Chapter 8 Safety pants are all seen

As soon as the official program came up, the camera camera stared at Shen Hui's slippery leather shoes.

Seeing Shen Hui's embarrassment of constantly slipping down and trying to retract, and hearing the nonsensical explanation of the director outside the venue, he laughed at the seven people in the living room within a minute.

"Looks pretty good! This show is new! "The people in the living room have a pretty high rating.

On TV, Shen Hui stood tremblingly in front of the bar, the familiar pancake fruit music sounded, he instantly petrified, and then he fell down with laughter, and slid down, the editor naughtily increased sound effects and cartoon expressions, and Shen Hui burst into tears.

Seeing this scene, the seven people in the living room just now covered their stomachs with laughter, and the few who didn't laugh couldn't help but laugh and laughed.

The off-site director shouted in time: "The artists and guests laughed, this reshoot!" ”

Remake......

Remake......

Remake......

The screen continued to enlarge Shen Hui's petrified face just now because of extreme surprise, and the continuous NG words hit the screen, the autumn wind blew by, and the naughty barrage flew by, and poor Shen Hui was going to be tortured again.

Mu Jianmin smiled and coughed while pointing to the TV, his face was purple, and he couldn't say a word.

The others also couldn't stop laughing, watching Shen Hui stand in front of the bar for the second time, dancing to the music for the second time, supporting his body with his arms difficult, stepping on the drumbeat steps under his feet, holding back a smile on his face, and an indescribable uncomfortable expression, it was so funny.

Finally got through this scene, Shen Hui wiped his sweat and returned to the bar to stand, and under the prompting of the director outside the venue, Yang An and another companion pushed the door from above and sat at the small table at the top.

Yang An said: "Big brother, this bar is very good, very distinctive, the service is handsome, and you can dance!" ”

"Really?" The big brother wearing sunglasses next to him pointed at Shen Hui: "The waiter will come and take a look, let the uncle be happy!" ”

Shen Hui's face was dark, and he was still jumping! NG three times just now, my legs are weak, okay!

In a burst of laughter, Brother Long Tao said again: "Forget it, spare your life, I'm thirsty, hurry up and serve tea!" ”

Pouring water is easier than dancing, Shen Hui is full of energy, holding the plate on the bar, walking up with difficulty, almost not falling, and the appearance of rushing to grab the cup caused the audience to laugh again.

Yang An also introduced: "Big brother, in addition to the handsome service here, there is also a resident singer named Liu Susu, who is beautiful and sings well, let's call her up and sing a song later." ”

Brother Longtao scolded: "Hey, you waiter, what are you doing?" Come on! ”

The sweat on Shen Hui's forehead came out, and he finally approached, put the empty cup on the tablecloth in front of Yang An, picked up the cold water from the half teapot, and apologized to the two customers: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just mopped the floor, it's too slippery......"

Slippery!

The glass slid up on the tabletop, the faster it slipped, Shen Hui couldn't cry or laugh, afraid that it would fall and break, so he could only grab the glass with his other hand, but he could take one thing in each hand, and he couldn't hold the table, his body slipped farther and farther, away from the table and the bar, and he couldn't help himself!

Yang An slapped the table: "What are you leaving?" I think my eldest brother is ugly, so don't you give it, right? ”

"Down, down!" Shen Hui slipped farther and farther, and his words were insincere, and everyone in the audience laughed.

On the 22.5-degree slope, even the water in the cup was slanted, Shen Hui didn't adapt to the angle of pouring water at first, and spilled it on the tablecloth for the first time, which startled Yang An and Long Tao, and immediately burst out.

"What are you doing?"

"Do you want to do business anymore? Do you know who my eldest brother is? ”

"Believe it or not, I cut you? Don't think that you look like Shen Hui in the movie "Men and Women's Love", I can stop beating you! ”

"Big brother, it's not "Men and Women's Love", it's "Men and Women Marry"!"

"One meaning!"

Seeing that these two black and astringent brothers were simply here to be funny, the audience laughed, and Shen Hui apologized with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm too slippery, I knew it was like this, I won't wear leather shoes today......"

Seeing this, a group of people from Mu Jianmin burst into laughter, and several women laughed: "This starring actor named Shen Hui is quite handsome, when "Men and Women Marry" is released, I want to watch it." ”

"Xiao Xianrou is handsome and has a good figure, I heard that this is based on a movie scene?"

"Anyway, that's what the online breaking news post said, it's kind of interesting!"

Shen Hui finally poured good water for the guests, and the off-site director came again: "The guests want to listen to Liu Susu singing." ”

Yang An said: "Is that Su Su here today?" Let her come up and sing a song to my eldest brother. ”

Shen Hui said: "Come on, Su Su will be there soon." ”

Liu Susu walked from the stage wearing a silk scarf, and several big men of Mu Jianmin made an oh oh sound in unison, lowered their heads, quietly exchanged glances, squeezed their eyebrows, and smiled.

"This sassy vixen, what kind of sleeveless vest and miniskirt is wearing, with a seductive and bewitching look, which director arranged this dress?"

"Alas, alas, you see, she fell down on purpose, she deliberately exposed so much flesh under her skirt, and she saw the safety pants!"

"Hey! The photographer also deliberately gave her a close-up shot, did she want a face? ”

"Liu Ziji, shut up for me, what are you laughing at, you are so happy when you see white thighs!"

As soon as the wives saw Liu Susu on the field, they immediately lowered their faces and scolded.

