Chapter 30: Manifestation
It is often your enemies who know you best.
Liu Renna has been taught by Lin Dong many times to be a man, and she has been killed again and again to the point that she has lost her armor, so she naturally knows Lin Dong very well.
was ordered by Liu Renna to play the boss, and equipped with a legendary god costume such as a tear gas stick, the combat power of the little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon skyrocketed by several levels, and Lin Dong was cleaned up.
"Please don't cry, didn't I already promise you?" Lin Dong was the most annoying woman crying, gritted her teeth, and had to give up the special benefits of the little chef, "This poached egg is also for you, it's okay." ”
"I, neither do I, don't want to cry; But I can't stop, I can't stop. Woo woo woo~" Park Ji Yeon was in tears as she nibbled on poached eggs, and she was still eyeing Lin Dong's instant noodles.
"What?" Lin Dong was frightened, he had heard laughing and crying, standing and crying, but he had never heard of a cow eating and crying.
Han Enjing, who was paralyzed on the sofa and closed her eyes to recuperate, suddenly jumped up, and rushed into the kitchen with her long legs in three or two steps, snatched the rag in the hand of the little chef, and turned around to "Bang!" The one hit Park Ji-yeon in the face accurately.
"Wipe it, and if you make me sleep again, you will confiscate the snacks you hidden!"
After Han Enjing finished speaking, he squatted back on the sofa again, as if he had never gotten up. If you don't move, you are like a crazy rabbit, and "Brother Jing" is like a kung fu panda.
The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon didn't care whether to wipe the bowl cloth or the foot cloth, and picked up the wet towel and wiped his eyes vigorously.
Lin Dong finally noticed that something was wrong, "Park Ji-yeon xi, can you explain what the hell is going on?" ”
"Anyway, you've promised, and the one who repents is a puppy." After Park Ji-yeon finished speaking, she took out a lip balm-like object from her coat pocket and threw it to Lin Dong, and then staggered upstairs.
I just got taught the trio at the top of the food chain how to behave. Now the two guards with knives in the middle of the food chain demonstrate what it means to be an abnormal human. Lin Dong's heart is broken, could it be that Brother Dong can only be at the bottom of the food chain in this family?
“oppa。 Do I still need to add eggs? Ji-yeon eats your balls. "Wan Nian Xiao Shou Park Hyo-min's words are always so easy to make people think about it.
Lin Dong was already a little numb, "That's your ball." Oppa's is still alive. Normal or even abnormal function. By the way, what is the little dinosaur doing in a hurry? It's not all said yet. ”
"Help Snacks move to a new home. It's just that every time Ji-yeon hides something, she forgets to put things in order; And Enjingoni has a habit of cleanliness, and as long as you look at it, you can know that it is dirty. So no matter how Ji-yeon hides snacks, she will be discovered by Eun Jung-oni. ”
Sure enough, it's a little dinosaur style, but Brother Enjing actually has a habit of cleanliness, which is a bit interesting. Lin Dong finally found the weakness of the people in the middle of the food chain, and this information is quite important.
"And what is this lipstick?"
"Tear gas sticks, rubbed around the eye sockets, can induce tear ducts to achieve the effect of crying." Park Hyo-min frying poached eggs. Answer all questions on the side.
"Those tears just now were all fake?" Lin Dong was tired and didn't love it, and the little prince was actually pitted by a small tear gas stick.
"Tears are real, much more advanced than fake crying like eye drops. Isn't Oppa a filmmaker? Haven't you ever seen such a basic prop? ”
Lin Dong was ashamed, he only participated in the casting, and then he didn't do anything except sleep, "Don't talk about that." What exactly is the situation with the broker? I don't believe that the little dinosaur can make a decision to hire an agent. ”
"I reported to the president what happened yesterday on KBS TV, and then the president wanted to ask you to talk to the company. As for whether I want to ask you to be the agent, you will know after meeting the president. ”
"Okay, I'll have a good talk with him tomorrow!" Lin Dong's eyes were on fire. Gritting his teeth, a lot of bad debts have to be settled with Kim Kwang-so.
