Chapter 033: Where's the Battery?
Seeing that the villagers are now looking at him, Gu Ze has not decided what to do now, he is the land master, and there are a few ghost subordinates, the easiest way is of course to kill Xu Ziqiang directly, and no one can find out the kind, let him be killed. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info But Gu Ze is a normal person, and if he doesn't have a deep hatred, where can he get a dead hand, so this matter has to be pondered.
"Let's disperse first, I'll think of a way when I go back." After Gu Ze finished speaking, he turned around and prepared to leave.
But Zhao Sihai came over, took Gu Ze's arm and said anxiously: "Xiao Ze, you are now the divine envoy of the land lord, you can't ignore this matter, a large group of our people have made a wish in front of the land lord, saying that they will help his old man build a temple, if this matter is blamed by the land lord, who can afford it!" After Zhao Sihai finished speaking, many villagers also nodded in agreement, afraid that Gu Ze was just perfunctory, and he really didn't care about it in a fit of anger, so what should they do? Many of them kowtowed and made promises, if it were other places, the promise would be a fart, if it wasn't built, it wouldn't be built, what a big deal, but it's different here, they know that the land here will jump out, where do they dare to deceive his old man!
Gu Ze was a little surprised, he didn't expect that he, the nominal divine envoy, was not in a hurry, these villagers were more anxious than him, but after listening to their words, they also understood their worries, they didn't know what his temper was, if they had a small belly, they might indeed suffer.
"Okay, I'm not perfunctory to you, don't forget that I'm a real divine envoy, if the land lord is angry, he will definitely settle accounts with me first, I don't want to take the blame, so I will solve this matter, I just go back and think of a way first, and tell the land lord to let him give us a few more grace days!" Gu Ze had to fool everyone first, otherwise he didn't know when he would be able to get his way today.
Hearing Gu Ze say that he would go back and let the land lord give him a grace time, everyone would not stop him, this is a big deal that cannot be delayed.
When Gu Ze left, everyone kept telling him that he needed help with something, even if he went to block the door of Xu Ziqiang's house, they did it, although they knew that Xu Ziqiang was not easy to provoke, but they were so powerful that one person didn't dare to mess with him, dozens of people and hundreds of people were still afraid of him!
Gu Ze thought about it, but still shook his head and refused, although this is also a method, but although Xu Ziqiang is not even a Jiupin Sesame Official, he is also a person from a government department, and their trouble like this can be regarded as a mass incident, and he doesn't want to make things too big.
"Stinky boy, now you tell my mother to be honest, what's going on?" On the way home, Luo Yin pulled Gu Ze's ear and asked viciously.
"Ouch... Mom, let go, I'm a god now, a person with a lot of status, I can't beat it!" Gu Ze covered his ears and wailed.
"The identity of a fart, are you still proud to be a god? The old lady knelt stupidly in front of the tattered statue in the temple for a long time, and she didn't settle the account with you! Luo Yin said and increased the strength of his hand.
"Oops... Let go, your ears are about to fall off, what a tattered idol, that's the Lord of the Earth, he will manifest, you are not afraid of him jumping out to trouble you now. After Gu Ze escaped from the demon clutche, he began to intimidate Luo Yin.
"Fart, the land master, when I'm stupid, what era, return the land master, even if there is, dare to jump out and trouble the old lady to see if I don't hammer him to death, anyway, son, how did you get that flash stunt, it really looks like that, if I don't know what you are, I may be bluffed, and that bead looks a little interesting, is it on the battery?." Luo Yin suddenly asked with great interest, obviously still very interested in what was happening in the temple. Gu Ze couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, the land lord was really hammered by Luo Yin just now, and his ears are still red, and it is rare for him to be so aggrieved. "Mom, that's not a stunt, it's really the manifestation of the Lord of the Earth, the whole clay statue is glowing, it's still the kind that can freely lock on to the target and shoot, you go and get it for me, even if it's a special grade, it's not a few tens of millions each, do you think I have the money to get that thing, as for the beads, it's here, huh... See for yourself, where is the battery? After Gu Ze finished speaking, he took out the beads and handed them to Luo Yin.
"Hey, it's kind of interesting, son, where are you hiding?" Luo Yin raised his head and asked Gu Ze after playing with the beads that were flowing in brilliance.
"Where is it hidden?"
"The glittering inside must be on the battery, but this thing is quite advanced, it should be some kind of miniature battery, I know this!" Luo Yin said to Gu Ze while continuing to look through it.
"You know a fart, I don't know much about this thing, why don't you believe it, don't you find that this bead is very comfortable to hold in your hand?" Gu Ze asked a little puzzled.
"I feel it, but can this bead be hidden in your clothes by your kid and put it close to your body?"
"I ...... Then there is no crack in this bead hybrid element, where do you say the battery is installed? ”
"I also understand this, don't think that your mother is a rural person is a mountain cannon, this is called built-in processing, and the battery is installed in it when it leaves the factory, it's a little interesting!"
Gu Ze was really speechless, if he wasn't afraid of being beaten, he really wanted to roar: "You are a mountain artillery, a fairy thing, you treat him as something produced by a factory assembly line, you are not a mountain artillery!"
"Okay, Mom, you win, I'm a liar, are you satisfied?" Gu Ze said dejectedly.
After hearing this, Luo Yin smiled, patted Gu Ze's shoulder and said: "Accept it, boy, you are too tender, it's okay to deceive others with a little trick, but the old lady is an ordinary person, your means are too inferior, but to be honest, your statue shines well, shut up, don't talk about tens of millions, you still want to deceive the old lady, it's just a few thousand yuan of stage lighting effects, it's almost the same to find a professional to deal with it!"
Come on, the whole village is stupid, only his mother is smart, and Gu Ze has nothing to say, is this self-confidence, conceit, or really stupid! Gu Ze really had the urge to immediately scare Luo Yin with an earth escape technique, but he still gave up, since his mother didn't believe it, he also felt that it was good for his family not to contact him for the time being, and it would not be good for them to know more.
Seeing that Gu Ze was silent, Luo Yin continued to speak: "Don't be angry, son, it's not your fault that you're not as smart as your mother, anyway, you really want to take the god stick as a profession in the future?" This seems to be a way to do it, but I can warn you kid, just cheat a little money, don't be too greedy, if something happens, I won't go to the bureau to fish you out, I really can't afford to lose this person. ”
What else can Gu Ze say? Keep your head down and hurry......
After walking for a while, Luo Yin spoke again: "By the way, it seems that your construction of the temple is the basis for your deception, and now Xu Ziqiang will not let you build it, what are your plans?" "What is the basis of cheating, I am your own son, so that outsiders hear it and think that we are the backbone of a fraud gang, do you talk like this, Xu Ziqiang is not very difficult, I can handle it, okay Mom, you go back first, I am a little flashed in advance." Gu Ze just wanted to leave after speaking, but Luo Yin grabbed him in a hurry.
ps: I wish you all a happy Children's Day, and I hope my book friends won't all go to the holiday!
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