Chapter 20: The Art of Temper Tantrums

Girls' Generation and the crown group T-Ara can be called the two major mountain ranges in the girl group world, and they are really extraordinary. When he was young, the old man Xu Xian's kick, and the crown old man Park Ji-yeon's punch, taught Lin Dong the truth of being a man, what is called a top guard boss.

Lin Dongdandan's sadness, squatting in the corner to recover his qi and blood, today's face is a big loss. Park Ji-yeon, who uses his brain, Park Hyo-min, who uses his brain, you two are dead!

Lin Dong's painful appearance of gritting his teeth startled Jin Zhongguo, "Are you okay?" Do you want to go to the hospital for a check-up? ”

The victim Lin was speechless, and the man's pain was not enough for outsiders.

"Let's pause for a moment, which one is Lin Dong? Please come back with me to assist in the investigation. ”

A uniformed policeman interrupted the filming of the show and also interrupted the embarrassment of Lin Dong covering his crotch.

"I'm Lin Dong."

"Then come with me." The police are quite bullish and not polite at all.

Lin Dong took a look at the other party's uniform, and then continued to sit in place, treating this police brother as air. What is the identity of Tungana? Eating fried rice cakes and overlord meals have to mobilize two teams of prosecutors, what does it mean to be a small police officer in uniform, and look down on Brother Dong.

"Ah, you are suspected of intimidation, follow me back to the police station."

Lin Dong was completely unmoved, such a small piece of police didn't need to guess to know that the middle-aged woman had found it, Brother Dong didn't bother at all, and the person who really wanted to handle the case should be almost there. The Spring Festival holiday has ended, and it's almost time to invite Dong Ge to the prosecutor's office for coffee.

"Is there an arrest warrant? Don't pollute the air here, now I always feel a smell of dog's legs. ”

Mighty, domineering. It scared everyone present, including the middle-aged woman who provoked the trouble. They all guessed what Lin Dong's identity was?

The little policeman's face couldn't be hung up, "Ah, it's eight!" Come with me, or I'm welcome. ”

"I want to see how you're polite, you don't have any documents, not even documents, I guess you must have robbed this police mission. Do it. Hurry. ”

The little policeman's face was flushed, and he was obviously right. I wanted to do it but didn't dare to do it, and the scene was a little frozen for a while.

Lin Dong didn't look at him at all; Concentrate on preparing a response plan to fool the big fish that will come over.

There are several types of police in Kimchi Country. The general film police are equivalent to the chengguan, or even inferior to the chengguan. This kind of police can only arrest criminals under the leadership of the prosecutor, and do not have the power to handle cases independently, at most they can handle some civil disputes. What's worse is that only prosecutors in this country have the power to prosecute; Any other entity or individual who wants to sue someone. You can only go to the prosecutor.

Kimchi Cop? Hehe, it's just a police dog.

……

is completely different from Lin Dong's light and breezy clouds, and the two girls in T-Ara are a little square.

"Ji-yeon, did you call the police?"

"Why are you calling the police? I hit my uncle, and he called the police to arrest me. ”

"Stupid, have you forgotten what happened in the bathroom at noon?"

"That kind of thing could have been called to the police? Uncle went to the bathroom in his own house to break the law? The little dinosaur asked innocently.

The intellectual military general Park Hyo-min was stunned for a moment, and there was a feeling that his IQ was suppressed. It seems that he really doesn't break the law, and he can only consider himself unlucky when he is seen by that man.

"Since he is not afraid of the police, why should he follow us obediently?"

Park Ji-yeon looked down for a moment, and then stared at Park Hyo-min to compare the development level of the two sides. "I must have been fascinated by Ernie after watching it at noon."

"Ah, what do you say, the little girl thinks so badly; And aren't you watched? Park Hyo-min blushed and pulled his back.

"I'm not as big as Ernie."

……

The weird scene didn't last long, a large group of men in suits broke into the scene, and the big fish that Lin Dong was waiting for came. Those familiar prosecutor's office personnel appeared on the stage, and the one who took the lead was the good digger Prosecutor Li, I don't know if he was promoted?

The little policeman in uniform immediately stood up and saluted, "Senior Prosecutor Li, police number XXX ...... you"

Really. There are two more words for seniority. The fire in Lin Dong's heart is even hotter, and he pit Brother Dong, but this guy is promoted and made a fortune, let's see.

"Don't talk nonsense. My position is only that of the Attorney General, and I am still acting for the office, not a formal promotion. Lao Li taught the little policeman with a serious face, but the slightly upturned corners of his mouth showed that this girl was dark.

"Yes, Senior Attorney General." The little policeman's sycophant skills are activated again.

"Well, what are you doing here?"

"Me. I'm here to arrest, no, invite this Mr. Lin Dong back to assist in the investigation. "The small police organization has a solid reason.

"Take off your police uniform and go back and wait for disposal."

"Why?"

"Let's go back and take a good look at the internal report of the police force on the smuggling case a few months ago, Mr. Lin Dong has made great contributions and is an honorary citizen of Seoul, how can you detain him casually!"

……

Wonderful, quite wonderful. Lao Li just came out on the stage, and he came to such a hand of grace and power. But Lin Dong has long seen through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and Brother Dong is still an "amnesiac" person, and he acted in vain.

