Chapter 013: Forcibly reasoning

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Gu Ze didn't practice for the first time after returning to the room, but seriously thought about what to do next, the facts of the legendary gods and ghosts in the past have proved that they do exist, according to the information he knows now, the improvement of mana cultivation, people's lifespan can also increase, the higher the cultivation, the longer the lifespan, although the life span of those immortals is not unlimited, but it is also close to the concept of infinity, anyway, I have never heard of the immortals who die of natural old age.

Then, no one will think that he has a long life, and improving his cultivation to increase his life span is the first goal pursued by Gu Ze, and he also plans to wait for his cultivation to improve, and give his mother and sister an empowerment to help them see if they can find the right exercises, as for the confidentiality regulations or something, when his cultivation is strong, he will care about it, the only thing that makes him dare not spread it is the land scriptures, and his grandfather solemnly told him in the message, and the heavenly court may turn a blind eye to other things, but if such immortal exercises are spread indiscriminately, they will definitely be punished by heaven, he was scared half to death by Yue Lao, where do you dare to mess around!

Thinking of cultivation, Gu Ze had a pain again, he had been practicing in the temple for a few hours before, and he heard a few ghosts say that it was still quite awesome to enter the cultivation method, but he still felt that his cultivation was almost unchanged, if he cultivated normally, he didn't know how long it would take to improve a small rank, this method is not advisable!

However, Gu Ze had a shortcut, that is, there were relatively enough spirit crystals, so he did it when he thought of it, took out a spirit crystal the size of a glass bead from the Divine Seal Space and held it in his hand, took off his shoes and sat cross-legged on the bed, and then began to run the exercises.

As soon as the exercises were running, Gu Ze felt that it was different from his previous cultivation, a stream of pure vitality poured into his body like a sweet spring from the warm spar in his hand, and the majestic vitality did not know how many times faster than the natural absorption from the outside world.

Cultivation of the stinging stinging is small

Bang bang bang!

A knock on the door interrupted Gu Ze's cultivation.

After opening his eyes, Gu Ze was surprised to find that the spirit crystal in his hand had disappeared without a trace, and he thought it had fallen, but after carefully rummaging on the bed, he found that it was indeed gone, and he was very distressed and said to himself: "Isn't it, the cultivation will be used up after such a while?" It's too much of a loser, hey!"

"Son, don't read the little yellow book, it's time to eat!" Roin's voice came from outside the door.

Hearing Luo Yin's shout, Gu Ze answered, looked at the time on his phone, and found that it was already twelve o'clock at noon, and he was very surprised, feeling that he had only been cultivating for a while, and it had been almost four hours, no wonder the spirit crystal had run out.

After feeling the mana in the body, I was overjoyed, and I actually found that the mana had increased a little, although the increase was very weak, but at least I could feel it, it seemed that the cultivation of spirit crystals was indeed remarkable!

After going to the dining room downstairs, the meal had already been served, Gu Ze sat down and said: "Mom, don't you go one day Little Yellow Book, the little Yellow Book's mouth is not good, let others hear the joke, my magazines are actually put by my friends here for safekeeping, I haven't even read them."

Seeing his son's serious nonsense, Luo Yin suddenly said: "There is a book called empty, those blue stockings are very beautiful, my son knows where to sell them, I also want to buy a pair."

Gu Ze glanced at Luo Yin disdainfully and said: "Mom, people call you Teacher Cang, although you still have charm, but don't you think it's too much to wear that kind of stockings at your age, and people are white stockings, where is there blue, are you colorblind!"

"Haha! I lied to me that I didn't see it, how the color of the stockings is clear, I was recruited, son, you dare to play with my mother with this IQ, it's far away, and I don't know if you lost your IQ when you went out to play when you were a child and never got it back, poor Oh!" Luo Yin said triumphantly.

Guzawa: ""

Gu Ze originally planned to ignore her for at least an hour, but after two mouthfuls of food, he couldn't help but say: "You know that kind of book you still read, and you are not ashamed."

After Luo Yin glanced at her son, she said uncontrollably: "Do you think that the old lady is as unqualified as you?" The focus of our reading is different, you kid just stares at the meat on other people's bodies, and the old lady looks at it as a fashion magazine, can it be the same, you sit far away for me, I don't know if this disease will be contagious!"

After Luo Yin finished speaking, he moved the stool with a disgusted face, far away from Gu Ze, as if he was really afraid of being infected.

