Chapter Ninety-Four: Surprise

When dry wood meets a blazing fire, there is no doubt that it is "crackling" burning. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info But the dry firewood is too thin and small, and it doesn't take long to burn it to become ashes, cannon fodder.

The most desired time point happened to meet Min Xianyi, who had the weakest combat effectiveness. The war is in full swing, but the other party suddenly raises a white flag, is this still hairy?

There is Hani with a red light in front and Min Xianyi holding a white flag in the back.

It's fate. Lin Dong lamented in his heart, so he had to give up; Roll over and get out of bed, smoke and ignite loneliness.

"Oppa, I'm sorry." Min Xianyi is full of shame, he is happy, but oppa... The thing that stands tall and upright in the wind shows that OPPA should be very unhappy.

"Alas~~" Except for sighing, Lin Dong couldn't do anything.

Practicing the crooked Jiuyang evil skills, he can fight and resist beatings, has a strong ability to protect himself, and can even help his mother heal.

But the side effects are also obvious: dissatisfaction, greed for flowers, lust, thanks to this hellish evil work.

"Oppa, go ahead. Aron is waiting for you. "Min Xianyi's charity journey to purify his soul was not purified, but was completely corrupted by that unforgettable longing." Yarong's body will definitely be able to withstand it, and there will be a mysterious surprise. ”

Lin Dong still shook his head, a show like "The Law of the Jungle", forced to stay together for more than ten days, there are definitely a lot of opportunities to flirt with girls, but do girls? Don't think about it, it's full of cameras.

"Let's go. Help me keep an eye on the point, and if there is an emergency, call the program team, they have a satellite phone. ”

"Inside."

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The Butterfly Effect: A small change can affect the development of things, causing a huge chain reaction.

A few flutters of small butterflies, and a tornado can form thousands of miles away.

The existence of such a big living person as Lin Dong is enough to change the fate of many people.

The opening ceremony of the first issue of "The Law of the Jungle" was shabby, with three or two reporters and few audiences.

The second installment was a different style entirely.

Fans are surrounded by water, and there are too many media to interview. is completely the treatment of a popular variety show.

Lin Dong came in in in a low-key manner wearing sunglasses, but was greeted with crazy screams, and the camera flash flashed non-stop.

"Oppa, Sarah, we always have your back."

"King Fox, Dafa!"

"Lin Dongxi, do you have anything to say about this arrest?"

"The crowdfunding scale of "The Great Hidden One" is tens of billions of won, can Lin Dongxi ensure the interests of public investors?"

……

"Acquittal means unjustly imprisoned. What do you think of Hong Kong law? ”

Everything else, Lin Dong can ignore it and pass by. But for the last question, Lin Dong had to stop.

Chinese can complain about their own homes, but foreigners definitely cannot.

This is Lin Dong's persistence.

"Acquittal does not mean that there is no mistake. I did make a mistake, and I should be arrested for getting drunk and making trouble. The HK government did not do anything wrong, they just overestimated the value of a country's products and caused a miscalculation. I am very grateful to the HK government for giving me a fair and just opportunity to re-certify: the quality of a certain product in a certain country is really poor. ”

"Which country's product is it?"

Lin Dong shook his head, "Don't say it." ”

"The public has the right to know."

"Okay. I'm just stating the facts objectively and nothing else. Lin Dong spread his hands and twitched the corners of his mouth, "That's a bar that mainly promotes Hallyu dance music, Korean DJs, and Korean equipment." Various studies have shown that the real value of the very expensive thing does not meet the sentencing standard. ”

Thousands of crows flew by at low altitude, laughing at "fool~fool~". The media were all dumbfounded, confused, tricked, and blatantly played.

"Later, I will disclose the details to the world, without reservations to the public."

Lin Dong made up another knife and floated away.

……

The crew of "Law of the Jungle" was already on the side, turning on the camera and waiting.

Mi Jiu's mixed-race handsome guy Ricky, Mi Liu's Korean uncle Kim Byung-wan, and more than 200 pounds of fat paper Liu Tan.

"Tall, short and fat" has arrived, and the only thing missing is the "thin man" Huang Guangxi.

"Long time no see, are you all okay?" Lin Dong greeted warmly, and the host guests of this show had to endure hardships and establish a deep fighting friendship.

