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When they reached the entrance of the compound, they were stopped by two human security guards who arrived in a hurry. One of them glanced at Jin Wu and saluted Shao Zongyan coldly: "According to the regulations on the protection of rare wild animals, there are birds around you that are not on the pet list, and you need to register with the Wildlife Administration, please come with us." ”
Can't raise a bird in this world? When you come out and go in, you have to be watched, what kind of world is this!
The big golden crow on his shoulder suddenly flapped its wings and soared into the air, and it fell on the security guard with a thud. The security guard next to him immediately opened the communication terminal to inform the wildlife protection unit, but Mr. Shen stretched his neck again, and the tip of his beak clicked on the light screen, and the two of them and the bird showed a strange silent posture, except for the strange colors of the light flashing on the screen, there was no movement.
Qingjing quietly explained on the shell of his schoolbag: "Teacher Shen's natal avenue is the avenue of light, and you can connect to their net by pecking on the light screen, absorb the knowledge of this world, and know what the wildlife protection law they are talking about." ”
So that's the case, isn't this the same hacker he's seen on TV? And just with his own divine sense, he can hack into other people's networks, this amount of knowledge and computing power is really unfathomable, or someone else is a teacher.
Daochang Shao was also afraid of disturbing him, so the three of them stood by without saying a word and waited for a while, then Teacher Shen pulled his beak out of the light screen, tilted his head and said: "There are few wild animals in this world, animal protection is stricter, and it is easier for me to get into trouble when I go out like this, you go out first to find a place to wait for me, and I will change my makeup and come back to you - your beard is also plucked." ”
He flapped his wings and flew out, Shao Zongyan was afraid that he would not be able to find anyone when he came back, and he didn't dare to go far, so he asked for a box in a nearby restaurant and ordered a table of cold drinks and desserts.
After the waiter finished serving the refreshments, he put the two goblins with dolls on the bag on the table, took the small plates and chopsticks that Yan Hanjiang usually eats and allocated small pieces of snacks and ice cream to them, and poured a little drink with the cup holder, and let them drink slowly with the straw dried by the tender flower stems.
Qingjing was full of praise for these homemade small tableware, and said yearningly: "If Teacher Shen becomes so small, I also want to get these things for him......" After thinking about his status at home and the difficulty of doing manual work, he changed his words and said: "Forget it, let him get it for me." But he plays games at home when he has nothing to do, and I guess he can't do it so well with you. ”
Shao Daochang was flattered, wiped his mouth with a small handkerchief he sewn, and replied with a smile: "Then when the two seniors want to go back, bring a set of small clothes and small plates or something, I made a lot for Brother Yan, and there are bedding and stools, which are more comfortable than those bought outside." ”
Yan Hanjiang hugged the ice cream saucer and ate it all over his body, and said very generously: "I also bought a doll house, if the real person doesn't dislike it, he can take it back to play." ”
But when the time comes, they can probably guess who will play and how they will play. Qingjing also thought of going together, wiped his lips and said helplessly: "Forget it, he also played with me after taking these things, I would rather not have this, and don't let him think of it and turn me into playing like this." ”
He sighed, threw down his fork, took off his chin and gulped down the cream mousse.
Not long after eating, a snow-white bird suddenly flew in from the window and landed on the table, and when I looked closely, it was Mr. Shen, who had three legs, and I didn't know where to get a sign to hang around my neck. The two demons were very strange about how he changed his appearance, Teacher Shen took the sign in his hand and put it in Shao Zongyan's palm, shook his head and explained to them: "There are few wild animals in this small world, and the protection is very strict, and the animals without a brand are all regarded as illegal breeding and must be taken away by the passive security organs." So I went to the pet store and got a sign, turned the feathers white and pretended to be a pet pigeon, you remember my name and breed. ”
Shao Zongyan picked up the brand and docked the bracelet and entered the information into the terminal.
Teacher Shen put on the sign again, jumped over and pecked Qingjing, ripped off the beard on his face, and said sternly: "Put your chin on, it's time to start shooting." Looking up, he saw that Shao Zongyan had already taken off his makeup, and nodded with satisfaction: "You have no problem with this look, go out and sell the client after eating." ”
The styling is fine, but the question is can you still go out after eating?
The three goblins had no psychological burden, and they ate happily, so Shao Daochang wiped his mouth with a small handkerchief and wiped his claws with a small handkerchief, and drank a few sips of iced tea at will, and when they were almost finished, he stood up bravely and pushed open the door of the box.
They are shooting, they can't bow their heads, they can't shrink their necks, they can't cover their faces with their bags, they have to walk out of the door with dignity!
Shao Zongyan straightened his chest and stomach, and walked to the hall according to his backpack. At that moment, even the air seemed to freeze, and everyone who saw him lost their voices, staring at him with wide eyes in shock, and some people unconsciously stretched out their hands in this direction. Even the well-informed Teacher Shen couldn't help but ask in his voice, "What did you do to them?" ”
Before they could finish speaking, the group moved, and the hands that reached into the air grabbed at them quickly and accurately. The men who had not moved their hands also stood up and ran towards him, blocking their way, the consternation on their faces turned to excitement and fanaticism, and the screams came and went.
"Ahhh
"Oh my God, this is really Shao Zongyan!"
