Chapter Seventy-Six: A Conscientious Joker

"Later, my little friend went to work in a securities company, and he exercised people in that place, and stayed there for three months, and then invested three months' salary in the stock market.

After that, this little friend thought that it was not okay to go on like this, he had to consult the master, and he heard that there was a master and went over to ask the master.

"He asked this master, master, I heard that you are worth millions by trading stocks, how did you do it?"

Here's what the master said to him: Brother, calm down. Sue you and I were worth tens of millions before trading stocks. ”

"Haha, it's up! Su Dong, you also go to speculate in stocks, I guarantee that you can become a little red flower in the stock market. ”

"Ask for the contact number of the master, I really want to beat him."

"Inexplicably poking at the joke The greening of the stock market is doing a good job~~ Attention to the properties of all sizes and districts, you are going to be compared to the stock market, come on!"

"My mind is still stuck in the ancient times when eggs were sold and sold out, please let me read and read quietly."

"When I'm done with my little fan, I'll talk about my own business." Su Dong picked up the cup and took a sip of water.

"Hey, anchor, when did the cup change?"

"I'm dizzy, do you want to study it if someone changes the cup?"

"I mean, that cup looks like a girl would use it, don't you think that cup looks very loving?"

"I love the anchor very much."

"Su Dong don't drink water, come to my sister's place to drink milk~~"

"Come to drink here big brother~~"

"Hehe, you guys are so enthusiastic, what does the person who invited me to drink pesticides want to do, I tell you that if you are really like this, I will run over and pour the pesticides into the cup."

Su Dong made a demonstration and raised the cup in his hand.

"We use the most free and manly way - big brother, I respect you."

"Haha, Su Dong, you're too bad."

"A conscientious joker, every sentence is a joke."

"That brother was also in tears when he saw the news."

"Let's get back to the topic, there is something that has been noisy recently, what is it? Gutter oil~~ Believe me when I say that many people in the room know, I don't know if I don't know Baidu, I won't explain here, I'm here to do a little Q&A, if you have eaten gutter oil, please deduct 1, if you don't have it, please deduct 2. ”

"Next, the deduction 2 likes to eat snacks outside, likes the small restaurant outside, please deduct 3, never go, since Xiao Zhang is so big, please deduct 4, as for the audience left a message saying that they go out to go to a Western restaurant, a restaurant, I don't want to say more. Your little friends are eating cabbage next to you, but you are eating meat there, you have no reason to give him a little, but when you chirp, don't let him know, okay? ”

"It seems that many friends deduct 3, so I sue you for deducting 3, but you have almost eaten gutter oil."

"Impossible! Anchor, don't lie to me! ”

"Hehe, I don't believe it."

"The oil used for the barbecue in our community, I saw with my own eyes, it's not gutter oil, okay?"

"Yes, yes, Su Dong, you have become bad, and you scare us again."

"Here I can tell you very honestly, I have eaten gutter oil. Don't be surprised when friends at the scene hear the news, that thing is like haze, people like me who have good resistance are very tenacious, and those with poor resistance probably don't have the heart to watch my live broadcast now. ”

"As for what I said above, in fact, you can check it secretly, in order not to make your stomach upset, I still listen to me, just treat it as if I haven't eaten it, and try to cook and eat at my own home after checking it."

"Ask you how much sorrow you can have, three meals a day gutter oil."

"Personally, I think gutter oil is actually a wonderful flower in China, we can't see it every day, but we eat it every day."

"The fritters I ate when I laughed were delicious, but why can't I taste like that anymore? Is there a problem with my taste buds in addition to that? ”

"Popularize the color of fried fritters if they are fried in new oil, and only those fried in old oil are golden."

"But the old oil used to be acceptable to us, and now??"

"Sometimes at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, two or three people push a small cart, oily, I didn't know what it was for, one person opened the gutter, fished out of the gutter and threw it into the car. What do I want this thing for? ”

"Is that for pigs? But this is also too disgusting, to give pigs this kind of thing, only to find out later that it was for people to eat! ”

"Are you disgusting when you hear this?"

"Disgusting!"

"I'm just eating out, Su Dong, do you still let the family eat?"

"I've thrown up!"

"Are you afraid?" Su Dong then asked.

"Of course I'm afraid."

"I just went to check the method of making gutter oil, and I vomited too."

"After the oil is filtered, it comes up again, vomit~~"

"I tell you that it doesn't matter if you're evil or not, it's useless to be afraid or not, this thing is hard to guard against."