Lao Li didn't know that he was being watched a monkey show, so he naturally performed hard how to deal with the little policeman selflessly, and how to care for Lin Dong, "Lin Dong, are you feeling better?" This sleep was months and really worried me to the point that my hair turned gray......"

"Do we know this old gentleman?" Lin Dong really couldn't listen to it anymore, so he had to interrupt.

Lao Li was suddenly flushed with old faces, "Stop playing!" In Xiao Cui's case last time, you had already pretended to have amnesia; Now it's Lao Cui's case, it's too much for you to pretend to have amnesia. ”

"Sir, I really don't know you. I have amnesia. ”

"You, you ......" Lao Li was so angry that he almost wanted to shoot Lin Dong.

"This Mr. prosecutor, Lin Dong really has amnesia, and he only remembers what happened before last year's World Cup." Kim Jong Kook once again jumped out as a commentator.

Kim Jong Kook's reputation seems to be not bad, and many people present actually believe that Lin Dong has lost his memory. The T-Ara Shuangpu sisters looked at Lin Dong with sympathy on their faces, secretly regretting the demolition of the ancestral hall just now.

Lao Li rubbed his temples, he had a headache, this little fox was too difficult to deal with, "Whether you really have amnesia or fake amnesia, come with me and go back to the procuratorate." ”

"Sir, do you have a warrant?"

"The prosecutor has the right to ask you to assist in the investigation without a warrant, so let's go." How could Lao Li be stumped by an appointment like a small policeman?

"Do you want to be handcuffed to restrict your freedom?" Lin Dong asked.

"Nope."

"That's fine. Wait for me for a minute. ”

Lin Dong walked to the director of the crew, pointed to the middle-aged woman and asked, "What kind of car does that woman drive, and what is the license plate?" ”

The little director was obviously frightened by this battle, and replied honestly without thinking about it. "It looks like a red Hyundai car with license plate number Seoul 3838."

"What are you going to do? I warn you...... "The middle-aged woman is not a fool, and she jumps out on the spot and scolds the street."

"Let's go." Lin Dong didn't mean to play tricks with the woman at all, and lightly beckoned everyone to transfer. It was as if a group of prosecutor's office personnel were treated as followers.

There is a large area in front of KBS TV station that is used as a parking lot. Lin Dong came to the parking lot with a group of junior brothers from the procuratorate and a group of crew and mass artists.

"Uncle. What the hell are you going to do? Park Ji-yeon's nerves are really big, and she dares to speak casually on this occasion.

"No. People respect me, I respect people. When someone slaps me, I beat him to a pig's head. Lin Dong said coldly, his voice was not small at all, enough for everyone to hear.

"Then what will happen if I punch you?"

"Guess."

While talking nonsense with the little dinosaur, I finally found the red Hyundai.

Lin Dong neither punctured the tires nor smashed the glass. I just moved two hundreds of pounds of roadblock stone piers and put them in the front and back of that 3838 car, um. A centimeter of distance was left before and after it. If you can open it, even if you have the ability, Brother Dong will serve you.

Everyone present was shocked, this strength was too terrifying.

The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon was even more frightened, looking at his little fist in a daze, "Ernie, you are the mastermind, right?" ”

……

Lin Dong clapped his hands indifferently, and then folded his arms in front of his chest to examine his work, "It seems that something is wrong, do you think such a stone will be easily pulled apart?" ”

"I guess I can still pull it away. Tie the stone tightly and hang it on top of other vehicles with a rope. Kim Jong Kook also folded his cheeks and arms in contemplation.

Master Lin Dong was not very satisfied with his first creation, and held up the 38 cart with both hands, "Brother Zhong Guo, help push the stone." Place the jack under the car. We are serious people, so don't misplace and hurt the chassis of your vehicle. ”

Kim Jong Kook has learned a few rough kung fu, that is called a diligent and hard-working, and now he also has a lot of strength, although he can't pick up the stone like Lin Dong, but there is still a problem with the wood when he pushes it.

After the two worked together. This Seoul 3838 Red Hyundai was held in the air by several large stones.

Master Lin Dong is very satisfied with his genius creativity, too literary and artistic, this time it should be okay. "Brother Zhong Guo, what other way do you think there is to drive the car out now?"

"Find a big crane and lift a modern trolley. It should be a viable option, but the road doesn't seem to allow heavy vehicles to enter. "Kim Jong Kook is quite cooperative, like an expert professor.

Lin Dong nodded with satisfaction and said to Lao Li, "Mr. police officer, does this practice constitute a crime?" ”

"According to the current law, it is not illegal to move another person's vehicle slightly, and in principle, it is mainly handled through negotiation." Lao Li rubbed his temples again, his head hurt even more, and he felt that Lin Dong seemed to be doing it on purpose for himself.

"That's fine, no negotiation, no processing. You have the ability to sue me! ”

Domineering side leakage, Dong Ge straightened his clothes, waved his sleeves without taking away any dust, and walked to the car of the prosecutor's office in a dashing manner. I never looked squarely at the middle-aged woman who became a laughing stock.

Maybe this laughing stock will last for a long, long time, and the TV station has always been the fastest news to spread, isn't it? What does Lin Dong use this "work of art" to tell silently, for himself, or for T-ara? Lin Dong doesn't know, and he doesn't need to know, just be happy.

(To be continued.) )