Chapter 159: Strange Female Neighbor
At the end of the year, Ww Wlā
Yang Liu, an idler who gradually fell out of the public's sight, unexpectedly became popular again.
Not because of three consecutive wins in individual boxing matches, nor because of the opening of two "Yang's" noodle restaurants, but because of Lu Yu.
After more than two months of market testing, Lu Yu's new album "Why Can't People Who Love Each Other Be Together" became popular, with sales of more than one million!
Among them, due to the well-known and widely sung songs such as "Ten Thousand Reasons", "Lover", "Love for a Life" and so on, it not only successfully resolved the embarrassing situation that this "popular little fresh meat" has no masterpieces, but also pushed his reputation to the highest peak that it has never been!
In such a sluggish music market, this album is a miracle!
The creator of this qiē miracle is Yang Liu.
Songwriter and music poet Yang Liu!
His changeable style and amazing talent once again shook the entire music scene!
Fame is false, banknotes are real! Lu Yu, who had earned enough money, decided to thank Yang Liu, so there was a private banquet tonight.
After the view, Song Jiajia, the famous host Nian Xiaozhen, the first supermodel Li Ai, the cutting-edge actor Tong Dawei and more than a dozen stars gladly accompanied.
Knowing that Yang Liu was lazy and "afraid of life", Lu Yu took great pains to invite basically acquaintances of the same age, as well as a few up-and-coming "little characters".
Here, Song Jiajia is a well-deserved eldest sister regardless of fame and status, and she should sit at the top. In terms of seniority, she should have been, but she was in second place, giving up the main position to Yang Liu, and she also picked up vegetables and poured wine during the banquet, and took care of it carefully.
All the students here are all human spirits, and they all seem to understand something! However, everyone pretended to be confused and chose to turn a blind eye......
Yang Liu's face was weird, and he was bored eating and drinking.
Lu Yu coughed and said: "Brother Liu, thank you for your continued support and care, the little brother has nothing to repay, it's all in the wine!" ”
This guy was full of energy and high spirits, and he picked up the small bowl and clicked it down.
"Okay!"
The students applauded loudly.
Naturally, Yang Liu can't pretend to be cowardly, the soldiers will block it, and the wine will be dry.
Song Jiajia whispered while picking up vegetables: "Drink less, it's not good for your health......"
Yang Liu suffocated and snorted.
I don't know if it's angry or what's going on, this guy took the initiative to attack, but he drank even more fiercely!
Song Jiajia was helpless, so she raised her foot and stepped on it!
Yang Liu's eyes suddenly enlarged, glaring fiercely, Song Jiajia raised her face to provoke, did not show weakness, and after three seconds of staring at each other, Yang chose to retreat.
Tong Dawei coaxed: "Boss Lu, you can't just talk about it, you have to show something!" ”
Lu Yu said: "Of course, Guan Bao!" ”
All the friends stretched out their heads together, but saw that there was an extra warm Guanyin jade card in his hand!
"Huh?"
Someone exclaimed, "I'll go!" Seeds with skin?! ”
Someone smacked his lips and said, "Heroic! Boss Lu is bright! ”
Tong Dawei was stunned and said, "This thing...... How much does it cost? ”
Supermodel Li Ai has a little research on jade, and she said enviously: "Lu Yu is really willing, this brand is very white, and it is jujube red skin, and the price should be more than one million......"
"Hiss......"
There was a sound of inhalation in all directions.
Lu Yu said: "Brother Liu, it's a little meaning, it's not a tribute......"
Yang Liu took it and put it in his arms, and muttered: "Miser, the size is so small......"
Lu Yu was quite embarrassed: "Uh......"
Between the staggering, Nian Xiaozhen said cautiously: "Brother Liu, didn't I take a column called "I am King on the Weekend", the ratings have dropped a little recently, can you take the time to come over and cheer for it?" ”
Since knowing that she had a relationship with Zheng Dong, Yang Liu's attitude towards her was far away, and he didn't raise his head when he heard the words: "Ah...... Now the hottest is Lu Yu, you let him go...... I'm busy learning English......"
Lu Yu interjected: "Little meaning, who told us to shoot the best couple, this time it's still me!" ”
Nian Xiaozhen's eyes flickered and she closed her mouth.
After a full meal, everyone said goodbye to each other affectionately and left one after another.