"Why do you want this thing?"

"The law is not strict!"

"That's a brilliant statement!"

"That's true."

"I think that as long as you catch gutter oil in the future, catch food safety, and catch people who have problems eating food, you will be handcuffed directly."

"This is no longer an internal contradiction among the people, it is a crime."

"What is the turnover?"

"A thousand."

"One year sentence!"

"Ten thousand."

"Ten years!"

"Twenty thousand."

"Indefinitely!"

"Thirty thousand."

"Shoot! And it was shot directly on the spot! ”

"Of course, I said something extreme, I hope the relevant departments will not adopt it, and I hope that those bad elements will not throw rotten eggs at my house."

"But I also want to be good for our country, and someone left a message asking me why I didn't go to the United States or the United Kingdom. I'm here and I want to say that I don't have the courage to do so. My passport will always have the national emblem of China on it, not because I am patriotic, but because I have a good life, so I was born in China. ”

"Today's topic is a little sensitive, I hope no one will report it for a while."

"When it comes to gutter oil, I think the relevant departments can check Master Kong's instant noodles, every time I eat their instant noodles, I feel wrong, some friends who work in it say that Master Kong's cooking oil is rancid oil. If this is really the case, then we are not alone, because the treasure island of Taiwan outside also has gutter oil, and Taiwan is an inseparable part of us, which is vividly reflected in the gutter oil incident. Come on, let's have a glass of gutter oil! This strengthens our friendship. ”

"Didn't there be a food poisoning outbreak in Australia some time ago? More than 40 people in a class fell to the ground due to food poisoning, and local ambulances and personnel rushed to the scene. ”

"When we arrived at the scene, we took the students to the ambulance one by one. There was a Chinese student helping out on the spot, jumping up and down, sweating like rain. ”

"A medical worker next to him asked, 'Girl, where are you?'

"I'm a student at this school."

"Are you crazy about bad food?"

"Eat, more than they did."

"But why are you okay?"

"Whew! I want to knock my mother down with this little thing, I look down on me too much! ”

"Strong, I'm a big Huaxia!"

"It's a bit of a lot to say today, so let's just listen to it and have fun. Now everyone relax, although some of the words just now made everyone listen to it very funny and happy on the spot, but after thinking about it, it feels so heavy, so the next "high song" will let you get rid of this heavy heart. ”

"Professor Sun, are you sleeping?"

"Not yet, are you?"

"I'm Xiao Chen from our Food Safety Bureau, I have something I want to ask you about."

"What's the matter?"

"That's right, some people have reported that the quality of Master Kong's instant noodles is unqualified, can you help us test it?"

"No problem, I'll take a pack of instant noodles to school tomorrow, and I'll give you the test by the way."

"Thank you, Professor Sun, please pay attention to the problem of the oil ladle and see if it is gutter oil?"

"Why did you suddenly remember this?"

"If that's the case, then something big is wrong."

Professor Sun also became serious when he heard this, "I'll go back to the school research room now, and the results will come out tonight." ”

"Hey, Professor Sun"

The "Dudu" side has already hung up.

The next day, the weather seemed to be good, in the morning Su Dong got up and went to the community to play a set of boxing, and then went to the Hongchen Bar in a good way, last time I promised the Hongchen Band to inspect the strength of the remaining three people who sang in the station, to be honest, Su Dong performed on the same stage with them that time, the three of them were ordinary resident singers, and it was okay to have a scene, but if you want to do music, it is really a little difficult.

Messaged them last night and met at the bar at 8.30am.

As soon as Su Dong entered the bar, "Huh! I said that I was inspecting the three of them, what are you a large group of people doing here, and you don't go to work at night? ”

Li Wen, all the members of the Red Dust Band, and some of the bar staff who came to see the excitement.

"Boss, we're just here to take a look."

"Yes, I'll go up and yell twice in a while, in case the boss also takes a fancy to me, I'll be the boss."

"Haha, Brother Su, I'm idle anyway, come over and take a look at the excitement. Oh, by the way, Su Tongyuan and they will come over in a while. ”

"I'll it! What did he come here for? ”

"Well, Boss Su called me yesterday and said that he was going to bring a new band member over today, and the original Hongchen Band would go to Yanjing with him in a few days."

"That's right. That's okay, it's going to start in a while, and by the way, the air conditioner is on now, and it's a bit stuffy. ”

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