Chapter 10: Extra
After a long time, Yuanyang Canghua Game absorbed the essence of many small world online games, and opened up an internal communication function, which allows players in different worlds and different game versions to communicate with other players through the guò client Yuanguang.
At first, this exchange section was occupied by players in the Immortal Cultivation Edition, and most of the posts were full of academic mystical scriptures, such as: "Nameless Valley Golden Space Cutting Tutorial, with a simplified version of the spell and a detailed spell casting process, those who are interested in contacting the Nameless Valley Mochen Dao Master." ”
Another example: "High price acquisition!" Which Taoist friend has an uncut version of "The History of Xuanyuan Yi", please come to the lower house of Wenhuazong to negotiate! Elder Xu of the lecture hall asked him to read and submit a 60,000-word paper before the weekend, if any Taoist friend has not submitted a paper or outline, he can also trade, and he can pay according to the number of words! ”
Also: "Before the end of the month, there is a mock exam within the Zhitian Pavilion, and all students are requested to step up their review of the knowledge points of "Cultivation Foundation Volume VII: Additional Dimensions". ”
And: "Novice female gamers beg to bring!" Ask Yuan Dian to send Elder Shu's gold hydration refining method handouts, and ask the senior brother above Zhuji to help me with the basic knowledge of chemistry......"
And so on, full of fairy style.
Later, the internal communication section was gradually added to the travel version of the mortal player game, so there was suddenly a [letter of commendation] with the wrong style in this academic exchange area.
The letter reads:
"I was going to complain about this game! The official game only collects money and does not invest in technology, and the players who enter the travel version of Xiaoqian World do not have any security guarantee at all, and they may even encounter life danger during the game! But, I met a god-like rescue expert in the game, who rescued me from the crisis of *, carried me for dozens of miles of mountain roads, and made me a particularly delicious game meal......
It was because of his efforts that my impression of the game improved, and I was willing to accept the game's compensation and continue to play.
I won't talk much about the official problem here, and then I will mainly praise this customer service, starting with my entry into the small world called Source Sand:
When I first teleported into that world, I felt that it was not very reliable, because the teleportation array was not built in a bustling urban area like other worlds, but in a primeval forest. As soon as I left the teleportation array protection, I was almost taken by a strange bird as big as a pterodactyl, and the whole forest was full of all kinds of animal croakings, and it was gloomy and scary during the day.
I wanted to complain and go back directly, but a blonde primitive man who looked honest and loyal came out of the woods, knocked the bird down with a snap, and saved my life.
The primitive man who rescued me was called Iwa, and he told me that this forest was dangerous and asked me to go home with him for dinner. I feel that the big brother in the primitive society is good, enthusiastic and righteous, the primeval forest environment is good and the ecology is good, and I should stay for a few days to breathe fresh air reads;. Then I went back with him, and I saw a lot of warm and enthusiastic uncles and uncles in their tribe...... Anyway, there are no big sisters and big sisters.
Of course, I'm also a big man, thinking about it, maybe the ancient people were so feudal, and women weren't allowed to come out to meet guests, so I didn't think much about it.
After meeting the locals in a mess, Iwa took me to their house and cooked me a meal of bird meat - to be honest, the meat tasted so fragrant and natural, and it was delicious without the seasonings, and the broiler chickens sold in our world were completely incomparable.
At night, I slept in the Iwa house, and their small mud house was only one, so he added a blanket next to the blanket he slept on for me to sleep in, and I didn't think about anything. Including waking up the next morning, I found him rolling to my side and hugging me, and there was a pillar of optimus underneath, I thought it was a primitive man, so open-minded...... Well, don't think about that stuff anymore.
Later, during the day, Yan went hunting, and a group of uncles and eldest brothers came to his house, and the owner talked to me when he was not there. At that time, I felt that their expressions were not right, and the topic of conversation was not quite right, and I grabbed me and said that Iwa was such a good orc, and how many females in the tribe wanted to marry him. They also touched my hands and face, and asked me why my skin was so slippery, whether I was spoiled and very good at home, whether I was married, whether I had children, or anything.
I almost thought that I was going back to my hometown during the Spring Festival and met a bunch of aunts who were happy to force marriage, and the aunts had a super high force value, and the big hands put on my shoulders and almost pressed out of my waist disc to come out!
Anyway, I was scared stupid, just listening to them, at most nodding my head.
After listening to the nonsense for an afternoon, I knew one thing - this world is not the primitive tribe I understand! The people here are not people at all, but an orcs that can transform, and only male orcs can transform, female orcs cannot change. The male orcs are responsible for hunting outside, the female orcs are responsible for weaving nets, fishing, doing household chores, etc., and the group of uncles and brothers who come to me are all females.
A group of females who are taller than me, strong, muscular, and able to give birth.
It is said that I should have run on the spot when I heard about this social formation, but unfortunately at that time I was still a straight (s) male (b) who had not experienced the darkness of society, and I didn't hear the meaning of their words at all, and I felt that the orcs who picked me up were just to learn from Lei Feng and do good deeds.
