Chapter 001: The Inheritance of the Land Lord

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"What's going on? What's going on?,Is it sleepwalking?,It's not right.,It's more than 20 kilometers away from my dormitory.,I've never heard of anyone sleepwalking so far.,It's too unscientific! Gu Ze woke up and found himself in the dilapidated land temple at the foot of the mountain in his hometown, here he was still more impressed, when he was a child, he often came here to play with the bear children in the village, mainly because he was greedy to steal the fruit tributes and other things that the villagers sacrificed to the land lord, the children at that time were not as happy as they are now, and they could eat whatever they wanted, so they became the habitual thieves of the land temple.

Looking at the dusty and unattended land temple Gu Ze is a little sad, science is increasingly developed today, feudal superstition has become a negative teaching material, and the villagers' minds have been enlightened, and this land temple has gradually become unattended and abandoned.

A little nostalgic walked around the small broken temple, Gu Ze was ready to leave, remembering that he was obviously sleeping in the dormitory, but now he appeared here inexplicably, although he was a rough line, he also felt that this situation was a little weird, or planned to flash first.

Now it seems that it is still the middle of the night, but by the bright moonlight through a hole that was once called a window, he can see, and now a person in a deserted temple is really a little hairy, this situation Gu Ze can't help but think of those happy scholars in Liaozhai, as soon as they enter the broken temple, there are beautiful female ghosts jumping out to make a date.

"If a beautiful female ghost really comes to me for a date, do I agree, or do I resist first and then agree? That's a big problem! Gu Ze muttered a little funny.

"There is no beauty, do you want an old man?"

As the words sounded, an obscene old man dressed in a cyan robe, with gray hair and a wooden cane, emerged directly from the ground in front of Gu Ze.

"Yo, the main lord is out, old man, you want to pretend to be a ghost to scare me, don't you know that my nickname is Gu Daring, I know that this matter is not so simple, you tied me up, say it quickly, are there any other comrades, all come out, I am not afraid of you, there is no way to extort money, I think I was also an invincible man in elementary school back then." Gu Ze said boldly, although he was hairy in his heart, but now the situation is unknown, and he must not show his cowardice.

"It's not wrong for you to insist that I tied you up, because"

"I'll fight!"

"Ouch"

"I forgot to sue you, I will also do Bruce Lee's tricks, dare to kidnap me, don't think that if you are an old man, I will not dare to beat you." Gu Ze kicked over the old man and ran away, he was out of the way, come and strike first, since he dares to kidnap himself, he doesn't care if he is an old man or not, he is ready to get out first.

"Ouch, it hurts me to death, you little bastard, how did Xiaohai educate you, you don't know how to respect the old and love the young." The old man got up and rubbed his face and said.

"Which Xiaohai?" Gu Ze, who had already run to the broken wooden door, suddenly frowned and stopped when he heard the old man's words.

"Gu Hai, your father!"

"How do you know that my dad is Gu Hai?" Gu Ze looked confused, turned his head and looked at this strange old man in a daze, this thing seems to be getting more and more outrageous.

"Hmph, come and see who I am." The old man beckoned to Gu Ze.

"Old man, are you not convinced by my beating, and you want to wait for me to get closer so that you can sneak up on me, right?" Gu Ze looked defensive, hesitated in his heart, but couldn't help but walk over slowly with curiosity, since the other party mentioned his father, it seems that this matter is a bit strange.

"Hey, mung bean eyes, sky-facing nose, big yellow teeth, and such a lewd smile, it's really a little familiar, wait you are my grandfather?" After Gu Ze finished speaking, the whole person was stunned.

After seeing the old man nodding, Gu Ze rolled his eyes and fainted to the ground.

"Grandson, grandson, wake up!"

"I Hit"

"Ouch, grandson, why are you beating me again." The old man covered his eyes and asked angrily, sighing unlucky, he had been beaten twice today, if it weren't for the fact that this kid was his own grandson, he would have to skin him.

