Chapter 33: She cried with her ligaments
The night is falling, and the lights are on.
Cheng Han finally finished the tools in the firewood room and prepared to check whether the doors and windows were closed.
[Who are you bluffing, do you need to wear night clothes to check doors and windows?]
Cheng Han put on a mask in front of the mirror, revealing only a pair of cold eyes that were as cold as water.
"You don't understand, as a good thief, black is the least respect for the night. β
After he finished speaking, he climbed out of the window with a light hand like a wild goose, and did not forget to close the window when he left.
System 1: [......]
On the eaves illuminated by the moonlight, a light and flexible slender figure appeared, which disappeared in the blink of an eye.
It took about a stick of incense for Cheng Han to step on Zhu Rongfeng's ground.
At this moment, Mo Xiaobao's room was at his feet.
Cheng Han gently lifted a tile on the roof and saw Mo Xiaobao flipping through the colored books, his greasy face smiling extremely obscenely.
β......β
Bah!
The picture is so small, this distance is not clear at all!
Cheng Han: ???
He was a little frightened and immediately clarified: "I didn't say this sentence just now!"
The No. 1 system, which usually chatters, didn't squeak this time, and it looked like a little daughter-in-law.
Cheng Han felt strange, and before he could ask, a lazy child's voice came softly.
"It's Lao Tzu who said it. β
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"Your Excellency, you are here. β
Arrogance is rampant like Cheng Han, and his tone at this moment is also respectful and dare not make a mistake.
What a joke, he hasn't saved up the money to buy armor yet!
Kubi said succinctly, "Come and have a look." β
Lord Demon King should have just been passing by, and happened to meet Cheng Han peeping here.
No swearing, it seems that the current progress of the host is relatively satisfied.
System 1 muttered in his mind.
Indeed, as it expected, Kubi was just wandering around while he was sleeping, and he was not prepared to stay for long.
"Make progress, do a good job. β
She symbolically encouraged the staff and planned to go to the next place.
After receiving the compliment, Cheng Han and the No. 1 system were in a much more beautiful mood instantly.
Happy, pleasant, so hi skin.
"Okay, you go slowly. β
[Okay, you go slowly!]
It's a pity that this joy was too short-lived, Mo Xiaobao's door was suddenly kicked open vigorously, and he shouted coquettishly, "Mo Xiaobao, did you steal my pocket money!"
The eleven or twelve-year-old girl at the door wore two small braids, and her cheeks were slightly red, looking quite festive.
It doesn't matter if she appears, the problem is that she still has a string of sugar gourds in her hand.
The round red hawthorn is wrapped in a layer of shiny sugar coating, wafting sweet and sour flavor, which looks mouth-watering.
Someone swallowed their saliva with a grunt, and Cheng Han heard the Demon King say with great interest: "What is that?"
System No. 1 and Cheng Han suddenly made a loud alarm bell and gasped!
"Mo Xiaobei, it's not big or small, will you knock on the door!"
Mo Xiaobao was so frightened that he quickly stuffed the book under the cushion in a hurry, and said angrily: "You came back so late, where did you go to the wilderness? Have you written the homework assigned by Mr. and reviewed it? I know crazy all day long, and I am not afraid that no one will want it!"
"I don't want anyone, and I'm better than you! A dog thief who steals my sister's pocket money! No one will want to marry you!
Mo Xiaobei saw his movements with sharp eyes, and insisted that he had stolen it, and roared back with his waist crossed.
Mo Xiaobao saw that he was looked down upon by his sister, blushing and saying roughly: "You fart! I not only want to marry a daughter-in-law, but also marry the most beautiful woman to be your sister-in-law, and I will be angry with you!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, yes, if you marry, all the pocket money left by my father will be spent for you! If you can't marry, you will be my Mo Xiaobei's turtle grandson!"
"This is what you say, you can't go back!"
When Mo Xiaobao heard the huge amount of money, he quickly answered.
Mo Xiaobei seemed to hear the big laughing stock, rolled up his sleeves and rushed up to lift his mat, "Give me back the pocket money!"
"The little girl is going to rebel, and she is going to rebelβ"
The brother and sister quarreled for three days, and the disciples of the Hengshan faction were not surprised.
"The boss and his sister are fighting again, who will win this bet?"
"Who else can you bet on, of course Mo Xiaobei wins, it is rumored that she has no vocal cords since she was a child, and the sound of crying with her ligaments can shake Hengshan down. β
On the other side, Cheng Han just sensed that the Demon King had the intention of rushing down to grab the candy, so he hurriedly spoke out to stop it.
"My lord, you have to consume your physical strength when you go out, and I will leave this kind of thing to me!"
The Demon King's imminent thought was paused, although he was reluctant, but what the No. 1 lackey said did make sense.
So he forcibly pressed the idea of seizing control of his body, and said unhappily: "Okay, you hurry up, this king wants to eat." β
With Cheng Han's current skills, it's just a light effort.
If you want to face Mo Xiaobao head-on, you will definitely suffer.
He took advantage of the commotion inside, sneaked into the room and took Mo Xiaobei's sugar gourd, without making any movement during the whole process.
...... The dignified thief actually did the business of stealing sugar gourds.
The Demon King uses his body to click and bite the sugar gourd, delicious!Ξ¨( Μβ Μ)Ξ¨
Waiting for Mo Xiaobei and Mo Xiaobao to pant and have an embarrassing truce, the little girl found that her sugar gourd was gone, and screamed: "Mo Xiaobao, did you steal my sugar gourd!"
"Hey, I said you're not done yet, right, I took the pocket money, but I don't recognize the sugar gourd!"
Mo Xiaobao monkey jumped to his feet anxiously to deny it, and then looked at his sister's expression and was stunned for a moment before he realized what he said.
A little embarrassed for a moment, "I, I picked up the money." β
But now it's too late to explain, Mo Xiaobei's nose wrinkled, and he lowered his mouth and cried 'wow', and the ground shook.
"Dad!Mother!Quickly manifest your spirit, look at the unfilial son you born!Steal your sister's pocket money and sugar gourd!!"
Magic sounds pierce your ears.
Let's see, she is the most suitable person to be the leader, and her loud voice can hurt people's internal organs.
Mo Xiaobao spurted out a mouthful of old blood and surrendered: "I'll pay for it!"
The next day, for this matter, Mo Xiaobao rarely took the posture of being in charge.
He didn't drink alcohol today, and he dressed neatly and summoned the whole Hengshan faction to a morning meeting.
The disciples stood listlessly in white shirts, and Mo Xiaobao held his stomach up, his eyes sharply scrutinizing their faces one by one.
He said in a deep voice, "Last night, our Hengshan faction actually came in with a thief who didn't know the height of the sky! Do you know who it is?"
When the disciples heard this, they began to talk to each other.
"Didn't the boss steal it himself?"
And when his sister wept, all the mountains heard it. β
"I definitely don't want to take the money out to pay for it, so I want to find a scapegoat......"
Mo Xiaobao: ......
Mo Xiaobei saw a group of crows flying over his brother's head on the side, and sneered: "Pretend to be and slap your face." β
Even if everyone doesn't buy it, Mo Xiaobao's play still has to be sung from beginning to end.
He cleared his throat and said righteously: