Chapter 107: Skin Care Products
"It turned out to be Xiao Zhang, what a coincidence. The pen www.biquge.info "The director is obviously a little embarrassed.
Obviously, his job search was not so smooth, and this was obviously not the so-called consultant job with an income of seven or eight thousand. Maybe it's also true, he used to scoff at the monthly salary of 3,000. The ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, and life is always cruel.
I pretended I didn't know anything, and said as nicely as I could, "Is the director here to help?" It's better to do it casually than to stay at home and be bored. ”
When the director heard this, he immediately climbed up according to the meaning: "Yes, I didn't want to do it, wait until I retire." This shop belongs to a friend of mine, and he asked me to come over and help, friend, money doesn't matter. ”
Obviously, of course, I continued not to wear it, and said a few words to the director.
The director wanted to show that he was not the only one, but the others in the office were not very good. The one who specifically said that her husband was rich, but in fact, her husband was just an ordinary little head, and his usual work relationship was just a little oily. As a result, she said that one yuan became one hundred yuan, and now she has no job, she takes the money to speculate in stocks, and mixes in the stock exchange every day, and it is said that the compensation has been lost very little, and she has begun to look for a job in the past few days.
Another family has a few suites, in fact, there are only two, and now one is rented out. The house is in the suburbs, and it can only be rented for 2,500 yuan a month, and it is very difficult to live on this rent. The child is taking the college entrance examination this year, looking for a job for three months, and finding a job as a supermarket tally clerk, 3,500 a month, but he has to go out to five or six supermarkets every day.
"How are you?" The director asked me.
I smiled faintly: "It's hard to find a job, I just found a job, and I'm going to work next Monday." ”
"Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't work now, now your house has risen sharply, and it has been sold enough to retire." The director was full of envy and regret: "You must know that I also bought a set at that time." ”
Life is like this, there is no right or wrong, at that time everyone thought I had done something stupid, and when I made money, they thought I was wise.
"In fact, the current housing price is okay, you can consider it, but it can't be the previous price." After I finished speaking, I knew that I had said the wrong thing, although I was kind, but people may not be able to accept it, and even felt that I was saying something cool. I hurriedly pretended to be looking for Lele, who was holding milk tea and sitting on a stool drinking it, and she was not impatient yet.
"Lele, let's go." I hurriedly greeted the director: "I still have something to do, I will leave first, and I will contact you often in the future." ”
"Okay, okay. Come and sit down when you have time in the future! "The director said goodbye to me.
"Definitely, definitely. Lele, say goodbye to your uncle. "I asked Lele to say goodbye and left with Lele.
In fact, the director will not contact me in the future, and I will not come to this store, just to avoid embarrassment. Everyone understands in their hearts, why bother piercing this layer of window paper when they meet again?
Life has made me understand a lot of things more and more, and these things I never thought about before, maybe divorce has finally opened my mind. No wonder, if you want to mature as quickly as possible, the best thing to do is to fail. If you eat what is the best way to nourish your brain, it is a loss.
I can go to work again, it's always good to go early, and with a job, I have extra money, so that when I get paid next month, I can save more than 1,000 yuan. When you make up 10,000 yuan, you will go to the bank to repay the loan in advance, and for every extra 10,000 yuan, the monthly interest will be about 100 less; If you pay 10,000 more every year, you will be able to reduce 500 in five years, and your life will get better and better.
The labor handbook was given to the personnel, and the personnel flipped through it, but without asking anything, it was accepted. This made me breathe a sigh of relief, otherwise I don't know how to answer, why I was called back after two months of work.
The job is very simple, archiving materials, and helping with copying, faxing, printing and so on when the company is busy. I usually chat a lot, so the typing speed is okay, and the work is relatively easy. In my last job, I went out every day and my skin was a lot tanned.
The company is actually quite busy, but there is not much work assigned to me. It's not bidding again, the sales department has to work overtime to catch up with the bidding documents tonight.
I was a little embarrassed to see them so busy, so I walked over and asked the sales manager if he wanted me to help.
