Han Chaeying, who was standing next to Cao Shulin, smiled, it was the kind of standard smile that was a bit like he couldn't understand, cute and innocent, but everyone in the audience understood it, and they all covered their mouths and laughed. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Xu Ningdan couldn't deal with this old dirty turtle, so Yang An stepped forward: "So you deliberately slowed down and fell a few steps behind just now, not because you were short, but looking for an opportunity to get your feet down?" ”

Cao Shulin snapped, clapped his hands, and gave Yang An a thumbs up: "That's right, it's worthy of being my apprentice!" ”

The audience laughed like crazy!

The audience is full of applause, this is the applause of the exclusive cross talk actors, Yang An has been booed countless times, Cao Shulin has been booed even more, and the people below are holding back their laughter, all thinking, there will be no award in the form of cross talk today, right?

After everyone finished laughing, Cao Shulin began to introduce: "I'm very happy to be here, the organizer called me to present the award, I was reluctant at first, because the end of the year is too busy, you can't call me to come, I'll come, the farm is busy and the double robbery is not done, the corn is not broken, the sweet potatoes are not dug, the peanuts are not pulled, I really don't have time, but they said to give money, I came immediately." ”

Hahaha!

The audience applauded, many people under the camera couldn't close their mouths, the agricultural rush is that the early rice in the southern countryside needs to be harvested in July and August in the summer, and then the busy time of rice planting is rushed, but now it's December, okay, Cao Shulin is purely!

I'll come right away if I pay back the money, what about your festival Teacher Cao, oh yes, Teacher Cao even wants to step on other actresses' skirts, and there has been no festival for a long time!

Cao Shulin continued: "The organizer said, let me give Mr. Zhang Guoli an award, what does it mean when I say that I am so old? ”

Zhang Guoli in the audience couldn't cry or laugh, this is ridiculing him, Cao Shulin, what kind of grudge do I have with you, what kind of grudge, as for such ridicule? The people next to him laughed and applauded, Zhang Hanyu sat next to him, trembling with laughter, patting Zhang Guoli's arm to comfort him.

"I said that I would give Brother Hu an award, but I said that I would not award those who are more handsome than me! He also said that I would give Wen Zhang an award, and I said that Xiaowen was not bad, he acted in a naked era, and he was so popular, he didn't need my help! Said let me give Yang An an award, I can say it, I don't know him yet? When the time comes, he will definitely be cutting wheat at home, and what award will he give! ”

Cao Shulin's witty words were like pearls, he made fun of several people in a row, all the people who were named laughed, they were ridiculed lightly, and Wen Zhang, who was deliberately said to be naked in the naked marriage, laughed so embarrassed that he didn't dare to look at the camera.

Yang An didn't expect to be named too, and immediately said: "I really plan to cut wheat at home, I'm too busy, but the organizer said let me partner with a beautiful host, I threw away the sickle and came over." ”

Cao Shulin was shocked: "Me too!" The organizer said that I should partner with the actress, and I said yes, I can do without money, and come immediately! ”

The two shook hands in the air, complimented each other, and said in unison: "Heroes see the same!" ”

Hahahaha!

The laughter in the audience has never stopped, these two people are really two strange flowers in the domestic cross talk industry, there are really parties, programs, interviews or something where they appear, the audience basically can't get serious, and they want to laugh when they see their faces.

controlled the scene for a few minutes, you can't always snub Han Caiying who is standing next to you, Cao Shulin is the guest of honor, not the award-winning guest, it is enough to do so long of foreshadowing.

Cao Shulin continued: "After I came, the organizer said that I would arrange a Korean beauty partner for you, I was so happy, I was so beautiful to see that it was Han Chaeyoung, I have been hesitating to step on her skirt, don't worry, why do I dare to say it in front of her, because I know that she can't speak Chinese!" Don't you believe me? Chaeyoung, let's talk, right? ”

Sigh!

The audience booed and applauded, and everyone almost fainted with laughter, because Han Chaeyoung quickly took over and said, "Hello everyone, I'm Han Chaeyoung!" ”

Standard Mandarin!

It's definitely not what Cao Shulin said!

Cao Shulin turned around and left in an instant, it was too embarrassing!

This scene was so funny that the applause immediately roared!

Pretending to take two steps, Cao Shulin turned around and stood in front of his microphone again.

However, Han Caiying is not a person who praises, Cao Shulin is inconvenient to speak at this time, and the field is suddenly embarrassed, Han Caiying looks at Cao Shulin condescendingly, Cao Shulin doesn't dare to look up at other people's beauties, but when she looks at it, she just sees Han Caiying's chest, and the old Cao doesn't look at it, and she can't look at it, she can only stare at the ground, her eyes wander, and everyone laughs to death at that scene.

Xu Ningdan was supposed to save the scene immediately, but she didn't have a tacit understanding and paused, but Yang An immediately picked it up and cheered: "Han Caiying has been in China for ten years, and the Chinese language is zipline!" ”

Cao Shulin immediately imitated the foreigner and said Chinese: "You speak Chinese very well~~ I'd better go back and cut wheat~~"

Han Chaeyoung couldn't stand it anymore, covered her mouth and bent over to laugh, the audience never closed their mouths, and their facial muscles were sore from laughing.

