Tracy, the mother of the star, is really willing to spend her blood, and also invited a music teacher, Wang Bang has seen it a few times, and finally has the opportunity to meet this female teacher today, walking together on the lakeside of the lakeside flower town, this is on the way to the gate of the community, the music teacher plans to take Mr. Wang's car home.

Hehe, at this time, the music teacher didn't know what kind of car this "car" was.

The music teacher is not a bright color, but it is also a little fresh, and Wang Fang has a certain impression of it.

"Are you...... Science teacher? The music teacher opened the conversation.

Wang Fang nodded: "Well, I majored in biology, and I graduated from Recheng Division." My surname is Wang, are you Teacher Tan? ”

The music teacher smiled slightly: "Yes, but just because you read it right doesn't mean you got it right, it's actually calm and light when you write it, can't you think of it?" ”

Wang Zhan: "I can't imagine it, it's so cultured." Such a good surname, no matter what name it is, it's very good. ”

Teacher Tan's expression seemed to enjoy his name, and said, "It's a pity that it's not really indifferent to fame and fortune, but it just looks a little interesting." ”

Then fulfill her, Wang Bang asked, "Then what is your name?" ”

Teacher Dan: "Elegant, elegant, elegant." ”

Wang Fang: "Emma, it's really a good name, it's a good year." ”

Teacher Dan scolded with a smile: "I hate it! ”

Wang Bang was stunned: "Your reaction to the joke is so fast, I thought you had to be stunned for a moment before you woke up, girls are really communicative animals, and they are extremely sensitive to language." ”

Dan Zhiya: "That's not enough to catch up with your joke, of course, this doesn't seem to be a joke." ”

Wang Zhan: "Oh, no, it should be regarded as shaking wit, I often shake wit on Zhihu, and I am also a ...... Hehe, if you just said that, I must have thought you were the one I used to shake my wit, but it's not bad. ”

Dan Zhiya: "Uh...... I'm sorry, I didn't understand, what do you know......"

Wang Fang: "It is a website, a site based on the theory of cognitive surplus. ”

Tan Zhiya rolled her eyes cutely: "Don't say anything too professional, Teacher Wang." ”

Wang Zhan: "I deliberately said a noun, it looks amazing, to see if I can arouse the interest of others, is it easy for us to be science teachers?" Hey, have you ever heard of a science teacher before? It seems to be a word invented by Tracy. Heck, this little lake has such a nice view, why don't we sit next to it, if it's not urgent. ”

"Hmm." Tanzhiya agreed.

On the bench, two people who had just spoken a few words sat on the left and on the right.

The breeze blew and the sunset turned their faces the color of peach blossoms.

"Why don't you speak?" Tan Zhiya complained softly.

Wang Bang: "Blowing a little breeze, it's so comfortable, I'm too lazy to speak." And...... I'm afraid that talking too much will break the atmosphere of this life. In case I don't say a word well, let me know something I shouldn't know about Teacher Dan, wouldn't it be burning the piano and cooking cranes? ”

Dan Zhiya: "Yes, yes, we should make an appointment, don't ask too much." But something out of tune can be said, hee. ”

Wang Fang: "Hmm...... Do you know how to compose? ”

Dan Zhiya: "Well, it's hard to say, I've tried, but I'm not satisfied." Don't be on the road. ”

Wang Fang: "Oh...... Gang Barre. So which song do you think this little lake resembles? Or which BGM? ”

Tan Zhiya: "That's a good question!" ”

She lowered her eyebrows and thought for a moment, then hummed softly:

Heart Lake rain and wind

Hey~~hey~~

There is a lot of preoccupation

Just waiting for this day

Just waiting for you to show your face

Heaven does not give this fate

Still in love

Day after day, look forward to it, and look forward to it, with duckweed

Who can pity me for this love?

Night dreams, dreams, just for you

Take only one scoop of weak water to drink

……

actually sang the episode "Heart Lake Rain and Wind" from "The Legend of the New White Lady", this sister is too funny.

Wang Bang suddenly remembered something, couldn't help laughing, and recited a poem seriously: Only take one of the three thousand weak water and scoop~

Dan Zhiya laughed, couldn't bear it, slapped the right shoulder of the prodigal in the middle of the melon palm with five poisons, and coquettishly said the mantra she had just said once, "Hate!" "If I stay with this prodigal for a little longer, I'm afraid I'll really have to set up such a disgraceful mantra.

Wang Fang laughed heartily and said, "Clam clam clam!" You're the one who came first, okay? The legend of the New White Lady has long been played bad by netizens, as soon as you sing this song, countless pictures come to me, and I can't help but rush with countless Guo Degang in my mind. ”

Dan Zhiya: "Hey, aren't there 10,000 grass and mud horses running through my heart?" ”

Wang Zhan: "I'm talking nonsense, you can actually understand my intentions, amazing." ”

Dan Zhiya: "Alas, yes, three thousand weak water, only one scoop is funny, that is the master of Deyun." ”

Wang Fang: "No, there are others, what's that, Miao Fu Wang Sheng's voice is also quite amused." Deyun's class master is an ethicist, Miao Fu Wang Sheng likes to be uneducated, and Mr. Miao performs a very good image of an uneducated but studying hard, making progress every day, and also likes to talk about it. ”

Dan Zhiya: "Really? Then I'll have to go back and see. Mr. Wang, let's add WeChat. ”

Wang Fang naturally took out his copycat iPhone and turned each other off smoothly.

