a few pig friends and dog friends, for example, he asked Lei Gongdian to give you a cold shot, and I don't know how to die! ”

Gu Ze and the others didn't know that Zhang Chunyuan's crow mouth was really accurate.

Heavenly Thunder Department, Liu Guang's Mansion.

"Yue Lao, rare guest, what kind of wind blew you here today?" A middle-aged man wearing silver armor and a five-sided red cherry helmet said to the visiting Yue Lao with a smile on his face.

"General Liu, I want to ask you for a little favor, here's the thing"

Liu Guang looked embarrassed when he heard this, and said: "Old Yue, we are also old friends, I'll just say it directly, this thing is really not easy to do, five hundred years ago, the fairy world set up a supervision institute, the three-eyed guy is notoriously not good for oil and salt, you don't know, and our Marshal Deng is not easy to pass, without his order, who of us dares to go out privately to release thunder and lightning, if it is an ordinary mortal, I will fight to be punished to help you do things, however, although the land is small, But how can I also be a person from our immortal realm, if my private hand is discovered, I may lose my head! ”

Yue Lao also knew that Liu Guang was not lying, the fairy world and the mortal world are now under the supervision of Erlang God, and the ancestors are not allowed to go to the lower realm and abuse mana to the mortal world, he is unruly, no one will give face, even the orders of the Jade Emperor are ignored, who dares to face him head-on, if anyone uses mana to break through the barrier, they will have a sense of the Supervision Yuan, if it is to meet the wishes of the lower realm or the normal thunder and rain after the order, they will not care, if anyone does not have a decree and messes up the moth, just prepare to be cleaned up by him.

Liu Guangde's top boss, Generalissimo Deng Zhong of the Lei Department, is also an upright person, he has never heard of him bending the law for personal gain, and now the front gate and the back door can't get through, so he will categorically refuse, in fact, the key is that Gu Ze is the identity of the land lord is more difficult to do, if it is a mortal, no one will say anything for an ordinary mortal in a panic, just like the same reason in the mortal world now, it is not a matter to kill an ordinary person, and it is a big deal to kill a small policeman.