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But that's just a screen image, the real haha is neither stupid nor stupid, with a serious master's degree. Despite this, he is still the least educated in the family. The family has a doctorate degree, which is quite scary.

Jin Yujing, Haha's mother, a doctor of psychology, has worked as a professor and writer. Retiring from leisure and staying at home is the best choice for counseling psychological problems in the circle. Because she can keep secrets and won't talk nonsense, otherwise Haha won't be able to mix in the Korean entertainment industry.

Secretly copying a medical record is not difficult for Detective Ah Qi. Lin Dong was introduced by Haha and successfully met with Ms. Jin Yujing that night. After arriving in Seoul for a day and a night, and not returning home, Lin Dong was anxious and only thought about Jessica's condition.

"Ms. Jin Yujing, is there anything wrong with this medical record?"

Putting down a stack of medical records, Jin Yujing rubbed her eyes, picked up her coffee and thought as she sipped it, "The cause of the disease is unknown, and in this case, there is nothing wrong with choosing conservative treatment." ”

Lin Dong breathed a sigh of relief slightly, that ghost doctor seemed to have some ability.

Jin Yujing has a great sense of artistry, and plays a reversal, "It's just that this kind of conservative treatment has little effect." According to the latest treatment results, the symptoms are even worsening. ”

Heaven to hell, Lin Donggang's heart was twisted again, "Ms. Jin Yujing, then does she still have a chance to heal?" ”

"Although the names on the medical records are all codenamed miss-j, a lot of the content is related to the entertainment industry. The patient should be a female star, right? ”

Lin Dong nodded.

"There are many celebrities who come to me for counseling on psychological issues, and they are all outspoken. If you don't make it clear like this, I can't do anything. Jin Yujing picked up the coffee cup, took a sip of it, and waited for Lin Dong to make a choice.

Lin Dong took a few deep breaths, "Before I say that, I want to remind you of one thing. ”

"Please."

"If the conversation leaks out, I'll kill your entire family, including the dog you raised." Lin Dong said word by word, slowly.

As a doctor of psychology, Jin Yujing can naturally distinguish whether the other party's words are true or false. The hand holding the coffee cup trembled unconsciously, "You, don't be kidding." ”

"This is a warning. You'd better not take it as a joke. Lin Dong moved his neck, hands and legs, and a burst of joint sounds sounded, "I've really killed people, and I don't mind killing again." ”

"Then you better go back, this matter has nothing to do with me." Jin Yujing was old, she had seen any big scenes, and she was still scared half to death by Lin Dong's momentum.

"It's late. I feel like I should speak up now. Lin Dong poured Jin Yujing a cup of coffee, "Suppress the shock." As long as you keep it a secret, nothing will happen. If it can be cured, I will repay your family. ”

At this point, Jin Yujing had no other way to go, she really drank coffee and listened quietly.

"That patient is Jessica from Girls' Generation."

"Hmm. It is understandable that South Korea's No. 1 girl group is naturally under great pressure. According to the medical records, Jessica was not at the top in every aspect, which hurt her self-esteem a little. Jin Yujing picked up the medical record book and substituted the characters into it, "This place is estimated to be one of the important reasons for the disease." ”

[In the past, everyone else called K J's sister, but now more and more people call J K's sister.] 】

"Putting Jessica and Krystal in the mix, the proud sister finds that the younger sister is getting better and better, even better than herself, and the status of both parties is changing."

After taking the right seat, Jin Yujing dug out more and more things, "With such a proud character, there are people around him who are better than him in some way." Especially the younger sister who grew up watching her begin to break away from her wings, such psychological pressure is really great. Stockholm syndrome was the final trigger. ”

"Now it's the most critical fuse, what kind of thing is it?" Jin Yujing spoke, picked up the coffee cup and waited for the following. At the same time, I was a little curious about what kind of blow could break the hard girl.

"I forced Jessica on, well, all sorts of humiliating poses."

"Ahem, ahem!" Jin Yujing almost choked to death with coffee, and looked at Lin Dong with a strange face, thinking about whether she should call the police.

Lin Dong scratched his head, this thing was indeed a little inauthentic, "Actually, it's not rape, it's just drunk and promiscuous." And Jessica didn't resist too much, and our sex life was always enjoyable. ”

"All the time?"

"Well, keep that relationship going, probably a few times." Lin Dong's face was thicker than the city wall, and he couldn't help but feel a little ashamed at this time.

"That's weird. Although this incident is somewhat contrary to Jessica's outlook on life, she should not have had symptoms of depression at that time, and she should have forcibly suppressed this psychological conflict......"

Since he had already said half of it, Lin Dong hesitated for a moment and said the most secret thing: "She was pregnant, and then she had an abortion." ”

"What?!" Jin Yujing slapped the table and was furious, "You guys are committing a crime, and the government has been cracking down on illegal abortions since 2010." ”

"She went to the United States for surgery."

"There are also many states in the United States that do not allow abortion, and you have killed a small life......"

"Bang" slapped the coffee table apart, Lin Dong's face was gloomy, "Do you think I want to do this?" By the time I knew about it, the surgery had already been done. ”

"South Korea's population growth rate is already small, and if you have another abortion, the country will be finished."

