Chapter 30: The Donkey Backstage
Liu Liu finished eating and went satisfied. Yu Sheng secretly guessed that what made her happy must be a lot of money in her purse.
Yu Sheng put the soup dumplings on the long table, "It's still on your account, and you still owe a bunch of money in your account." ”
Cao'er clamped one for Qiuqiu and stuffed another one into her mouth, "Slowly return, it just so happens that I don't want to go." ”
Yu Sheng shouted to the backyard and asked Badou and them to come over for dinner, "You want to leave, you don't need you anywhere else, they all have witch doctors." ”
"Shhh Cao'er was burned and said vaguely: "I don't agree with this." ”
She swallowed the soup packet, stuck out her tongue and said, "The witch doctor only cures a few diseases, and the real cure has to rely on Lang Zhong." ”
"Let's just talk about your sixth uncle, his sick witch doctor must be helpless, and I have to go out of the horse. Cao'er said proudly.
The rest of her life hit her, "No matter how much you say, no one in Yangzhou City will ask you for treatment now." ”
Cao'er clenched her right hand into a fist, put it on her chest, and said angrily: "Foolish people like you will sooner or later abandon the witch doctor and run to my Shennong's arms." ”
"Running to Shennong's arms is very much, and if you want to run, you are also running to the arms of the city lord. "The rest of my life quipped.
Zhou Jiuzhang poked his head out from the stairs, "There are spies in the inn, be careful to spread it to the ears of the city lord, so that you can't eat and walk around." ”
"The beast is drunk. Yu Sheng said, "Woke up?"
"No, I dreamed that there were soup dumplings and woke up hungry. Zhou Jiuzhang shook his drunken and drowsy head.
At his feet, the black cat sheriff was falling down step by step, "chirp", and the little lion immediately drilled into the bosom of the grass.
"Is it still afraid of life?"
Cao'er said vigorously: "Qiuqiu is just a little shy. ”
After the black cat sheriff fell down the stairs, he first went to the fish basin to crawl around, and then turned to the feet of the rest of his life to be coquettish.
At this time, the little white fox kicked and pushed the dog out of the backyard.
Zhou Jiuzhang followed the prestige, "Ho, this dog is really ugly." ”
"Get out. Yu Sheng said, "Don't say ugly." ”
He was very sympathetic to the dog, and he heard this four or five times in half a day.
"Let's just tell the truth. Zhou Jiuzhang sat next to Cao'er.
When he reached out to pinch the soup bag, he was knocked out by Yu Sheng, "Everyone is together." ”
The Heavenly Master and Badou had just finished the rest of the work.
When they washed their hands, Zhou Jiuzhang was anxious, and couldn't help but point to the dog and urge: "Hurry up, the dogs will come to the table before you." ”
Yu Sheng took out two more cages and said, "Hey, it's the first time I've heard someone scold me for being a dog." ”
It was quiet for a while, except for the humming and chirping of dogs.
Cao'er looked at Zhou Jiuzhang with disdain, and he scolded her for this.
"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue. Zhou Jiuzhang smiled awkwardly.
Waiting for the Heavenly Master, Badou sat down, and when Zhou Jiuzhang pinched and poured the soup dumplings again, he was beaten by Yu Sheng again.
"What's wrong again?"
"Before I eat, I'll add a new inn rule. ”
"What rules?"
"Don't say it's ugly anymore. Yu Sheng said, "Appearance is natural, the dog is already miserable, you are not allowed to sprinkle salt on the wound." ”
Zhou Jiuzhang said: "Understand, understand, know that you are suffering from the same disease." ”
Everyone laughed, no longer paying attention to the rest of their lives, and scrambling to taste the delicious food.
The rest of his life was not idle, the little white fox climbed on the table, the black cat sheriff wandered around his feet, and the dog hummed and chirped.
He could only go back and fetch four plates and fill them one by one.
Even so, it is not worry-free. The little white fox thought that he had opened his mind, and disdained to be with them, so he looked for a chair alone.
The black cat sheriff took advantage of the crowd and took the opportunity to bully the newcomer, putting it in the cat's bowl and looking at the dog's bowl.
"Ang", as soon as he drove the black cat sheriff away, a donkey's bark sounded in Yu Sheng's ears.
Yu Sheng looked up, and the donkey leaned in through the back door at some point, staring straight at the soup dumplings on the table.
