Looking for the Pulse of the Mountains 2 - Chelsea

While we were still looking down to discuss the drink, the chief walked in, dressed in white local national costume and wearing a green hat, and seemed to be in a very good mood, and before he could enter the door, he could hear him and the nanny laughing and talking. After entering the door, he saw the three of us sitting on the sofa discussing something, I noticed that when the chief came in, he gestured to Wei Ergou and Wei Yiyun with his eyes, and the three of us stood up and waved hello to the chief who came over, and the chief walked in and bowed to us with his hands folded.

We were still surprised that the chief was so kind to us today, so the chief said, "My Chinese friends, welcome you, please sit down." Thank you for attending my daughter's wedding yesterday and for giving such a valuable gift, and my daughter asked me to thank you on my behalf. ”

"Dear Chief, we are your good friends, yesterday's wedding was the grandest wedding we have ever attended, even in China, there were so many distinguished guests who came yesterday, it can be seen how respected you are, this is an honor for the three of us, we are very grateful for your invitation." I spoke in all kinds of sycophant English, like a subordinate in a drama praising the aristocracy.

"Hahahaha, thank you anyway. By the way, I remember that I didn't send the invitation to the Chinese, only one, Huang, yes, I sent it to Huang. "The chief sat across from the three of us, his huge belly as if he were holding it in his hands.

"We are here to attend the wedding on behalf of Huang, Huang is really unwell and can't come, come to us to take your daughter's wedding." I lied and fabricated that Huang was not feeling well, and the timid chief had the strength to Xiao Huang and did not come to the wedding.

"Oh, isn't Huang okay, isn't it Malali?" The chief asked about Huang Jianjun with great concern, and it can be seen that Huang Jianjun maintained a good relationship with this chief (Malali means malaria, which is English pronunciation).

"Yes, Malali was infected, but it's fine now." I translated the chief's words to Wei Ergou and Wei Yiyun, and Wei Ergou asked me to say that Huang Jianjun had infected Malali, and to put it strictly, so that the chief would not mind if Huang Jianjun did not attend his daughter's wedding.

"That's good, we are not like you in China, Malali is more powerful, and thanks to your Chinese artemisinin, many of our locals have been cured and many of our lives have been saved. By the way, last time my housekeeper said you came to me, don't you know what's going on? "The chief called the nanny to come and pour us a drink, and told us intermittently.

"Chief, it's like this, Huang Jianjun is our good boss, now he supports us to start a business alone, we are ready to open a gold mine too, it turns out that my friend Wei Ergou do you remember, last time he had agreed with you on a piece of mining land, he returned to China for two months, you have already given the mining land to another Chinese, we want to see if there are other mines on your side?" Wei Ergou said as I translated and organized the language to speak to the chief.

"Oh? That's really embarrassing, I remembered, I see that you Chinese all look similar, sorry, I didn't recognize it, are you Dog? The last time you went back for too long, then a young Chinese man named Tom said that you were not coming back, and he introduced a new mine owner, and I signed a mine agreement with him. The chief said as he recalled.

I translated the chief's words to Wei Ergou, and Wei Ergou scolded Ah Feng in a low voice, and then I continued to say to the chief:

"Chief Chief, I understand your decision, and we would like to ask if you have any other mines, and we would be happy to work with you."

"I'm also happy to work with Chinese friends like you, hey, last time TOM introduced that the mine owner had an unpleasant quarrel with the farmers in the mountains, and often farmers came to me to complain, and the police station also came to ask me several times, I was annoyed to death, and I had already asked my assistant to warn TOM." The chief sighed and said, "There is no more proven sand gold mine on my side, and the last one was the last one. ”

I heard a not-so-ideal reply, but before I could explain it to Wei Ergou, the chief stood up and shouted a black name outside. After a while, a tall and thin black man, sixteen or seventeen years old, ran in.

"This is Erica, my son. It's true that the gold placer mine that I have discovered here is gone, but I still have several mountains that I haven't explored, I'm not sure if there is gold in them, if you're interested, you can ask Erica to take you to see it, he knows how to go. 'The chief introduced his son who wore a Chelsea shirt, and it seemed that many of the blacks were Chelsea fans, and the streets were full of blue Chelsea shirts.

I told the chief about Wei Ergou, and Wei Ergou's eyes rolled several times, and I asked me to reply to the chief: "Chief, thank you very much for your support. ”

"Erica, you can talk to Chinese friends, Chinese friends, I'll leave the meeting first, I'm old, I have back pain after sitting for a long time, I'll go to the rest meeting, I'm sorry." The chief stood up and left the living room with his hands folded as he spoke.

"Hello, Erica, I'm glad to see you." I stood up first and shook hands with Erica, and Wei Yiyun and Wei Ergou also stood up and shook hands with him and nodded.

"Please all sit down, my father asked me to show you the mountain, don't worry." This black lad spoke simply and clearly.

'I'm also a Chelsea fan, Drogba, Ramirez, Essien, Mikel. Wei Yiyun asked me to translate these words to him, saying that it was closer.

"Oh, really? Look at Drogba behind me" Erica showed me the name of the jersey behind him, and No. 11 Drogba was printed on the back, Wei Yiyun This guy is quite knowledgeable about the relationship, wedding etiquette and customs, this time he pulled football to get closer to the relationship, I used to think that he spoke vulgarly with a little philosophy, but I didn't expect that there was a lot of finesse, and he knew how to deal with interpersonal relationships.

"Yes, Drogba, I also like Chelsea's Drogba the most, it's so strong!" I have been constantly acting as a translator for the communication between Arija and Wei Yiyun.

Wei Ergou sounded a little bored, and asked Erica if he smoked, Erica said that he could try, and Ergou pulled out a Yuxi cigarette for him, and also gave one to Wei Yiyun, Wei Yiyun used a lighter to help Erica light it, and the three of them continued to chat while smoking. After chatting, Wei Yiyun used his broken English to communicate directly with Erica, constantly waving names, Eto'o, Alexander Song, in short, using one African star after another to discuss with Erica, and stood up and imitated kicking football with his feet. Erica was amused, and asked the nanny to bring in a soccer ball, and he also performed a juggling ball for us to see, which was really powerful, and I also shot a video at the time. The African's sense of rhythm is really good, there is nothing to say, when he is juggling the ball, there is a rock song on the TV, he is almost stepping on the rock tune on the mat of the football, swinging and swinging, writhing his ass from time to time, looking very funny, but the ball is like acrobatics by him from the toes upside down on the head, back, chest, knees, thighs, and even the crotch

Wei Yiyun also lifted his trouser legs and performed his stunt, spun around the ball in the air. Now he is very happy to see Erica, and he must let Wei Yiyun teach him this trick. The other one of us watched them play for more than an hour like two football fools who strayed into the football field.