"My child, even if he is born, can only be of Chinese nationality, and he has a Mao relationship with you Korea." Weiguang is annoying, and the truth of other countries is even more annoying. Lin Dong coldly interrupted Jin Yujing's preaching, "Let's get down to business, I don't want to hear about the national economy and people's livelihood." ”

"Alas. Isn't it already clear? Forced by you, after all kinds of humiliation; Instead of hating, Jessica feels guilty about you. This kind of psychological conflict can make anyone depressed and sick. Especially the period after a woman gives birth is a period of high incidence of depression, and miscarriage is also childbirth. ”

Jin Yujing looked at Lin Dong carefully, it's not so bad, why is it all bad? "The solution is simple, dealing with Stockholm syndrome: the criminal record is laid out, the victim's perception is changed, and the criminal has done all kinds of unjustified things. If love is cut off, only hate remains, and naturally there will be no inner entanglement. ”

"This, this," the method was easy to understand, but it was Lin Dong's turn to be entangled, "It's not difficult for her to hate me, I'm especially good at being a villain." But I still want to be with her, it's ......"

"Master the degree of the middle, get well, and then chase it back." Jin Yujing habitually reached out for the coffee cup, but the coffee table was already in pieces, "Jessica's matter is over here, how to deal with it yourself." Now it's your turn. ”

"What? I? ”

"Look at this coffee table for yourself. Don't you think there's a problem? Jin Yujing paused for a moment, got up and found a pen and paper to make a record, "Unscrupulous forced women, violent tendencies, and even murdered." You're much more sick than Jessica, not to mention harmful. ”

Lin Dong's mouth opened into an O-shape, and thousands of grass and mud horses were galloping in his heart. I often laugh at myself as a madman, but I didn't think that I was really a neuropath, or a serious illness!

"Don't be surprised, tell me more about you. Rape, murder, and abortion have all been said, and other things don't need to be hidden. ”

"Well, the story starts with a car accident a few years ago, my dad died, and my mom became vegetative......"

Except for the matter of rebirth, Lin Dong said everything.

"Because of the existence of the enemy, he pretended to be crazy and stupid, and he didn't dare to approach the woman he liked. But in the end, it turns out that everything is useless, even counterproductive. ”

"During the coma, just like in Inception, I did whatever I wanted in my dreams."

……

There is no technique of subduing the tone and frustration, and there is no plot of ups and downs, but it is enough to make Jin Yujing so shocked that she can't close her mouth. This is a book, a collection of plots that can't be forced to be grassed, no wonder they will be entangled into madness.

"Delusional disorder, mania, violent tendencies......" Jin Yujing rubbed her brows, the cause of this is really a headache, there is no case for reference at all, "The main reason is that you were in a coma during the time, lawlessness in the dream, and after waking up, your temperament and methods of doing things could not be adjusted in time." ”

Capitalized and close-up, Lin Dong had no choice but to shake his head and sigh. No one can control accidents, and Brother Dong doesn't want to be unconscious. It's all the author's pot, and he deserves to hit the streets and abandon the book in those episodes.

"Is there any salvation?"

"Psychology is, to put it bluntly, a form of statistics. Past cases are collected and analyzed to determine which treatment is most effective. Jin Yujing spread her hands, "Everything is based on the case, and your situation is unique." ”

"Are you taking revenge on me? Aren't you afraid I'll beat someone up? Lin Dong said coldly.

"Look, you're sick again." Jin Yujing shook her head, neurology is a pitiful person, "I'll give you a suggestion." Treating a disease is like treating a river, and 'dredging' and 'blocking' are these two methods. Dig deep and dredge where there is already a lack of embankment; Protect the embankments that have not yet been harmed. Such losses are minimal. ”

"How do you master this degree? You're giving me a problem, Ms. Kim. ”

Jin Yujing yawned, "It's not early, I'm going to sleep." When I woke up, I forgot everything. ”

**********

"Brother, thank you."

Haha, who had been waiting outside the house all night, waved his hand casually, stood on tiptoe and put his arm around Lin Dong's shoulder, "It's okay, these are small things." Speaking of which, I want to thank you. Let a few of us invest in Kakao in advance, and also help my restaurant advertise, and now I don't have to worry about my wife. ”

"Wife Ben, alas~~"

"Don't be discouraged, everything will be fine." Haha lowered Lin Dong and rubbed his head vigorously, "Brother Shi Zhen, Brother Zaishi, Brother Zhong Guo, they all consulted my mother about relationship problems, and they are all doing well now." You'll be fine too. ”

"But I'm not only emotionally problematic, but also ......"

"Don't say it! I don't want to hear it, and my mom won't tell me about it. Haha wrung out his phone, "I'll talk about it later, tonight is your return party, and I haven't been together for half a year." ”

The words "sparse" and "blocked" appeared repeatedly in his mind, Lin Dong gritted his teeth, let's sparse, "If it's done, just play crazy." ”

"Crazy? Are you sure? "The most favorite thing about people who are crazy is to play crazy, and the little prince [Hongdae] is not called for nothing." I've long been tired of eating and sweating, it's too old. ”

"You feel free."

……

It's crazy, in fact, it's just going to a private club, drinking and singing k plus a few young models to balance the number of men and women. There is a female animal among the members of "RM", and at best it can only go crazy to this extent.

"Yikes! Bastard, let's take three cups of self-slapping first. Song Zhixiao didn't see herself as a woman at all, and carried the wine to find Lin Dong's bad luck.

"I don't think I offended you, did I?"

"In the last issue of "RM" Beijing special, I was the leader of the thieves. I was notified in advance that there was a mysterious guest, and I naturally lost. Song Zhixiao pressed Lin Dong's head and began to pour wine, "Wearing ancient costumes and sweating hot, it's all your fault." ”

The wild "dredging night", poured and poured as a warm-up; When Yoo Jae-seok led Lee Hyo-ri in, it officially opened...... (To be continued.) )