【Broadcast】Pay attention to "Reading at the starting point", get the first-hand news of 515 red envelopes, and students who have not grabbed red envelopes after the Chinese New Year can show their skills this time.

Seoul, a private hospital.

Warm and elegant warm color decoration style; The windows are clear and full of flowers; There is a refrigerator and a TV, a sofa and a coffee table; There's even a small kitchen. The walls are also plastered with all kinds of photos with a strong human touch, and everything is like a home with 24-hour hot water.

Except for the glimmering, softly honking medical equipment, and the one who was still lying in bed and reluctant to get up.

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A young girl with red lips and white teeth, sitting on the sofa with a solemn expression, playing games, yes, just playing games!

"Hello friends, children, fans, movie fans, and game fans! I'm Soya, welcome to listen to "Soya's Five Killing Moments"! Here, I would like to give you all New Year's greetings in advance, Happy New Year! happy-new-year！ ”

"Thank you for the audience's message when you were young, no matter who you love, it's enough to continue to watch and subscribe to my show. As for your question, why do you pay New Year's greetings in advance? Of course, it's because the cute Soya is going home for the New Year, but today I'll record more content and put it on fansclub, so please rest assured! ”

Soya's fan chat group exploded instantly. or praise or complain, or ask for songs or friends, all kinds of remarks are messy.

"Yay! You're swiping too fast. I can't see it, so let's put the qualifying round in line first. ”

"I've been losing all this time, and I've fallen out of the king group. But I'll work hard to get back to the king as soon as possible and get five kills. "SOYA's Five Killing Moments" is looking forward to it. ”

The chat group exploded again.

I love soya333: Isn't it always a "funny moment"? When did you get five kills?

System prompt: I love soya333 was banned for ten minutes.

System prompt: I love soya333 was locked up in a small black room.

System prompt: I love soya333 has been kicked out of the chat group.

After a series of system prompts, the entire chat group was suddenly silent.

"Whether you love me or not, no matter how much you love me, it's useless, those who violate the soya precepts must shi! The five killings of kings are my beliefs, whoever dares to talk nonsense, give me all the fuck off! Soya was particularly puzzled after speaking, and took off the headset on her head. Run to the refrigerator to find a drink.

Soya is so genuine, dare to say and do, but the number of fansculb is only going up, not down. Maybe this is deceitful, everyone is wearing a mask in the entertainment industry. is the only character star who dares to show his true face. And a little princess like Soya, who purely plays tickets, has no one to control her at all.

The little girl's paper soya domineering declaration made the little hearts of the "budding newcomers" who recently entered the chat group pound. Afraid of violating the rules of heaven, he took advantage of the time when the little princess left, and hurriedly sought the old bird to popularize science.

Tiger Niece-in-law: SOS! Ask the seniors to inform, why can't you complain about the five killings?

Soya's teacher: Of course you can't complain! Until now. Only my husband, that is, Soya's master, has won the five kills of the King's Bureau. Whoever dares to complain about my husband's oppa, I will smash his glass!

Lin Dong's little wife: Phew! Death to the upstairs! OPPA is mine, mine, the whole person is all mine!

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An earth-shattering war of ghosts and gods started in the chat group. "Meng Xin" weakly continued to ask questions, but it was like a stone sinking into the sea, and the entire chat group was a women's battle for Lin Dong.

Tiger niece-in-law: Who is Lin Dong?

……

Soya tossed the empty beer can into the trash and burped freely. Drinking cold beer in the winter is so refreshing and incomparable! Even the fire was suppressed a lot.

Put on the headset again. Immerse yourself in the recording of the show.

"There are still twelve minutes left in the waiting time for qualifying. Let's take a look at the comments from the audience first. ”

"It seems that many people want to be my teacher, but Soya advises you: die! My master will be dressed in golden armor and stepping on colorful clouds under the watchful eyes of everyone, and she will wake up my master with a kiss like a princess in a fairy tale. ”

"As for this audience who wants to be my husband, you should also die! My husband must be stronger than my master, even if only in one way. ”

Soya's arrogant declaration is naturally unavoidable to cause a surge of emotions in the chat group.

Tiger niece-in-law: I don't accept it! I'm not convinced! I'm still not convinced! I'm a school grass at Seoul National University, why can't I compare to your master?!

System prompt: Tiger niece's son-in-law is banned for ten minutes.

"For the sake of Seoul National University's face, spare you for the time being. There will be another time. I'll show you how powerful Captain Teemo is! ”

Soya was playful, jumped up, held her laptop, and pointed the camera in the direction of the hospital bed.

"Mortals. See, well, let's have a close-up for you to see. This is my master, the first handsome pot in the universe! ”

The chat group suddenly exploded again, not to marvel at the handsomeness of the handsome guy, but to complain about Soya's comics.

