The most bizarre thing in this world is not that a snail can sleep for 3 years without eating, nor that Leonardo da Vinci spent 12 years just painting the lips of the Mona Lisa, but when you wake up and find that there is a big star system in your head!

This Nima is incredible!

Hu Yifan stared at a translucent light plate in his mind in a daze.

[Host]: Hu Yifan, male, 26 years old, has not been tempered by the three calamities and nine tribulations, and has not been recognized by Zhengzhen

[Prestige]: 15

[Merit]: 81

[Skill]: To be tested

Tool: A virtual tool

[Props]: Virtual props

[Bookshelf]: private collections of novels, poems, scripts, popular science, reference books, etc

[Music Disc]: Pop, rock, campus and other song collections.

[DVD]: Romance films, war films, science fiction films, martial arts films and other script collections.

[Drama Disc]: Collection of TV drama scripts such as marriage ethics films, literary films, reasoning and suspense films, comedy films, etc.

[Backpack]: A package where the host stores virtual and non-virtual items, with a total of 9 slots. There is a newbie bonus pack.

That's a lot of information.

Hey, and the Starter Pack? Open it up and take a look.

[Host, please ...... later] A randomly sent Starter Bonus Pack is being opened. 】

[Get three bonus "Truth Stickers"]

Truth sticker: Sticking it on the target person's body can trigger the target person to can't help but say the secret and truth hidden in the depths of their hearts. The valid time is 5 minutes.

What is this thing?

Before Hu Yifan came back to his senses, a line of words suddenly popped out in front of him.

[Notice: The world has been intelligently modified by the system to benefit the host]

[System note: In order to allow the host to pretend to be logical, this system uses the power of the universe to modify some laws of heaven and earth, and "shields" many celebrities and works of art. 】

This......

The world can be modified, and the characters can be "blocked"?

Moreover, the annotations of the system are simply shocking.

Is this done to make it easier for me to pretend to be forced? Well, I thank you on behalf of the Pretend Association!

So, Hu Yifan took out his mobile phone and prepared to go down Baidu.

Well, Baidu is still there.

See if there is Andy Lau?

After typing "Andy Lau" in Baidu, the name of a chemistry professor appeared, and his avatar changed. Nima, when did Andy Lau become a chemistry professor?

Then enter "Jin Yong", there is no such name on Baidu!

Try the movie Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

No, only the word "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" is explained.

Let's see if the "four talents" of the post-80s generation Zhang Yiyi, Han Han, Tang Sanshao, and Guo Xiaosi are there?

No, there are also post-80s "four talents" in this world, but not the four of them.

Subsequently, Xu Wei, Fan Bingbing, Song Hye Kyo, Justin Bieber, Michael Jackson, Huang Jiaju, Leslie Cheung, "Huanzhu Gege", Huang Bo, Zhou Huajian, "Journey to the West", Li Zongsheng, Li Yifeng, TFboys, Gao Xiaosong......

None of them!

"Good Chinese Songs"? Yes, but it has changed!

"The Voice of China"? No!

"A Bite of China"? No!

"Running Man"? No!

"Happy Camp"? This one has.

"Journey to the West" TV series? No!

"Journey to the West" movie? No!

……

After the inquiry, Hu Yifan's hands were trembling! None of these stars, none of these shows, what does that mean? Yes, that means... How do you say that sentence, yes, "the stones of other mountains can attack jade".

In the morning, I was bullied by the Ding Dog in the Versailles restaurant, ridiculed by the Bobcats, and rejected by the bands in Woniu Mountain, and when I woke up from a nap in the afternoon, I unexpectedly got this big star system, and I still have those self-righteous words replaying in my mind.

"They don't need you, they naturally have their reasons, maybe they think you can't sing well? Besides, there are more bar singers, and it's not just you who can sing, and I'm afraid Haiying is no worse than you if you find one, right? ”

"This is my new singer Lynx at the Bar of Versailles, and I think he's better than you in both singing and writing! And he just passed the audition of "Good Chinese Songs" today, and he is much more talented than you. ”

"Hu Yifan, don't get excited, young man, I've heard a thing or two about you, but why are you so stubborn, admit your mistake to Mr. Ding, I think Ding will always forgive you, it's better to sing in the restaurant than in the cold underground passage, right? Don't think of yourself as an artist! ”

Alas, life is full of ups and downs.

With this big star system, it won't be long before I will release records, publish novels, make movies, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. It's a little exciting to think about it.,Hehe~~.

But now let's test your skills first.

[Host, please ...... later] Currently testing the host's current skills]

Guitar: Intermediate

Piano: Intermediate

Composer: Junior

Lyrics: Elementary

Arrangement: Intermediate

Martial Arts: Beginner

Singing: Elementary

Calligraphy: Beginner

Fiction: Elementary

Martial Arts: Beginner

……

Eighteen in total!

So much?

Eighteen kinds of martial arts?

Why is brother so versatile?

I thought I was useless, but now it seems that my brother is quite talented? How do you say that word, only high croton, blood vessels are Chinese and Western, hehe, it's terrible to be uneducated.

But this level seems to be on the low side, and none of them are advanced? This is very bad, it's like Jin Yong's "not bald donkey" Gu Mozhi, who is broad but not refined, and when he encounters a master with pure internal strength like Qiao Feng, he will be seconds when he subdues the dragon with one move.

According to the plot routine, here you can draw something similar to a "skill book" in the lottery to upgrade?

Well? There really is!

What does it take to be advanced?

The piano performance level, one hand to hold Ding Ding, can be sadistic and bright.

The guitar performance level, closed eyes and shadowless hands, can be seconds Li Yanliang.

Ahem, it's blowing up.

Let's draw first.

Bet 10 prestige.

[White lottery is underway...... Please wait ......]

Why can I only play the white draw? Because I'm not uncommon because I'm more advanced, it's really not rare!

Prizes flash!

[Fiction: "Notes on Tomb Robbery" Part 1: The Third Uncle of the Southern School]

[Fiction: "Amorous Swordsman Ruthless Sword" Part 1: Gu Long]

[Song category: "Exaggeration": Eason Chan]

[Movie: "Mermaid": Stephen Chow]

【Thank you for the lottery】

【20 points】

I'll go, and the 10-point lottery will come out with four good things!

I've heard the song "Exaggeration" in the song category, although I don't know how to sing it, but the accuracy rate of 30% is still guaranteed. Is 30% low? It's okay.

"Notes on Tomb Robbery" is one of the classics in the Chinese publishing industry and has been enthusiastically sought after by millions of readers. The third uncle of the southern school is also famous all over the world with this work, and ranks among the super best-selling authors in China.

The divine book of "Amorous Swordsman Ruthless Sword", also known as "The First Sword of the Wind and Cloud", has always been recognized as the pinnacle and highest achievement of Gu Long's martial arts works. It is not only a work that clarifies the true meaning of martial arts, but also a historical painting that writes about the hot and cold state of the world.

Although I've read both of them, can I memorize them? No? You don't know how to carry them to the literary world?

So, in order to become the second third uncle of the Southern School, I want to smoke "Tomb Robbery Notes"! Ahhh

[White lottery is underway...... Please wait ......]