Chapter 0105 - Obviously Say It's Not Okay? You get the idea!
Because of offending the president of the student union, there was a very strange scene in the fat man's booth, not long after, there were a lot of students came one after another, and they didn't take a look at it, and they came up with a propaganda page for each person, picked it up and left, and it didn't take more than half an hour, the fat man's propaganda page here was actually scrambled to be empty, and the registration form was not missing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Alas! If you provoke him, I'm afraid that not a single student will be recruited this time. ”
The middle-aged beautiful teacher looked at the scene in front of her, and couldn't help but sigh for the fat man, she was a teacher in the Academic Affairs Office of East Normal University, and was temporarily sent by the school leaders to help the fat man, although she could vaguely perceive that the fat man must have connections in the leadership of East Normal University, but the student union president named Wu Bin is even more difficult to provoke, the so-called strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, with Wu Bin secretly making a hindrance, even if the school leaders help to publicize, it is useless!
"He's a bit of a trick, isn't he?"
The fat man just squinted and smiled, and didn't look too anxious.
"His name is Wu Bin, his father is the head of the district where we are located, although in terms of level, he can't manage to come here, but many teachers and leaders in the school live in this area, for such a person, even if you don't make friends, there is no need to provoke, of course, it must be indispensable to make friends with hearts."
Jiang Shan explained helplessly, in fact, she herself had a good relationship, but she didn't have a suitable opportunity to make friends.
"Well, this official is indeed not small, and it is human nature to be able to make friends with such an official, of course, there are many benefits."
The fat man nodded, and didn't say anything more.
"So, what are you going to do? Right now, I'm afraid I'll make you run away in vain! Because he is also very authoritative among the students, many students revolve around him. ”
After listening to the fat man's words, Jiang Shan felt that the fat man was very real, so he also understood the fat man's situation, after all, it was indeed very embarrassing to come all the way and return empty-handed.
"I have a way!"
The fat man smiled and nodded politely to Jiang Shan, "If you can't solve your own affairs, how can you become a strong backing for your employees and provide them with strong help when they encounter difficulties in the future?" If you can't recruit even one of them this time, then it's really a blow! ”
At this time, the fat man's smile was really a little incomprehensible in Jiang Shan's opinion, could it be that he had so much energy? Could he find someone more awesome, press Wu Bin to admit it, and even help him publicize? But are these possible? No matter which great god you can find, as long as Wu Bin doesn't say anything on the surface and secretly makes a stumbling block, this thing is still difficult to do!
Looking at Jiang Shan's thoughtful appearance, the fat man smiled heartily: "Teacher Jiang, don't get me wrong, what I'm going to do this time is not to find a big official to suppress people, it will be too boring, I mean, this Eastern Normal University will not be full of people who tend to be inflammatory, and have no ambitions, right?" If you want to recruit, I only recruit elites, this Wu Bin, it can be regarded as a great help to me, without him as a touchstone, how can I identify which one really has great ambitions? ”
After a pause, the look in the fat man's eyes became even stronger.
"Tonight's event, it seems that I have to prepare well, He Fang, record it for me then, I want to make this scene popular all over the circle of friends!"
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At eight o'clock in the evening, in the auditorium of East Normal University, the auditorium that can accommodate 800 people at this time was already overcrowded, and this time, not only graduates, but even some sophomores and juniors were called to come to cheer for the president of the student union. The positive energy of East Normal University is being live-streamed! ”
Therefore, when the fat man appeared on the stage on time, with a microphone in his hand, and was about to speak, he was greeted with boos one after another! The boos were loud and long, and the fat man had to put down the wheat that had come to his lips again, waiting for the boos to pass.
It's just that the embarrassed blushing, pretending to be calm, turning blue, and trembling in the students did not fulfill the fat man's face, which was always so light and light, even if it was a little expression, it was also a natural smile, even if it was a little unnatural, it was not as expected, but like looking at an idiot, with a hint of mocking laughter, ridicule!
"Looks like everyone is excited? Am I that handsome? ”
Finally, after the boos passed, the fat man smiled shamelessly, causing a lot of fluctuations, and some people even whistled, but this time it didn't last long.
"First of all, let me introduce myself, I and everyone here should be the same age, right? At present, I have not graduated from my senior year, and I am in the internship stage, and my school is also quite far from your school, which is just T Normal University, an ordinary normal university. ”
The fat man's opening remarks aroused the eyes of many people, T Normal University, it is true that it is not famous in China, and many people only know that there is such a school, and some have not even heard of it, saying that you are such an ordinary normal school student who has not graduated, what are you here to recruit? Do you have that qualification? It's not a good school!
However, in the face of those blank eyes and sarcastic voices, the fat man didn't care, squinted and smiled, and gave others plenty of time to mock himself before continuing.
"However, although my alma mater is average, although I myself am average, and even my appearance is average, it can't affect me, and my heart to do something can't affect my actual actions, so I'm here!"
When he said this, the fat man was still smiling, and he was even greeted with curses from many people in the venue.
Blow! See how long you can blow! This sentence was repeated on the lips of countless people, and one word was blown for a while, and it ignited the audience.
"Haha, thank you, I heard this word, blow, yes, thank you for your encouragement to me, after all, most of us are going to be teachers, it's all based on one mouth, blowing this word, for us people, it's a very good evaluation!"
The fat man laughed heartlessly, and laughed very happily.
"I said, don't you want to be practical? With facts it turns out that you didn't blow! I've been waiting, waiting to find the wrong one! Don't talk about this nonsense, just say something practical, so that we can hear it, whether it can be trusted! If you really don't have specific content, you don't have to waste time standing on it! ”
Offstage, in the middle of the first row, Wu Bin was already yelling impatiently, and then many people echoed and shouted loudly.
"Okay, then I'll talk about the specific problem!"
The fat man was not angry, he smiled and picked out a leaflet from his pocket, opened the folded leaflet without hurry, and went to the small print part at the back.
"I think, we have a lot of people have seen our promotional content, indeed, the positive advertising slogan, not specific, but the small print behind, is our specific commitment, there are three ifs, the first if, is our school goal, at this time, we put it aside to the end, the second and third if, is our welfare part, let's talk about this welfare issue first!"
As the formal topic cut in, the fat man's expression became serious.
"If you have the pressure to support your family, this is more suitable, because as long as you join us, you can get a free garage, you can get an annual salary of one million, and you can get strong help from the school in the face of any difficulties!"
"This is our commitment on the leaflet, in terms of financial resources, for this, anyone who has any questions can be raised in person, I will give a specific explanation."
After the fat man read this article carefully, he looked at the students in the audience very sincerely.
"Okay, then I'll go up too, and we'll talk about it sentence by sentence."
Wu Bin in the audience pouted his lips with disdain, strode onto the stage, and casually picked up a microphone from the hands of the venue staff, and casually sarcastically as he walked to the middle of the stage.
"Today, I am mainly focusing on this aspect, you promised, said to give cars and houses, an annual salary of one million, may I ask, where do you get these funds? Don't tell me about tuition fees, such a large sum of money, if you rely on tuition fees, how much blood and sweat will you have? Not to mention that you don't want to make money, we are all adults, not stupid! ”
Wu Bin's words were correct and reasonable, and the students in the audience applauded one after another, enthusiastically expressing their support.
"What if, I really don't want to make money?"
If someone else said this, the fat man would definitely look at it differently, but this Wu Bin, the fat man smiled, because when he saw this kid for the first time, when he threw away the leaflet, the fat man looked at him seriously, and found that this kid was very weak, and the weak current reaction on his body was very abnormal. Yes, it seems that this kid really doesn't learn well! Therefore, the fat man's attitude towards him will not be very good!
"Oh? So why? Can you give us a reason why we can believe it? Of course, you also need to prove your financial resources! ”
Don't look at this Wu Bin in essence, but when he speaks, he is the head of the way, and the justice is awe-inspiring.
"Is that so? It seems that I'm a person who can't keep a low profile if I want to! ”
In the face of Wu Bin's questioning, the fat man sighed, made a gesture to the backstage, and explained: "Next, please watch an expansion film related to me, I believe that this information is enough for everyone to understand!" ”
With the gesture of the fat man, the large screen of the stage was lit up, and a picture gradually became clear, and after that, the picture began to play, and the sound sounded.
However, as soon as the video began, the whole venue was already full of discussions.
Yes, this video is all too familiar to everyone! This is the Luanfu Villa community, and it is the magical relocation community! This incident is no stranger to anyone who has been on the Internet, and the news related to it has jumped to the headlines.
Why? Why should you play this video?
In the midst of the discussions, many people were puzzled, but at this time, there were also sharp-eyed people, and suddenly their hearts were shocked, and a bold idea emerged, as soon as this thought came out, there seemed to be an electric current rushing up along the back, straight to the brain, and suddenly made people tremble.
Could it be that the fat man, that's it?
