Seeing Yang An on the field again, Li Yuxuan's palms were about to swell, and Li Feichuan and Zhao Ang next to him smiled for Bo Beauty, and also applauded, no one thought that Mu Jianmin, who usually looked high, actually put his fingers in his mouth and blew it, still with the highest difficulty of rotating undulating tones, and Su Hui was also happy to fall aside. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

It can be seen that whether a person is happy or not has nothing to do with how many assets he has, the most important thing is his mood!

Su Hui reminded: "Listen carefully! Yang An is definitely going to talk about cross talk, this is a rare opportunity! ”

Everyone calmed down and watched Yang An greet the two teachers on the stage.

At this time, the staff sent a high-pitch microphone stand, placed on the side of the teasing, the three of them stand, this position is interesting, Yang An on the far left, Cao Shulin can be teased in the middle, and even Hou Jian on the right side of the station can be squeezed out at any time, and like the previous cross talk shows, he deliberately bullied honest people.

Yang An introduced himself: "Although everyone is no stranger to me, according to the rules, I still have to introduce myself, my name is Yang An, a primary school student in the cross talk industry, a newcomer, begging for a life in Baodi." If it is not good, please bear with me and be accommodating! ”

After the audience gave goodwill applause, Cao Shulin began to ask: "Just now, a young man ordered a song and wanted to listen to "Five Watches", come, you can sing one for everyone!" ”

Yang An was startled, covered his mouth in surprise, and asked awkwardly, "Who?" Who wants to listen to "Five Watches"? Master, can this song be sung here? ”

Cao Shulin waved his hand: "What can't be sung?" Today's program won't be broadcast live on the TV station, at most, it is the exclusive purchase of network broadcast rights of Tomato Video Network, if you really can't pass, just cut you, right? ”

"Yes!"

The audience laughed and heckled collectively, why? Because Yang An appeared on stage publicly for the first time, and after singing the first four sentences of "Five Watches", he was a martial apprentice, and he took the opportunity to slip down and escape.

Later, at Yang An's wedding scene, a group of people in the entertainment industry made trouble in the cave room and forced Yang An to sing "Five Watches", but he refused to sing it in secret, deliberately delaying until he said that he would wait for the child to pass his first birthday, and promised to sing it when he was over, but when he was over the first birthday, no one remembered it in the end.

So until today, it's been four years!

One trick is fresh, eat all over the world, this is no longer effective, the debt owed when you were young will have to be repaid sooner or later!

Yang An was stimulated by the boos, pointed to the audience and asked, "Which song is it?" You stand up, I promise not to kill you! ”

No one in the audience stood up, the coaxing young man held his hands on his chest, shook his head with a smile, Cao Shulin asked in shock: "Young man, I support you, don't bow to the evil forces!" ”

Taking advantage of the young man's lack of reaction, Yang An hurriedly made a final decision: "Okay!" No one said this, so I'll talk about something else, five years ago, when Lin Yunshe was still in the old place, I was preparing for "Happy Comedian", and I came to the door and wanted to borrow a cross talk team. At that time, when I saw Lin Yunshe's appearance, my heart was cold. ”

Cao Shulin asked, "What do you say?" ”

Yang An said: "The hall is small, there are only two or three hundred people at most, there are few customers, the tickets are cheap, a ticket costs fifteen yuan, even if it is full of three hundred people, it is only four or five thousand yuan for a performance!" There are so many people in Lin Yun Club, and there are seven or eight young men in the background waiting to be fed, and Teacher Cao is desperately making money outside during the day, and he has to kneel on the washboard to wash the clothes for the apprentices at night......"

The last time Cao Shulin participated in "Super Change", because of the joke of the washboard, it became a hit on the Internet, and now the stalk of the washboard was suddenly thrown out, and all the people who are familiar with Lin Yunshe laughed.

Cao Shulin pushed him hard, rolled up his sleeves and planned to beat people, and said angrily: "Still washboard? I haven't settled the account with you yet! ”

Hou Jian hurriedly hugged Cao Shulin, kept comforting, and Yang An, who was so frightened that he avoided the side, also walked back with a smile, apologized again and again, and continued the topic just now: "Teacher Cao Teacher Hou, you two still remember, I said at the time that I would talk about cross talk, you two don't believe it, and let me go to the front desk to perform?" ”

The two nodded, this is artistic processing, the fact is that Yang An only performed a short segment on the spot.

Yang An said: "Like today, hundreds of people came to the audience, and we were very happy to listen to our Lin Yun Club's cross talk." At that time, when I went on the stage of the old theater of Lin Yunshe, I was thinking, this is the first time I have taken the stage to talk about cross talk, and I don't want to have 300 people sitting in the audience, even if there are only ten audiences, I have to perform for them. If there were only five audiences, I would have to do the same, but if there was only one audience, I wouldn't be able to perform! ”

Cao Shulin was curious: "Why?" Why can't you perform with just one audience? ”

Yang An said seriously: "What do you think, what if the audience has a request?" ”

Hou Jian was surprised: "What other requirements do you have for listening to cross talk?" ”

Yang An sighed: "Can't there be requirements for those who listen to cross talk?" Isn't it everybody? Audience friends, think about it yourself, if there were me and Teacher Hou standing on the stage, and you listening to cross talk alone, would you have any ideas? For example, the two of you on the stage, don't talk about it first, let's play and fight the landlord! Do you say to fight or not to fight? ”

The audience laughed, how could anyone make such a request? Running Lin Yun Club to listen to cross talk, Nima said to the cross talk actor to fight the landlord? Lack of heart eyes, this is!

