Chapter 18: The Wicked

"Escape from the Crisis No.1", Lin Dong doesn't even have the slightest impression in his memory, so you can imagine how popular this show is.

Following Park Hyo-min and Park Ji-yeon, Lin Dong blended into the crew like an agent. There were six or seven chairs, facing the audience without an audience, a fixed panoramic camera and two close-up VJs, and then nothing else. This crew is really too small, it should be less than ten people.

T-Ara's agent competently ran to the director to report for duty, nodded and bowed, and saluted. The posture can be as low as it is, which is really worrying.

Lin Dong patted the girl next to him, "Park Hyo-min xi, do you usually have to be like an agent?" ”

As if he had been violated by something, Park Hyo-min took a few steps back, reached out and brushed the pat on the shoulder, looked at Lin Dong vigilantly, and remained silent.

Maintaining the posture of just patting his shoulder, Lin Dong suffered 10,000 tons of psychological damage, as for this? Forget it, Master Dong Ge has a lot of them, and he doesn't have the same knowledge as the little girl.

"Uncle, have you done something bad again? Why is Hyomin Oni guarding you like this? Park Ji-yeon asked curiously.

"I've always been passive, okay? You did everything, Park Ji-yeonxi. Lin Dong spread his hands helplessly.

"What? What's my business. ”

Park Ji-yeon asked with a confused expression, but there was silence in response. Lin Dong will definitely not admit his guilt, of course, he is silently pretending to be a victim; And Park Hyo-min is also ashamed to say that the little sister touched a man when she was asleep.

The little girl looked at the man's black face on the left and the woman's red face on the right, and was completely confused, so she had to give up these questions that needed to be thought about, took out a bag of preserved fruits from her bag, and turned on the little dinosaur mode storm to eat.

This nerve is absolutely big, and you can't admire it.

"Ernie, do you want to eat?"

Park Hyo-min originally wanted to be reserved and put on a stinky face for Lin Dong. However, the laughter is really a little low, seeing the little dinosaur eating so deliciously, the hard-working Xiaomin classmate still can't hold back the laughter after all.

The two teases ate happily and hung Lin Dong aside.

"yes. Why did you eat again, hurry up to the bathroom to brush your teeth, and then go to the waiting room to put on makeup. ”

"Oh."

The agent who had just pretended to be his grandson was dealing with two foodies at this time, quite mighty and domineering. The foodie sisters reluctantly put the preserved fruit back in their bags and ran to the bathroom to brush their teeth.

"Dude. Why was you so polite to that little director just now? Lin Dong finally couldn't help but ask this question.

"Although this show is a small production, it talks about safety knowledge, how to deal with crisis situations and other common sense. And KBS is a state-owned TV station, so programs of this nature will continue to be done without worrying about being cut. is also scheduled to broadcast in prime time, do you say that the director's status is low? ”

Damn, thousands of grass and mud horses are galloping in Lin Dong's heart, I can't imagine that there is also such a private show in Kimchi Country, and I can't figure out if the little director is still a relative of the emperor.

"I remembered that the children's dormitory was the home of the producers of "Sunshine Sisters". You are their landlord, who are you Lin Production? ”

Do you use them all? What happened to "Sunshine Sisters", as the boss and temporary producer, Lin Dong has not even watched the finished film, and he is completely confused. "yes, what's the advice?"

"Don't dare to be instructed, don't dare to be. I just want to ask Lin Productions if there are any new movie projects recently, the children have all styles, and they will definitely meet the needs of the characters......"

I thought that our relationship was built on feelings, but I didn't expect that in the end it was just a business.

Lin Dong shook the other party's eyes. Even if I talk about it, I won't talk to you, so I can't get the level of President Kim Kwang-so, and Dong Ge is now negative equity.

Just as the two foodies came back after brushing their teeth, Lin Dong once again pretended to be an agent and sneaked into the standby room to open his eyes. Take advantage of the trend to get rid of the entanglement of genuine agents.

"Ani Ase, we are T-Ara Smecta, please give me more advice."

It's a bow or something, but what's the matter with Brother Kanto, even if he's just a disguised agent, he won't bird these so-called predecessors.

"Huh. Lin Dong, why are you here? Have you been discharged from the hospital? ”

Where you don't meet in life, you can meet the golden tiger with soy sauce. It's too fateful, hurry up and take me out of the pit, "Brother Zhong Guo, I'm about to find you something, let's go out and talk." ”

"If you have something, you have to wait for a while, I'll introduce it to you." Kim Jong Kook didn't have any tacit understanding at all, and pulled Lin Dong to worship the mountain.

After introducing a few so-called seniors who Lin Dong is not interested in knowing and is basically impossible to see again.

"This is Yin Zhiyuan, a member of the original Crystal Boys, and he is a good singer."