But I made the females confused at the time, and I also felt that this matter had nothing to do with me, and I was just an alien tourist who took care of people's parents. Later, when I came back, I didn't think about it, and I played in the tribe for a few days, and I saw a lot of orcs.
But there is nothing to play in the primitive society, the female is the same as the aunt of the neighborhood committee to check the household registration, the orcs fight every day, and the original form also fights the beast form, and I don't dare to get too close to the people, for fear of delaying their fight.
So I wanted to leave. But I can't cross the primeval forest here alone, so I'll ask the rock to send me back to the teleportation array. As a result, Yan turned his face on the spot with me, saying that I couldn't go, I was the one he picked up and brought back to the tribe, and it was his female, and I had to give him a baby.
I explained to him that I was not a female but a man, and that he had what I had, and that he would not believe me and show him.
He said that he didn't know what a man was, he knew that he was an orc, and that he had to sleep with a female who had no owner.
Dry!
I don't want to dwell on the rest of the story!
Anyway, I desperately cried for help, my voice was about to burst, and none of the females who had come to talk were gone, and I was left alone to fight for my life. I hated this broken game at the time, and I thought that if I could go back alive, I would go to the Consumer Association to complain, and if I didn't complain, I would never stop until the game company went bankrupt!
Just when I decided to be so desperate that I wanted to hang myself in front of the place where the round light was sold, the god-like lifeguard appeared to reads;
I didn't pay attention to when he came in, but when he came in, he punched the rock into the ground, and the momentum of the action was so handsome that people couldn't close their mouths!
He told me that his name was Shao Zongyan and that he had come to save me, an honored guest.
At that time, I felt that if I were a woman, I would have to marry him immediately, and if he was a woman, I could take out a loan for 30 years to buy a house and propose to him!
Then he took off his clothes and put them on me, put his arms around my waist and carried them on my shoulders, so easily that he didn't even breathe! He carried me on my shoulders for a full afternoon on the mountain road, and he really ran for it, faster than the rock, and ran dozens of miles before it was dark.
He left me down halfway up the mountain to see clearly, people not only have strong work ability, but also very beautiful appearance, squinting and smiling, it is estimated that girls within a radius of dozens of miles can go up and paste upside down.
I'm here, I have to praise Shao Zongyan's little brother for his comprehensive su zhì! Although he is beautiful, he is not negligent at all because of his appearance, and his cooking is particularly delicious! It's not a delicious way to eat any matter how good the ingredients are, but a delicious way to make simple ingredients that are comparable to a five-star chef!
The grilled snake meat is very fragrant and tender! The bird egg soup is particularly thick and delicious!
I can't describe it, anyway, it's the feeling that as long as you take a bite, you will forget your stomach capacity, and you won't even be willing to sleep if you don't finish eating!
He could hunt, dig traps, build tents, get water from bamboo knots, and bake birds' eggs from the ashes of the fire...... I didn't eat this later because of flash floods and mudslides, which is really a pity.
At that time, I thought, I also admit the beauty plan, although their company did not do well in the early stage, but with such a good customer service, I will not go to the consumer association to complain when I see his face, and I will not go to the door of their store to hang myself.
Later, Yan brought a few of the strongest orcs of their tribe to chase us, but it was useless, these weak orcs were all vulnerable in front of Shao Zongyan! He not only has both physical beauty and spiritual beauty, but also super combat effectiveness, with me, the five scumbags of the battle can completely explode the four tough orcs, and the rhythm of smashing people to the ground in a fight looks cool!
What I remember most clearly is the scene where he grabbed a large copper stove of several hundred pounds and smashed it down, and that picture is still clear in front of my eyes.
Later, due to heavy rain, a mudslide broke out in the mountains, and the one-sided crushing battle was forced to be suspended. Shao Zongyan carried me and another orc to climb half of the hill within a few minutes, escape from the range of the mudslide, and then frightened the orc's courage with a few words, and took me back to the teleportation array safely.
I will never forget this experience in my life!
I am writing this letter not only to praise him, but also to remind the majority of travel players - you don't know when you will be pitted to the world, you must shout for help and complain loudly at this time! Yuan Yang Canghua game is most afraid of complaints, as long as you complain well, you will be able to get the love and comfort of the beauty after-sales personnel and all kinds of compensation! I also hope that everyone will name Shao Zongyan more, let him have more performance, and develop his career better, you will definitely not regret it.
Ninghua Small World Fengxi"
Immediately after this letter of thanks was issued, it was locked by the technicians of the Thousand Mirage Pavilion, and part of the content of the last paragraph was revised before it was made public. However, after that, this breakthrough letter of praise still became popular in the internal communication section, and even triggered a very enthusiastic round of competition for the customer service personnel he had encountered, and countless letters of praise, thank you, comment posts, and gossip posts came into being......
That was a long time later, though.