Chapter Eighty-Five: The Eight Words Don't Match
Waking up at midnight and playing a prank almost turned into a midnight bell, Lin Dong was a little excited, picked up the guitar again and sang "Destiny" and "Goodbye".
However, the atmosphere is very unpleasant, I can't hide from women now, why are I singing these love songs? And when the night is quiet, but singing Korean songs, is he too stupid?
"Zebra, zebra, don't fall asleep;
Show me your injured tail again.
……
Zebra, zebra, you're back in your home;
But I'm wasting my cold years.
There is not a single door in your city that is open for me,
I'm going to have to get back on the road after all.
……
Zebra, zebra, sleep, sleep,
I bring your grass back to my homeland.
……”
(IU version of "Zebra Zebra" is sincerely recommended)
I didn't know how to play the guitar before, and Lin Dong always felt that those buddies who played and sang "Zebra Zebra" had a special style B. Now that I've learned the guitar, I know that this song is poisonous and can resonate like telling a story. Lin Dong was a little addicted to it when he sang and sang, his voice was hoarse, and even his eyes were red.
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The password door of the small attic next door opened at some point, and four little heads came out of it from bottom to top, quietly listening to Lin Dong's unprofessional singing.
The three major brokerage companies in Kimchi Country all have Chinese courses, especially the leading brother s.m company, and Chinese is a compulsory course for artists, so the four girls can probably understand a little bit.
"Is this man really a hooligan? A rascal who sings nicely? Jin Ruan, who was suppressed by his three younger sisters, asked with a confused face.
"Presumably, probably, maybe it's the rascal." Xu Xiaoxian is not sure, she is a good child and a good learner, and her Chinese level is completely fine in terms of listening, and the connotation of this kind of lyrics does not seem to be in line with the rogue temperament.
"Stupid Xiaoxian, what the hell is going on?" Lin Yun'er responded to Seo Hyun's head with her pointed chin, which was a small punishment.
"I, I don't know. That night when I was working in the garden for the turtle, I saw this man smoking shirtless with only a towel around him. So I kicked him with a women's wolf defense. I wonder if he will retaliate? ”
The three sisters have black lines on their faces, and they kick people there without asking anything clearly? And then said that the other party is a pervert, should the sense of self-defense be so strong?
"Sika, what do you think?" Although Jin Ruansoft is the captain, her qualifications are shallow, her personality is soft, and her appearance is cute, which makes her lack of prestige in the team.
S.M's tradition is to be the captain of the old age. Zheng Xika, who was a trainee for n years, finally lost the captaincy position because he was a month younger, but the prestige of the team was unparalleled. The two nicknames Queen and Squishy are placed together.
Zheng Xika didn't seem to hear it, and stared blankly at the man who played the guitar not far away, thoughtful.
"Sika, Sika, is it still there? It's time to get back to your soul. Jin Ruansoft arched his body very dissatisfied, trying to wake up Zheng Xika, who was lying on top of him.
Zheng Xika has a beautiful voice and a good figure, but this big beauty is often in a daze, as if she is not on the same channel as others, and she is completely four-dimensional.
Lin Yun'er, who is famous for her black belly attribute in S.M Company, naturally will not let go of such a good opportunity. Yuna Belly Black stretched out two evil little hands to Zheng Xika's armpits, and her left and right hands simultaneously gave the Queen of Iceberg a tickle of love.
"Ahh A soprano voice that broke through the sky and exploded the glass sounded, and Zheng Xika perfectly demonstrated the strength of the soprano role of Girls' Generation.
Lin Yun'er, who has been focusing on teasing and pranking all her life, seems to be in trouble, and she didn't expect Zheng Xika's reaction to be so strong. actually woke up Lin Dong not far away, causing the other party to look back.
"Yikes! It's really you, stinky rascal! Zheng Xika was just a little familiar, but she really met the man who impressed her a few days ago.
"Ernie, you know him too? Is it really a hooligan? Xu Xiaoxian looked scared and scared, and he was a neighbor with a hooligan, which was terrifying to think about.
Zheng Xika remembered the scene that happened at the door of the women's bathroom in the boxing gym, what is it not a hooligan? It's just that Zheng Sika has never been a talkative person, and he is too lazy to say the whole thing, "Anyway, it's right for you to stay away from him." ”
Lin Dong naturally couldn't hear the whispers of a few women, wiped his slightly red eyes, and felt a little gloomy in his heart, did he not agree with the eight characters of Girls' Generation? Every time we meet, it's when we get out of trouble.
"Jessica, why are you here?"
"Why can't I come here? Is this your home? ”
"It's really my house." Lin Dong spread his hands, he slept on this bench more than at home.
"Yikes! It's a public place, not your home! ”
"Okay, okay, good men don't fight with women, I'm too lazy to quarrel with you, introduce your teammates."
"Cut, what to pretend! I don't believe there are people in this country who don't know Girls' Generation. Zheng Xika threw Lin Dong a roll of his eyes and said with an arrogant face.