After joking for so long, it's almost enough, Yang An and Cao Shulin both have prompt sounds in their headsets, and they are directed.

Cao Shulin said: "Okay, let's get down to business first, we want to present the 'Role Model of the Year' award." ”

Han Chaeyoung really continued to say with Chinese: "I think he is very handsome, famous, and stylish, and I am a fan of him......"

Maybe it's because Chinese isn't very good, Han Caiying giggled, couldn't describe it in more words, and everyone laughed kindly.

Cao Shulin nodded again and again: "I really want to know who he is!" ”

After nodding, he turned around and watched Yang An for a long time, and the audience laughed, this meaning couldn't be too obvious!

The big shot was given to Yang An, Yang An touched his chin and smiled a little embarrassedly: "It won't be me, right?" I haven't thought about my acceptance speech yet! ”

Sigh~~

Shameless~~

Many people shouted, Role Model of the Year, this is an award in the TV drama industry, what does it have to do with Yang An!

Cao Shulin said: "I originally thought it was me! Don't guess, let's look at the VCR! ”

He is the founding ancestor of the idol of Treasure Island, with the appearance and talent of God's grace, in addition to appearing in movies and TV series every year, he is also a well-known racing driver, a young entrepreneur, and a winner in life, he has influenced thousands of young people, and it is not an exaggeration to call him the "role model of the year", he is Lin Zhiying!

After the VCR was played, Lin Zhiying walked to the stage, shook hands with Cao Shulin, and took the little golden man from Han Chaeying.

At this time, according to the process, it should be Lin Zhiying who delivered an acceptance speech.

Yang An suddenly interrupted them: "Wait a while, wait a while, I have a question, you are both 74 years old, right?" Why do you stand together like a couple? ”

Poofha!

The audience erupted in the most enthusiastic cheers, followed by boos, the whole studio was about to be overturned, the female guests in the audience laughed flamboyantly, the men patted their thighs, laughed so much that their mouths couldn't close, and many people laughed so much that their stomachs hurt and tears burst into tears.

Cao Shulin was obviously stunned, looking at the direction of the host in disbelief, Lin Zhiying held the little golden man, he was also concerned about his own image, and he didn't dare to laugh too presumptuously, Han Caiying and Xu Ningdan covered their mouths and laughed on the side, turned around, and knew that these people who talk about cross talk are sensitive in their thinking, and they blurted out, how did they know that it would be so fierce!

Cao Shulin said angrily: "What nonsense is the truth! ”

Yang An was not afraid of him: "Come on, come on, you give an explanation, we are all very curious, right?" ”

"Yes!"

The audience followed the coaxing, everyone let go, and today they will follow Yang An to make fun to their heart's content!

Lin Zhiying smiled awkwardly, he really didn't expect Yang An to suddenly ask such a question, and then looked at Cao Shulin, he didn't care at all, he didn't think so quickly as the talk show host, and he didn't know how to explain it properly.

Cao Shulin spoke first: "Although I look old-fashioned, my son Cao Xiaobao is a little fresh meat!" ”

Yang An immediately asked rhetorically, "You mean that he has sucked up most of your excellent genes?" ”

Cao Shulin said: "That's right, Cao Xiaobao is getting better and better day by day, I look old day by day, the years are not forgiving, and the day when my lamp runs out is the day when Cao Xiaobao ascends to the top of the world's beautiful men." ”

Hahaha~~

all the! Many people laughed stupidly, applauded wildly, Cao Shulin was dirty, and he really spared no effort to praise his son, too red fruit, right?

After Cao Shulin finished speaking, he turned sideways, looked Lin Zhiying up and down, and pointed: "My son is 19 years old this year, and your son is only 4 years old, I don't think your good life will last long!" ”

Burst!

The audience burst into laughter!

Lin Zhiying finally came back to her senses: "Actually, I think everyone's appreciation points are different, for example, I especially appreciate the inner beauty of Mr. Cao, the maturity and stability of men......"

Cao Shulin said: "You are responsible for being beautiful like a flower, and I am responsible for making money to support my family!" ”

Yang An said: "Lin Zhiying, Lao Cao's father and son went into battle and supported one of my variety shows and made a lot of money, do you want to consider participating in my new variety show?" ”

Lin Zhiying couldn't go on, he was about to be driven crazy by the two cross talk actors, and he couldn't keep up with their thinking rhythm at all!

The audience was even more boiling, and the audience below all booed loudly, this is today's biggest easter egg!

Many celebrities have pushed off their schedules, even if they are busy with work, they have to participate in the Blue Ocean Satellite TV TV Festival, for Yang An!

Now it has been spread all over the entertainment industry, after New Year's Day, Yang An is going to shoot a new variety show, but the final quota has not yet been decided, and the entire entertainment industry is waiting for the pie to fall on their heads!

Yang An Golden Eagle Festival invited Huang Bo and Guo Tao, who became popular because of "Crazy Stone".

Magnolia invited Brother Hu, and the fire of "Run, Brother" is well known to the world.

The TV festival invited Lin Zhiying, what it means, it goes without saying! (To be continued.) )