As soon as these words came out, it seemed that they were still very useful, and in an instant the driver became kind, looked at me, and said, "Fellow! ”

I replied, "Locals, don't give me a blank slate, I'm afraid I'll call 120 first and then 110, you know?" ”

It seems that the power of these dialects is still endless, and sure enough, the driver is very obedient and beats the watch back to the original thirty. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I saw that the train station had arrived, so I hurriedly got off the train, got off the train and took out fifty yuan directly to the driver, and said, "Catch the train, don't look for it." ”

The driver smiled and said, "Pretend B!" ”

I didn't hear it, strode away, in fact, it was a counterfeit bill, I came to the train station, buying the train station is a difficult task, I was cutting in line and messing around, finally bought a train ticket, and then sat at the train station and waited there like a fool for two hours, it was an extremely hateful delay, I ran

When I went to the platform of the train station and asked what was going on, the person who sold the train ticket replied, "Aunt Train is here, and she is resting halfway." ”

When I heard this, I was immediately defeated by China's railway transportation industry.

I waited stupidly, but soon with my patience enough, I finally arrived, and for the time being, I didn't hit the street.

I walked on the train with my bag, and at this moment I couldn't help but catch a glimpse of a very beautiful little sister, this little sister is very hot body, wearing less, white shirt, you can vaguely see the bumpy figure, snow-like skin, wearing super shorts, it is the odd B kind, snow-white

The thighs, and very straight, are a kind of temptation, big eyes, as if they are constantly discharging, long eyelashes, red lips and white teeth, looking at her is simply a kind of enjoyment. When I saw that she was listening to the same platform as me, I couldn't help but feel a little happy that it was my girlfriend.

At this moment the train stopped, and I went up at a very fast speed, and in the crowd I did not show weakness at all, I simply charged, and under the heavy fire of the enemy, I finally reached the front.

I found a spot and squatted in that position.

In all kinds of helplessness, I suddenly saw that the beautiful sister was actually in this carriage, I was immediately happy, and I couldn't help but secretly say: "If you do it with me, it will be good if you do it with me." ”

At this moment, I saw the tsundere girl in front of me looking for her seat with a ticket, and I saw her walking towards my position.

The tsundere girl looked at the position next to me and couldn't help but smile happily, immediately dragged the things over, sat in that position, and then glanced at me and said: "It's really troublesome, people now don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, they are all like dead people, and they don't help when they see me lifting such a heavy thing." ”

I suddenly began to turn my head to look out the window, when I didn't hear anything, in fact, I just wanted to say at this time: "I don't know you, how can I help you, I'll help you later, what if you treat me like a pervert, I don't want to cause so many things." ”

The train began to move, I was very comfortable leaning on, after all, such a beautiful woman did it with herself, I was still very happy, and then squinted my eyes and began to rest, saying that it was resting, but the surging in my heart still couldn't stop, my second brother was the best proof, and began to stand up resolutely like a pole raising the national flag

Come.

Sure enough, it was very pleasant, and at this moment I felt that I vaguely heard the little beauty next to me answering the phone, as if she was arguing with someone.

Suddenly I felt that something was wrong, and suddenly I felt that the second brother was extremely painful, I suddenly came back to my senses, screamed, everyone watched, and then the tsundere sister seemed to attack my second brother again with her hand while talking on the phone, my pen-length pole stood upright, but the other party punched directly from the top down

There was no direction, it was just a punch, and I only knew that it was painful to go from a long distance to a short distance in an instant.

Everyone thought I was a couple, and they gave me sympathetic looks, and I looked at their eyes and knew they wanted to say: "Bear with it, it's rare to meet such an open girlfriend, she used to help you masturbate when she opened a room with you, and now I'm in a hurry to give you a stroke, how happy I was before."

I must care about the pain of the moment, and if it is a man, I will endure it, and it will be fine. ”

Who knows my pain, where have I ever been happy, happy fart, I'm about to burp, this tsundere little sister in front of me is endless, as she speaks excitedly, she beats my second brother more and more violently, my second brother instantly wants to find a place to get in, when the situation is extremely serious

, The woman in front of me suddenly hung up the phone, and at this moment her hand stopped, and I immediately covered my second brother.

I thought to myself, "It's over now!" ”

Who knows that it is not at all, it is intensifying, and the other party directly attacks my second brother with both hands, and I can't cope with it left and right.

Suddenly I exploded, and I yelled at her, "What are you doing, you haven't touched enough!" ”

As soon as this sentence came out, it immediately attracted the attention of the people in the workshop, and the tsundere girl glanced at me and said, "Men don't have a good thing? ”

I suddenly said, "Men are a bad thing, it's my business?" ”

The tsundere girl continued: "Aren't you a man? ”

I touched the back of my head and said, "Yes, but even if it's my business, I admit that I'm a bad thing, you're not my girlfriend, why are you beating me, just beat me, and attack my second brother." ”

At this moment, as soon as my sentence came out, the brother sitting in front of me immediately showed a very tangled look and said: "It's over, the third party, love triangle, it's difficult, no wonder that woman is so fierce." ”

The tsundere little sister suddenly pouted her nose and said: "Why can't it, who wants you to be next to me, Lao Tzu just broke up with his boyfriend, I was angry with you before, you are next to me, I can't get used to it, I'm going to be angry." ”

Suddenly, the person next to him touched his head, shook his head helplessly, and said, "It seems that it is not a third party, is it a one-night stand, it is more difficult to do." ”

I immediately looked at the arrogant little girl in front of me, I didn't expect such a beautiful woman to have such a big temper.

I turned my face flat, my face stinked like a stone in a pit, smelly and hard, and said, "No wonder your boyfriend doesn't want you, you deserve it." ”

I said this sentence casually, but when I just finished speaking, the arrogant little girl in front of me directly lifted her feet, which was wearing high heels, and came directly to her, I immediately understood that if I hit my egg, I would be finished, I quickly turned to the side, but it was still difficult to escape

This catastrophe, I immediately understood the feeling of egg pain, that faint sadness came from here, the sorrow of the egg! I was in great pain.

At this moment, the workshop staff came, and after some adjustment, as a man, I didn't pursue it, I changed my seat and left the tsundere little girl.

After that, on the long train road, it was okay, still alive, for the time being (to be continued.) )