"Ah, how many years ago did the Crystal Boys. I'm a host now, an actor, not a singer. After Yin Zhiyuan complained about Kim Jong Kook, he turned his head and introduced himself, "Hello, I'm Yin Zhiyuan." ”

"Hello, I'm Lin Dong." Sure enough, it was a political task program, and Yin Zhiyuan was actually arranged. Lin Dong didn't know about the crystal boy, host, actor or anything at all, he only knew that Yin Zhiyuan was a second-generation official, the kind who walked sideways in the Korean entertainment industry.

"Lin Dong, I've heard of your name for a long time, when will we make an appointment to have a discussion." Yin Zhiyuan put his arms around Lin Dong's neck and asked very familiarly.

"Sparring?" Lin Donghu suspiciously swept the other party's small body, this meter is about seven, more than fifty kilograms, looking for Brother Dong? I don't want to touch porcelain.

Kim Jong Kook jumped out as a commentator and said to Yin Zhiyuan: "Lin Dong has lost his memory, and he can't remember many things. If you have anything, make it clear. ”

"LoL, learn from League of Legends, that little girl in soya always says how powerful her master is, I have long wanted to find you to practice alone."

Damn, Lin Dong was attacked by the mind again, can the second generation of officials pursue it a little, you know how to play masturbation, you have to add a few girls, it's funny to be single-handed.

"Okay, if we have a chance, let's find someone to sit on Black Five, and forget it."

"Why?"

"The opponent is too weak to be interesting."

"Yikes! I'm a gold-level god, so I'm amazing......"

There is more fun than fun, the second generation of officials is good, carefree and playful if you want.

Kim Jong Kook didn't bother to bird him, and continued to help make an introduction, "This is Ji Chengjun, you can call him Ji." The good buddies who team up with Gary to play music are naturally our good buddies too. ”

"Ji? Is there a surname Ji in Korea? ”

"I don't know, it's this surname passed down from my ancestors. Hello, I'm Ji Sung-joon. I've heard Gary mention you many times, so let's talk about it when we have time. ”

"Again? Do you also play lol? "Lin Dong has been confused by these abnormal humans, and it seems that he is even crazier than Brother Dong.

"No, I box. I heard from Gary that you are very good at fighting, so I wanted to talk to you. ”

"Okay, if we have a chance, let's find more people to practice playing sandbags, and forget it."

"Why?"

"The opponent is too weak to be interesting."

"Yikes! My body, my weight, it's amazing......"

It's still more funny than funny, and for the first time, Lin Dong found that the same conversation and different people said different things, and it didn't violate the harmony at all, probably because they were also funny.

After chatting nonsense for a long time, T-Ara's two female babies also finished putting on makeup, anyway, adults have nothing to do with little girls like them.

"Eh, what are you two doing? Who asked you to put on makeup like this, our show is an educational program, and the elements of beauty should be healthy, understand? Hurry up and wash it. A middle-aged woman said furiously.

Although he had just introduced it, Lin Dong couldn't remember her name at all, and he wasn't interested in knowing what her name was. This middle-aged woman made up like a ghost, but because of that little makeup, she sprayed the two girls into scum, however,

"Inside. We know, thank you for teaching. ”

The evil rules of the kimchi country, the juniors are trained to be like dogs, and they have to greet people with a smile and thank their seniors for their advice. Depend on!

"They're doing a good job of makeup, so I don't think they need to wash it off. No makeup will affect the shooting effect more, and it is easy to cause reflection if you don't use powder. Lin Dong's temper tantrum flared up again.

"Ah, who are you? What's going on with you here? The middle-aged woman pointed at Lin Dong and scolded the street, not looking like a star at all.

"It doesn't matter who I am; What matters is who you are! When will it be your turn to dictate the T-Ara thing? Are you a program director or a TV station leader? You're just a host, is it your turn to teach T-Ara a a lesson, which onion are you? ”

Lin Dong's outburst startled everyone, and the two funny girls looked at Lin Dongdong as if they were looking at God.

"You, you, you ......" The middle-aged woman pointed at Lin Dong speechless.

"What are you, my name is Lin Dong, come to me if you don't accept it. If you dare to squirt feces all over your mouth, I will pump you so much that I can't spray it anymore. "Lin Dong, a madman, really put himself into the role of an agent when he launched a surge.

The middle-aged woman looked left and right, but no one in the audience came out to pull the rack, "Ya Tie Eight, you wait!" With a cruel word, the middle-aged woman ran out of the waiting room, not knowing whether to find foreign aid or something.

"Wow wow, uncle, so handsome! Senior Jin hates the members of the girl group the most, and he used to scold Girls' Generation for playing big names. Today, I was taught a lesson by you, Dafa! Park Ji-yeon waved her small fist in relief, as if she had knocked out the female demon king.

"The adults talk, and the children flash aside."

Lin Dong was very angry and had to interrupt the little dinosaur's words fiercely.

This funny paper has no eyesight at all, there are still a lot of people on the scene, as a junior, he actually said this about his predecessors, if it spreads, the consequences will be sour. No wonder Park Ji-yeon will be blackened into a typical example of impoliteness and quality in the future, this Nima is really a non-war crime, lacking roots and tendons, and there is no help. (To be continued.) )