Chapter 1126: It's all nonsense

Witnessing his own guess, Gong Changji patted his thigh and laughed. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"This problem is troublesome, the husband and wife can't share the same bed, you can't let the wife sleep in separate beds every night like a concubine has done everything, right? Pull your wife down to the status of a concubine, and with her white temper, she will definitely chop you. ”

"Don't you just gloat, what's the remedy?"

"I don't know this, I've been sleeping well since I was a child, and I don't have this problem. But just how bad is your sleep? When Bai Ko first learned art, a room of people slept in a large bunk, her tolerance should be very high, how bad is your sleeping appearance to make her unbearable? ”

Gu Yun scratched the back of his head, and stopped talking.

"If you have something to say, just say it, don't hold it back, there is no good advice to mislead me."

"You just want to know how ugly I am."

"That's right." Gong Changji nodded shamelessly, "It's been a long time since I've seen your jokes, you make me laugh enough first, and I'll help you come up with ideas." ”

"Phew, you said you have been sleeping since childhood, what can you do?"

"Oh, there are always more ways than problems, hurry up, hurry up, what's wrong with you, let me listen to it, let me laugh for a while."

"I'm ......," Gu Yun licked his lips, "You are not allowed to laugh too hard after listening to it." ”

The palace chief stretched his neck and tried to make a serious appearance.

"I'm starting to imagine your sleep at the worst possible level. Say, no matter how bad it is, I can bear it, it's a big deal to kick people out of bed, you dominate alone, I heard the princess say that Bai Ko's bed is a double bed, no matter how domineering Bai Ko is, you should still be able to sleep next to the bed, right? ”

Gu Yun was even more bitter.

Gong Changji was stunned.

"White Ko got out of bed? Can you squeeze someone out of bed with a nap? I can't see it during the day, I think you are gentle and elegant, it turns out that you are a domineering person in bed? Amazing hey! ”

"Look, you're starting to laugh at me."

"You make me laugh enough first, and I'll give you ideas."

Gu Yun supported his chin with one hand, and watched the palace chief rub his legs with a smile.

"Have you laughed enough?"

"How did she react when you squeezed Bai Ko out of bed?"

"What can be the reaction? Change sides and go to bed and continue to sleep. ”

"And then? Did you wake up peacefully? ”

Then ......" Gu Yun's hand touched the back of his neck again.

Gong Changji was already dumbfounded.

"She got into bed from the other side, and you rolled over and squeezed her down again? You two slept very well this afternoon, huh? ”

"When did I say it's a nap?"

"Not a nap? Didn't you spend a day at the White Colony's house? Gong Changji frowned slightly, "When did you pass?" Is it early in the morning? Sleeping in her bed? You're so good that you can get into the girl's boudoir! ”

"Oops, can you not interrupt? That's what it is, anyway! ”

"Tell me honestly, how many times was Bai Ko squeezed out of bed by you?"

"You don't believe these two times?"

"As far as my instinct goes, I don't really believe you, you let people fall twice in a nap, and you two slept all afternoon? I don't think it's possible, with Bai Ko by your side, you will sleep like this? It was almost ...... to spend the night in the evening."

As he spoke, Palace Chief's eyes lit up as he spoke, and his finger pointed at Gu Yun.

"You tell me honestly! Where did you spend the night last night? Don't try to make up nonsense, if it's true or not, I'll find out tomorrow when I ask! ”

"Alright, alright! Count you smart and let you guess. ”

"Guessed? Did you really spend the night at White's house? You're not going to socialize? Didn't make it? ”

"The owner of the treat was injured in an accident, and the little proprietor came to apologize, although he still invited us to play, but I withdrew as soon as I heard that I didn't talk about business."

"Oooh oh!! It's terrible, it's terrible, the little kid has grown up?! ”

"Nope! Don't think I'm so dirty, I'm a gentleman! ”

"Uh-huh, a righteous gentleman, squeeze the girl out of bed, you sleeping appearance, Bai Ko didn't chop you?"

"If she had a knife in her hand at the time, she probably would have cut it down."

"Well deserved!"

"I know! You don't need to say it! ”

"Did you really only fall twice?"

Gu Yun pouted.

Gong Changji was so shocked that he almost picked up the tea bowl in his hand and smashed it over.

"You're still alive, and I'm sure Bai Ko must really like you."

"I thought so, too." Gu Yun showed a deeply approving expression.

"Less smug! It is estimated that she knew that you were not sleeping well when you climbed into her bed before, so now she finds all kinds of excuses and doesn't want to marry you, and she is talking about a bunch of crooked reasoning, it turns out that the real truth is here! ”

"Can you not praise her and solve my serious problem first?"

"You can't easily change this problem, it's useless to tie you to sleep, no one can stand you if you roll back and forth, but you can't be tied to the bed every night before going to bed like torture, right? That will make your limbs and blood flow poorly, and if you tie up the blood, your limbs will be finished. ”

"What then?"

"You two don't have a wedding date, do you?"

"Of course not! Weight and sleeping appearance, both have to be changed! If you don't change it, you can't talk about anything else! ”

"Then there's time to toss slowly."

"How?"

"If I taught you something useful, how would you thank me?"

"Hey, it's really useful."

"It must be useful, but it is time-consuming."

"You speak first."

"It's very simple, put a bowl of water next to you before you go to bed, it's your business to turn over the bowl in the middle of the night and sleep uncomfortably, if you are not afraid of drying the bedding every day and being rumored by the family that you have bad kidneys and wet the bed every night, you can not care."

"Really useful?"

"You can know if you try it for a month, the human body is amazing."

"Okay, then I'll try this month."

"I taught you, how can you thank me?"

"Where are you going to eat tomorrow at noon?"

"If it's okay, of course it's at the restaurant."

"I'll give you a little bit of food."

"Huh?!"

"It's not made of white koa, but you can't eat it, right?"

"Eat! Of course! Does White Kom really care about your diet? ”

"The menu is written in the morning and evening, and her family will deliver the meal at noon, I must be thin this time, don't call me to socialize if I have nothing to do, I can push everything I can, and now marrying a daughter-in-law is the top priority."

"It's mid-autumn soon, how do you hide from the festival?"

"It's okay, when I have a meeting and tell Bai Ko in advance, she will make temporary arrangements. This used to be like this, how good my figure was at that time, and I was still the first son of the capital. Gu Yun was extremely emotional, nostalgic for the good old days.

"Do you want to be the first son again?"

"Isn't that right? King Qing is going to the south, and as soon as he leaves, the first son of the capital will have to be me. ”

"That's a shame." The palace chief Ji couldn't get used to Gu Yun's villain's current face, and he sincerely wanted to hit him again, "Since it comes to King Qing, he doesn't fight Bai Ko's idea?" ”

Gu Yun's proud face turned black in an instant, and Gong Changji was so frightened by his change of face that he didn't squeak all of a sudden.