"Dead old man, whose grandson are you scolding, your whole family is a grandson!" As soon as Gu Ze woke up, he heard someone scolding his grandson in a daze, and reflexively punched the other party.

"It's me, grandpa Gu Qingshan, didn't you recognize it just now, did you forget?" The old man, who is Gu Ze's grandfather, Gu Qingshan, spoke.

After hearing Gu Qingshan's words, Gu Ze thought about it, and the previous memories slowly emerged, and after returning to his senses, Gu Ze glanced at Gu Qingshan, and had a tendency to roll his eyes again.

"Don't faint, good grandson, hold on, I still have something to say to you." Gu Qingshan helped Gu Ze to wipe his back and smooth his breath, and he was slandered, this is still Gu Bold, what a shame for his family!

"Grandpa, you are my own grandfather, our family has not forgotten to go to the grave to see you during the New Year's holidays, and the paper money has been burned a lot, why did you find me, if you are lonely and lonely below, you cast a dream, I will burn a few beautiful girls for you, white and black foreign girls have, I am only twenty-four, and there are good years, and my daughter-in-law has not begged yet, and I can't go down to accompany your old man for the time being! I have to keep a useful body to pass on the ancestry, you can't watch our incense break! Gu Ze howled dryly at the top of his throat.

"Stop, stop, who wants you kid to come down and accompany me, I'm not happy if you want to come, you've been skinny since you were a child, and I can't be annoyed by you every day when you stay by my side." Gu Qingshan signaled that he could rest assured, and said that he didn't want to send it to the door.

Gu Ze was not happy when he heard it, and he didn't howl anymore, and said dissatisfied: "I said grandpa, am I so bad, I am also your own grandson, you really don't give any face, I really don't believe it today, I want to accompany you, beg to take it away!"

"Don't, you have to get it, let it go, and tell you the right thing!" As soon as Gu Qingshan said a word, he hurriedly kicked Gu Ze, who was holding his thigh, to the side.

Gu Ze is now extremely frightened and extremely depressed, has come to the buffer period, grandpa looks no different from ordinary people, he is not very scared, in fact, the key is his own relatives, after relieving his strength, he feels that there is nothing to be afraid of, but he just feels a little weird, although he was still young when grandpa passed away, but the blurred picture of grandpa often teasing himself with love is still alive.

"Huh! I didn't expect there to be a ghost.,Grandpa.,I used to hear my dad say that Yan'er was bad when you were alive.,Shouldn't you go to the eighteenth floor of hell?,How can you still run up and play.,By the way,You tell me if you have been cut off your tongue and put in the oil pot or something.,I burned a maid for you last year.,No.,It should be still watery.,Ouch ouch grandpa, don't fight.,If you have something to say?"

Listening to Gu Ze's more and more unreliable he said, Gu Qingshan couldn't bear to lift his crutches and began to whip him.

"Little bastard, why am I broken, that bastard boy actually told the child like this, because I met Xiaohai last time and helped him find a good job in the underworld, I knew that he would go to the underworld to sweep the road." Gu Qingshan said angrily.

Speaking of Gu Hai, Gu Ze fell silent for a while, and only after a while did he ask: "Grandpa, don't you know how to bless your son, just watching my father die young?"

"Hey・・・・・・ it's all fate, your dad has been an unlucky guy since he was a child, you said that he could be hit twice by a flower pot falling from the sky in a month, what can I say, in fact, I didn't take care of him less, it is not easy for him to live to be in his forties, last time he went to the field and had a car accident, although I have a little mana, but where can I manage so far, you kid didn't let me worry much, I went to the reservoir behind the village to swim with leg cramps and almost drowned, climbed a tree and almost fell to death, if I didn't watch you, you would have died a long time ago." Gu Qingshan sighed and recalled the bits and pieces of the past.

