When Melly came home at noon, she saw that her bedroom was in a mess, and her shirt and pants were thrown everywhere, and she couldn't help but feel numb and said, "What's the matter?" Are we a thief? ”

Yang Dalu squatted in the wardrobe and rummaged, his eyes looked around, and he snorted coldly: "Recruit thieves? Who's so tired of it? ”

Melly said, "What did you say?" ”

Yang Dalu's face changed instantly, and he smiled: "Sao Rui, I'm sorry." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Since he became a little famous and became a "professional" specializing in the villains and black clubs, this problem has become more and more serious, and words such as "special", "", "Nima", and "I rely on" will pop up if you don't pay attention to it.

Melly hated this, and ordered a ban, but the effect was minimal, and over time, even she became numb.

Between men and women, it's so mysterious.

Women often think that they can change men, but in the end, it can only be herself.

Melly said, "Hmph! So since there are no thieves at home, what are you looking for? Didn't I just give you two hundred dollars last week? ”

Yang Dalu said: "It has nothing to do with money, I'm pulling clothes......"

Melly said, "Get out of the way!" I don't know what crazy to smoke...... I can't figure out where the chopsticks are at home, and I still want to find clothes! ”

Yang Dalu smiled and moved back.

Melly said angrily, "Which one do you want to wear?" I'll look for it. ”

Yang Dalu said: "Short-sleeved T-shirts and shirts are fine." ”

Melly complained while rummaging: "Filming in Beijing again?" ”

Yang Dalu said: "Well, sort of." ”

Melly said, "How long will it take this time?" ”

Yang Dalu said: "I can't say for sure, it's estimated that it will take three or five days." ”

Melly was angry: "Three or five days? What are you tossing in such a short time? Wouldn't it be enough to find just two pieces? ”

Yang Dalu said: "Well, it's okay to be prepared, because ...... I'm going on a reality show! ”

It's embarrassing!

The imaginary cheers and hugs of kissing my wife did not appear!

She snorted, "Reality TV? What type? I think it's a badass clown party, right? ”

Oh......

Comrade Yang Dalu was injured by 100,000 points in an instant, and he had nothing to love......

"I want to accompany my eldest brother to lose weight, go to Jiangnan, and go to Blue Ocean Satellite TV!"

Melly was stunned when she heard this, and suddenly said with joy: "Really? Oops hey! That's great! Our brother really takes care of you! ”

Yang Dalu said triumphantly: "That's nature!" Brother...... Do you know how much the appearance fee is given? 70,000 yuan a day! ”

Melly said, "Huh? Damn! Let's go, my sister will take you to buy new clothes! ”

Yang Dalu said: "What are you spending that money for, it's a waste, anyway, just shoot for a few days!" ”

Melly muttered, "That's right...... What you wear is actually the same, even the P picture can't save your appearance......"

Yang Dalu is full of black lines.

Mei Li continued to pull, and told him: "When you get to the place, don't make trouble, study more, talk less, listen to our brother for everything, don't embarrass him......"

Yang Dalu's eyes looked directly at the little white meat exposed from his daughter-in-law's waist, and suddenly felt a little hot in his heart!

He licked his lips and reached out to make a bad ......

Melly dodged, "Fuck off!" Don't make a fuss...... I'll have to cook when I'm done. ”

Yang Dalu said: "What kind of food, I'll eat you first, it's been a few days, I can't hold it back......"

Melly resisted in every possible way, but in the end she was helpless and complied with others' wishes.

For her, Yang Dalu is a tough "wild donkey", and it is the kind that people love and hate, and can never be "fed"......

……

Under normal circumstances, when several friends eat together, Cheng Zheng must be the first to finish things, because he has a big mouth and a thick throat, and it is no problem to pour down...... But today, there was an accident.

He held his mobile phone, frowning and sighing.

He Jing said strangely: "Teacher Cheng, what's wrong with you?" ”

Yang Liu looked around, couldn't find the shadow of the little girl Bailu, and sneered: "The soul is lost!" ”

He Jing said: "Well, I don't even have an appetite for food, and that soul is designated to be thrown far enough!" ”

Yang Liu laughed.

Cheng Zheng poked at him with his spare eyes, and said dejectedly: "Come on, help my brother take a look!" ”

Yang Liu took the phone, and what was displayed on the screen was a handsome guy with clear eyebrows, red lips and white teeth.

He blurted out, "This ...... Isn't that anyone? ”

Cheng Zhengdao: "That's right, look down." ”

Yang Liu swiped the screen and began to read at a glance.

Ooh!

No wonder Mr. Cheng is like a frost, Bai Lu's boyfriend is so big!

Take a look: Chu Heng, male, 24 years old, 1.86 meters tall, 77 kilograms, rock climbing instructor.

Parenthesis: The only son of Chu Chaoqun, a famous steel king in Jiangnan Province.

What kind of character is Chu Chaoqun? A very ordinary-looking character! It's just that his wealth is said to exceed seven billion!

Well, Bai Lu's boyfriend's father, it's amazing!

Cheng Zheng stared at Yang Liu tightly and asked cautiously, "How is it?" ”

Yang Liu said: "With all due respect, from image to size, from appearance to family property, it is unfortunate...... You...... Defeated! ”

Cheng Zheng covered his forehead: "What if I have to chase the goal?" ”

Yang Liu said: "Then your result is already doomed, the blind man lit the lamp in vain!" ”

Cheng Zhengdao: "You have to help me...... I'm serious! ”

Yang Liu said: "Uh...... Big brother can afford it! But the little brother doesn't have that ability! ”

Cheng Zhengdao: "How come? It is rumored that you are very good at dealing with all kinds of women, especially good at theory and practice, experienced, and invincible! ”

Yang Liu said angrily: "Where is this 'place'? Please tell me...... I'm going to burn it right away! ”

Cheng Zheng glared and said, "Don't interrupt!" Is it a brother? ”

Yang Liu said: "Hmph! ”

Cheng Zhengdao: "Yes, just help me!" ”

Yang Liu said angrily: "Wait until you lose 160 pounds!" Now even if people ask you to chase it, you won't be able to catch ......."

Cheng Zheng said ruthlessly: "Thirty-five catties of fat is still a thing? Dude, let's get out of the way! ”

Willow pouted.

……

When everyone was resting, they suddenly saw Bai Lu coming back with a smile, she didn't have a high-end convertible car, but rode a new mountain bike.

Cheng Zheng rushed up like a chicken, and praised with a shy face: "Hey, hey! Look, our little white is really moving! It's so beautiful to ride casually! ”

Bai Lu said: "Really? Does my car look good? ”

Cheng Zhengdao: "Good-looking! Beauty! ”

Bai Lu said: "Well, thank you! This is what my boyfriend just won for me! ”

Cheng Zheng coughed: "Xiaobai...... Gambling is not good! ”

Bai Luqi said: "What did you say? Who gambled? ”

Cheng Zhengdao: "You said it yourself, your boyfriend won it!" ”

Bai Lu said: "Hi! There is a water game in the back, with a total of nine levels...... Their record is one minute and three seconds, and they have been hanging there for more than ten days! As a result, my boyfriend only took 58 seconds to successfully break through the level and get such a beautiful car......"

Her face was full of sweetness and pride.

Belch......

The corners of Cheng Zheng's eyes twitched, and his heart was bitter......

The climbing instructor went to play a game of breaking through and won a good game!

Depend on! There is a skill to compare it to eating! Goths can't eat you!