"Oh, no, two assistants, enough people. You still have children at home, so let's go back early, we're all bachelors, and it's no problem to sleep here. "The sales manager took good care of me.
I still want to stay and help, after all, I am still on probation, and there is nothing wrong with working more: "Actually... ”
Before he finished speaking, the sales manager had already interrupted: "Don't worry, there are enough people, too many people are prone to mistakes." Rest assured... Hey, Andy has to make ten sets of copies, and each page must be stamped with an official seal, stamped in the lower right corner, and don't forget to stamp the stamp. ”
I'm so busy that I won't be able to help. Or maybe I'm really afraid of making a mistake, in this case, when it's time, I'll pack up and get off work.
It's already a new year, and before I know it, I've been divorced for a year and a half, and the fifth has been away from me for almost a hundred days. I miss him so much, but I don't know what to do, maybe it's better to do nothing.
The phone rang, I took it out of my bag, it was number four.
"Where are you?" Number Four asked.
At a subway entrance, car number four came. When I got in the car, I asked, "There's news on the 5th?" ”
No. 4 looked at me, turned on the steering wheel, left the side of the road, and drove down the road: "He's doing well, do you want to write a letter, and I'll let someone from the bureau take it?" ”
I lowered my head slightly, thought for a moment, and replied, "No." ”
"It's really weird to be human." Number Four was driving the car, and if he could sigh, he would sigh: "Since you want to know his situation so much, why don't you contact him?" ”
I've thought about this countless times, but I still think it's better not to get in touch. I took a deep breath, and even after a hundred days, I was still sad: "What to write? If he gets my letter, if he still likes me, whatever I write, he'll be sad. Since we can't be together, it's better to have a long pain than a short pain, so if you want to break it, break it. ”
"It's not like there's no chance." Four raised an eyebrow, which of course was programmed.
"What chances? Unless a meteorite rain falls on the planet where the woman currently lives, there is little hope. "I was depressed, and I thought that when Lele went to college, I would go to the black hole to reunite with Five. As a result, Number Four gave me the death penalty, and the black hole was radiation to the woman, and it was a huge pressure for me.
Black holes have always been cosmic prisons, only looking at the kind of physical fitness adapted to the black hole traversal. When entering a black hole, the speed will travel faster than the speed of light, there are also such theories on Earth, according to the principle of Einstein's special theory of relativity: the mass of an object is related to the velocity, the greater the velocity of the object, the greater the mass of motion, and when the velocity reaches the speed of light, the mass is infinite.
That is, when humans pass through a black hole, there are many possibilities, and it is possible to be crushed by their own body weight, even if the spacecraft has a protective device; It is possible that when the body becomes elongated, the cells will rupture; All sorts of questions ... But it can't be verified, because no human has ever entered a black hole, and human criminals only need to serve on Earth.
If I go to the black hole alone, I may need to spend a lot of money to improve the transportation and strengthen the internal gravity, but it is still possible that when I sit and pass by, I will still be warped halfway, and when I get there, Five may see my corpse.
Of course, you can't take space technology lightly, but by the time the spacecraft passes the safety test, I'll be almost old enough to go into a coffin. So, the possibility that I am with Five, there is no other way than that the woman is dead, that is, Five dies again. And that woman, who is determined to consume to the end, will definitely live longer than me. I can't, let Number Four help me hire a cosmic professional killer and kill them, right? That's against the law.
No. 4 freed up his hand and gave me a small bag next to him: "This is a New Year's gift, don't forget to use it when you go back." ”
"What's that?" I opened the little paper bag, and there were three or four jars of jars and jars. I took out a bottle and looked at it, but there was no word on it: "What?" ”
"Skincare." Number Four turned: "It is specially used by humans to delay skin aging." ”
I looked at these with a skeptical attitude, and the "three-no products" that didn't even have words on the packaging: "Where did it come from, is it useful?" ”
"Of course." Number Four explains: "What human beings want most is to look younger, except for immortality. Do you think that so many political dignitaries who look young now, who have lived to be in their 90s and 100s, are all growing up in reverse, or have they taken some kind of big tonic? ”
There are many rumors about these, some say that the blood of young people is regularly transfused, and some say that the best wild ginseng is supplied for a long time.
