Chapter 3: Please call him Leonardo Bear
The third surname is Zhu Mingxiang, his personality is the same as his surname, he is a pig, a typical foodie, it is said that even his girlfriend can give up in order to eat, the most surprising thing for Xu Hao is that the third eats three or four bowls of rice at every meal, but the figure is still the same as a bamboo pole, those foods seem to have entered a different dimensional space, and it is not shown on the third child at all, even his height is a giant among the dwarves.
The small figure contains ~ great wisdom, the third child boasts that he is the wisdom of 3318, and he is nicknamed Detective Ke Xiang, just because of the sour smell he smelled when he entered the dormitory, he concluded that Xu Hao was soaking Laotan sauerkraut, and this sense of smell was really shocking and crying.
"Lao Tzu is pulling Xiang, do you want to eat?" Xu Hao said angrily, the boss was beaten, and this thing still has the leisure to pay attention to food, but when it comes to food, he is indeed hungry.
"By the way, why did the boss get into a fight with someone?"
"It's not a joke yet, Kobe, the boss known as the computer, likes to show off his skills and muscles on the court, isn't there a girl screaming off the court? It just so happens that the girl's boyfriend is too, and you know! "The third child's voice is very obscene, and that kind of obscenity can bring people into the scene perfectly.
Suddenly, Xu Hao even wiped his farts ~ The action of the stock was much slower, with the body of the boss, who was jealous of the wind and jealous? He is praying now, praying that the boss will not beat him too hard, and he has already been punished twice for beating people in the first half of the school year, and if he carries a few more, then his college life will end early!
The playground of the University of Electronic Science and Technology of China is always lively, and the energetic college students are roaring in the playground, even those who don't like sports, sitting on the edge of the playground and looking at the beauty ~ leg silk ~ socks passing by, I have to sigh that summer is really good.
"Fight, fight, real men should move forward!"
"If you don't fight, you're not Chinese!"
"Xiong Wei, I pressed a hundred yuan and bet on you to slap that little white face away, don't let me down!"
"~ groove, where is there a bet? Lao Tzu also has to bet! ”
People were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and surrounded the scene, and one of the girls was looking at the thin boy next to him who was only 170 tall and thin with disdain. And in front of the boy, the boss played Hatcher and slapped the basketball.
Zhang San was very embarrassed, very embarrassed and scared, just saw his girlfriend screaming for others, and suddenly his anger came up, and he rushed up without thinking about it, but compared with his figure and the boss, it is obvious that ten of him is not enough for the boss to fight, but now there is no turning back from the bow, if he retreats in public, it is estimated that he will be famous in this school, and it is estimated that his girlfriend who has been dating for three years will also leave him.
What to do? Zhang San was very melancholy, but the boss didn't give him a chance to be melancholy, his body, which was obviously a head taller, pressed over like a dark cloud, and the sweat beads after the exercise dripped on Zhang San's body, Zhang San felt that he was going to cry!
"Boy, my time is precious, if you want to fight, hurry up, or get out of the way, okay?" The boss muttered, but the voice was so loud that almost the crowd of onlookers could hear it.
"This ......" Zhang San opened his mouth, he could hear his heart beating rapidly, the whole blood rushing from his body to his head, and then he inexplicably felt his feet trembling, as if after a while, his feet would not obey his orders and run away.
Just then, he suddenly heard a small voice.
"Give me 1,000 yuan, and I'll let you fight."
Zhang San saw the urgency on the boss's face, and he didn't understand there, so he immediately gritted his teeth, 1,000 yuan was just half a month's ration for him, and he took 1,000 yuan to make himself lose face, and this money was really spent.
"Good!"
Zhang San snorted, in the eyes of outsiders, this was to cheer himself up, but in fact, he was confirming the boss's deal, and then smashed his fist on the boss's chest.
A boss who touches porcelain ~ Ye once told the boss that as long as he acts realistically enough, he can deceive the time that passes in a hurry, the boss feels that his acting skills are very realistic, although he is not an actor, he can't compete for the Oscar to snatch Xiao Lizi's actor trophy, but at least it is very simple to deceive these untrue ~ onlookers.
So the boss was blown away by a punch, and the boss was doing a very ugly pose in the sky, which is the most basic quality of an actor, and his appearance is very handsome without acting, but if you want to play ugly, it is very challenging to act.
"Perfect, I give myself 85 points for this performance!" The boss was thinking on the ground, but the expression on his face was very frightened, and he saw him looking at Zhang San, his eyes were full of disbelief, "You, you actually know how to do national arts!" ”
"Wow!"
The boss's voice set off a stormy wave, and everyone looked at Zhang San in disbelief, even Zhang San's girlfriend.
Zhang San snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "Count your acquaintance, get out of Lao Tzu!" If I appear in front of Lao Tzu again, I will beat you once when I see you! ”
Forced grid, what is forced grid? That's it! And this kind of forced pretending is very natural.,It's very atmospheric.,The kind that can cause girls to scream.。
You see, Zhang San's girlfriend has already started screaming, hanging on Zhang San like a koala.
The boss got up and ran into the distance, as if he was really afraid that Zhang San would beat him again.
"The boss's acting skills are becoming more and more realistic, and this performance has completely reached the point of tearjerking, especially the part where he was beaten away, which profoundly deduces the panic and loneliness in the character's heart, which is simply a textbook interpretation." Xu Hao grabbed a handful of banknotes in his hand and said to the third child beside him.
The third ~ nodded and thought deeply, but his eyes were always locked on the banknotes in Xu Hao's hand, with so many banknotes, it was obvious that there would be a big meal in the evening.
"This handicap is so cool, all of them are killed, and they can only be opened once." Xu Hao shook his head, the opening was just something he had just come up with, and he never worried about using money, but now with the Ps system, a system that devours money, he must make as much money as possible.
"The boss is also witty, without communication, just hearing my voice, he took the initiative to cooperate with us, and he is really a genius with an IQ of up to 250!" Detective Ke Xiang said, there is a heart-to-heart in his eyes, he can't help it, and he always appreciates people with high IQs.
"Let's go, go to the old place and make peace with the boss, this time I got 2,350 yuan at the opening, and then the three of us will share a point, and then find a place to have a good meal." Xu Hao smiled, he was very happy today, with a Ps system in his body, he felt that this world had never been real, and it seemed that this world could be in his hands.