"So do you want to have balls or not? One or two? ”
"Of course it's two!"
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The second night of living with the goddesses was still calm, and there were no ups and downs such as talking about life ideals.
Because he was full of instant noodles and eggs at night, when Lin Dong got up, T-Ara and several people were taken away by the agent. The immortal at the top of the food chain remains.
"Good morning." Lin Dong rushed into the kitchen, ready to make instant noodles to satisfy his hunger.
"There's miso soup and gimbap in the insulated box." Li Juli didn't raise her head, still wearing big black-framed glasses and looking at the thick documents.
Make a vow not to eat the food that comes to you. In less than a day, Lin Dong broke his oath very spinelessly. sat opposite Li Juli with a bowl of miso soup, and looked at her so quietly.
Li Juli didn't look up at the man. But I could feel that the gaze was facing me, and I didn't read even a word of the document in my hand, and I flipped it aimlessly.
Time passed slowly, Li Juli felt that her face was red, like a scalded shrimp, "If you are not satisfied with the 30% annual interest, I can give you a discount, and the 20% annual interest is also okay......"
"Stop acting, Li Julixi." Lin Dong stared at it for so long, not to be a nymphomaniac, but to confirm something, "I'm just amnesia, not crazy, how can I not see the abnormality of a few of you." ”
"I don't know what you're talking about." Li Juli was unmoved, still holding the documents and looking at them.
"Huh. You are a popular idol group, but you have all gone back to the dormitory early for two consecutive nights, and you have behaved too much. Sapphire plays Wii is always a baseball game without changing one; So-yeon chattered for two nights without stopping; Eun Jing dozed off on the sofa but could hear the little dinosaur talking; Hyomin squatted in the kitchen and just didn't come out. Forget all of this, the most excessive is you, Li Julixi! ”
"What's wrong with me?"
"I believe in your business, but can you not pretend to be a gangster? Put, usury or something has never been said to be good or not, the monthly interest is considered to be face-saving, and the ruthless ones are calculated on a daily basis, and even the bank credit card penalty interest is calculated on a daily basis. Can you do some research before you act? ”
"That, that's what I never owe to the bank, so ......"
"I woke up suddenly. It has a great impact on your daily life, and everyone is overwhelmed. Is it? "The first night was okay with it, but two nights in a row. It's too underestimating Dongge's IQ.
"People are just a little afraid of being kicked out by you, not against you as a person. Actually, everyone is very grateful to you, if it weren't for "Sunshine Sisters", we wouldn't have become popular so quickly. ”
"You don't have to move, it's time for me to move." Lin Dongming knew that he shouldn't get too close to them, but he always returned to this home unconsciously. Maybe it's time to wake up from a dream, idols should still live in memory, and it's best not to get it.
"Smack!" With a thud, the thick document fell to the ground. Li Juli said a little anxiously: "We didn't mean to let you move away, really!" We will get the president to find a new dormitory as soon as possible. ”
Lin Dong waved his hand, "Don't expect Kim Kwang-so, with his character of asking for money, he won't find you a new dormitory." Even if you find a new dormitory, it's certainly not much better. ”
"In fact, the president is not so desperate for money, but there is an equity incentive plan to create enough profits, and the shares of CCM will be gradually transferred to the president and separated from the head office MNET." Li Juli was afraid that Lin Dong would not understand, so she explained again: "The equity incentive mechanism is very commonly used in enterprises where management and ownership are separated......
Lin Dong's head hurt again. "Okay, I'm not interested in knowing the reason, anyway, now Kim Kwang-so is dying and asking for money, right?"
"Inside."
"Isn't that the end of it? Don't expect Kim Kwang-so to find you a good dormitory. And I still owe you T-Ara movie bonuses, so use this house to offset it. "Lin Dong is very unfamiliar with this home, after all, it is a house from the wrong way. No emotion at all.
"Didn't you lose money?" Li Juli's first reaction was to care about whether she was losing money.
Lin Dong didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and thanked the other party for his concern. But I think it's very ruinous to the atmosphere, girls shouldn't be moved. Are you crying bitterly?
