Chapter Eighty-Six: Don't Offend Women!

Yao Ning pursed his lips and smiled: "Did the contestants come over for rehearsal today?" ”

Yang An raised his hand and looked at his watch: "Kungfu They arrived in the early morning, and a few in the northeast should also arrive at this time." The reception on our side was well done, no problems. ”

Yao Ning said: "How is your show prepared?" This round won't be eliminated, right? ”

Yang An laughed: "How can this be said accurately? In the first issue, I was too camera-grabbing, and I didn't know what to scold me on the Internet, and in the second issue, I decided to be an honest host, talk about cross talk seriously, and canvass for votes with real skills. But if the audience doesn't buy it, I won't admit it if I'm eliminated! ”

Yao Ning said: "I want you to stay on the stage, you know, our side controls a part of the votes, if your votes are not high, I can ......"

Yang An stopped her: "Stop, Sister Ning, if it really needs to use this trick, it means that the audience really doesn't like me, I am not strong enough, and I should step down and give way." You and I both know in our hearts that it is risky to make fake tickets, can you change the votes with 100% guarantee that they will not leak out? In case it leaks out, will our comedian program team bear this infamy? So I don't want to take this risk! What's more, the internal voices in your station are not harmonious, aren't there still individual leaders who want to beat me? Why should I expose myself and give authority to others? ”

Yao Ning was rejected mercilessly, his face looked a little embarrassed, and he said for a long time: "Okay, we'll see when the time comes." There is another question, is there a candidate for the third phase of the fill-in comedy? ”

Yang An put down his chopsticks, he noticed that something was wrong today: "Sister Ning, the first broadcast has a rating of 1.8%, and it may break 2% at any time, this is a rare gold medal variety show, does anyone dare to put pressure on you?" Who is it, you can tell it. ”

Yao Ning couldn't eat it anymore, and sighed: "I know that it is the freedom of your producers to choose who to fill the position, and our TV station really shouldn't interfere." But do you know that the peach of "Happy Comedian" is too sweet and tempting, and some people are used to meddling, and they can't change this deep-rooted bad habit for a while. So, Taili gave me a list of recommendations, and I hope you can consider it. ”

"Hahaha! The beauty is good-looking, so that the criminals can't control it and lead to crime, can this also be blamed on the beauty? There is no reason for this in the whole world! ”

After Yang An laughed, he said solemnly: "No one wants to interfere with my show!" It's my right to let anyone fill the position, I don't even need to look at this recommended list, it must be a related household who said hello. Sister Ning, if you just want to talk about this today, it will be really boring, can you still let me have a happy meal? ”

The atmosphere became awkward, and Yao Ning said softly: "Yang An, don't refuse so quickly, and don't think that Sister Ning won't help you." My first reaction after getting this list of recommendations was also angry, and I wanted to throw it directly into the trash, but I thought about it carefully, and I have a good idea, so that you can not offend people, and you can do it according to your own ideas, and choose whoever you want. ”

Yang An asked, "What's the idea?" ”

Yao Ning smiled: "Agree to let them join the squad, but let them wait endlessly, if anyone is impatient to wait, let them tear themselves up, let them fight first." If you can't get this hand, you can hand over this dirty work to me, and I will help you deal with them. ”

Yang An touched his chin, thought for a long time, and nodded slowly: "Well, you can try this trick." You give me the list, and I will focus on the teams on the list, hehe, want to be on my show? Then it will be up to you to see which of you has the loudest voice! I'm sending a few loud thugs to help me maintain my prestige! ”

Yao Ning's eyes were smiling, and he hit him affectionately with the head of his chopsticks: "Aren't you stupid!" There are no eternal enemies in this world, sometimes there will be traitors in the enemy camp, you just need to give a little sweetness, you can easily pull them back! ”

Both laughed, raised their drinks and toasted.

No one expected that the traitor would come so quickly, as if he was taking a swift step, Yang An had just returned with the recommendation list in the station, and Song Xiaomei came with his work mobile phone.

Song Xiaomei handed over a list, with the name of the unit and the phone number densely written on it: "Brother Yang, nine groups of people called me this morning, all of them were roundabout to inquire about the news, and there was also the registration to fill the seat." I didn't dare to disturb you when you were talking to each other in the morning, you see. ”

Yang An simply took her back to the room and put the list in front of Li Yue: "Teacher Li, you can help introduce these people." ”

Li Yue is a person in the circle, and explained one by one along the list: "At 8:34, Wang Shun of the Lingnan Quyi Troupe, they are one of the southern cross talks, but the situation of the southern school has been worse over the years, and the Lingnan Quyi Troupe has not had an easy time. ”

Song Xiaomei asked curiously: "There is also a difference between north and south in cross talk?" ”

Yang An nodded and explained: "Of course, the rhythm of the Northern School is a little slower, the mat work is relatively long, and the burden has to be crushed and shaken out." The southern style of cross talk has a fast rhythm, the actors can speak and sing well, two or three sentences are a burden, and the main reason for the two factions is that the laughter is different"

Li Yue sighed: "It's a pity that the market decides everything, after all, the mass base of the southern faction is slightly poorer, the audience is small, and their life is even more difficult." The second place, called at 8:50, Dongshan Changling Acrobatic Troupe, yo, this unit is a little interesting, they are famous for their comedy acrobatic performances, and they seem to have won the national opera award. It's a top-notch team, haven't you invited them? ”

Yang An said: "No, acrobatics is not within the scope of my consideration for the time being. ”

Next, Yang An has a clear idea.