"That's it?" I picked up a jar and shook it at Four.
Four took the moment to look at me: "This is only to delay skin aging, and the cosmic law stipulates that the lifespan of the species on the local planet should not be changed." If you want to extend human life, you need to go to the top for approval. You have a can of face cream, the longest bottle of lotion in it, and a small bottle of eye cream. You use it first, and if it works well, I'll give you another set when it's done. ”
"Thank you then." I stuffed the small paper bag into my bag: "I wonder how much these things can sell for in the market?" ”
Number Four shook his head: "Are you so short of money?" ”
Of course there is a lack of money, too much of it. I tried to squeeze out a smile: "Don't worry, I'll use it, even if I take it out and sell it, no one will believe me." ”
Someone came over and said that this thing is a cosmic product, and the effect is more effective than all the cosmetics on the market... The devil believes!
There is no text, and I am still a little reassured: "I won't be allergic after applying it, right?" What are the ingredients, it can't be weird, right? "In order to stay young, human beings even use the placenta of the same kind or even ... And the universe is so big, it may mean something terrible and immoral.
Number Four: "Don't worry, it's not the fat from the human corpse, it's all the essence of the earth's plants." If it's disfigured because of this, I'll be responsible for it to the end. ”
I immediately looked like a money fan: "How to be responsible, do you lose money, how much do you lose?" ”
Number Four laughed: "Of course I have to pay, but I may forget when I am busy, in order to let you look at me and not let me escape." You marry me and watch me pay you back on time every month. ”
"Phew~" I laughed.
I didn't say I was going out to eat today, so I refused to invite me to dinner on this ground, and I was sent home by Four.
In the evening, after washing up, I walked to the small room, sat down at the computer desk, and picked up a bottle of facial oil. In order to save money, my face oil does not exceed 50 yuan, and most of the time I wear 30 yuan a bottle at night, or even only 5 or 6 yuan.
When I opened the lid, I remembered something. I picked up my bag and took out what Number Four had given me inside.
Then try it, I applied them one by one, and looked at myself in the mirror, as if nothing had changed. Cut, what alien technology, not yet fake, sleep.
"Doodle, doodle... The alarm went off.
My mother shouted outside, "It's time to get up." ”
I stretched and crawled up. While grabbing his hair, he walked out and went to the bathroom. It's like this every day, in order to let me sleep for a while, my mother always sends Lele to school and then comes home, and after five minutes, I wake up just right, otherwise, even if there is an alarm clock, I can turn over and fall asleep.
It's good to be in my own home, when I was with my ex before, he never called me, only I called him. Even when he woke up, he went to work by himself and never called me. For this reason, I would be late several times a month. If it weren't for the lax management of the original unit, wages would have to be deducted.
"Zhenzhen!" Mom glared at me.
"What's wrong?" I looked at her blankly.
"How do you... Mom was still glaring at me.
I thought about it, understood something, and immediately ran to the toilet to look in the mirror... I was also stunned, is this me? The dark bags are gone, and the skin becomes better with collagen.
Even if you don't look old, when you get older, the legal lines will get deeper and deeper. But now my face doesn't look like I'm in my early thirties, but I've reverted to what I was when I was in my twenties.
This time the problem is big, "crackling~" I grabbed my slippers, quickly returned to the next room, picked up my mobile phone and dialed the number four.
"Okay, please." Number Four answered the phone.
"What the hell is going on? My face has become so young. I was anxious: "Is there a way to recover?" ”
"Isn't it good to be younger?" Number Four didn't understand again: "The younger the human race, the better, and I specially took the most potent one." ”
The most effective, I rolled my eyes: "I can't go to work in the company with this face, won't I become an old monster who has rejuvenated?" After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it could not be refined. Hurry up and get something that can be restored! ”
"There is no recovery medicine, generally speaking, if you don't wipe it, it will gradually return to its original appearance after three days. If you really care so much, then take three days off and give yourself a break. (To be continued.) )