“1,2,3。” The upright and old-fashioned Xu Xian shouted slogans as always.
The other girls bowed at the same time as if reflexively, "Hello, we are Smecta of Girls' Generation. ”
After finishing speaking, Zheng Xika reacted and patted Xu Xian, "Xiaoxian, what are you doing?" This person does not need to salute. No, you don't! ”
"Zheng Damao, where did I offend you? Why target me? Lin Dong didn't understand what the situation was, he took the Zheng family's father and daughter to win money a few days ago.
Zheng Xika really doesn't know how to explain, does he just say that he just doesn't like you? "You debuted later than us, so of course you don't need to bow to you. You should have turned around and called us seniors, you know? ”
The Zheng family was secretly proud in his heart, such an excuse was too witty.
"Debut? When did I make my debut? Lin Dong looked confused, he had only appeared as a VJ in variety shows, is this also his debut?
"You told me that you were a composer the other day, and you wrote Zhong Guo's oppa's songs. Now that the song is online, of course it's a debut. "Although singers and composers can't get along, being vexatious is a woman's patent. Zheng Xika had a triumphant expression on his face, expecting Lin Dongna to bow down and shout to his seniors.
"Hello seniors, please give me a lot of advice."
It was Zheng Sika's teammates who spoke, and they almost didn't make the tsundere iceberg queen so angry that she vomited blood, pig teammates.
Although idol singers are glamorous and more popular with fans, their status in the Kimchi Country entertainment industry is really low to the point that they have no friends. In the past, funny artists may have been worse than idol singers, but with the rise of variety shows, now idol singers are not even as good as variety artists. The bottom of the proper kimchi entertainment industry.
Lin Dong's status as a composer is naturally higher than that of an idol singer, and it seems normal to receive a gift.
"My name is Lin Dong and I'm from China. Hello. "Although Lin Dong is a little dark, he is not too much to really pretend to be a senior." Let's all sit down and chat, it's the first time I've seen a living girlhood. ”
"Yikes! Who are you fooling about? Am I not a girl? Zheng Xika immediately raised the bar and dismantled the stage.
Lin Dongxin said: You are really not a girl's generation, when Brother Dong was reborn, there were only eight left in the girlhood. "Can you stop targeting me?! Where did I recruit you to provoke you? A few days ago, I took your father and daughter to make money! ”
"Phew, who cares about those stinky money." It's okay not to say it, but when it comes to gambling money, Zheng Xika is even more angry, everyone else wins, but she loses all her pocket money.
"Okay, I'm scared of you. It's okay if I don't talk to you. ”
"Humph!"
Lin Dong was speechless, Zheng Xika's temper was no wonder that he would be kicked out of the team in the future, his personality was too selfish, and he completely lacked communication.
After complaining about the Zheng family's big hair in his heart, Lin Dong turned his head and apologized to the old man Xu Xian: "I'm sorry." It was late at night and I thought there was no one here, so I ......"
Lin Dong can only use such an excuse, although there are many loopholes, but he can barely say it, as for whether Xu Xian believes it or not, it depends on the will of God.
"Oh."
Then there was a wood, Zheng Xika and Lin Dong, who knew each other a little, were angry, the neighbor Xu Xian was embarrassed and silent, and the two new acquaintances were proper strangers, and there was no topic at all.
Although the two old and two young in front of them, the four can be called the essence of Girls' Generation, and they belong to the top level of female idols. But there are too many female stars in Kimchi Country, and they are all crowded in a place as big as Seoul.
Lin Dong is no longer a newcomer, and even the beautiful goddess who lives in a simple and fascinated way cries and shouts for Brother Dong to take her away. Not to mention that there are only four, even if all nine are there, it will not make Dong Ge become a nymphomaniac, how to treat it.
"You don't sleep so late, what's the matter?"
"Ahh Xu Xian suddenly remembered the origin of everything and staggered home.
"What's wrong with her? Are you in a hurry to go to the bathroom after eating a bad stomach? Lin Dong looked puzzled, hadn't he already apologized? Why did Xu Xian still run away with a yelling like last time.
"Go get fresh meat and feed it to the little turtle." Lin Yuna spoke for Xu Xian.
"Turtle?" Lin Dong was lying on the edge of the pool and looked left and right, and really found a few little turtles. "Aren't you afraid of being caught and stewed?"
Zheng Xika couldn't help but complain, "Except for you, it is estimated that no one in this big summer will eat turtles?" ”
Lin Dong turned his head and didn't bother to pay attention to the iceberg queen's complaints, turned his head to the captain and asked, "The four of you feed the turtle together, and you are so idle in your girlhood?" ”
"Ho-ho-ho." Jin Ruansoft was speechless, they originally planned to catch hooligans. Now I have to habitually use my aunt's smile as a cover, which is particularly infiltrating in the quiet rooftop.
The scene fell into embarrassment again, every time I met Girls' Generation, it was always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Absolute mismatch.