"Lin Dong, you've been making headlines on the entertainment page every day lately. Is there anything you'd like to tell the audience? ”

"I was wrong, and I won't be in the long run." With a long sigh and sadness, Lin Dong explained quietly: "Don't drink alone, no one will come up to fight when you are crazy." ”

"Hahaha. Be sure to call us next time you drink. ”

"That's right, it's not fun to drink alone."

After chatting casually and talking nonsense for the prison incident, Lin Dong gave them a look and got to the point.

"What about Huang Guangxi?"

"I have junglephobia and need to be treated. In this issue, we have invited guests from the general trend. ”

As soon as the words ended, the flashing lights on the periphery of the crowd lit up.

Beast Idol 2pm's Big Banya Tamasawa appears. Strong and dignified, he is a rare masculine man in the Korean entertainment industry, but this girl's temperament is quite unappetizing. A good macho man uses rabbit teeth to be cute and cute, what kind of trouble is this?

Lin Dong's whole person is not good. Originally, I didn't deal with 2pm, but now I have to record the show together for ten days and a half months. Depend on.

Do you want to get rid of this girl? It's like being in a prison cell, turning the nasty ones around.

"Brother Bingwan, if this show is injured, will the guests quit halfway?"

Jin Bingwan did not doubt that he was there, and replied bluntly: "We were all injured in the last issue, even you were covered with wounds from those thorn trees, will the filming be suspended?" ”

Lin Dong finally remembered that Li Zhiyuan's PD is based on life safety. Seriously injured Yu Ze? It is quite difficult to complete the crime under the camera.

"Ane Ase, 2pm Tamasawa plays Smecta."

Alas, reach out and don't hit the smiling person, spare you for the time being, stay in the team to check. Lin Dong reluctantly stretched out his palm and had a high-five with the other party.

……

"Tall and Short Fat" greeted the new member for a minute.

The periphery of the crowd suddenly went crazy, all kinds of ghosts cried and howled, and wolves howled incessantly. The flash is blinding.

"What's going on?" Jin Bingwan's height was less than 160, so he couldn't see anything, so he had to ask helplessly.

Lin Dong's heart blossomed, but his face remained serious and low-key, "It's all men calling, it must be a female guest." ”

The other trolls immediately became commotion, and they all sorted out their appearance, and Yu Zeyan actually took out the air cleaning agent from his backpack and sprayed wildly.

"You've been thinking too much. It's just a female guest. ”

The others didn't pay attention to what Lin Dong said at all, staring intently at the pile of people surrounded by reporters and fans on the periphery.

Jin Yarong didn't really want to come, but he had to come. The group is starting anew, and it is very much in need of publicity. "The Law of the Jungle", which has 20% ratings, and one shooting is the broadcast volume of 10 episodes, which is definitely a publicity killer.

"Ane Aseyo, GIRLS-DAY's Yura Smecta."

The tall and short fat and the big plate tooth Yu Zeyan suddenly hit the blood of chickens, and walked around Yura, all kinds of cold and warmth, and all kinds of care.

Yura exchanged a few words of greeting, and finally had to face the hated big demon king.

"Lin Dongxi, please advise."

"Huh? We have recorded "Happy-Together 3" and "RM" China specials together. Are you out of sight now? Lin Dong's face turned cold and he pretended to be angry, "Is it because of the prison incident?" ”

"No, it's not." Yura frowned and flattened her mouth, and reluctantly called "Lin Dong oppa~~"

"That's pretty much it." Lin Dong nodded with satisfaction, "You don't care about them, there is no future for them." Follow me, and you won't have to worry about eating and drinking. In the jungle, Lin Dong is the law, you can't starve to death. ”

"Yah

The tall, short, and fat trio suddenly stopped.

"I can build a cabin."

"I can light a fire."

"I can fish."

Yu Ze, who joined for the first time, was not willing to be outdone, "The Beast Regiment 2pm was born for the jungle. ”

Lin Dong smiled contemptuously and shook his head, "Hehe, it's useless to say more, let's go!" ”

"Let's go!"

Majestic and high-spirited, ready to go to war.

But a female writer wrapped around a towel suddenly walked into the camera and shouted, "Hidden camera success!" ”

β€œsurprise!!!”

Rip off the towel and reveal a delicate face like a flower.

Double egg yolks, two female guests.

Surprise!

Tall and short fat and big teeth are quite happy; But Lin Dong's mouth was wide open, only shocked, shocked, don't be so cheating.

(To be continued.) )