Chapter 100: There is no worst sound, only more ugly
Ps. Xiaobai (little mouse): "Statement, we don't have a good spirit, we just have a better head."
Bell bell bell, bell bell bell.
On the way to school, Lin Xiaotian's mobile phone rang, Lin Xiaotian looked at it, it was the mobile phone that could connect to the heavenly court rang, and it seemed that the immortal was looking for him again.
Lin Xiaotian connected.
"Lala......"
Immediately, a sound like a male duck screaming came from the mobile phone, which was not only ugly, but also outrageous.
This made Lin Xiaotian startled a lot, and he almost threw his phone out.
However, the person who made the voice felt good about himself, and shouted "lala......" in an extremely strange tone
This adds to the unpleasant sound.
"Ahem......"
In order to avoid his ears from continuing to be ravaged, Lin Xiaotian quickly interrupted the immortal on the other end of the phone and continued to scream.
"Dare I ask which immortal you are?"
Interrupted by Lin Xiaotian, the fairy on the other end of the phone seemed to feel a little unhappy, and said angrily.
"Mollihai."
Moli Hailin Xiaotian knows that he is the Heavenly King of the Four Heavenly Kings.
Lin Xiaotian, who cares if Mo Lihaigao is unhappy, his ears are tight, and he hurriedly asked.
"Do you have anything to do with me?"
Mo Lihai did not answer Lin Xiaotian's words, but said.
"Did I sing well just now?"
Depend on!!! He was actually singing just now, can you believe it? Lin Xiaotian thought that the Demon Lihai had been ravaged by someone, and let out a miserable scream!
Although you are a fairy, please don't insult the word song.
"Uh...... This one...... That one...... Hehe! ”
Although Lin Xiaotian is a little thick-skinned, he is not so thick that he treats the screams as songs, and he shamelessly says that it sounds good, and in desperation, he can only use the word hehe to deal with the past.
"Huh? What does it mean, don't you hear clearly? I'll sing it to you again! ”
Mo Lihai's voice came again.
Lin Xiaotian was shocked, it was enough for him to listen to Mo Lihai's screams once, and he would vomit the second time he listened, so he quickly stopped Mo Lihai.
"I heard it clearly, I really heard it clearly, you sang it really...... It's ......."
Lin Xiaotian still didn't say the word nice in the end, he wasn't so shameless.
"Isn't my singing bad?"
Fortunately, Mo Lihai was self-aware and said it himself.
Are you that ugly? You're terrible!
Lin Xiaotian nodded hurriedly, and said very much for the sake of Mo Lihai.
"Yes, your singing is really ugly, for your safety, I advise you not to sing when you go out, otherwise you will be easily beaten by other immortals!"
"Alas!"
Unexpectedly, Mo Lihai sighed, and his voice was full of loss.
"Still not ...... enough"
"Not enough? What do you mean? ”
Lin Xiaotian was a little puzzled.
"It's not ugly enough......"
The voice of the Devil's Rite Sea came again.
Lin Xiaotian: "......"
How did the immortals of the Heavenly Court offend you, you have to torture them with such cruel means.
However, Lin Xiaotian immediately understood, Mo Lihai relied on his voice to fight the enemy, and the more unpleasant the sound, the stronger the attack power for Mo Lihai.
But your voice is not ugly enough, you call me for a long time, and I can't do anything, Lin Xiaotian thought speechlessly.
"I want to ask you if there are any songs in your world that make people listen to ********."
Mo Lihai finally said the reason why he was looking for Lin Xiaotian today.
The song? Lin Xiaotian thought about it, and a song immediately popped up in his mind, this song was something he heard not long ago, when he first heard it, Lin Xiaotian almost didn't vomit out the meal he ate the night before, whoever listens to it wants to die!
Of course, except for constipation patients, this song is probably created for constipation patients, or when the composer created the song, it happened to be constipated!
Although there is no lyrics in the whole song, it can make the listener immersive, deeply understand the pain of constipation, and it is absolutely ********.
The name of this song is -- Nervous!
"Lin Xiaoyou, is there any?"
Seeing that Lin Xiaotian didn't speak, Mo Lihai asked again.
Lin Xiaotian woke up from his apprehensive memories and nodded.
"Yes!"
"Sing it to the immortals."
Mo Lihai's slightly surprised voice came, he had already heard that many immortals had been inspired by Lin Xiaotian, so he found Lin Xiaotian with the attitude of giving it a try, but he didn't expect Lin Xiaotian's answer to really not disappoint him.
"Uh...... You'd better listen to the original song. ”
The apprehensive artistic conception Lin Xiaotian can't sing, it's too difficult!
Lin Xiaotian took out another mobile phone, searched for the song on the Internet, and clicked to play.
Ah~oh~
Ah~oh~
The ** voice and tone immediately came from the mobile phone, and although Lin Xiaotian had already heard it once, his body couldn't help but tremble.
Ahh
Ahh
After the song, Lin Xiaotian had the urge to go to the toilet.
However, after listening to this song, the whole person was completely stunned, and his mind became blank.
There is such a divine comedy in the world!
Knock knock, knock knock......
Mo Lihai's heart jumped twice!
He immediately realized that if he could learn this song, his combat power would go to the next level.
This is simply a divine comedy tailored for him.
"This immortal, I don't know if this song will work?"
Lin Xiaotian asked.
"Okay, that's great!"
Mo Lihai immediately said excitedly: "As long as I transform it a little, this song will definitely become my second killer, and even have a fight with my jade pipa!"
Sure enough, the Divine Comedy is the Divine Comedy, both on earth and in heaven.
"You helped me so much, how can I thank you!"
Moralha's voice came again.
Mo Lihai is going to give Lin Xiaotian benefits, Lin Xiaotian immediately became excited, he didn't expect that a song could be exchanged for benefits.
Lin Xiaotian just wanted to say what he wanted, but he didn't expect that an anxious voice suddenly came from the other end of the phone!
"Mo Lihai, come back quickly, Erlang God is coming to the door again!"
"What? Erlang God's deception of God is too much! ”
When Mo Lihai heard this, he was immediately anxious.
"Brother Lin, I'm sorry, I have something urgent to do, and your benefits will be given to you next time!"
After speaking, without waiting for Lin Xiaotian to agree, Mo Lihai left in a hurry.
it!
This damn Erlang God!
Lin Xiaotian suddenly scolded Erlang God in his heart, this Erlang God of the cheating father, ruined his own good deeds!
Heaven.
Mo Lihai hurriedly returned to his residence, and at a glance he saw that his other three brothers were being pressed and beaten by Erlang God, and from time to time, the roars of his three brothers were heard, obviously they were beaten by Erlang God!
Mo Lihai was furious and joined the battle circle!
"Erlang God, how many times have I told you, we didn't peek at Chang'e changing clothes, really not!"
Mo Lihai yelled!