Kim Byung-wan's law of the jungle is survival; Lin Dong's law of the jungle is life. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The difference between starving and not dying.

Uncle Jin used to hold a homemade small harpoon, and he could only catch small fish when he went into the water.

Lin Dong is fishing indiscriminately, some big and some small, some come and go, and he can't run away if he dares to bite the hook.

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Yesterday was an abalone feast, and today is a whole fish feast.

sashimi, grilled whole fish, wrapped in leaves and steamed; Even use abalone shells as a small pot to boil fish soup. The seasoning package brought by Li Juli added even more flavor.

The hardship program of experiencing life while starving was turned into a food program by Lin Dong.

Li Zhiyuan's PD can only endure it.

All the Bingwan people sit in rows and fish, and the sense of dialogue and chat should be good, and the ratings will not be low.

And Yura is holding a sketch pen and paper to draw for everyone, which is very interesting.

In particular, it is even more interesting to draw Lin Dong as the image of the Great Demon King.

This night, Lin Dong had no chance to steal jade and incense.

For the women have become wiser, and no longer cover the quilts; Instead, put on thick clothes and go straight to sleep.

Without the cover of the quilt, Lin Dong had nowhere to start.

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The next day, it was another day.

Li Zhiyuan's PD is on the verge of breaking out, and the picture is exactly the same as yesterday, which is completely meaningless.

The difference is only that the second time Yura painted the big demon King Lin Dong, his face was full of black lines and he looked very depressed.

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On the third day, everyone was happy and relaxed and ready to go fishing.

Li Zhiyuan PD finally couldn't help but be furious, "You are filming a show, not on vacation." You can't sit still every day! ”

As the patriarch, Kim Byung-wan leads by example. Drop the flax "fishing rod" and pick up the small harpoon, "I'm going into the water to hunt today." ”

The fat man Liu Tan scratched his head depressedly, "The quality of my mosquito net fishing net is not up to par, it was cut by the reef, and I don't have suitable hunting tools." ”

Ricky pulled out the dagger on his calf, "It's okay to use this thing to kill fish, but it doesn't seem to be useful for fishing, right?" ”

Everyone looked at Yu Zeyan, and then shook their heads in unison, this guy will have to carry water later.

"Lin Dong, what do you think? I can't fish anymore today, the same content for three days in a row, and I can't edit it at all in the post-production, so I can't skip a day or two, right? "Li Zhiyuan, as the chief PD of the show, really has no problem with Lin Dong. It can bring countless surprises, but also can bring countless side effects.

"There are gains, there are losses. We've lost a steady way to get food, so we'll have to make up for it. Lin Dong rubbed his hands, "After eating the seasoning package for two days, I miss the taste of instant noodles very much." How about a pack per person? ”

"No, I can't. In that case, you're all full, up to 3 packs. ”

"4 packs! Otherwise, we'll keep fishing. ”

"Deal!"

"Refreshing." Lin Dong instantly threw away the flax rope in his hand, and then removed the bandage on his hand, "Thank you, boss." I've long been tired of catching small fish, just waiting for your big fish to take the bait. Wowha~~"

The post-production bluntly dropped rows of bombs on Li Zhiyuan's head, which is his mood at the moment.

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Lyndon has been banned from catching abalone, but New Zealand's sea is like a treasure trove.

The scene from the previous day was repeated.

The two beauties sat on the reef, watching Lin Dong flickering and fluttering in the distance.

Yura is good at oil painting, and sketching is only used to construct the base map, and while sketching the picture in the distance, she asks, "Ernie, have you decided?" ”

"I don't know, just let it be."

"Willingly? You can only get a few points, or even a dozen of Lin Dong. ”

Li Juli shook her head and shook her hair, "What if a few points are stronger than others?" For example, Yu Zeyan, who flatters you all day long, do you think he is as good as Lin Dong? ”

"Shhh Shhh Yura suddenly tore the paper into several pieces, "A painting is beautiful; But if it's only a corner, it's not beautiful at all. ”

"You learn to draw, and you always treat people as paintings." Li Juli clasped her hands in a circle, "What if you compare him to pizza?" Each piece tastes the same, do you want to eat it whole? Not afraid to hold on? ”

"This, this ......" Yura crashed, her brain was not enough, "in short, it just doesn't work!" ”

"Actually, it doesn't make sense for us to talk about this. The initiative is always in his hands. Li Juli pinched the soft flesh on Yura's chest, "If he wants to get you, can he refuse?" ”

"Yay eight! I bit him to death. ”

"Hehe, don't say it. We're just talking nonsense, and no one knows who he has in his heart. Li Juli turned on the radio equipment and hung it back on her waist, "Let's go, let's start recording." That guy seems to have caught something good again. ”

"What a lucky bastard, he always catches the best." Yura also turned on the radio and waved to the big brother VJ who was resting in the distance. Then go into madman mode and rush to the beach, "Daihatsu!" Daihatsu! Lobster yes! ”

Tianxian Juli was still quietly beautiful, smiling and shaking her head. After all, she is a girl who is six years younger than herself, and being funny is the style that suits her.

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Four large New Zealand lobsters, very large, bigger than a human head.

Because Lin Dong has already made it clear that there is no limit to the number of New Zealand lobsters caught. But it has to be big enough, otherwise it's illegal.

So don't catch the right one, only catch the big one, just like grab a woman's breasts.

Li Zhiyuan's PD heart is broken, which is simply unreasonable.

The Black Gold Abalone Feast, then the Whole Fish Feast, and then the Lobster Feast today.

This is not the "Law of the Jungle" that Li Zhiyuan wants, the labor is moving, flying thousands of miles, not to shoot a food show!

"Bingwan, this is the last night in Chatham, so you can prepare a sumptuous dinner to your heart's content. Tomorrow we will move on to the next filming location. ”

"What? Didn't you say you were going to spend 7 days in Chatham? It's only the fifth day. What about the remaining two days? ”

"What should I do?" Lin Zhiyuan doesn't have a specific plan yet, but he definitely can't continue to stay at the beach, otherwise it is very likely that it will be a lobster dinner for three consecutive days, and he will definitely be scolded to death by the audience, "In short, I will transfer tomorrow morning." ”

"This, this," everyone looked confused.

"Li Zhiyuan PD, since it's the last night, let the program team try it too. How about we give up two lobsters and exchange them for white rice pickles? ”

"Good!"

Dealing with unequal deals, this is the law of the jungle. Value is only evident when you look at the right eye.

The polar picture of a few days ago reappeared.

On one side is lobster sashimi, charcoal-grilled lobster, and steamed lobster; On the other side is instant noodles with kimchi.

Lin Dong felt like a candle that burned himself and illuminated others.

Good people don't live long, and disasters last for thousands of years. Don't be a great man, Dong Ge can only be a hooligan.

On the last night of Chatham Island, Lin Dong forcibly covered Li Juli with a quilt after everyone fell asleep.

And then......

(To be continued.) )