After the idea appeared, these careful people fixed their eyes on the fat man's face, because every time he faced the camera, the fat man would ask to blur his face during the production, even if it was a live broadcast, he asked to do it, and he himself was even more careful, every time he would deliberately adjust the muscles on his face, and change his appearance slightly, so that wherever he went in the future, someone would recognize him and affect his normal life, so his face really hasn't been seen by many people.
"What do you mean by that?"
After Wu Bin saw the content of the video, his brows furrowed, and he looked at the fat man deeply, and then asked angrily.
"Because, the fat man in the relocation incident is me!"
The fat man pointed to his nose and nodded earnestly.
"You?"
Wu Bin looked at the fat man seriously again for a while, but shook his head fiercely.
"Impossible! Although the image in the video is a little blurry, it's definitely not you! ”
Although he said this in his mouth, Wu Bin was really unsure, but if this fat man was really that, the question he just asked would really be untenable, who didn't know that the fat man was a hero? can spend billions to save irrelevant people, not only rich, but also selfless, just with this identity, it is really enough, and this fact, even the people of the whole country, will not suspect that people run schools without money!
"Absolutely not! No way! ”
Wu Bin gritted his teeth and repeated again, and now in his heart, he actually gave birth to a self-hypnotic consciousness, guiding himself to confirm that the fat man in front of him is a liar, and he is definitely not that hero, because if he is facing that hero, no matter what his identity and status are, in front of that hero, he is vulnerable, and there is no comparison at all! At least in terms of public opinion, they will be completely defeated!
"Haha, do you want me to prove that I am me?"
The fat man laughed, patted Wu Bin's shoulder very pretendedly, took the microphone, and deliberately said loudly: "Actually, this is very good proof!" Aren't you related? You can check the phone number of the county magistrate of Luanshan County through your relationship, dial it with your mobile phone, and I will answer it in public to see if I am me! ”
The fat man's words made a lot of sense, but the more he dared to say so, the more entangled Wu Bin's heart became, and he became afraid.
Since he was a child, he has not lost a single time, including anything, he has never lost, and now, if he loses in front of so many people, in his PK with the fat man, where will this face go?
I remember that the sentence in the post bar said, "Student leader PK private school scum!" The positive energy of East Normal University is being live-streamed! "Yes, this sentence is his own creativity, and he is live streaming on this matter, and there are constantly photos and texts posted to the post bar, and he also arranged for people to do it himself, and now it seems that this is not to slap his face?
"Hmph, if you want to verify, you don't have to verify it one by one, it's better to explain all the problems and verify it together!"
Wu Bin snorted coldly, noncommittal, and deliberately diverted the topic.
"Even if what you say is true, what about the second one?"
After opening the topic, without waiting for the fat man to answer, Wu Bin had already taken out a leaflet from his pocket and read it aloud.
"If you want to live a more colorful life, a healthy body will be a necessary premise, here, you will also be prepared with a health insurance, note that it is not the kind that gives you more money after being unhealthy! It's real, keep you healthy! No matter what kind of illness it is! It doesn't matter if it's you or your immediate family! We're covered! ”
"Can you explain this?"
After reading it, Wu Bin asked coldly: "Could it be that you can cure all diseases?" ”
"yes, I can!"
The fat man grinned, laughed cutely: "Haven't you seen the news of that auction?" ”
"Auction?"
Hearing the fat man's prompt, Wu Bin remembered that the relocation hero could cure cancer with qigong, and with this thought, Wu Bin's face finally turned pale, but he still continued to question unwillingly.
"Aren't all your treatment places auctioned off?"
At this time, Wu Bin's heart had silently believed in the identity of the fat man, but he forgot how selfless and majestic that hero was in people's hearts! And his current default content and questioning tone, the sentence of your treatment quota, invisibly, betrayed his disrespectful attitude towards that hero, but as soon as these words came out, many students in the audience already frowned slightly.
Yes, you can not admit the identity of the fat man, but when you are not sure yourself, you need to put away the tone of questioning, and now that you have at least half of it, do you still use that tone of questioning? This is already disrespectful to heroes!
"You mean the treatment spots?"
The fat man suddenly smiled, faced the audience, and said awkwardly: "I am addicted to earning crooked nuts!" Am I really that stupid? Do you sell all the places to crooked nuts? ”
Speaking of which, the fat man smiled even happier, just like a little fox who caught a chicken, but this smile looks very thoughtful, very cute and cute!
"Isn't it okay? You get the idea! ”
…… (To be continued.) )