Soya's teacher: Apprentice! Can you get some dry goods? Every time it's all empty talk, do you tease us? When do you really upload my husband's photos to fansculb? The best shots. The fruit is the highest!

Soya stuck out his tongue and forgot that he was doing a voice live broadcast, and the video had to be uploaded to the website after post-processing before it could be watched.

"What nonsense?! In short, he is the first handsome! Super invincible and perverted handsome. ”

Soya looked at the pale face on the hospital bed, and added in her heart: At least in my heart, the master is the most handsome, even more handsome than my uncle and father!

"Yikes! The qualifying round has finally arrived, and the game is open. Viewers who have a friend location should broadcast live in the group. ”

Soya expertly typed "mid, give it if you don't give it!" on the League of Legends game chat channel. ”

This is the position-grabbing nirvana that the master taught her, once it is used, it will either be dead or injured.

"The first game of the opening game is, of course, to use my master's favorite AP Sword Master! Don't mention to me that bastard of the North American championship team, he stole the AP Juggernaut after being abused by my master, that bastard! ”

……

Soya has always been an impulsive and aggressive style of play, so naturally he couldn't play the AP Sword Master, and he didn't grasp the timing of the battlefield at all, and won the first defeat in a lot of complaints.

But fans are very much buying it. It's just entertainment, not Olympics. Where to account for what wins and loses. On the contrary, I want to see the little princess soya out of embarrassment, and the cuteness is more sufficient.

"It seems that I haven't learned Master's skills yet, and I have to work hard in the future! Alright, move on to the next one. Strive to return to the king as soon as possible! ”

Crazy complaints in the chat group. Welcome to the Gold, Silver, Bronze grouping!

After the tiger niece and son-in-law banned, he couldn't help jumping out again to make waves.

Tiger niece-in-law: Isn't your master just handsome and strong in playing games. What's so great, I'm the Seoul National University Student Union......

System prompt: Tiger niece-in-law has been kicked out of the chat group.

"Fuck off, fuck off! What is Seoul National University? The past few months. The first few songs on the music source chart were all written by my master! "Destiny", "Good Day" and "good-Night-Kiss" are connected from end to end, dominating the music charts, which of you can do it! Mortals don't deserve to be compared to my master! ”

Soya looked arrogant and undisguised in admiration. At the same time, I have some regrets, if I hadn't rejected "Goodbye" at the beginning, maybe Master's domination would have lasted for another month or two.

Tiger niece and son-in-law No. 2: I'm still not convinced! What's wrong with having musical talent? Can it be eaten as a meal? My dad is Li, three X electronic Li, be my girlfriend, absolutely fragrant and spicy; Don't buy the right ones when you go shopping, only buy the expensive ones!

Real Tiger Niece and Son-in-law: The bastard upstairs preemptively registered the ID of No. 2, pay me back quickly!

……

Soya unravels a pack of spicy strips. It is said to be the most popular snack on Master's parents' side. While holding spicy strips, I read the information of the chat group.

"People have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away! My master started from scratch, and he was so poor that he couldn't even pay the taxi fare, but "Sunshine Sisters", which broke 10 million people at the box office, was made up by my master, and the actors were all hand-picked by my master himself. Even the mansion in the movie is Master's home. ”

"You're convinced now!"

Tiger nieces and sons-in-law one, two, three, four, can only pretend to be dead dogs, speechless.

Soya picked up her laptop again, only this time instead of filming the hospital bed, she aimed it at the wall. It was plastered with headshots of various celebrities and some blessings.

"Master's portrait rights can't be used casually, so let's show you the star lineup who have come to visit Master. Rest assured, these photos will never be edited and will definitely stay in today's video content. ”

Kim Jong Kook rested his hands on his head. Makes a heart gesture that is not cute at all.

The message at the bottom of the photo said: Brother, we are all waiting for you, "running-man" will never be happy without you.

……

The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon crossed his hands on his hips and pouted angrily: Azexi, you still owe me a Jeju Island specialty! If you get up. I won't have you to pay it back, and I'll treat you to the best Korean beef again!

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Little IU also posed in the same pose as the little dinosaur, and left a message: In order to raise funds for OPPA's movie, I advanced the release time of the "Good Day" album, and collided with the mini album "HOOT" of the predecessors of Girls' Generation, oppa get up and save me!

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There is even a photo message of Jessica, the iceberg princess of Girls' Generation: Bastard, get up and punch me. See if I don't beat you all over the place!

Next to the photo is a string of small fist glove keychains.

In addition, there are many photo messages such as Liu Zaishi, Gary, etc., with pictures and stories, blessings and complaints.

Soya watched them one by one, and didn't even get into the qualifying matches that she was lined up for; I silently wept while watching. I didn't dare to cry out, because Master hated women crying and crying the most.

Master, everyone is thinking about you! Get up quickly! How long are you going to sleep?!

Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful! (To be continued.) )