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The old man always teaches his children and grandchildren to chew slowly when eating, don't chirp, that is uncivilized, don't grab something to eat with your younger brothers and sisters, that is not right. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But now a bunch of old men and old ladies have completely forgotten all this, and everyone is eager to stick their heads on their plates and eat them.

Especially the thin old man He, he has a serious anorexia, which makes many doctors helpless, but now, looking at the chopsticks in the hands of the old man He, it is called a fast and ruthless, even the round peanuts He can pick up three or four at once without dropping down.

The rest of the people were also eating one by one, and their mouths were full of oil.

As today's old birthday star, although Bai Chuanfeng's grandmother wants to maintain a little image, after all, so many guests are watching, but she can't grab it with these old brothers and sisters by herself, because the taste of this meal is really rare in the world.

The three Bai Liyun brothers were all dumbfounded, is that old lady who eats Haisai nonsense his own wife? Definitely not, my wife is a very gentle person, it has never been possible to eat like this, this Nima is like a wolf who has been hungry for three days and sees a little lamb, that ferocity, too cruel.

Lei Zhen's two sons and grandson Lei Dongtian were also there, and several people looked at the old man in their family, and they were also dumbfounded.

Lei Zhen originally loved to eat, but he had the old problem of constipation, so he didn't eat much in normal times, but it wasn't that he didn't want to eat, but his physical condition didn't allow him to eat so much.

But what about now? Looking at the old man's face reddened when he ate, his mouth was full, and his cheeks were bulging, but just like that, the chopsticks in his hand were still stuffed with some vegetables in his mouth.

Lei Zhen's two sons and grandson Lei Dongtian waited until they reacted, and several people almost peed their pants.

"Big brother, don't let our dad eat, he has constipation, the doctor said let him eat less greasy dishes, look at him now...... Oh my god. Lei Zhen's second son, Lei Bao, said anxiously to his eldest brother Lei Hu.

Lei Hu didn't know about this situation, but he didn't dare to go over, why? Because he knows his father's temper too well, when he is engrossed in doing something, if you bother him at this time, it is to find a slap, whether you are a son or a grandson, you will be scolded at the least, and it is very likely to use the sole of your shoe to slap your ass.

So Lei Hu was in a hurry and didn't dare to go over.

Old man He's son is also anxious to jump to his feet, his father hasn't eaten much in the past two days, it stands to reason that it should be a good thing that she can eat now, but his stomach has been empty for too long, and it is easy to hurt his stomach and intestines if he is so suddenly propped up.

"He Zongrui, go and stop your grandfather, don't let him eat anymore." He didn't dare to care about his father, so he instigated his son to go over, the old man loves his grandson, and he will definitely be obedient.

He Zongrui rushed to Old Man He's side in three or two steps, grabbed the hand that was still holding vegetables, and said, "Grandpa, you can't eat anymore, you will hold on, your body is important." ”

Who knew that Old Man He shook his arm, directly shook He Zongrui's ass and squatted, glared at him and said, "Get out, hurry up and get out of here, do you know if you delay me from eating?" Let me tell you, boy, this table is the most delicious meal I've had in so many years, and I never thought there would be such a delicious meal in the world. Even if I eat to death, I will eat a full dead ghost...... Old Lei Tou, I licked that piece of braised pork just now, put it down, it's mine. ”

Lei Zhen, who was holding a piece of braised pork and sending it to his mouth, turned his head to look at Old Man He, his mouth was full of vegetables, and his speech was not clear, and he said vaguely: "The traditional Chinese medicine records left by our ancestors have been recorded, and the saliva is also called Jinjin jade liquid, it's no problem to eat some, I don't dislike it." ”

“…………”

"! You old turtle grandson! For a long time, Old Man He scolded directly.

It's messed up, it's completely messed up.