Dan Zhiya saw the name of the "six-eared macaque" and asked curiously: "What is a six-eared macaque?" ”

Wang Fang: "It's the copycat Monkey King, you see, my iPhone is a copycat, with a copycat Wukong, isn't it a good match?" ”

Dan Zhiya: "Teacher Wang lives a really funny life, there are people everywhere!" ”

Wang Bang: "It's good, in fact, it's used to show the audience's IQ superiority, and people who are uneducated will be laughed at, how good it is, encourage everyone to be educated, which seems to be a little higher than the ethics of the Deyun class master." Ethics is to reduce the identity of Teacher Yu, which is to encourage everyone to be optimistic about their daughter-in-law? It doesn't seem to have any social value, of course, being able to amuse is to create zào value, the job of cross talk. ”

Dan Zhiya: "Yes, too." Be optimistic about your daughter-in-law, this is to warn everyone to take care of your family, don't be busy with business, and don't go home for three or five years, otherwise Mr. Yu's father will become Mr. Wang! Family is important, and it's in line with universal values. Eh, you...... Oops, I still ...... if I don't ask. Do you want to ask? ”

Wang Zhan: "Just ask if you have anything, don't suffocate it." ”

Dan Zhiya: "Hehe, you...... You have a daughter-in-law, right? ”

Wang Zhan: "Yes...... There was a time when I had an opportunity to have a daughter-in-law, but I didn't take it. So ......"

He observed the expression of the light elegance carefully, and found that after hearing the "yes", there were waves, and after the turn of the gods, he saw the ripples of the heart lake again.

The sunset is too red to see more.

Dan Zhiya: "You are very good, how can you ......"

Wang Fang smiled: "Do you know how to sing "Red Teahouse"? ”

Dan Zhiya seemed to forget the problem in an instant, and excited: "It will be a da!" ”

The black tea house is crowded with couples early

According to the words of love, I didn't feel bored

With you, secretly like, love to be piled up

You're surrounded by a couple

……

The music teacher is amazing, Wang Fang feels that he has made a lot of money, this kind of live singing, the standard is not bad, and the tickets have to be charged a lot, not to mention the one-on-one performance.

Wang Zhan: "Eh, you seem to be missing a narrator. Remember the narrator? ”

Tan Zhiya nodded: "A, huh?"

your girlfriend!

Don't you have a girlfriend? Don't believe me!

No reason to fight! How are you!

It's going to make people think of you!"

Tan Zhiya thought that he couldn't understand Cantonese, but Wang Fang also corrected one of her pronunciations.

Teacher Tan happily accepted the correction.

Before they knew it, they had a pleasant time on the bench by the lake, and as night fell, it was time for them to break up.

Wang Zhan: "It's dark. ”

Tanzhiya: "Hmm. ”

Wang Zhan: "Then that's all for today, I'll go to Walmart to buy bananas." ”

Dan Zhiya: "Okay! Why go to Walmart specifically to buy bananas? ”

Wang Fang: "I usually go to the Xinbai supermarket near my house to buy vegetables, because the taro doughnuts there are delicious!" If you buy bananas, go to Walmart, where the bananas are delicious and beautiful, maybe they are purchased from all over the world, I don't know. Haven't you bought it? ”

Dan Zhiya: "Uh...... I hadn't paid attention to it before, but I decided to take a special trip and give you a ride. ”

On the way, Wang Bang hinted at her: "My car is a battery car." ”

Dan Zhiya disagreed: "Could it be Tesla?" ”

Wang Fang: "Hehe. Look at what you said. ”

The show started, and sure enough, Tan Zhiya's reaction when she saw the rouge Yanma was - Watt.

Light elegance: "This ......"

Wang Fang: "What? Will tricycles make us friends? ”

Dan Zhiya: "No, no! It's good, it's a good feeling! ”

Wang Fang: "You have something to say!" Reminds me of the Sino-Japanese Treaty of Amity in Shimonoseki. ”

Tan Zhiya rolled her eyes: "Whatever you think, the head grows on your head, right?" ”

Seeing Dan Zhiya fall into the cold, Wang Fang was angry and said, "I can also sing." ”

Tan Zhiya: "Oh? ”

Wang Bang started singing:

The wild geese came back and bloomed again, and my sister thought of someone in my heart. The grass on the hillside is yellow and green, and I am waiting for you for another year, sister. Morning glory blooms at night, brother I have a little secret. The sun rises and shines on the earth, and I can see it clearly, and I can see you. Shandandan blushed with shame, brother, what do you want me to tell you? Sima Guang smashed the cylinder and went out to tell you and me. In the dark night, the crescent moon tooth hid and plopped into his brother's arms. The clouds are shadowed by the wind

Friends.