Text Mushroom cool, how to go to the harem

"Big big brother, I, I, how do I feel someone, flew over. ”

"Don't make trouble, how can people fly, besides, this is the palace, over this wall, but it's the harem, understand no, in the forbidden area, you have to shoot down a male fly!"

Syllable!

"Hey, what are you doing, you don't want to do it!

"Big brother, you, you have a fly on your face。。。。。。 ”

"Get out of the way, alas, you shameless still beat me, and hit me on the head, if you hadn't practiced iron head skills since childhood, you could have given me a concussion this time。。。。。。 I'm so angry, don't do it!"

"Big brother, I'm ,,,,,,"

"You, you, you, what are you, you stammer, now I know that I apologize, what do you need a cook to apologize for! Don't come with me, it's useless!"

"No, no, no, big brother, you, you, you, behind, there are people!"

Before the eldest brother turned around, he fell down and fainted, Lu Lan rubbed his hands, and said to himself, Mom's head is really hardcore, and he didn't get stunned when he just took the bricks, so he used a Lingxi finger to penetrate the acupuncture points, and then got up and looked up at the little stammer.

"Say, you。。。。。。 ”

"You, you, you, you, you stunned my eldest brother, I, I, I told you, I won't let you go, you, you, you let me go, no, no, nothing, I didn't see your face, you can't kill me, I'm dizzy. "Pick up the bricks, bang, faint.

"Hey, I haven't asked the harem yet!"

Lu Lan learned about this secret treasure through the underground intelligence network, and it was not in the national treasure house, but in the queen mother of the harem, because of its gorgeous appearance and golden light, it was placed in the grace hall as a display.

"I've been to the palace many times, and it's the first time I've come to the harem, so why don't you go, this room is lit up, go in and ask for directions. Lu Lan completely forgot his identity as a thief, and walked around the palace as if he were visiting the back garden. Seeing that the light was still flashing in a small palace, he pushed the door and entered.

I saw a young woman reading at night, looking fascinated, but pink cheeks, it was the "West Chamber", the girl in the boudoir is very yearning for the outside world, and there is still a trace of shyness in the hazy love between men and women, but at this moment, a rather handsome man pushed the door in, showing his charm.

Xiaosheng disturbed the girl's rest, but dared to ask the harem queen mother how to leave the dormitory. Lu Lan asked a little politely, without losing his demeanor, as if he was not a person who broke into the boudoir at night, but just a passerby.

"Huh?" The woman was stunned and in an uproar, this routine is not right, are you here to ask for directions, or to find the queen mother, this taste is not a little bit heavy.

"Who are you, dare to trespass on the palace, believe it or not, Princess Ben asked the Ouchi guards to take you down!" The woman frowned, gritted her teeth, and wanted to eat his unbeatable weapon.

No, I'm just here to ask for directions, why is this little mushroom cold, Lu Lan wondered. With my many years of experience in the love field, this is jealousy, where does the vinegar come from? . .

Lu Lan looked back at the books on the table, and suddenly realized, this is Sichun, a handsome man came in at such a moment, but asked the Queen Mother how to go, I can't stand Emma's taste.

"Xiaosheng Lu Lan, because there is something left in the Queen Mother's grace hall, I came here, but I don't know the road, I passed by Guibao and came to ask"

"Hmph, the harem is what you said you would pass by, fortunately you met this princess, if you met any concubine, you would have been arrested. Oops, you should hurry up."

Lu Lan rolled her eyes, turned around and left, but observed the princess with her spiritual sense, directly stomped her feet angrily, muttered about the lump of wood, and then turned around and pounced, pressed one hand on the table, and slammed the princess on the table.

"You, you, what are you doing, you let go of me!"

Hmph, Lu Lan let go of her hand, took a few steps back, and saw that in just a few seconds, the princess went from surprise to joy to regret, so that she became angry and stretched out her hand to fan Lu Lan.

"Princess, it's Xiaosheng who is wrong, Xiaosheng fell in love with the princess at first sight, and he was reluctant to leave, and after thinking twice, he did such a dirty thing, thinking that the princess was handsome and generous, gentle and elegant, and would definitely forgive Xiaosheng, and please forgive the sin. β€œ

"You, you,,,, you say it again"

"I said I was so confident in our future that I would fall in love with you, tease you, and protect you to the death. ”

The little princess's face is like a red apple, such words have never been heard even in the book, it is very warm, the princess who has never been out of the main gate has a haze about love, Lu Lan took it into her arms and cared for her, so that 10,000 words are omitted here.

"Arashi, are you leaving?"

"Yue'er, meeting you is the most beautiful accident, but we can't forget the business, I still have to retrieve the jar. ”

Princess Yue'er pondered for a while, grabbed Lu Lan, and said You are waiting for a while, turned around and went out, and came back in about an hour and got back a package, which contained the secret treasure jar.

"Yue'er, you, how did you get it?"

"My grandmother's dormitory is very strict, and even a fly can't fly in, I'm my grandmother's favorite granddaughter, of course, I want to go in, and then I'm a coquette, No, hehe, isn't this a jar?"

"This, how good is this"

"Oh, this is our token of love, Lan Lang, you must think that I want to come back to see me when I go out!"

Lu Lan had goosebumps on her back, she was really a little girl who was just beginning to fall in love, didn't your mother teach you not to believe the words of the strange Shu, and after thanking her again, she left the palace quickly with a spiritual step.

。。。。。。

At the same time, the cold light of cold weapons flickered outside the dark Hall of Grace, and countless assassins hid in every corner. They are all dressed in black, hiding in all corners, seemingly casually arranged, but in fact they are a strangulation array of heaven and earth.

"Boss, why hasn't Lu Lan come yet, is he not interested in this at all?"

"Fart, just Lu Lan's temperament, I wish I had come over earlier, by the way, did the second group of observation groups find no suspicious characters?"

"The report is in charge, Princess Yue'er entered the dormitory and left in an hour, still holding a package"

"What is she doing here, look at his grandmother, just don't make trouble, everyone obeys the order, they must not leave their positions, believe me, Lu Lan will definitely come tonight!"