"That white dove is so beautiful, or everyone will say what kind of bird people raise!"
"The customer service is here to save me, I need your rescue!"
"It's better to look like this than in the video, the skin is so good, I really want to pinch ......"
"Brother Shao, I'll settle the bill for you, can you sell me a game, I'll pay a high price!"
"Sell me, sell me, my heart is the most sincere, I have bought more than a dozen sets of fake games at a high price!"
"Mr. Shao, please take a photo with us and sign a name, our store is willing to waive your order and give you a permanent coupon."
"Take out my new camera, the camera of the bracelet is not clear!"
……
Shao Daochang had a standard professional smile on his face, and he took gossip steps under his feet, as if he was slow and fast, and broke into the cashier at a lightning speed, and connected the identity bracelet that Yan Hanjiang got to the payment terminal. It was only such a short distance of a few meters, and the clothes on his body were crumpled, and the two goblins sitting on the bag and pretending to be dolls would have been snatched away if they hadn't been dragged tightly.
There were also people who wanted to rob Teacher Shen, but they were all beaten away by his mouth.
After drawing the cards, they were pressed tightly in front of the cash register by a human wall, and more and more people outside received the news and poured into the store, with bracelet cameras and stereoscopic imagers on their heads, so that he was full of light and couldn't open his eyes.
Fortunately, there are not many people, and there are only a few people who are really in front of him...... Shao Daochang blocked his eyes with the back of his hand, took a deep breath, and said in a low voice: "Hurry up, two seniors, I have to run." ”
He pulled out his schoolbag from the crowd and put it under his armpit, and as soon as his right hand was propped up on the table, the person spun lightly in the air and jumped out of the restaurant by the hands of onlookers.
There are still people outside the gate who hear the news, but the crowd is not so dense, and it is easier to break out. The people in this world are in relatively good physical condition, and their movements are flexible and powerful, but most of them look at his face when they look at him, and their reactions are a little slower than him, and by the time they remember to stretch out their hands, Shao Zongyan has already squeezed out of the crowd and disappeared into the wide road.
The reporters who came from behind did not give up, and chased them in the direction of their escape. Shao Zongyan climbed to the top of the signal tower next to the road, hid in the antenna bush and watched the flow of people and vehicles below, and explained to his chest: "When I was doing rescue in this world, the client took a picture of the scene and put it on the Internet, and many people watched the video at that time. The Cong Fairy of the Thousand Mirage Pavilion felt that my popularity was high, so they asked me to sell them as a consignment. But who would have thought that these people would be so crazy? When I first started selling clients, people chased me so hard that I didn't even dare to enter the city, and I hid in an abandoned factory for a long time, but Brother Yan made me smaller and rented a house when I went back. ”
Qingjing was also touched and dragged by many people as a toy just now, and he also said with palpitations: "The last time I let people chase like this, I was still filming in Xiaoqian World, and when people were treated as female snakes who could give birth, it was really not easy for you to ......."
Teacher Shen landed on the receiving line cast into a tree branch next to him, and comforted sympathetically: "This is the price that celebrities have to pay, just get used to it." Let's find a place with few people and take a picture of your usual work status...... It's okay if the other party doesn't have a fairy fate, just sell a round light and go out. ”
The four of them squatted on the tower for a while, and waited until all the people chasing the stars below had dispersed before jumping down and walking towards the suburbs. Fortunately, it was a working day after all, and the street was much quieter after lunchtime, Shao Daochang touched a pair of sunglasses and put them on, and flew along the long street for a while, and finally saw a young man walking alone on the side of the road. The man was carrying a large travel bag, looking left and right with curiosity on his face, as if he had come here to travel, maybe not like the locals who were crazy about chasing stars.
It was also by chance that he got close to that person, and the jade slip on his body lit up, which shows that the person has a fairy fate.
Teacher Shen whispered in his ear: "The four of us are all staff members and family members of the Ten Thousand Immortal League, and you can find it with your thoughts, and if you don't have an immortal fate, you also meet an immortal fate." ”
Shao Daochang was also very satisfied with this candidate, and approached him in a low-key manner, took out a game terminal from his bag and held it in front of him, and asked, "This customer, do you want a game?" ”
The customer clenched his waist bag vigilantly, took a few steps back to open the distance, shook his head and said, "Don't, don't ...... anything" When he saw the face wearing sunglasses clearly, his "no" became "yes", and the hand holding the bag also opened, reaching out to shake the hand holding the client.
As a result, what he touched was not a soft human hand, but a ** cold game end, and the whole person was suddenly stunned, and his soul had fallen into the login interface.
It's done!
Shao Daochang immediately took out the scale, quickly aimed his mouthpiece at the golden wire of luck wrapped around his body, and smoked a piece of bargaining. After putting away the scales, he waved his sleeves, left the customer who was still holding the client in a daze, and walked out a few miles briskly.
There was no shadow of the person, and the voice of the golden crow came from the shoulder: "Okay, this part is finished, go around others and try to sell a few copies of Yuanguang." ”
Shao Zongyan's body stiffened, and then he remembered that he didn't come out to sell things, but to pose for photos! It's all because he charged too easily, forgetting that there were still people on his body to follow him, and he put out the set that he usually bought and sold!