"Okay, don't talk about these things, I see that your kid has nothing to do for a day, and I also have to transfer jobs, so it's just right for you to come to the top shift now." Gu Qingshan saw that Gu Ze also showed a sad look, so he changed the topic and continued.

Gu Ze heard a black line, what do you mean anyway, it's not promising, grandpa, you're too direct, okay, and what the hell is the top class?

Seeing Gu Ze's dazed face, Gu Qingshan slowly told him, Gu Ze felt like he was listening to a book from heaven, and asked after a while: "What do you mean that we are still a family culture, our ancestors are all the land lords of this land, others are the second generation of rich officials, I am the second generation of land lords, the second generation of gods?"

"That's pretty much what it means, your dad was supposed to take over my shift, and then it was your turn, but your dad died early, and my term of office hasn't expired, so naturally I can't let him take the shift, so I dragged the relationship to help him find some work to do in the underworld, I originally wanted to continue to do it, and then come to my class when you die, but there was an accident, and the boss thought I was doing a good job, and transferred me to the underworld where the vitality was sufficient in advance, and now the position is vacant, and the fertilizer water does not leave outsiders to work, so naturally it is time for you to go now, That's why I got you here. Gu Qingshan finished talking about cause and effect in one breath. Do you mean that you were promoted and transferred, and I came to be the land lord here? Furusawa asked with a mentally retarded look.

"Yes, aren't you excited, boy, do a good job, I'm optimistic about you!" Gu Qingshan encouraged.

"Don't do it!" Gu Ze replied categorically.

Gu Qingshan was unexpected, the plot is not right, such a good errand, his grandson should be full of joy to come down, right?

"Listen to what you just said, the land lords are all dead ghosts, I have taken this job now, I don't have to hang up, I haven't lived enough, grandpa, you can't pit me!"

Gu Qingshan knew that he had misunderstood as soon as he heard it, and said with a smile: "Good grandson, we are only a man in our family, I am not happy if you want to die, how can I let you die now, you can take over directly in the flesh, you don't know, we have broken our legs up and down for this matter, and we finally dredged up and down to give you this opportunity, you have to cherish it."

Hearing that there was no need to die, Gu Ze's eyes lit up suddenly, Lord of the Land! Although it looks like a hit in Journey to the West, it depends on who you compare with, isn't it, it's also a good god, very hanging! What else is there to be picky about as a mortal man?

Seeing that Gu Ze was interested, Gu Qingshan was very pleased, and then carefully told Gu Ze what was going on with the land lord, what responsibilities he had, what benefits he had, and so on.

The land lord is a good god, since there is the word merit, it is natural to sit on one side to ensure the safety of one party, and the land can also learn their special exercises - "Land Sutra", you can get a land god seal, a low-level magic weapon - the land scepter, and there are thirty pieces of spirit crystal stone Fenglu every month, the spirit crystal is the currency of the cultivator, which can be used for shopping, or you can directly absorb it yourself, and speed up the cultivation speed.

"I understand the rest, but this party is safe and secure, how to fix it?" Gu Ze asked suspiciously after listening.

"For example, if there is a disaster, a drought or something, we are responsible for asking for rain to relieve the disaster, and if someone prays, we will do our best to meet it."

As soon as Gu Qingshan said this, Gu Ze interrupted with a starry face: "Wow, grandpa, what a powerful look, we can still travel clouds and rain, and fulfill our wishes with a part-time magic lamp, it's awesome to think about."

"Grandson, you think too much, didn't you hear me say that I was begging for rain, do you know what it means to beg, that is, if something happens, we will explain the situation to the gods and immortals above, and most of the wishes of others cannot be fulfilled by us, so we have to report to the above, as for the above, it depends on the mood of those uncles!" Gu Qingshan explained.

"Damn! Isn't it grandpa! You mean we're just a liaison? Gu Ze asked with a depressed face, the reality seemed to be a little far from what he imagined!

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