These nine calls are all units in the music industry, and they are more or less related to comedy, and they all took the initiative to sign up for the filling.

Among them, there are four cross talk teams, all of which are groups with high status in the rivers and lakes, both north and south of the country, all of them are teams that have been brilliant in the past, but are struggling now, old-fashioned but still have a foundation, but they do not include people from the three major schools of cross talk in the north.

The phone rang again, Song Xiaomei went out to answer it, and Yang An and Li Yue continued to ponder.

Yang An said: "It's normal for the three sects of the northern faction not to contact me, it's not uncommon for people to be big-named." ”

Li Yue said: "In addition to the three of them, the famous and surnamed crosstalk peers in the country are basically subdued and are willing to line up!" ”

Yang An shook his head: "Accept softness? I don't think it's that simple! Let's just say that Wang Shun of the Lingnan Quyi Troupe, I invited it at the beginning, but they refused very resolutely, saying that they didn't have time to run around in the blue ocean Lingnan every week, and they couldn't be busy with their own commercial performances, and they didn't have a schedule or anything. Why is there a sudden schedule now? Just have time? Would you like to fly around every week? And what do you think, it's unknown when the fill-in player will be able to take the stage, maybe it won't be your turn at the end of the three months, you have wasted three months in vain, and you can't do anything, how many people can accept this condition? The attitude changes too quickly before and after, and there must be a demon when things go wrong! ”

Li Yue was a little unsure: "Are you worried that they will salute first and then soldier?" Woo in and wait to see your reaction? ”

Yang An sighed: "Where do I know, if only I had roundworms in their stomachs." Okay, okay, don't think about it so much, let's talk about it again, we have to play tomorrow night, my heart is still hanging......"

In fact, Yang An still pretended to have some words in his heart, and in the recommendation list given by Yao Ning, there were duplicates with these nine phone calls, and this Lingnan Quyi Troupe was one of them, which showed that people did take the initiative and had the ability, and the relationship could reach out to the stage.

Emotionally speaking, Yang An is willing to give the declining cross talk team more opportunities to show his face, but there are more monks and less porridge, and there are six pits on the stage, he himself occupies the position of cross talk, and he can't tolerate other peers, he can't withdraw a sketch and replace it with cross talk, this is impossible, he can't joke with the ratings.

But in case he is really knocked off the stage by the audience, the Lingnan Quyi Troupe is not his best candidate, what he wants to invite the most is still one of the three factions of northern cross talk, or that sentence, the market decides, the fame decides, and it is a truth whether to watch the World Cup finals or the national football team to qualify for the qualifying tournament with fans, and he can't joke with the ratings.

Song Xiaomei came in and said mysteriously: "Brother Yang, Qiu Jiatang has called, and they are also inquiring about filling the position!" ”

Yang An's eyes lit up: "Qiu Jiatang, one of the three factions of northern cross talk? ”

Li Yue was also surprised: "Is it a call from the class leader Qiu Jiuling?" ”

Song Xiaomei shook her head: "It was from the External Relations Department of Qiu Jiatang Performing Arts Company, the official official version, I want us to send a schedule of the show to them, and they will see if they can adjust the time of the actors, if they can arrange it, then sign up with us." ”

Yang An asked, "They didn't say who they plan to send?" Is it Qiu Jiuling and Yu Shihong in person? ”

Song Xiaomei said: "They didn't say anything, oops, a businesslike tone, it seems that it doesn't matter, it's the feeling that if we can cooperate, we will cooperate, and if we can't cooperate, forget it." ”

Li Yue smiled: "Yo, this wrist is big!" ”

Yang An smiled: "People are a century-old sect, the first one I invited was them, famous people have this problem, and the spectrum is also big, they won't make a move easily, and there are many requirements, we can also understand." Okay, Xiaomei, I'll leave this matter to you, in short, don't promise, don't refuse, let them wait in line, as for whether they can get on or not, wait until I'm eliminated! ”

Song Xiaomeile was happy: "If the other two factions also contact me, should I do the same?" Isn't it true that the Chinese comedy industry is basically played by me? ”

Yang An laughed: "Look at the one who gives you pleasure, and it feels cool to control the power of life and death of others, right?" ”

Song Xiaomei pursed her lips: "Who told them to ignore people at first?" Please don't come here, please ignore that, and hang up on me! Don't you know, there are a few units on this list today, I called them a month ago to invite them, they coldly dropped a sentence of no interest, no time, no participation, snapped the phone and hung up, so angry that I didn't eat for three days, and I lost two pounds! As a result, they took the initiative to call today, and the enthusiasm in their mouths was about to turn into flattery, if it weren't for the fear of delaying things, the old lady wanted to drop their phone at that time, and then scolded them, your aunt, did you want to have today a month ago? ”

Yang An and Li Yue laughed together, and Yang An almost laughed: "Look, it's too much to make our Xiaomei angry!" Countless facts have proved that whoever offends cannot offend a woman! ”

Li Yue also quipped: "This is really forcing people to be anxious, Xiaomei is rude!" In the end, it was planted in your hands, and ouch, I feel anxious for these people! ”

Song Xiaomei stuck out her tongue, smiled embarrassedly, and then took the list, walked out with her head held high, and replied to these units arrogantly!

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PS: Recommended tickets can't be stopped~ I've saved 4 chapters of manuscripts in the past few days, and I feel cute~