The buddy named Liu Ziji was scolded by his wife, and quickly put away his smile, flattering and stammering: "Wife, if you dress up like this, you will definitely be sexier than her, as long as you wear it like this, I promise to sing every night, and the king will not be early from now on!" ”

"Oh oh oh!" A few friends coaxed and beat Liu Ziji's shoulders.

"Whew! A dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth! Get out of here! Liu Ziji's wife blushed, in front of so many friends, she was really embarrassed to scold her husband again.

Mu Jianmin hurriedly played a round and said: "Red Maple Satellite TV is good, this is the rhythm of men and women!" ”

Everyone talked and laughed and continued to watch the show.

Yang An held up a prop and said loudly: "My eldest brother said, it's not enough to sing, you have to dance, and if you perform well, you will be rewarded!" ”

Liu Susu made an ecstatic expression: "Such a big gold bar, I can hear whatever you want, big brother!" ”

Yang Ancao asked in front of the eldest brother, then raised his eyebrows and squeezed his eyes at Liu Susu, and said with a smile: "Ten touches...... No, eighteen hairpins! ”

"Eighteen Hairpins" is the theme song of one of the world's more famous costume TV series, and what the hell is Ten Picks? Nobody knows, but it doesn't sound like a high-end thing.

Hahahaha......

The audience and the audience in front of the TV all burst into laughter, this kind of joke belongs to the sullen and funny type, which seems normal at first glance, but it can quickly bring the audience to the funny wrong path according to the context of the time, so that the audience can instantly make up the funny scene, so as to leave a deep impression on the audience.

Liu Susu, who is cool, is indeed quite eye-catching, the camera has never left her, and her good figure can be seen at a glance.

She stood in the middle of the 22.5-degree slope, clamped the microphone stand as thick as a steel pipe with her slender white legs, twisted around to show her graceful figure, and sang to lip sync, and the chorus of "Eighteen Hairpins" was released in the studio, which caused the audience to sing in chorus, and the audience applauded.

Goo-goo......

If you listen carefully, you can definitely hear the sound of the male audience swallowing saliva, and everyone secretly regrets that if Liu Susu doesn't dance "Eighteen Hairpins", but holds the microphone stand to a vigorous pole dance, just this bewitching appearance, bumpy figure, miniskirt, big white legs, safety pants, this show will be amazing, and the ratings must be high!

Men and women married, Liu Susu, Shen Hui, these names are deeply imprinted in the minds of many audiences, and people who are anxious have taken out their mobile phones and searched the Internet.

Yang An and Brother Long Tao sat on the chair the whole time, performing with ease, their task was to play the male and female guests to their heart's content, step on Shen Hui, tease Liu Susu, let Liu Susu pour wine for the two, and the two of them changed the method to reward Liu Susu, so that Liu Susu couldn't hold the table and could only slide down, and finally the two of them also moved their hands and feet to her, which scared Liu Susu and shouted for help.

Seeing the rampant streams, Shen Hui couldn't help but make a move, and the scene of heroes saving beauty is always the main theme of society.

Yang An shouted angrily: "What's the matter, could it be that someone wants to be a hero? I see who dares to stand up today! ”

Shen Hui straightened his chest: "I dare to stand ......"

Slippery!

Shen Yingying, who had just stood up, was slipped by the drinks on the floor, and he fell to the ground with five bodies, sliding from Yang An's feet to the bumper strip at the bottom of the slope, and the gliding trajectory ran through the entire bar room.

Shen Hui had a helpless wry smile on his face, and the naughty subtitle Jun jumped out in time: "This hero is too difficult to be!" ”

Hahahaha!

The scene erupted in laughter, many viewers laughed and wiped their tears, when it comes to tricky stars, is there any show that is more ruthless than "Laughing and Slippery"?

Next, Yang An and Brother Longtao stood up, wanting to teach Shen Hui a memorable lesson, but unfortunately the two of them couldn't stand steadily, either you knocked me down, or I shoveled you, causing everyone to laugh.

When the three big men were pushing at the bottom of the slope, Liu Susu, who was standing on it, didn't hold it steady, screamed and slowly slid down, this time, the cameraman gave three parallel slow motions.

When the eldest brother saw the beauty coming, his face showed a portrait of a pig brother who was obsessed, and he squinted and reached out to hug it.

Shen Hui moved the fastest, took a big step forward under his feet, stretched out his arms, and planned to catch Liu Susu in front of everyone, he was a hero, he was a gentleman, and he was the hero.

And Yang An gritted his teeth, quickly shot, grabbed the shoulder of the eldest brother with his left hand and pulled it back, and directly pushed down Shen Hui with his right hand, overturning the two competitors aside, and finally he happily stretched out his arms and hugged Liu Susu with a fragrant jade full arms, the high-definition camera captured all his micro-expressions, and the black-bellied and scheming man's style was unobstructed.

The screen is full of love boiling, Yang An is holding Liu Susu in his arms, the two look at each other affectionately, smiling, shy, all the romantic and warm special effects after slow motion are gone, the camera returns to normal, Yang An suddenly pushed Liu Susu away in embarrassment: "Sorry, Sorry, I stole the show on impulse!" Shen Hui is the hero! ”

Puff puff puff......

Liu Susu covered his mouth and turned around and laughed, Shen Hui, who was innocently shot, lay on the ground and looked up to the sky and sighed, the audience laughed, and the camera quickly switched between the on-site director and the artist's agent, all with happy expressions, which was telling the audience that even the staff were laughing!