Cao Shulin scolded with a smile: "What are you talking about? There are obviously us on the stage! ”

Yang An smiled proudly, with a cute and cute expression, happily learned the tone of the audience, and said: "Three, don't talk about cross talk, let's play mahjong for the four of us!" This person is definitely Wang Han! ”

Hahahaha!

The audience laughed, the boss of the Tiantian brothers was shabu again, Wang Han's love to play mahjong is known all over the world, but I am afraid that there are few people who dare to ridicule him.

Yang An continued to ask: "Do you say we fight or not?" Do you know how old he is? Does he play Yuedong Mahjong or Treasure Island Mahjong? How much does it cost? ”

Seeing that the more he talked, the more outrageous he became, Cao Shulin scolded: "No such requirement!" The audience who listens to cross talk will never ask to play mahjong! ”

Yang An did not give up and continued: "Okay, even if this request is unreasonable, then he makes a reasonable request. Two, ah no, three, don't talk about cross talk yet, I'll go to the toilet. Mr. Cao, did you let him go? ”

Cao Shulin and Hou Jian glanced at each other and hesitated.

The audience began to chuckle, this request is very reasonable, the audience does not go to the toilet, it is completely his freedom.

Yang An asked: "Okay, he went to the toilet, in the hall of Lin Yun Club of Nuoda, there is no one under the stage, who are we talking about cross talk?" Do you want him to go first, and then wait for him to come back? Then the audience is still happy, yo, Lin Yunshe is really kind, go to the toilet, and it comes with a pause function? ”

The audience applauded desperately, laughed, and the picture Yang An said came out of their heads, which was really funny!

Cao Shulin and Hou Jian couldn't refute it, Yang An was energetic, squinted his eyes, and asked: "In case this audience has a stomach upset and goes to the toilet every once in a while, let's pause once we go, it's not a matter to pause like this all the time, when is it a head, right?" The audience is also very considerate and continues to make demands, don't pause the three of you, can you follow me? Do you think we're going or not? ”

Poofha......

The audience burst into tears and laughed, this Yang An is too lacking in morality, in order to make up so many unreasonable demands, he tortured this audience hard, and even came out with a stomach!

Cao Shulin and Hou Jian finally couldn't help it, Cao Shulin shouted, "That is the father, right?" ”

Hou Jian shouted: "Go! Let's stand in the toilet and talk to him! ”

Yang An looked at the audience and asked, "Friends, you say, should we go?" ”

As soon as she finished speaking, a female audience member shouted loudly and answered: "Go! ”

The three people on the stage were obviously stunned, and Yang An waved to the two of them embarrassedly: "People want to go to the toilet, let's follow her!" ”

Cao Shulin laughed and pulled Yang An, who was about to leave, back: "Don't go, she wants to go to the women's toilet!" ”

Hou Jian also laughed: "Don't raise the bar, you kid!" The one you're talking about is a male audience, it's a man! ”

The audience erupted in earth-shattering laughter, many people were laughing and wiping their tears, this Yang An, he is really taboo in meat and vegetarian, and he dares to say anything!

The coaxing female audience was also funny, supported by the people around her, laughing and lying on the shoulders of the people next to her, no one thought that Yang An would respond so quickly, it was so funny!

Yang An was pulled back, sorted out, and said, "Okay, just treat him as a male audience!" He went to the bathroom, and we went. People solve the problem of personal hygiene in the toilet, let's stand outside the door, continue to talk about cross talk there, you say, people heard it inside, happy or unhappy? In case he leans forward and closes his back, and he doesn't squat down and falls into the pit, who are we going to pull him? ”

What a poor audience...... I'm afraid this audience is really going to be played bad by Yang An today, not to mention the stomach trouble, and he will fall into the pit...... The audience now only knows how to laugh.

Cao Shulin shook his head and said, "This is impossible!" ”

Yang An pointed to the audience: "How is it impossible, you look at the audience, so many people are laughing forward and backward, and the plate is unstable!" ”

Sigh~~~~

The audience at the scene is about to go crazy, they have played the cross talk male audience, and now they are playing with the audience at their scene, and the laughter will definitely not stop today.

Hou Jian hurriedly pulled him: "Don't talk nonsense, now any toilet is a toilet or squatting toilet, and that kind of old-fashioned thatched house is almost gone." ”

Yang An didn't speak, but lowered his head, raised one foot, and glanced at the sole of his shoe.

Hahaha!

Many viewers reacted, Yang An was saying, "You can't fall down, right?" So what if you step on a foot of? ”

I didn't say this, Yang An was subtle, but at this moment, I can only understand that it is unspeakable, the joke generated by this action is no worse than saying it, and it sounds at least not literal ", pee, fart", more funny.

Yang An said: "Okay, just wait for him to fall in, no one will save him anyway." Let's go back, and there's another audience......"

Burst!

One in the toilet, another one?

Do the audience of Lin Yun Club have any blood feud with you? Everyone in the audience cheered up and booed, hoping that Yang An would come up with some bad idea and die again! (To be continued.) )