"Living with a female star for two days is worth it. If you don't want to go, you can leave the room for me, and just do your best and die. ”
Li Juli's already blushing cheeks were even more red, and she picked up the fruit on the table and threw it at Lin Dong in a huff.
"Eh, I'm sorry, I accidentally said what was in my heart."
"Yay eight! You still say?! Look at the bananas! ”
Lin Dong is deliberately teasing Tianxian Juli, holding a banana and running around after Lin Dong is much more interesting than the God of Wealth who wears big glasses and reads economic reports.
Li Juli, who is a scumbag of athletic ability, was out of breath after chasing for less than two laps, and collapsed on the sofa to recuperate, "Whew~, thank you." This house is much better than our old dormitory, which didn't even have room for clothes. ”
"It seems that the T-ARA members' homes are in Seoul or Gyeonggi Province, so why don't you go back to live? Girls' Generation also has only a few dormitories that are not located in Seoul. ”
"Girls' Generation was a trainee together for several years before their debut, and their relationship was much stronger; In T-ARA, Baolan and I have never been trainees at all; So-yeon only worked as a trainee at S.M.'s company, and Ji-yeon, Eun-jeong, and Hyo-min were trainees for only a few months. If we don't live in the dormitory, we won't have the opportunity to cultivate feelings and tacit understanding. ”
Lin Dong had to admit that he underestimated these girl group groups, and he didn't think that the accommodation problem was also a science, "What about Huaying?" Why don't you want to mess with you, don't you welcome her? ”
Li Juli rolled her eyes, "Do you think any of the six of us look like that kind of person?" ”
Lin Dong was really embarrassed, and began to meditate hard in front of Li Juli.
Elementary school students all sapphire blue? Just like that, if others don't exclude her, it's even a snicker. Exclude!
The second Li Juli? It can only be ho ho, this girl doesn't even know how to grab the camera, so she can't fight with the world. Exclude!
The third female Tang monk? Well, there is suspicion.
Brother Enjing, the fourth master? It seems that there is also suspicion, after all, the force value is too scary, and it is definitely the material of a gold medal fighter.
10,000 years of small Park Hyo-min? Lin Dong didn't have to think about it, he gave her a fork. Exclude!
Little dinosaur? It's hard to say, it depends on whether Huaying is competing for food with the little dinosaur.
After such a calculation, the most suspicious ones are the third and fourth children, but unfortunately, when Hua Ying came to live in the dormitory, she slept in the same room with these two people; And not with the same age of the little dinosaur and the weak by Xiaomin in the same room.
Lin Dong has been studying for a long time as a detective and still hasn't figured out the mystery of "exclusion", "Then why doesn't Huaying love the dormitory?" ”
"Hwayoung Hyoyoung is a twin sister, and she likes to stick together in good relationships, which is normal. And Hua Ying's dream is to be a professional actor, not a singer, and the T-Ara group is just a springboard for her, dispensable, and she doesn't need to be managed with care. ”
Li Juli shook her head and sighed lightly, all the members knew that Hua Ying would always leave one day, but so what. There was no way to stop her from leaving, just as there was no way to stop her from joining. After all, CCM is only a subsidiary of MNET, which is too much of a constraint, but I hope that the president can get back the equity from the head office as soon as possible.
"Don't talk about that, clean up and follow me to the president." Li Juli bounced up from the sofa.
"Don't you have to run the trip?"
"I didn't have the mood to run the itinerary today, so I didn't go. You go wash the dishes, and when I get dressed, we'll go to see the president. ”
"Thank you!" Lin Dong is not a fool, so he won't believe that Li Juli just doesn't want to run the trip.
"Thank you, thank you? I don't know what you're talking about, so let's get ready. After Li Juli finished speaking, she ran upstairs to change her clothes.
Forty minutes later, after Lin Dong was busy washing dishes and clothes, sweeping the floor and cleaning, etc., Li Juli Shi Ran came down from the second floor.
The more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive and the more she will have to wait. (To be continued.) )