32. Jerking off la-la
Christmas is coming in a blink of an eye, and the movement upstairs has come and gone these days, Bai Laicai occasionally complains a few words and carries a small folding ladder to remove the artifact, and reluctantly rubs it to ask to be given to himself as a Christmas gift, after all, this kind of whole artifact has always been too little and not too much.
On this day, Bai Laicai was so excited that he forgot to pick up the Santa hat he bought and gave away on his head, and quickly ran to Changsheng's house to bang on the door. Because he listened to Changsheng's admonition, he gave up the opportunity to join the crew with Fang Liancheng and chose another announcement. Not only did he have more scenes than before, but more importantly, he waited for a big news.
Chen Qingzhu opened the door with an English book in his hand, Bai Laicai didn't care about greetings, hurriedly changed his shoes and ran past Chen Qingzhu and ran in. As soon as he entered the door of the guest room, he saw Changsheng snorting and wiping sweat on the treadmill, still chanting words in his mouth, but his face was as painful as mourning.
"What's going on? Running and biting your tongue? Bai Laicai walked over suspiciously, although he is a hateful eater, but he often runs to the gym for the sake of his figure, and he has never seen a person who runs like he has been hit by a serial life-killing palm.
Chang Xiaopang turned off the treadmill with self-deprecation, and sat on it with his ass and couldn't get up, he pursed his lower lip, "I don't want to carry it!" โ
Chen Qingzhu walked over with a book in his hand, looked at Changsheng who was sweating like a rice ball, and said, "Don't sit down just after running, get up and move, just memorize the rest of the words." โ
Changsheng hugged Bai Laicai's thigh for help and didn't let go, crying and chirping, "It's so difficult to memorize words, why do I have to go to school." โ
Bai Laicai couldn't quite figure it out, so he had to divert the other party's attention and comfort, "It's okay, it's not just English words, you still have Japanese words to memorize!" โ
Changsheng: QAQ
"Let's not talk about this yet, I have good news for you, turn on the TV quickly." Bai Laicai ran to the living room to turn on the TV while urging, took out his mobile phone to find a hot search on Weibo, and opened the computer in the study very happily.
"You wait, he'll take a shower first." Chen Qingzhu took the initiative to make the decision for Changsheng, who wanted to share the joy with his little comrades-in-arms, and stood outside the bathroom door to supervise the situation.
Changsheng rushed briefly, swished to the sofa with a soft towel on his head, watched Chen Qingzhu go to inspect the bathroom to see if it was hygienic or not, and turned around with his elbow, "Did you bring snacks?" โ
"As much as you want!" Bai Laicai's mouth never closed with a smile, "To celebrate, I bought enough snacks for three days and three nights." โ
"Wow!" Chang Xiaopang was shocked, "You bought a lottery ticket and won the lottery?" โ
"It's a good idea, but the news is also very powerful." Bai Laicai held Changsheng's hand and said excitedly, "Fortunately, you didn't let me go to that announcement, Fang Liancheng planted it this time, and it was him who was said in the entertainment gossip later, you can look at the hot search on Weibo now." โ
The gossip show has not yet arrived, Changsheng opened Weibo for unknown reasons, and sure enough, the first place in the hot search is #Fang Liancheng will have a wife's husband at night#, the woman's name has not been exposed, but at this time, some people familiar with the matter broke the news that Fang Liancheng has not done this once or twice, and everyone in the circle understands that the other party has been relying on the thigh of the noble lady.
Some fans helped wash and said that it might be Fang Liancheng's aunt or friends and colleagues at work, and there were also black plus who added fuel to the fire, and most of the people who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement. Then another photo of Fang Liancheng and the other party kissing came up, although it was a little blurry, but it could still be seen at a glance that the two parties were passionately-hugging-kissing at the door of the nightclub. Now even his girlfriend's fans have turned black, but the photos and people in the know are a new number, and in a blink of an eye, they are drowned in the scolding of everyone.
"Doesn't he have a gold lord?" Changsheng didn't quite understand, he remembered that last time Bai Laicai gritted his teeth and scolded the other party for his weak knees, "But why was he photographed?" โ
"You have to hype up a TV series and movie," Bai Laicai took a bite of a piece of chocolate and leaned comfortably on the back of the sofa, "Originally, there was a little gossip king in that crew, and the paparazzi originally wanted to shoot that one, but I didn't expect to catch Fang Liancheng, a big fish." โ
Besides, Fang Liancheng usually takes the route of a good man, and externally portrays the image of a good son of his mother and girlfriend as a good brain of other people's families, as soon as this revelation comes out, it is conceivable how badly the other party fell, and now fans don't buy it, and the crew is even more difficult now.
