Can a drink relieve a thousand sorrows? Lin Dong didn't know, but he was sure that the one who wasn't drunk was definitely very sad, and he hated cleaning or something.

"You can't drink it, you have to drink it, and you have to endure it if you're unhappy. Pursing your lips all day and pretending to be cool and stinky all day long, who knows what you're thinking, pabo! Lin Dong shook his husband majestically, and taught his mother-in-law a lesson not to be wanted, and he didn't dare to fight back at all.

"It's much better now, let you take off your clothes, let you take off your pants. is not as annoying as before, obviously happy to death in his heart, and he prefers to pretend to be indifferent; Obviously, my body is sprayed with water, and I have to say that I am not happy......"

If he did this, Lin Dong said it without pressure. Even more excessively, she stripped Jessica naked, kneaded it round and flattened it casually, "Open your mouth!" Hold on, don't spit it out. Goo goo back and forth a few times......"

Lin Dong is secretly cool, very cool, and the drunk Jessica is really well-behaved.

Bah! What crooked? It's just a mouthwash. After cleaning his mouth, Lin Dong sat in the warm giant bathtub with Jessica in his arms, realizing the great scene he often dreamed of, the mandarin duck bath.

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ”

It's not the plot in the crooked, but Jessica was soaked in water, and she suddenly sobered up a lot, and the left and right three slaps slapped Lin Dong in the face, making him dumbfounded.

"Sika, see clearly. It's me, Lin Dong, not a rogue bastard pervert or something. ”

Hearing this, the boxer's daughter became even more angry, and she couldn't stop her uppercut straight punch at all, "Lin Dong is a big pervert, big bastard, I'll kill you!" ”

"Force me, get my mouth, get my PP, I've endured all of this, why do you have to find other women, why?"

"Where am I inferior to Liu Renna? Where is it not as good as Quan Xiaosheng? Where is it not as good as Jin Yarong? ”

"Bastard, bastard, I'll bite you to death!"

Spit out the truth after drinking. Jessica, who was taught by Lin Dong not to want it just now, now teaches Lin Dong a painful lesson.

It's not good to bite anywhere, but you have to bite two points in front of your chest, and there is no fat buffer here for men, it hurts.

In order to protect himself, Lin Dong had to surround Wei to save Zhao, and attack the defects of women with the strengths of men, and the giant bathtub was also enough to dodge and move, and the warm water temperature also brought an extraordinary experience.

After a few powerful blows, Jessica snorted and had to let go of her bite and switch to licking in submission.

……

After a hearty water battle, the woman fell on Lin Dong's shoulder and fainted, I don't know if it was because of the strength of the wine or what's wrong.

"Love really can't be said by words, it has to be made in the end."

Lin Dong helped Jessica dry and wiped it clean, wrapped a big towel and threw her next to Quan Xiaosheng, one sleeping and the other drunk, just made up a pair, and they complemented each other.

The desire he had just vented raised his head a little, and Lin Dong hurriedly turned off the lights and pushed the door out. The unlucky girl Xiaosheng is not awake now, if she is done, then Brother Dong is no different from a person-scum Nikun?

"Alas, women are worried, and they are not worried. It's really annoying. Lin Dong also got a bottle of red wine from the wine cabinet, and also wanted to get drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows, but the more he drank, the more worried he became.

In ancient times, emperors controlled the supreme power of a country, and they took life and death, as if they were playing a game. Women want whichever they want, and there are people to help manage it, and the management of what kind of big eunuch is strict and orderly.

But all kinds of jealousy, the East Palace and the West Palace, the palace maid's counterattack on the queen and so on have never been broken. Every day when you turn on the TV, you can see an endless stream of women's scheming.

The ferocious character of the Child of Destiny can't stop the war between women; Lin Dong is just an ordinary man, and he is really worried. Do you want to blow up the sky and become an immortal?

"Phew! What kind of broken wine is this, like rancid water, it is not as good as a few dollars of two pot heads. Idol dramas are all deceitful to open good wine and pretend b; Is the crooked novel still harmonious and friendly when it opens a big harem? It's all foolish, and Brother Dong doesn't ask them to unite and love each other, so why do they make trouble? ”

The more he drank, the more sober he became, and the more he thought about the problem, the more confused he became, and Lin Dong really had no choice but to turn to the most knowledgeable man in the world, his name was the Internet.

"On the Feasibility of Stepping on Several Boats"

24 Safety Rules to Prevent Capsizing

"Teach you to be a big husband"

……

Wow, Lin Dong suddenly became excited, and he was really a master among the people; It's much more reliable than those military ministers and romantic talents in ancient times.

Can't wait to click on these posts with titles like heavenly letters.

An expert named "Mess for You" suggested: "If you develop women into lala, you can well maintain social harmony and stability in the harem." Side effects: It may happen that the woman is too blood-red and leaves the man aside. Use with caution for beginners! ”

"Brother Dong is not afraid that they are too blood-red, and a golden hoop stick will teach them how to behave, but how should this be operated? How do you break a straight straight into a bend? said half of it and half of it, this guy is really messy enough, bad reviews. ”

Lin Dong absorbs nutrients from the ocean of knowledge, learns advanced driving skills, and strives to be an old driver who does not overturn the car or overturn.

A fierce man named Ah San said in the post: "Kill all the male animals around women, so that they have no way out and no men to choose from!" ”

Reasonable, Lin Dong couldn't help but praise the festival. The Jianghu bandits are desperate Saburo really doesn't talk about it casually, he really fights with his life. Although it made sense, Lin Dong could only shake his head and smile bitterly, the operation was too difficult for the little sling to hold.

The master named Weiwei pointed out the maze: "I can't bear the wolf if the child can't trap the wolf, and I can't let the sperm trap the woman." Broaden with small and strive to create people. This is the royal road of righteousness. ”

After the initiation, Lin Dong suddenly realized, but the birth of a baby is all based on the will of heaven and cannot be controlled by manpower. Dong Ge can only promise to work hard in the future.

Far water can't dissolve near fire.

"Alas, I didn't expect it to be so difficult to become an old driver. Women are indeed the hardest trouble on earth to deal with. ”

Lin Dong drank sullen wine in frustration, browsing his mobile phone casually, and suddenly a bright "helmsman" came into view, which was so bright and outstanding in a small piece of shrimp. Helmsman, this title proves the strength of the old driver. Guillaume, the name of the literary fan adds a bit of mastery.

"Honesty is the foundation of trust. Seeing each other and sleeping together is the only way to break the barrier. ”

It's easy to understand, it's highly feasible, and there are even successful cases of Renna Liu and Jessica. It's a reliable thing, and it can be copied and pasted onto the sleeping duo in the room. Lin Dong can only raise a glass to this "helmsman".

"It's done!"

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PS: The street book has just passed 500 orders, thanks to the support of friends all the way, thank you! But the name usage fee or something, no need to talk about it! (To be continued.) )