Chapter 972 - Married Three in One Breath
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my apprentice's wedding celebration, originally his parents were not there, and I, the master, should be in the high hall, but who called this kid so romantic, married three daughters-in-law at once, and as a result, my position was squeezed out, how can I, the master, not go on stage? So the identity of this host was snatched down by me!"
Looking at the funny carefree people on the stage, everyone in the audience laughed.
Dongfang Shuo rubbed his forehead, he had already foreseen this situation, and the host was handed over to the Xiaoyao Daoist, this wedding would not become child's play!
"Gossip short, let's get straight to the point, I think you're all looking forward to seeing the brides, and here are the three brides invited!"
The three brides walked in side by side, all covered with hijabs on their heads, and they couldn't tell who was who.
"Okay, is it so easy to marry three daughters-in-law at the same time? Lao Tzu, I haven't married a daughter-in-law for more than 2,000 years, so I have to set some problems for him, Xiao Shuo, you have to guess the three of them in turn, the requirement is that you can't use your true qi, you can't enter within three meters of them, you can't release the spirit pet or use something else to open their hijab, only give you the opportunity to say two words, time is a stick of incense, now the graduate school entrance examination begins!"
Dongfang Shuo glanced at the carefree Taoist in surprise, is it necessary to be so childish?
Even Tang Bohu's family only guesses one, Dongfang Shuo has to guess three, and there are only two sentences!
"Shouldn't the three of you give three sentences?" Dongfang Shuo asked weakly.
"You are stupid to me, do you still need to guess the third after you guess two? Just two sentences, you have no room for bargaining!" said the free Taoist categorically.
Dongfang Shuo thought for a moment and then said: "There shouldn't be Xia Zhihe among these three people, that girl has no figure!"
"Dongfang Shuo, I've blinded your dog's eyes, where am I out of shape?" Xia Zhihe directly lifted her hijab and glared at Dongfang Shuo and asked.
"This is Xia Zhihe, find out in one sentence!"
"Hahaha!"
No one expected that Dongfang Shuo would really determine a person's identity with one sentence, I really don't know if he is smart or bold and not afraid of death, so he said that he was the daughter-in-law who had just passed the door!
"Count you through, but you still have two sentences, neither Yuezhu nor Mo Ling will be provoked by your words, I want to see what you want to do!"
Dongfang Shuo was speechless, is there such a master?
"This should be Mo Ling, I hugged her, and she is about the same figure!" After speaking, Dongfang Shuo hurriedly looked at Xia Zhihe, but found that Xia Zhihe smiled proudly.
"This is Yuezhu!"
"How do you know? No...... Didn't you just say this was Sister Mo Ling?"
"yes, but I see that your expression is wrong, so I know she must not be Mo Ling!"
"You've been making fun of me?" Xia Zhihe asked dissatisfiedly.
"Hehe, there's no way, if it weren't for you, I really wouldn't have been able to succeed in two sentences, Master?
"I ...... It's been ......."
The people of Xiaoyao Dao were very unhappy when they saw that they had not arrived in Dongfang Shuo, which made the guests present laugh, good guy, there is such a host?
Bang!
"Sun Zhong'an, you're going too far, aren't you? You actually took out the spirit card when Xiao Shuo was happy? Are you here to find trouble?" At this moment, with a sound, Tang Yuzheng's dissatisfied voice spread all over everyone's ears.
"What's this? My apprentice and Dongfang Shuo have also fought each other, and they are considered to be friends, shouldn't they let him witness this wedding?" Sun Zhongan said with a provocative expression.
"You ......"
"Hehe, Brother He and I do know each other, of course it doesn't matter if he wants to witness my wedding, but since ancient times, since Brother He's spirit card has come out, should his junior brothers kneel, otherwise it will make people think that your Five Elements Gate is very rude, in fact, after this spirit card came out, a large group of people were laughing there, I even doubted Brother He's character, he was so discouraged from the hearts of his junior brothers?"
"You ......"
"Haha, that's right, it's no problem for you to take the spirit card, you juniors should kneel, the Five Elements Gate is really rude!" Tang Yuzheng hurriedly answered.
"Humph!"
Sun Zhongan was about to put away the spirit card, but Tang Yuzheng didn't do it: "I said, you say take it, you say take it, you say you will accept it? You want to let your apprentice who has hung up to witness the wedding, and then you take it back now, do you have any opinions?"
"And what else do you want?"
"It's not good, look at the wedding!" After speaking, Tang Yuzheng sat back down.
Sun Zhongan knew that Tang Yuzheng was on the bar with him today, so he had no choice but to turn his head to look at Gongsun Yongyi, hoping that he could say a few words, after all, Gongsun Yongyi has always been the image of a good man.
"Come, goddaughter-in-law, eat vegetables!" As he spoke, Gongsun Yongyi took a chopstick dish and put it in Shen Manhe's bowl.
Sun Zhong'an's teeth itched, but there was no way, it was obvious that Gongsun Yongyi was not ready to take care of it, and no one on the Wuxing Gate and Fulong Pavilion could come out to be a peacemaker, in desperation, he turned his head and said, "You all kneel!"
As a result, Dongfang Shuo's next wedding continued in an orderly manner in front of a spirit card and a group of kneeling Five Elements Sect disciples.
Dong Yirou has a slight change in her opinion of Dongfang Shuo, it seems that this person does have some ability, but she is still very disgusted with Dongfang Shuo, in its opinion, a woman wants to treat a man from the beginning, then that man should be the same, Dongfang Shuo married three in one breath It means that he is a flowery person, and the person who marries him is not a good thing!
"Proceed to the next one, Zhihe, you put the hijab back on!"
When Xia Zhihe re-covered the hijab, the Xiaoyao Daoist said: "Okay, these three are your brides, you have to remove the hijab, but there are three, so you have to have one, two, three, you also know who they are, so you can uncover them according to the thoughts in your heart!" After speaking, the Xiaoyao Daoist stood there with a good look.
Dongfang Shuo smiled bitterly, this is really the character of a carefree Taoist, one ring after another, he already knows who the other party is, no matter which one is revealed first, the other two will definitely be unhappy, this trick is quite damaged.
However, this little thing was not difficult for Dongfang Shuo, I saw that with a wave of his hand, the hijabs of the three of them were blown off.
"What are you doing here, how are you violating the rules?" asked the Xiaoyao Daoist with dissatisfaction.
"Violations?
"Didn't you say that you can't use true qi?"
"That was when I guessed people before, and now it's not the next link, isn't it?"
"I ...... But didn't I say I'm going to uncover them one by one?"
"It's unraveled one by one, but the time difference is so small that even I can't tell which one is the first!"
"Hey, you kid, don't you dare to play tricks with your master and me?