"Mom, I won't talk to you for at least two days." Gu Ze said with a serious face, and almost swore to the sky.

"Son, you are so funny, you talk like someone rarely talks to you, it's better to talk to you less, otherwise your IQ will be pulled to a horizontal line by you, and you won't be able to live this life in the future?" Luo Yin said naturally.

Gu Ze left angrily after eating two bites, he felt that this day could not be lived now, he was now a little suspicious that his father was in a car accident on purpose, and the car accident was still a happy death, otherwise it would be even worse to be angry with his mother, he is now at least mixed with an IQ gone, and there is hope to get it back, he used to often listen to his mother scold his father for feeding pigs with IQ, this is the rhythm of finding nowhere to find!

After Gu Ze went out, he wandered around the village, the people in their village were still very diligent, and many people began to go to the ground just after noon, and unconsciously turned to the door of Cheng Xiaoyan's house.

Pretending to look around, but didn't find the enemy, Gu Ze lay in front of her courtyard and shouted: "Xiaoyan, is Xiaoyan at home, Brother Xiao Ze will take you out to play!"

As soon as the words fell, I saw Cheng Xiaoyan coming out of the house

As soon as Gu Ze's face showed joy, he saw a shadow appear behind Cheng Xiaoyan, and her father also showed his head with a black face, it seems that his summoning technique is quite good, summon two at a time, summon a small one, and send a big one!

"You want to play, right, it just so happens that your Uncle Cheng has just finished eating and wants to eliminate his appetite, can you take me for a walk twice?" Cheng Gang said to the dumbfounded Gu Ze without smiling.

"Uncle Echeng, why didn't you go to the ground?" Gu Ze asked depressedly.

"Knowing that your kid is back, how dare I go to the ground, or look at my daughter, why don't you give me the trick of hallucinating today?"

Gu Ze was choked by him, as for him, he said that he looked like a bad person

"Uncle Cheng, let's not play illusion today, let's play reasoning." Gu Ze puffed up his chest and said.

Cheng Gang showed a big smile after hearing this, leaned on the door frame of his house and said: "It's good to be reasonable, I'm just a reasonable person, you say, I'll listen!"

Cheng Xiaoyan was also quite speechless for these two people, so she simply went into the house, took out a small bench, sat on the edge of the door, supported her chin, and saw what kind of trouble they were going to make.

Gu Ze was happy when he heard that Cheng Gang was willing to reason, and immediately spoke: "Uncle Cheng, you see that Xiaoyan is also so old, and it is a waste of food to stay in your house for a day now, why don't you let my family go to help you raise it for a few days?"

Cheng Gang glanced at him, picked his ears and said: "My family is diligent and has a lot of food, unlike you kid, you can't lift your shoulders and can't resist, I'm afraid that Xiaoyan will starve to death in two days after following you."

"My family has money!"

"My family is not poor."

"I'm handsome, and it's her who takes advantage of your daughter!"

"My daughter is beautiful, has a good figure, and is not worried about getting married."

"I'm a cultural person, and I'm just 100 points short of being admitted to university!"

"My daughter is more literate than you, and she is only 99 points short of going to university."

"I watched your daughter take a shower when I was eight years old!"

"My daughter was still bathing her when she was eight years old, wait, what did you say? Don't run, you little bastard!"

A few minutes later, Gu Ze returned to the scene with his eyes on the panda and Yan'er was twisted by the collar, and Cheng Gang motioned for him to continue reasoning.

"Okay, then let's not talk about this, I'm just here to find Xiaoyan to hang out for a while, why do you look like a bad guy and guard against me." Guze started from scratch to reason.

"Do you really want to hear it?" Cheng Gang, who was now comfortable, asked.

"Must listen!"

"It's a pretty good guy, but every time he comes to my door, he becomes a thief, of course I have to guard against you!"

Gu Ze almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood, is he so unbearable, and he usually likes to joke with beautiful girls, he really doesn't have any dirty ideas, anyway, he thinks so himself.

"Uncle, it's not right for you to manage Xiaoyan all day long, Xiaoyan is now an adult, legally speaking, she can already be independent, you can't restrict her freedom in life and the right to make friends." Gu Ze said.

"Legally speaking, I am her father, and she must be prevented from being abducted by bad people who are plotting against her in the name of making friends." Cheng Gang said not to be outdone.

"Uncle, you are using strong words!" Gu Ze said angrily.

"Boy, I'm forcibly reasoning!" Cheng Gang's eyes widened.

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