Grandma Bai Chuanfeng's birthday banquet was still going on in an orderly manner, but it turned out that these old people directly messed up the mess, what is this Nima? What the hell is going on? Isn't it just a table of food? Which of these people hasn't been a fine food for half a lifetime, and what delicious food hasn't been eaten? You said that you are all so old, do you want to eat so undisciplined and imageless, but there are so many upper-class people watching here, if this is spread, it will be a shame.

Almost all of them are full of black lines, and today they can finally answer a mystery left over from history - Lian Po is old, can he still eat?

Answer: That's great!

Not only can you eat, but you can eat several big bowls of rice, with the combat effectiveness of these old people, it is estimated that there will be no more food on the table than they can eat, it is too fierce.

"Ahem...... Bai Liyun finally came back to his senses a little faster than the others, and hurriedly coughed a few times.

He has to help these old people play a round, and he has to help them protect this "shameful" secret, and he can't spread it to the outside world, otherwise these big families will lose their lives.

Everyone was also awakened by Bai Liyun's coughing, and they all couldn't cry or laugh, and some shook their heads, not knowing what they meant or what feelings they wanted to express.

"Guys, what happened today ......"

Bai Liyun means: Brothers, you haven't seen this today, you can't say it outside, you dream again, it's not true.

These people are all human spirits, and they immediately understood what Bai Liyun meant.

Hurriedly made a guarantee one by one, and this matter will never be said outside.

Being able to get to the point where they are now in the mall, their credibility is still trustworthy.

Bai Liyun hugged his fist around and thanked him, but he was also in a cold sweat, fortunately he reacted quickly, if he forgot to remind everyone, it is estimated that it will not be uncommon for this matter to be in the newspaper tomorrow.

Everyone greeted each other again, and then began to sit down to drink and talk about business, but most of them will intentionally or unintentionally turn their heads to look at the table of the old man and old lady, when they saw that the meal on the table was about to be finished, they were also a little relieved, not that they were nervous, but they breathed a sigh of relief for this group of old people, and said that it was finally going to end, if it went on like this, it was estimated that in the end these old men and old ladies would all have to eat and lie down.

They were dumbfounded, in fact, it was Su Baiyang who was even more dumbfounded than them.

Su Baiyang didn't react at all from the beginning to now, he stared at the two eyes, opened his mouth, and just sat there stupidly watching this group of old men and old ladies fight with the table full of food.

"Damn, old man Lei, do you still want to be shameless? Just now you robbed me of a piece of braised pork, and now you rob me of my sweet and sour fish, believe it or not, I fight with you? ”

"Old man He, desperately, you are not my opponent, this sweet and sour fish is mine."

"You shameless old bastard, I fought with you."

Crackling, crackling......

"Hey, why are you two old things fighting again? Hurry up and let go, Lao He, you are going to pull out Lao Lei's ears, and Lao Lei, your hands, oops, your hands are full of oil, what are you poking into Lao He's nostrils, oops, you two don't fight. ”

Damn, what's going on?

Everyone was stunned, hurriedly looked back, and when they saw Old Man He and Lei Zhen, who were already scuffling together, they were all speechless.

Isn't it just a piece of sweet and sour fish? Who the hell hasn't seen or eaten it, you said that you two are so old, as for tearing your face for a piece of sweet and sour fish?

He Zongrui and Lei Dongtian couldn't sit still, and He Zongrui's father and Lei Leopard and Lei Hu also ran over.

Nima, these people are all shopping mall giants, financial giants, and they are calm and normal in the face of the falling sky, but today is completely chaotic, there is no way, my father and others have a fight, it really hurts.

Several people hurriedly separated the two old men who were scuffling, and saw that Lei Zhen's ears were red and lost, and Old Man He's nostrils were also red.

The two of them were still staring.

Seeing the appearance of these two people, everyone was angry and funny, but at the same time they were speechless, they were very curious - what kind of dish is this, worthy of these old people so disregarding their image, and even fighting for a piece of sweet and sour fish, is it really so delicious? (To be continued.) )