Someone ignored Song Jiajia's expectant eyes and took the lead in escaping.
……
At half past ten in the evening, Yang Liu slowly walked into the alley.
In the dim light, he spotted a figure with a cigarette in his hand, kicking the door next door one after another.
Hey? There's no one next door? Which god is jerking off here?
When he got closer, he was stunned!
It turned out that it wasn't a drunk rough old man, but a girl!
The girl was quite manic, she was out of breath and cursed: "Phew! What a break! Why is it so strong? I'll kick you to death! ”
Yang Liu touched his nose and said, "Uh, beauty...... What are you doing here? ”
The girl squinted and said, "What's the matter with you?" Sue you, I've practiced, find a cheap, tease the boring person to go to the side, sister doesn't have time to take care of you, be careful of being beaten! ”
Hey, it's quite angry!
Yang Liu said: "You continue!" Go on! ”
He took two steps, took out the key and opened the door, only to hear two "Wang" sounds, and the puppy greeted him affectionately, biting his trouser legs.
The girl smiled and leaned in and said, "Mom! It's a neighbor! I'm so sorry! ”
Yang Liu said: "Neighbor? ”
The girl crushed the cigarette butt like a man, cleared her throat and said, "What kind of big brother, I just rented the house, I left in a hurry at noon, and the key fell into the house, do you have a ladder at home?" ”
Yang Liu said: "How bad your memory is, yes, come with me." ”
The girl followed him and looked around, "Well, thank you, for freezing me to death." ”
Dumb and big, and with a good temper, it whined and roared, as if it had a lot of opinions about this uninvited guest.
The girl clapped her hands and whistled.
Stunned and whimpered, turned around and left a fat back.
The girl said embarrassedly: "Big brother, you live alone, and the house is quite deserted." ”
Yang Liu said: "Well, I'm used to it." ”
He turned on the door light and took off his hat.
The girl suddenly saw his facial features clearly, and couldn't help screaming, "I'll go!" Poplar...... Willow! Damn! I'm not dreaming, am I? Hey, willow! Finally see it alive! ”
She bared her teeth and claws, plunged headlong into his arms, hugged and shook with all her might.
Ho! What a smell of smoke! It's still an old cannon!
Yang Liu frowned and patted her on the back and said, "Uh, I said neighbor, you must keep the matter of my living here, otherwise I will have to move again!" ”
The girl said: "The three holes of the cunning rabbit, don't worry, I understand!" You celebrities are really good at having fun! This is the place for your secret tryst with your little lover, right? ”
Yang Liu said: "Uh......"
The girl was too addicted to hugging, and finally let go of him, and said with a smile: "Hello, my name is Xie Xiaoduo." ”
Yang Liu said: "You are good. ”
Xie Xiaoduo said: "Well, real people are more handsome than on TV!" I'm so happy...... You wait! ”
She quickly took out her mobile phone and slapped wildly, not counting people, a smoke rushed into the house and patted all kinds of pats! Celebrities also eat instant noodles? Or seafood-flavored? Pat pat pat Where's the puppy? Drag it out! Pat pat pat ......
The willows are full of black lines.
After waiting for fifteen minutes, he couldn't help coughing and said, "Ms. Xie Xiaoduo, are you still going home?" ”
Xie Xiaoduo said: "What, it's going to be over soon...... Hey, do you have a signed photo? Give me two more tickets, and maybe they can be sold for money on the Internet......"
Yang Liu: "......"
It's easy to send this plague god away, and she doesn't know what crazy she is next door, a bang knock, a bang bang, it's even more noisy than a drunk!
Yang Liu was about to recite a few more English poems, but at this time he covered his head and wanted to cry without tears......
Early the next morning, a small head popped up on the wall, and Xie Xiaoduo shouted, "Neighbor! I bought you tofu brain, get up and drink it......"
At noon the next day, a small head popped up on the wall, and Xie Xiaoduo shouted, "Neighbor! It smells so good...... What are you eating? ”
The next night, someone outside banged on the door, and Xie Xiaoduo shouted, "Neighbor...... Are you absent? I forgot to bring the key again...... Go over the wall in your house......"
O God! O earth! How can a woman be so annoying? Who will save my peaceful life?
Yang Liu squatted in the courtyard, the corners of his eyes kept twitching, and he suddenly had the idea of killing people......
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