"You still dare to come. When Yu Sheng saw it, he was angry, rolled up his sleeves and got up.
"Hit it, hit it. "The grass chews the food, and does not forget to cheer.
Fortunately, Zhou Jiuzhang was quick and held down the rest of his life.
"People have a backstage, be careful to go to his mother's place to complain, his mother is really a dog and horse work for the city lord. Zhou Jiuzhang said.
Yu Sheng hesitated when he heard this, "Give you a face." He sat down and said.
"It's boring. "The grass is dying.
Zhou Jiuzhang took out a cage, led the donkey out, and came back and said: "Don't treat it badly, maybe go back and say good things, it will be of great benefit to you." ”
"You should be the king of the stove. The rest of his life complained.
The Heavenly Master also persuaded, "You should think like this, Mao Mao has a backstage, doesn't it mean that you have a backstage?"
"Oh, yes. Zhou Jiuzhang echoed.
"Co-authoring my backstage is a donkey?"
"What's wrong with the donkey, the city lord of the Second Holy City is still a cow. Zhou Jiuzhang said.
Yu Sheng thought about it for a while, and also figured it out, "Okay, it's time to raise a fighter." ”
"When a wicked guest comes to the door, he will lead the donkey to the door. And to see who is not pleasing to the eye, let Maomao hit him, I see who dares to fight back. The more he talked, the happier he became.
Zhou Jiuzhang couldn't close his mouth in surprise, donkey still has this use? I think Mao Mao was in his house back then, so he was served by the master.
If he knew that Mao Mao could be used like this, he would have hit the dealer's door a long time ago, and now he is estimated to have walked sideways in Yangzhou City.
"Aang, Aang. Mao Mao shouted outside again, and Yu Sheng hurriedly brought a drawer of soup dumplings and sent them out.
"That's right. The rest of his life when he came back asked, "At that time, the donkey refused to go, what did Chu Gongzi say to it?"
You have to master this trick for the rest of your life, so that you don't need it when you drive the donkey in the future.
"It's nothing, he said that your family is an inn, and the good food is enough. Zhou Jiuzhang said, "I didn't expect that there would be good wine." ”
Speaking of this, Zhou Jiuzhang poured bitter water, "It has already lived in the four families of Yangzhou, you don't know how difficult it is to serve." ”
"Wine must be good, food must be good. It has a big appetite, and even if it has mountains of gold and silver, it is not enough to build it. ”
"Why did you Dao City Lord give it away, it's because of ......"
Zhou Jiuzhang looked up and saw Yu Sheng's unkind eyes, and his words stopped abruptly. He picked up a soup bag and said, "It tastes really good." ”
"You're cheating me. "Yu Shengdao.
Zhou Jiuzhang had a straight face, "How can this be a trick for you, it has always been easy to buy a horse and difficult to raise a horse, especially a famous horse." ”
"Before you buy a mount, you should be clear. Zhou Jiuzhang said.
This phrase is familiar. After thinking about it for a while, his heart was filled with bitterness, after two lives, he actually became a donkey slave from a car slave, and he really lived more and more.
"You're not afraid that I won't be able to raise it?"
"It's enough to sell pots and bowls. ”
......
After everyone had eaten and the donkey had eaten, he put the dishes and bowls in the dishwasher for the rest of his life.
"Shopkeeper, I'll go back. Zhou Jiuzhang said outside, "Skip your homework for two days, and then don't go back to practice, the old man will fight." ”
Hearing about cultivation, Yu Sheng's heart moved.
"Wait a minute. He shouted to Zhou Jiuzhang, please come out of the system page and exchange for a one-star simulation card.
He walked out and asked, "Which of you two is better?"
Zhou Jiuzhang glanced at the Heavenly Master and said, "If you fight demons, he is an expert, but in terms of strength, I am still powerful." ”
He said and took out the red thread on his neck and his shirt, "After all, we are Erwen martial artists, and he is the one-dollar demon hunting master." ”
The strength system of the Heavenly Master and the Martial Master is the same, both of them are cultivating internal strength, but the Demon Hunting Heavenly Master has been trained to subdue demons and eliminate beasts, and is familiar with their weaknesses and habits.
The Heavenly Master couldn't refute, and muttered, "What's the spirit, I'm almost two dollars Heavenly Master." ”