Hype is hype, but I didn't let you block us.
"Then doesn't his benefactor come forward for him?" Changsheng clicked on the comments below Weibo, and was almost so frightened by the painting style that he lost his phone.
Chen Qingzhu walked over and quietly confiscated Xiao Tangyuan's mobile phone like a homeroom teacher on patrol, "I will watch the news later, and don't forget to study after a while." โ
He could see it just now, nine out of ten comments are new postures of swearing, the vocabulary is very rich and there is an endless trend of pushing through the old and new, the white and tender little ball can't learn these, the 3D version of the electronic pet doesn't need this skill.
Bai Laicai has nothing to do, although he is a 360-line star who has not been able to emerge, but he also knows the power of destroying bones. Especially โกโก like this, how fast and how fast it spreads, let alone ...... Bai Laicai was suddenly shocked, and said dumbfounded, "Have you found it?" It seems that someone deliberately planted him this time? And he also built momentum all the way, for fear that things would be too small. โ
He rubbed his chin, the scene was very full, and now he was playing a detective, "It stands to reason that he brags every day about how good the gold lord is to him, so why do you still hug the thighs of those people?" โ
"Yo-he!" He was shocked, "Isn't it possible for one person to satisfy him anymore!" โ
Chen Qingzhu silently covered Changsheng's ears and glared at him fiercely.
Bai Laicai glanced at him and stuck out his tongue again.
Changsheng looked up at Chen Qingzhu with a blank expression, not understanding why he was covering his ears.
"Cover your ears and warm your hands." Chen Qingzhu said casually, patted his little head again, "Go get dressed, and I'll take you out later." โ
"Where are you going?" Changsheng a spirit, "Are you going to eat?" โ
Chen Qingzhu looked at him amusedly and nodded, "Some dishes can't be made at home, go to the restaurant to pack some and come back." โ
"Then I'll guard the door at home to protect the sheep and dogs!" Bai Laicai volunteered to raise his hand, looking like he was going to live or die in Changsheng's house. He had heard Changsheng say before that Chen Qingzhu would cook a Christmas dinner, and even if the sky fell, he would be buried in Changsheng's house today.
"You can't eat white food," Chen Qingzhu said, "and the guests have to cook two dishes." โ
"No problem!" Bai Laicai patted his chest and said confidently.
Chen Qingzhu went out with Changsheng wrapped in zongzi, and Bai Laicai suddenly came back to his senses and said to himself, "No, what kind of dishes does Changsheng eat?" โ
Chen Qingzhu: ...... My glutinous rice dumplings are a dish in their own right? From time to time, it can also be transformed into strawberry Daifuku and rice balls.
As soon as the others left, Bai Laicai quickly went to his and Changsheng's small camp to drag a basket of snacks out from under the wardrobe, hugged them to the sofa with a sigh, scattered the snacks around, and waited for the news of the entertainment gossip report Fang Liancheng.
He opened a bag of chocolate filled biscuits and nibbled on them, propping his head thoughtfully. At this time, the king of Hades, who had just woken up, ran over smelling the fragrance, and when he saw that his peers were thinking about life events, he didn't want to jump on the sofa, and arched his arm with his little sheep's horns.
"Here's what you're going to eat!" Bai Laicai happily opened a bag of banana biscuits, and the fear of losing it was nothing in front of the foodie alliance, not to mention that he had already regarded the sheep and dog eggs as his godson in his heart, and he couldn't help chatting at this time, and he didn't feel any weirdness about one person and one sheep chatting.
"Did you say Fang Liancheng offended someone?" Bai Laicai poured French fries into his mouth, his mouth was stuffed full, and his cheeks bulged, "Did the gold lord abandon him?" โ
Bai Laicai seems to have discovered the truth, and he even forgot to eat the fries, "I can't say, hey, this is how the world ......"
As if he had aroused some sadness, his throat was a little sore, so he simply closed his mouth and concentrated on feeding the sheep and dogs.
The king of Hades was stuffed with a handful of candies and ate happily, but when he looked up, he looked up and looked at Bai Laicai's depressed face.
After all, eating people has a soft mouth, and the king of Hades thinks that he is still a warm-hearted and good young man, so he casually calculated a hexagram for Bai Laicai. After listening to the other party's broken thoughts for a long time, he also figured out a rough idea, and now adds a hexagram to derive it......
Hades felt that except for Chen Qingzhu, he was simply living in a world of fools! The IQ of the whole world has been lowered by the longevity and white wealth around him.
If it weren't for the food and the love and peace of the world, he would have returned to the underworld a long time ago, after all, the ink is black, and the IQ of this king is in jeopardy!