Zombie snoring in a coffin......

Liu Guanzhang also felt a little embarrassed, and said without words: "You haven't gotten off work yet?" ”

Sai Tianxian ignored this stubble and asked, "What are you doing in the coffin?" Don't tell me sù I'm going to surprise me. ”

"I said I was thinking about life, do you believe me?"

Sai Tianxian's expression was not one of belief or disbelief, but of "Get out." ”

"Lying in the coffin, imagining that I am dead, feeling death, nostalgic for life, the journey of life, like a white horse passing through the gap, from croaking to lying in the coffin, but a hundred years! I often wonder, what is the biggest difference between a person and a corpse lying in a coffin? Is death the end or a new beginning? Why do humans have such a fear of death? Today, after witnessing death, I have a new understanding of life, so I came to you and wanted to share it with you! ”

"If you weren't lying in the coffin and couldn't do it, I would have smoked you with a big mouth!" Sai Tianxian still can't let go of the events of that day.

"Nowadays, people are always so impetuous, the pace of life is accelerating, people can't think of stopping and thinking, we always move forward with the goal ahead, spare no effort, but on the way forward, lose ourselves...... Oh, I'll go, we have something to say, don't do it! ”

If you put the perspective above the haunted house, the picture at this moment is like this: the setting is a closed room in the style of a broken temple, under the dim light, there are three rows of coffins in the room, among which a coffin in the corner is half open with the coffin lid, and a female ghost in white is stretching her legs, kicking a Qing Dynasty zombie lying in the coffin.

The space inside the coffin was too small to dodge, and the zombies held their heads and begged bitterly. The female ghost stretched out her legs and kicked in and was still angry, and as soon as she held the edge of the coffin, the whole person jumped into the coffin, kicking and stepping on it.

At this time, the entrance door opened, and a tourist came. The person who came was a man and a woman, and the two held hands, presumably as a couple. The girl was very timid and hid behind the boy, and the boy pretended to be calm, but in fact he was also apprehensive. The girl said in a trembling voice, "What a lot of coffins! ”

"When I first entered the door, I felt like I heard screams." The boy said quietly.

"Don't scare me!"

"I swear, I really heard—ah! Look, on that coffin, there's a female ghost! ”

Hearing that someone came in, Sai Tianxian didn't have time to hide, and sat on the coffin, dressed in white with long hair, and slowly looked back, although this secret room is based on zombies as a horror theme, but at this moment there is a female ghost sitting on the coffin, but it has raised the horror atmosphere to a higher level.

I saw that the coffin lid shook for a while, and the female ghost on it didn't seem to be able to sit steadily, ah! Suddenly, the female ghost screamed as if it could pierce the eardrums, and in the scream, someone was faintly heard saying, "You stepped on my hand."

The young couple, if they hadn't been scared and weak, would have run away a long time ago. In the shaking coffin, a hand suddenly stretched out and pushed the female ghost away, and then the coffin lid was lifted instantly, and a burly Qing Dynasty corpse king stood up in the coffin, turned his head and looked at the two people at the door.

The zombie stood up and looked at the two intruders with a blank expression. The pair of little men and women at the door were frightened, the corpse king was infinitely powerful, his face was hideous, and if you looked closely, there seemed to be a shoe print on the zombie's pale face.

Just now, these two tourists suddenly broke in, Sai Tianxian and Liu Guanzhang were both startled, Sai Tianxian was experienced after all, and sat on the coffin, a female ghost's classic look back, instantly raised the terrifying atmosphere to the peak.

On the other hand, she was afraid that Liu Guanzhang would not know the situation outside, speak, or suddenly get up, and be found by tourists to be goofs, so she sat on the edge of the coffin and stepped on Liu Guanzhang in the coffin with two legs.

So there was the sound of "you stepped on my hand".

Liu Guanzhang, whose hand was trampled on, struggled desperately, Sai Tianxian's upper body remained calm and calm, and when he saw that Liu was not honest, he stepped on it a few more times. So there was a scene where the corpse king appeared domineeringly just now.

In a secret room, four people, according to their roles, are a female ghost, a zombie, and two innocent-looking tourists playing soy sauce. The corpse king looked at the little couple at the door, then at Sai Tianxian, and asked with his eyes, what should I do now?

Sai Tianxian couldn't speak, and he was anxious: You stupid, chase those two tourists! Isn't it over scaring them away? What are you looking at me for?

What are you doing?

The corpse king was born, and the female ghost riding on the lid of his coffin was very unpleasant, so he roared at the female ghost, and the female ghost was not used to illness, so she gave the corpse king a big mouth when she went up.

The corpse king was very aggrieved, but he still didn't jump the scene, his hands were open, and he bared his teeth at the female ghost, as if he was about to attack. Unexpectedly, the female ghost is more sexual, and her backhand is a big mouth!

The Corpse King was almost beaten and cried, grinning at the female ghost. The two of them used their eyes and expressions to make the following conversation:

Sai Tianxian: You're a **, chasing tourists? You are a zombie and you can jump, I play the role of a female ghost, but I can't float!

Liu Guanzhang: Your skirt is so long, isn't it the same as floating in the small steps? I'm a zombie, as soon as I come out and make you slap my mouth, and then ignore you and chase tourists, am I a bit of a zombie?

Sai Tianxian: Zombies have no brains, isn't it normal to chase the yang energy of the living?

Liu Guanzhang: That female ghost slapped the zombie's mouth, can you explain it to me? If I don't chase you, I'll look like I'm cheap!

Sai Tianxian: I'm a female ghost, let you chase everywhere, I'm also very shameless!

Liu Guanzhang: What's the matter? Do you want to knock it again?

Sai Tianxian: Afraid of you?

The tearing battle between the corpse king and the female ghost blinded the audience's eyes. The little couple had forgotten their fear at the moment, and they were foaming at the mouth. The boy watched the female ghost make a move, and the crotch of his pants was cold, and the girl saw the corpse king being beaten, and seemed to be a little unbearable, and gently tugged her boyfriend: Shall we go to the rack?

"This level of combat is not something we can interfere in." The boy took his girlfriend's hand, walked out of the exit around the nerves, and could still hear the two talking from a distance: Is this an innovative show from a haunted house? Why isn't it advertised at the door? Female ghosts fight zombies, the value of this 80 flowers!

Seeing the two walking away, the female ghost and the zombie stopped, and the two looked at each other for a moment, both slightly embarrassed. The female ghost took out a cigarette from her white clothes, touched her body without fire, got up and walked to the incense table, and took a puff on the flame of the candlestick before lighting the cigarette. The zombie sat on the lid of the coffin, hooked his finger at the female ghost, signaled for one, and the female ghost took two sips of herself, and then stuffed it into the zombie's mouth.

"That's all there is to you."

The zombie didn't dislike it, took a deep breath, and returned the cigarette to the female ghost, "Lady cigarettes, I'm not used to smoking." ”

The female ghost took the cigarette, sat side by side with the zombie on the coffin lid, and asked, "What do you think?" How did you get to the haunted house? Still hiding in a coffin? ”

Liu Guanzhang sighed lightly, "I said I miss you, you must not believe it, right?" ”